Bayfield High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Bayfield, CO)

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PROPHECY As we look into the future, it is 1966 and we see Jeanne (Brains) Snooks being a Home Economics teacher at the Betty Crocker Over-Oven School besides being home mother at the Flip-Over Dormitory. Allene (Sea-Going) Davis is trying out her new jet-propelled speed boat in the Pacific in search of those distant sailois!!! Jim (Shorty) Temple and Stanley (Flat-Foot) Snooks are now playing basketball for the Big Bears in the Little League which tonight will try to beat the Ridge Runners of Oak wood School. Connie (Starry-Eyed) Weddle has now taken over her father's business, raising chinchillas, and is living in Hollywood where she will star them in This Couldn't Be Your Pet. Jewel (Spooks) Monger and Mathew ( Tex ) Bigham are raising Large and Small Economy Size Cattle on a B---I—G” ranch way down in Texas. ( Ya1 All Come! ! ) Ray (Tiny) Cundiff is coaching football for the Great Midget Team! ! of that bet- ter know town of Eastern Bayfield. Stanley (Curly) Morrison is trying out his new experiment of seeing how fast a car can go backwards on two wheels! He's planning on making millions. (Rich Boy!!!) Bert (Butter-Fingers) Monger is now driving the Great Bayfield Exchange Lines. If you want a great ride from Bayfield to the Great City (City?) of LaBoca where his lines run, don't miss riding on his bus. Nina (Chubby)Krukenmeier is now running the Wells Fargo Bar in Tumble Brush Creek. It seems she does all the work while the Mr. counts the money! (Smart Guy!!!) Carol (Money-Bags) Murphy, running Randy's Mercury factory, is doing quite well but she prefers the Cadillac which is more expensive. (But business is business and money is where you find it.)

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i. sMaJrfLo (Mathew Bigham) , will my ability to shoot spit wads to Ted McKinnis-- more protection for Ted. , will my football playing ability to Bill Penn and my my high grades to George Cooper. Get to work George. , will my big feet to Wendell Bartholomew. He needs them. , will my ability to get along with die teachers to Sam Hickman. Put it to good use, Sami 11 , will my ability to keep quiet to Bette Gayle. (As if she needs it.) (Stanley Morrison) , will my Math grades to Bruce Winter. Best of luck, Bruce. will my giggle to Burdene Caviggia with great hopes for (Nina Krukenmeier) for the future. , will my Biology class to any poor sophomore in hopes of better grades. I. 223 fjeanne Snooks) (Allene Davis) i. (Connie Weddle) I de ? ?7laTL jlJSU Jewel Monger) « , will my sophomore boy friends to Betty Holt. (As if she needs them.) , will my ability to get along with Mr. Hopkins to the junior boys. , will my place in English to Barbara Norman--behind Elmer Powell. , will my freckles to poor pale faced Butch Wells. He needs them.