Bayfield High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Bayfield, CO)

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read In the paper that his stewardess, JEROLENE PERCELL, gave him, that KEITH JAMES had lost in the race for Senator for the third straight time. His campaign manager, PAUL DAVENPORT, cannot see why KEITH only gets three votes each election. JACK and JERRY HAGA, DAN GOSNEY, and JERRY BOWERS were recently rescued from the Pacific Ocean, where they lit after their fifth unsuccessful try to he the first men on the moon. They were rescued by DONALD GRUSH, the new Commander of the Coast Guard. The three CUNDIFFS, BONNIE. LUCILLE, and CATHERINE, drove up in their three Cadillacs from their ranch in Mexico, The Rancho El Cundiff. The food for the party was donated by FRED KESSELRING, who recently purchased the Bayfield Locker Plant with back pay. The food was delivered by his number one delivery boy, MARTIN MORRISON. KATHRYNE HAYES and GEORGIA DUNCAN, the new janitors at B.H.S. have signed a contract to clean up the gym after the reunion. ADRIAN MURRAY recently took over his Uncle Arthur's TV Dancing Show. One of his dancing teachers is another B.H.S. graduate, ALVINA BOX. Patrolman EVERETT BURCH and hotrodder NINA POWELL were late because Judge RON LUTTIG had summoned them to court for dragging on Main Street. RICHARD EVANS, PHYLLIS HEFFINGTON, and GERALD LUDWIG Hew in from Hawaii where their oil company finally struck something; but it was only a false alarm, because it was only the Pacific Ocean. All in all, a good time was had by everyone and another reunion was planned in ten years.

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I, KEITH JAMES, will my seat in World History to any freshman who wants it. I, FRED KESSELRING, will my flattop haircut to Leonard Tanner. I, GERALD LUDWIG, will my cigarette snipes to my small relative. I, RON LUTTIG, will all my worldly words to all underclassmen. I, MARTIN MORRISON, will my bad grades and high pitched voice to Richard Snodgrass. I, LARRY MULLEN, will my first grade picture to Mrs. Parks. I, ADRIAN MURRAY, will my height to Jimmy Pierson. I, BARBARA NORMAN, will my lost weight to Judy McVicker. I, JEROLENE PERCELL, will my dimples to Zelta Newton (she thinks she needs a cou- ple more). I, NINA POWELL, I, LONNE SOWER, will my temper to Jane Sower (use it next year), will my ambition to study to Donald Blackmore. I, KENNETH VAUGHAN, will my basketball'ability to Big Daddy (Leonard Tanner). PROPHECY It is the year 1969, and the B.H.S. Class of 59 are having a class reunion. Everybody had to go to the hospital before the reunion to visit KENNETH VAUGHAN, where he is recovering from a sprained thumb which he received while defending his world championship in Tiddly Winks against the leading contender, GARY FORSYTHE. His nurse has been his old classmate, DORIS BLACKMORE, and his doctor is LONNE SOWER, who is a sprained thumb specialist. JUDY GILBERT and BARBARA NORMAN, two of the country's top singers, » . will sing their newest hit, which their manager says will be their biggest hit yet. LARRY MULLEN, now a big Texas sheepman, while flying to Bayfield,

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JUNIORS