Babson College - Babsonian Yearbook (Wellesley, MA)

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Chuck Talksome, Responding to calls G)llege Resources Announces New Fund Raising Program Vice-President of Col- lege Resources, Chuck Talksome, has announced a daring new program to get money from Alums, called Project Beg, Steal Kidnap. The program revolves around the total participation of Alumni children. ' The introduction to the plan is a new color bro- chure prepared by the Development Office enti- tled The 40 Points You Should Know About The Babson Klan. This handy publication outlines the physical and mental bene- fits of making your Bab- son pledge NOW and outlines how your initial donation will be the basis for a computer printed, inflation adjusted scale. This scale will chart what your annual donations should be for the rest of your working life. A slight decrease is permitted dur- ing the preceding ten years. Many Alumni, states Talksome, are just too busy to take notice of our initial mailing. Therefore, those who we do not hear from receive a personal- ized letter along with an- other copy of The Klan. A further suggestion is made that they start their pledge program before Ralphie sends his boys, err sons, out to make a personal visit. In the event that this still illicits no response, Controller, William Cogland has de- vised a scheme for auto- matic monthly deductions to be made from selected Alums Savings Accounts. The administration insists that these withdrawals are small, merely enough to catch the individuals ' attention. The final step in the plan, should these other hints fail, is the kidnap- ping of the Alums ' chil- dren. The children will be housed in one of the suites When Fm at the pub on a T ISJ Wednesday night, trying to if get picked up, I don ' t have ■■■I [ ' H time to worry about my tampon. When a friend said that Dr. Joe had designed o.b. tampons with these really absorbant layers, I tried thenu She was right. Those o.b. layers absorb so well, I can be out for hours without changing. DESIGNED BY A MALE PSYCHOLOGIST Women who do more need more from a tampon. That ' s why a male psychologist, Dr, Joe Wientranb, created the o.b. method. He designed o.b. to be inserted naturally, and to protect as no tampon has before. Free Vfe ' =i raiT £jy |5soe Pie eut- ■4 ' in McCullough where rooms have been renovat- ed with six tier bunk beds. The childre n are kept well fed and allowed to play and mix with the stu- dents. If, however, after four days, the parents have not made their ini- tial pledge, which consists of a ten-year downpay- ment on the Endowment Support Play, treatment becomes less gentle. The kids are forced to take late night tours of certain less desirable dormitories and sit through various Liberal Arts courses with a mandatory visit to the Fun Sci Lab. Talksome refused to elaborate any further on the new pro- gram, stating that Thus far we have been very successful, most Alums are more than happy to make a small donation once they clearly under- stand the situation. We ' re well on our way to our goal of $10 Million with total participation in a year and a half. The one really difficult case that we ' ve had, a Texan with oil interests, broke when we threatened Policy on his 8-year old ... 135

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Liquor Babson fasion is pre- dominately Preppie! Alli- gators, Top-siders, base- ball caps, Gucci belts, leather briefcases, and Levis ' . Beer, Scotch, Dewars of course. Gin and Ton- ics, basicly anything that can get you high are con- sumed at Babson. White, Rose or Red Wines are common between Ac- counting and Economics homework, with cheese and crackers, possibly some salami on the side. Magazines . . . Being a business school. Business Week, The New Yorker, and Newsweek are commonly found in several rooms on campus for your reading pleasure. i annmi