Augusta High School - Wapiti Yearbook (Augusta, MT)

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CLASS WILL MIKE ABELE wills his calm, cool collectivesm to Patsy Allen. JOANNE GRINER wills her walking ability to Lisa White and her above kindergarten level mental capacity to Jodi Pruttis and Lisa Lame. BRAD SANGRAY wills his girlfriends to the guys in Augusta High School because they need as many as they can get. RICHARD SCHERRER wills his reputation as a law abiding citizen to anyone who wants it. ROBERT SCHERRER wills his good taste in selecting women to all the blind in Augusta High School. He also wills his patience and mellow character to Bret AllenCa wine before his time). I JARED SLANGER wills his drumming ability to Nathan Fasbender and his ability to do well in school to Sean Slanger. He also wills his ability to be semi-normal to Bret Allen ROY WEIKUM wills his ability to get women to Bret Allen, and his basketball ability to Dusty Fasbender because he’ll need it. JOEL VARLAND wills his car to anyone stupid enough to take it to Great Falls. He also wills Fred to Jolene Romberg and Shonie Anderson. The CLASS OF 1985 wills their ability to study for Mr. Wilson’s to all of the students he will teach over the next 50 years.

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CLASS PROPHECY It is now the year 2005. We are at Joanne Griner’s house for the 20 year class reunion of the class of ]985. As we enter yhe door we first recognize Roy Weikum. How could we miss him. We find that he has given up girls with fruit for last names from Geraldine for girls of comparable size from Centerville. He still visits Augusta often. He tells his wife that he is going to see his Grandparents but he is really visiting an old Augusta girlfriend. We hope his wife never finds the real reson Roy vixits Augusta . We notice a bar in Joanne’s house that has not been there before. Behind the bar we realize Richard Scherrer is bartending. He is now the owner of a chain of bars and liquor stores, and now he gets all of his alcohol free. We see that Joanne has added on to her house and the house is much more fancy. Joanne is now very rich. We see that she is wearing big diamonds. We wonder how Joanne made all of this money. There is a rumor that we will find out in July. She is supposedly going to star in a magazine, the name of which will not be made public, to protect her privacy(What she has left). Mike Abele appears next. We find that he has made it through mor- tician school, and is now a qualified mortician. Mike has pre-ordered all the July issues of Joanne’s magazine making it a collectors item. All but one that is, Joanne has the original hidden away so that Mike can’t get a hold of it. Arriving next is Brad Sangray. He is a movie producer and he stars all of his old girl friends in his movies. His newest release is ”LYNN the dimple maker . Brads movies have mostly been failures because, well you no what kind of girls Brad went out with. Speaking of which, Brenda is still trying to get a ring on his finger. We finally recognize Jared Slanger. It was hard to figure out who he was because he has dyed the front half of his hair black and also has a long, black tail. He is now the lead singer and guitarist of the very popular rock group called Jared Slanger and the Commercials . They have many hit songs including you need a new rug . We see Joel Varland now. He is surrounded by robots that he has made. He asks if we would like to see his car so we go out and take a look. It is a beartiful red car that is fully computerized and talks. It also drives itself. Joel presses a button and the car turns a black color with orange flames. Joel tells that he has made this car himself. He is very proud of it. Lastly, we locate Robert Scherrer. We find Rich'ard’s bad luck with power tools has switched to Robert. He almost cut of his right leg with a chainsaw and has no hair under his left arm because it was caught in a drill press and got ripped out. He still calls Jodi Pruttis often but she still won't go out with him. In the corner we see someone that we haven't noticed before. It is an old lady with no hair or teeth. Only by the strange cloths can we tell that is Miss Rasmussen, the class of 85 sponser. She still teaches at Augusta and instead of 8 page tests she gives 12 pagers that take 3 periods to do. Rumor has it that she has only given one A in the past 4 years.

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Fairfield Montana The First National Bank ALLENS MANIX STORE If we don't have it, you don't need it CONGRATULATIONS SENIORS From Your Past, Present and Future Friends at the . ZOO ! ! WESTERN BAR Ron and Renita Thomas 562-9234 The Trading Post GOOD LUCK SENIORS! From the future Mortician of Augusta You'll Be Dying to Meet Me STANS SERVICE Serving the Augusta area GOOD LUCK SENIORS J S HARDWARE STEVE McGILL Plumbing-Hea ting-Refrigeration Sales and Services Electrical Supplies 562-3238 ALLENS MANIX STORE The Trading Post since 1961 Stan Balck If we don't have it, you don't need it