Bayard High School - Tiger Yearbook (Bayard, NE)

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'P'toft iectt JEAN BARNARD — Doing electronic research as the only female student at M.I.T., currently working on a radio-controlled principal for use in high schools. WILLIAM BELDON — (Deceased) died at the age of 21 as a result of his frantic drive to find a cure for baldness. NANCY BERNHARDT — After seven years as the undisputed queen of Hollywood, (she sold pencils on the corner of Hollywood and Vine) she takes to her unpretentious 87 room mansion to relax and take an alcohol cure. JUDY BETZ — Presently doing a high-class floor show at a psychiatric night club, using Rorschach ink blots instead of bubbles. KAY BURDEN — She quickly realized the money-making possibilities of hospitals, and now owns a controlling interest in West Nebraska General and further increased her fortune with hit recording HOSPITAL BLUES. LOIS CHAPMAN — Owns a flying goose and spends her time writing poems for children. NORMA CONTRERAS — Owns and manages a chain of slenderella salons where she gives plump girls her secret SHARON CUMMINGS — She runs a car-hop school holding classes two days a week so that the instructor can attend. DON CUNNINGHAM — Rides shotgun on a beer truck running booze to speakeasys under prohibition established by the new president, DICK KUXHAUSEN. DWIGHT DONAHEY — Whereabouts unknown — last seen following dinosaur tracks into interior Africa. CHARLES DUEKER — Lives in a shack beside Highway 30 subsisting on litter thrown by California tourists, and deriving his simple pleasures by reversing the order of Burma Shave signs. ROBERT DUNCAN — Gained fame as an engineer for Ford Motor Company by developing an automobile advancement known as the longhaired clutch. GERALD GREEN — As the 47th Tarzan, he strikes fear into the hearts of countless wild elephants with his screaming cry as he swings thru the trees to join his friend CARLY NUSS. GARY HERSH — Writes testimonials for Wheaties. DALLAS HUBBARD — Travels for National School Assemblies lifting large high school students. LARRY HUBBARD — Manufactures fluorescent tape-measures for night beauty contests. PAT HUBBARD — Owner and operator of Old Mother Hubbard's Night Club. JOHN ELLIOTT — After a long and illustrious naval career, he has settled down to the relatively quiet job as a small-town bomb investigator. JOHN ENRIQUEZ — Dance instructor who made fame with his two TV spectaculars, An Evening with John Enriquez and Another Evening with John Enriquez. JERRY FAULKNER — Makes his living as a replacement for big Otis on the Huckleberry Hound Show. LARRY FISCUS — Rents his teeth to tooth-paste companies for ads. TOM FOWLER — Presently taking advantage of his football scars by starring in the title role in Drek- Lopse of the Black Lagoon. VIRGINIA FRIES — Known affectionately to the Chicago Police force as Fink Fries, directs that city's local rackets. (Phone AQ-3-9801 for the daily horse listings). DOROTHY HULLINGER - ELLEN PIEPER'S apprentice. CAROL JERGER — Writes stories for the coke man to tell his admiring fans as they fill the coke machine. JIM KNISS — Head bookkeeper for Fink Fries. Will take income tax cheating jobs (Phone AQ -9801). DELORES MILLER — Now under sentence for initiating a riot with her torrid dutch-hop after Grand Ole OPRY. DEAN NAB — Replaced the painted knife blades on his hub caps with real ones, and is now terrorizing short pedestrians. PRISCILLA OLIVAS — Posing for the AFTER in before and after pictures. ELLEN PIEPER - DOROTHY HULLINGER'S teacher. PAT ROBERTSON — Plays Jazz Piano with the New York Philharmonic. DICK KUXHAUSEN — President of the U.S., and honorary head of the WCTU. CHARLENE LEYTHAM — Drawing top wages as a screamer on the BOB SWEEM show — Scream with Sweem. JACK LUNDGREN — Assistant Janitor at South Bayard University. ZELDA LUNDGREN — Runs a finishing school for unfinished girls. JOYCE McRAE — Tests blue Plymouths for their ability to withstand punishment. JUDY MARKER — Swimming instructor for the Bayard Sandpits. PAULETTE STROUD — First woman jockey to win the Kentucky Derby. GENE TAFOYA — Became famous as the only boxer to score a double knockout — Ingomar Johansen in 14 seconds of the first round, and himself (on the right post) in 18 seconds of the first. BILL WHITNEY — Poses for the BEFORE in the before and after ads. ALEX WILHELM — Has best sales record of all our Good Humor Men in the 49th State. ROBERT RODERICK — Packaging air to sell to natives of the Los Angeles Smog areas. DOROTHY SAUER — Murdered by a Safeway Manager's mother. LEMOINE SAUER — Manufactures suckers with long sticks for polevaulters with a sweet tooth. JAKE SCHMUNK — Still sanding his 4-inch deep initials out of his desk in Room 25. BILL SCHNEIDER — Posing as the 97 pound weakling in Charles Atlas ads. GENE SCHULTZ — Instigating new reforms as principal of Bayard High School. EVELYN WILLEY — Chosen as Housewife of the Year by Good Housekeeping Magazine because her talent with wall paper makes her one room shack in north Bayard seem big as a bowling alley. JOANNE SCHWARTZKOPF - Operates a waterfront tattoo parlor for Navy-type sailors. 22

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'ZVtii eutd 7e4ta te ft JEAN BARNARD - Her ability to ignore the TV while studying to her little brothers and sisters. WILLIAM BELDEN — His receding hair line to Sharon Shultz. NANCY BERNHARDT - Her life membership in Student Council and all the blueprints for paving the parking lot to Danny Anderson. JUDY BETZ - Her hot pink shag sweater to anyone who wants to be noticed. KAY BURDEN — Her colored sox to anyone who is brave enough to wear them. LOIS CHAPMAN - Her bashfulness and quiet manner to Marva Elder. DON CUNNINGHAM - Three quarters of his nose to Scaby Sauer. NORMA CONTRARAS - Her quiet way with boys to Donna Becker. DWIGHT DONAHY - His running ability to anyone who is in trouble with Bayard's city officials. CHARLES DUEKER - His luck to be late for school and to never have to make up time to anyone else who drives 1 7 miles to school. BOB DUNCAN - His long, dark, curly hair to Mr. Chase. JOHN ELLIOTT - His willingness. JERRY FAULKNER - His VW bug to Tom Johnson. LARRY FISCUS — His red hair to Mr. Chase. GINNY FRIES — Her blond hair to anyone who has enough money to keep it that way. TOM FOWLER — Can't afford to give anything away. GEAROLD GREEN — His size nine and six and one half shoes to Don Mehling. GARY HERSH — His six stitches to next year's fullback. DALLAS HUBBARD — His athletic suits (football, basketball, and track) to Gary Rein. LARRY HUBBARD — His ability to make enemies to anyone who needs some. PATTI HUBBARD — Her size 42 sweater to Betty Vadivort. DOROTHY HULLINGER — Her bashfulness to her little brother, Eugene. CAROL JERGER — Her ability to drive religiously to Doyle Lund. JIM KNISS — His little black Ford to his cousin, Ronnie Langhofer, for future use at Bayard High School. DICK KUXHAUSEN - His ability to all the boys. CHARLENE LEYTHAM - Her ability to sneak the car to Bridgeport to Donna Rafferty. JACK LUNDGREN — His parking place on the north end of the lot to Gayle Leonhardt. ZELDA LUNDGREN — Her long eyelashes to her younger sister, Janice. JUDY MARKER — Her ability to get 20 minutes in Mr. Chase's study hall to anybody who likes to stay in. JOYCE McRAE — Her ability to get out of bed on school mornings to my little sister Jeannine; she needs it. DELORAS MILLER — Her ability to skip girls' glee without getting kicked out to Beverly Miller. EARL NAB — My ability to make-out to Tom Schwartz-koph. CARL NUSS — His nylon stockings to Mr. Calvert. PRICILLA OLIVAS — Her way with boxers to whoever digs 'em. ELLEN PIEPER — Her safe driving to her little brother, Alfred. PATTY ROBERTSON — Her driving ability to Alice Kirchoff. LEMOINE SAUER — His position on the football team to Jimmy Olson. DOROTHY SAUER — Her three years of cheerleading experience to Alex Karloutsos. JAKE SCHMUNK — His ability to stay a bachelor willed to him by Bob Brenning to Tom Schwartzkoph. BILL SCHNEIDER - The rocks he put in his pockets when he weighs in football to Tommy George. EUGENE SHULTZ - His sweaters to his little sister. PAULETTE STROUD — Her haircut to anyone who wants it. GENE TAFOYA — His ability to lose his temper in football games to Mike Bowden. BOB SWEEN — The curly locks Marshall Roderick willed him, to Richard Robinson. BILL WHITNEY — His nickname Flash to Tom Johnson. SHIRLEY WILHELM - Her ability to get kicked out of chorus and girls' glee to her sister, Mary. EVELYN WILLEY — Her ability to get along with Mr. Chase to Alex Karloutsos. JO ZITTERKOPH — Her attraction to sailors to anybody who likes them. 21

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