Avondale High School - Spotlight Yearbook (Avondale, CO)

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can nun HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ONE? Grannyz' WYou are not real when you use paint and'powderff and lipstick, my ch1ld.U I ' - Senior Girl: nAnd what were you when you wore bustles, Granny?n h A 2 - . . -- A senior boy and his mother were looking over some auto-. mobiles with the idea of purchasing one for the boy as a grad- uation gift. The salesman was enumerating-the good points ef. a current model. , - Q Q VNow this car does very well on gas consumption, Madam.l UQh, that ls a minor matter with us. You see, he parks . most of the time. Don't you son?U ' A ' The Student'S Alibi Gan't study ln the fall--- Gotta play football,- Can't study in the w1nter--- Gotta play basketball:- Can't study in the spring-- o Gotta a girl. ' . - ' s , Uwell, Bobby, what do you think of your new tcscnsrew - nOh, ho's all right, only first he says that two and two- make four, and then he changes his mind and tells us that three and one make four.U , -' -- Frank: UHow old is Mr. Wood?N ' L. ' ' .L Camille: WDcn't know, but everybody was overcome by the heat from the candles on his last birthday eake.W I i '. ' 4 Mary: nHow long did it take you to dress this morn1ng?N Wetherford: Bout half an hour.U Mary: UOnly took me ten minutes.n Wethcrford: UI washed.n Laurence Allen never can keephseatcd in his chair. We under who he Is falling for. o l .r Lady: UAre you sure this cleaner is Qoodfn Salesman: Uwhy lady, the other day we used it on a copy of Wwhizbangu and when we get through we had the 'Blue.and White Spotlight'n. Wendell: UHave you get any sears on you?u QC1garsJ ' Laurence: UNO, but I got a eigarette.n- ' nfih I 2 Yll.lll'l - ss ' Bda' agua' :'E 5K' SYhl.-...il.- ' ...............Ulr f

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mn non EENIGR CLASS PLAY . fCon'tD J 'Those who were not in the cast did much in making our amy a success. Helen Terwilliger and Frank Asbury were stage man- agersg Ethel Tezak, Cora Algien, Viola Armijo as publicityman- agersg and Willie Rael as property manager. The playvas under the direction of Miss Hirleman. The proceeds from the play were used for sneak day and the gift for the school. A . Juwmoa crass PLAY e A Among the highlltes of our Senior year wastme Junior class play, UA Ready Made Fam1ly,N which was-given by the Juniorsand Seniors on November 5, 1959. This was a three act farce- ' by- Jay Tobias. The play took place in thg.house-of the widow Mrs. Agnes Martyn. She met an old sweetheart while vac,t1on1ng at the beach. They became engaged and planned to marry. Both had children at home, two in one household and three in the other, Neither told the other of the children at home. When the chile dren learned of the marriage they plan to upset the matrlmonkd apple cart by acting up. One had fits, another talkedbabyudh one was a holy terror, one was a kleptomaniac, and the last one was forever talking about her appendicitus scar. All in all it was a queer mixup. Agnes Martyn, a widow who suppose supposeily lost all she had in the stock market, was played by Helen Terwilliger. 'l v Laurence Allen portrayed Henry Turner, a wealthy widower. He came out to his sweetheart's house only to find a mass of fits, baby talk, and a holy terror. Bob Martyn, Agnes' son, was a frightful sight when hecame forth with one fit after another. Wendell Terwilliger played this part very well, - - Marllee, Agnes' daughter, continually prattled baby talk. Doris Ann Nesslage kept the crowd laughing this. t Gracie Martyn, her youngest child was a perfect little holy terror. Ruby Rathbun generously acted the part of Gracie. Sammle Turner, a kleptomaniac, forever keptthe mmonegroes on the go. Junior Buffington turned out to be an excellentSwn Ethel Tezak, as Doris Turner, raved about her operation - to Agnes, and simply bored her until she was ready to give up the idea of marrying Henry Turner. Begonia Washington, who was Mrs. Martyn's negro house maid was always on the lookout for spooks and ghosts. La Veta Robemm acted the part of a negro very well. , Gamilll Tuttollmondo, also a negro acted the part of Nico- demun Pipp, a handy man about the house of Mrs. Martyn.He kept the audience laughing with his clever little tricks. ' A large crowd attended the play, the proceeds of whickxwere used for the Junior Glass Prom. ellg lg: . ' X g:lv 2 S Fifi egg 5 . .-...i.i+ ' 15 fivf3 ' V s --

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PL .l 1. 2. 5. 4Q 5. 6. 7. 82 9. lO. 111 12. 15. 14, 15. 16, 17. 18. 19. 204 21. 22. 25. 24 s 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 50. BEHIND THE SOENES Raymond Johnson HA Roady Made Fmmilyn Shy of the Genera Whoa Mule, I tell you. Is this the cause of your Vrief, Miss Roller? Look at them StQ7fCT.N Se this is how they work on the annual! Bo eereful, boys, she's Q men hnter. I Big feet hut 1 hdpny smile, If I was QS young es I used to be. Could he be waitiny for the bus? n hot time in our little town. ' and 1 iood time vos had by ell. Amateur Photoireohors Woo, Woo. ' Doing their daily dozen. Only Uhedn. In person. Isn't he cute? Everythinf hut Q bib. little thinys? Thet's the Professor HBiV brotheru and Big nSisterU. Is sho Q food teacher, Hokey? It was the hir ost end best. Hold your hrrnth Virls! How do you like that smile? Oh! Yee Teen!! We think you're swells A typical school Virl. Our fighting team. It has been seid UYounCsters enjoy teftor- tottersn My, eren't the-sweet hoytllf TO when IT MnY GONCERN Choy we sugfest Lourenco allen, Wendell Torwill- ifer and Gene Wobh.J A eorresoondent desires to know when e ventlennn should remove his het. Offhmnd we'd say: When meppine his brow, when tekinf e beth, when :ettin his heir trimmed or when zetinf, when ieinf to hed, when ec ing up n eolleetion in ehureh, when bein shmneeeed, also when 'I stnndinp on his heme etei si 2 WAR -1- I I alll I- 1a1 'RX.x gI!l 4 fl g I Q all: Ex-A F I 2 : Q Ee