Baldwin County Agricultural School - Satsuma Yearbook (Foley, AL)

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Qthe batsuma Freshie: May I have the 'Life Senior Librarian: Brutus has of Caesar ? taken it Freshie fnot seeing jokej : Will you let me know when he returns lt? :sf :lf :cf l I And how do you like codflsh balls Miss Stuart said to pupil Jennie She said, I really couldn t say I've never been to any vs ff 7F Miss Dunn: Lincoln, what is the opposite side of comparison? Lincoln: Conversion Pk PK Pk Miss Dunn: The Seniors are very busy working on their Annual Rudy Rapp: Is it going to be published every week? as PF :sf Miss Stuart Cin Home Economics Classj All right girls start making the biscuits and get in the oven as soon as possible Pk Pk Pk Terry: You know I had the most wonderful dream last night I thought I proposed to the prettiest girl. Dorothy Boller: What did I say?' wk is if Senior: Why are you so small? Freshie: Mother feeds me on pet milk that makes me condensed fa: wk Pk The Freshman knows not, and knows not that he knows not The Soph. knows not, but knows that he knows not The junior knows, but knows not that he knows The Senior knows and knows that he knows Pk Pk all M. M.: Why is a room full of married women l1ke an empty room? A. G.: I'm out. M. M.: Because there's not a single one in it bs: if :sf Hard-up stranger: Will you shave one side of my face for 10 cents? Obliging Barber: Sure, which side? Hard-up stranger: The outside, please :sf X Freshman: The days may come, the days may go Senior: But where they come from Freshman don t know ix os XXI F . gd. fig :I V:-4.-,Vin l

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,ZEIJB Svatsuma I OLD SHOES I-Iow much a man is like old shoes, For instance, both a soul can lose, Both have been tanned, both are made tight By cobblers, both get left and right. Both need a mate to be complete And both were made to go on feet. With shoes the last is first, with man The iirst shall be last: and when The shoes wear out, they're mended too. When men wear out, they're men dead, too. They both need healing, both re-sold, And both in time turn all to mould, The both are trod upon, and both VVith tread on others, nothing loath, Both have their ties, and both indine When polished, on the world to shine. They both peg out, so would you choose. To be a man or be his shoes. :ef if as Mother: What are you crying about, Bobby? Bobby: My kite won't Hy and I made it out of Hy-paper, too. wk wk :sf R. L.: Have you kept up with your studies? M. I.: Oh yes, but haven't passed them. ak :uf vs Miss Stuart in Home Economics Class: Loretta, I thought I told you not to forget the lard. Loretta: I didn't intend to, Miss Stuart, but it was so greasy it must have slipped my mind. :sf :uf :sf Karl Stocke: What did you mean by calling your mother last night when I kissed you? Gladys Johnsen: I didn't know she was home. :sf :lf Pk Luther Burbank is trying to invent a seedless watermelon. Wonder why Mr. West doesn't, produce a squirtless grape fruit? ak :nf Pk Senior Cinterviewing a bunch of ratsj: Every time Ilook at these I think Darwin's theory of evolution is correct. Pk fs: ff Good Woman: Well, do you want a meal badly enough to work for it? Tramp: No ma'am, I'm just hungry, not desperate. :sf av :sf Mary had a little lamb, And tho' the lamb is dead, She takes it along to school each day Between two slices of bread.

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