Bayard High School - Tiger Yearbook (Bayard, NE)

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'P'toft iectt JEAN BARNARD — Doing electronic research as the only female student at M.I.T., currently working on a radio-controlled principal for use in high schools. WILLIAM BELDON — (Deceased) died at the age of 21 as a result of his frantic drive to find a cure for baldness. NANCY BERNHARDT — After seven years as the undisputed queen of Hollywood, (she sold pencils on the corner of Hollywood and Vine) she takes to her unpretentious 87 room mansion to relax and take an alcohol cure. JUDY BETZ — Presently doing a high-class floor show at a psychiatric night club, using Rorschach ink blots instead of bubbles. KAY BURDEN — She quickly realized the money-making possibilities of hospitals, and now owns a controlling interest in West Nebraska General and further increased her fortune with hit recording HOSPITAL BLUES. LOIS CHAPMAN — Owns a flying goose and spends her time writing poems for children. NORMA CONTRERAS — Owns and manages a chain of slenderella salons where she gives plump girls her secret SHARON CUMMINGS — She runs a car-hop school holding classes two days a week so that the instructor can attend. DON CUNNINGHAM — Rides shotgun on a beer truck running booze to speakeasys under prohibition established by the new president, DICK KUXHAUSEN. DWIGHT DONAHEY — Whereabouts unknown — last seen following dinosaur tracks into interior Africa. CHARLES DUEKER — Lives in a shack beside Highway 30 subsisting on litter thrown by California tourists, and deriving his simple pleasures by reversing the order of Burma Shave signs. ROBERT DUNCAN — Gained fame as an engineer for Ford Motor Company by developing an automobile advancement known as the longhaired clutch. GERALD GREEN — As the 47th Tarzan, he strikes fear into the hearts of countless wild elephants with his screaming cry as he swings thru the trees to join his friend CARLY NUSS. GARY HERSH — Writes testimonials for Wheaties. DALLAS HUBBARD — Travels for National School Assemblies lifting large high school students. LARRY HUBBARD — Manufactures fluorescent tape-measures for night beauty contests. PAT HUBBARD — Owner and operator of Old Mother Hubbard's Night Club. JOHN ELLIOTT — After a long and illustrious naval career, he has settled down to the relatively quiet job as a small-town bomb investigator. JOHN ENRIQUEZ — Dance instructor who made fame with his two TV spectaculars, An Evening with John Enriquez and Another Evening with John Enriquez. JERRY FAULKNER — Makes his living as a replacement for big Otis on the Huckleberry Hound Show. LARRY FISCUS — Rents his teeth to tooth-paste companies for ads. TOM FOWLER — Presently taking advantage of his football scars by starring in the title role in Drek- Lopse of the Black Lagoon. VIRGINIA FRIES — Known affectionately to the Chicago Police force as Fink Fries, directs that city's local rackets. (Phone AQ-3-9801 for the daily horse listings). DOROTHY HULLINGER - ELLEN PIEPER'S apprentice. CAROL JERGER — Writes stories for the coke man to tell his admiring fans as they fill the coke machine. JIM KNISS — Head bookkeeper for Fink Fries. Will take income tax cheating jobs (Phone AQ -9801). DELORES MILLER — Now under sentence for initiating a riot with her torrid dutch-hop after Grand Ole OPRY. DEAN NAB — Replaced the painted knife blades on his hub caps with real ones, and is now terrorizing short pedestrians. PRISCILLA OLIVAS — Posing for the AFTER in before and after pictures. ELLEN PIEPER - DOROTHY HULLINGER'S teacher. PAT ROBERTSON — Plays Jazz Piano with the New York Philharmonic. DICK KUXHAUSEN — President of the U.S., and honorary head of the WCTU. CHARLENE LEYTHAM — Drawing top wages as a screamer on the BOB SWEEM show — Scream with Sweem. JACK LUNDGREN — Assistant Janitor at South Bayard University. ZELDA LUNDGREN — Runs a finishing school for unfinished girls. JOYCE McRAE — Tests blue Plymouths for their ability to withstand punishment. JUDY MARKER — Swimming instructor for the Bayard Sandpits. PAULETTE STROUD — First woman jockey to win the Kentucky Derby. GENE TAFOYA — Became famous as the only boxer to score a double knockout — Ingomar Johansen in 14 seconds of the first round, and himself (on the right post) in 18 seconds of the first. BILL WHITNEY — Poses for the BEFORE in the before and after ads. ALEX WILHELM — Has best sales record of all our Good Humor Men in the 49th State. ROBERT RODERICK — Packaging air to sell to natives of the Los Angeles Smog areas. DOROTHY SAUER — Murdered by a Safeway Manager's mother. LEMOINE SAUER — Manufactures suckers with long sticks for polevaulters with a sweet tooth. JAKE SCHMUNK — Still sanding his 4-inch deep initials out of his desk in Room 25. BILL SCHNEIDER — Posing as the 97 pound weakling in Charles Atlas ads. GENE SCHULTZ — Instigating new reforms as principal of Bayard High School. EVELYN WILLEY — Chosen as Housewife of the Year by Good Housekeeping Magazine because her talent with wall paper makes her one room shack in north Bayard seem big as a bowling alley. JOANNE SCHWARTZKOPF - Operates a waterfront tattoo parlor for Navy-type sailors. 22

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