Augusta High School - Wapiti Yearbook (Augusta, MT)

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JOELVARLAND Nickname: Varmit, Elmer Fudd Pet peeve: People who talk like babies Ambition: To own IBM Apple Fav. Sayings: Oh well. You'll get over it Memory: Tournaments 84 85, Calling the Seals Pastime: Photographing naked animals. Playing Mario Bros. Activities: FB 1; BB 1-3, Band 1-4 Chess Club 1; Boys Pep Club 3,4; Student Council 3,4; CBA 4. ROY WEIKUM Nickname: Ramblin' Pet Peeve: People that think that they are good with girls. Ambition: To carry on the Weikum name. Fav. Saying: Hey Dude; You think so. Huh? Memory: Tournaments 82, SSS, Walla Walla. Activities: FB 1,3,4; BB 1-4; Student Council 2; A Club 1-4; FB co capt. 4; BB co capt. 4; Rodeo Club 1,3,4; CBA 4; Chess Club 1; Band 1-4, Boys Pep Club 3,4; Annual Staff 4 FFA 4.

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ROBERTSCHERRER Nickname: Bob, Roberto, Rubber Pet Peeve: Peer pressure. People that overlook the obvious, mud Ambition: To be truly happy, to have the respect of others, to have a loving family Fav. Saying: Give it time Memory: Football 82-83, Track 84-85, special moments Pastime: Thinking about the pre- sent and looking towards the future Activities: FB 1-4; BB 1-4; Track 3,4; FFA 1-4; Student Council 3. Nickname: Jay rod Jarhead Jed Pet Peeve: Pacers, Spiders, Fags Amb: To be happy, and tall Fav. Saying: Memory: Tournaments 85, Dec. 31, 1983-Jan. 1, 1984 Activities: FB 1-4; BB 1-3; Honor Society 2-4; Sec. 3; V. Pres. 4; A-Club 2-4; Student Council V. Pres 3, Pres. 4; Class Pres. 2,3; Band 1-4; Boy's Pep Club 4, CBA 4; Play 4; Hugh O'Brian 2; Boy's State 3; Chess Club 1; Home- coming Candidate 1; Annual Staff 4. Pastime: Sleeping, Attending CBA Meetings, Growing Cheese Dip.

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CLASS PROPHECY It is now the year 2005. We are at Joanne Griner’s house for the 20 year class reunion of the class of ]985. As we enter yhe door we first recognize Roy Weikum. How could we miss him. We find that he has given up girls with fruit for last names from Geraldine for girls of comparable size from Centerville. He still visits Augusta often. He tells his wife that he is going to see his Grandparents but he is really visiting an old Augusta girlfriend. We hope his wife never finds the real reson Roy vixits Augusta . We notice a bar in Joanne’s house that has not been there before. Behind the bar we realize Richard Scherrer is bartending. He is now the owner of a chain of bars and liquor stores, and now he gets all of his alcohol free. We see that Joanne has added on to her house and the house is much more fancy. Joanne is now very rich. We see that she is wearing big diamonds. We wonder how Joanne made all of this money. There is a rumor that we will find out in July. She is supposedly going to star in a magazine, the name of which will not be made public, to protect her privacy(What she has left). Mike Abele appears next. We find that he has made it through mor- tician school, and is now a qualified mortician. Mike has pre-ordered all the July issues of Joanne’s magazine making it a collectors item. All but one that is, Joanne has the original hidden away so that Mike can’t get a hold of it. Arriving next is Brad Sangray. He is a movie producer and he stars all of his old girl friends in his movies. His newest release is ”LYNN the dimple maker . Brads movies have mostly been failures because, well you no what kind of girls Brad went out with. Speaking of which, Brenda is still trying to get a ring on his finger. We finally recognize Jared Slanger. It was hard to figure out who he was because he has dyed the front half of his hair black and also has a long, black tail. He is now the lead singer and guitarist of the very popular rock group called Jared Slanger and the Commercials . They have many hit songs including you need a new rug . We see Joel Varland now. He is surrounded by robots that he has made. He asks if we would like to see his car so we go out and take a look. It is a beartiful red car that is fully computerized and talks. It also drives itself. Joel presses a button and the car turns a black color with orange flames. Joel tells that he has made this car himself. He is very proud of it. Lastly, we locate Robert Scherrer. We find Rich'ard’s bad luck with power tools has switched to Robert. He almost cut of his right leg with a chainsaw and has no hair under his left arm because it was caught in a drill press and got ripped out. He still calls Jodi Pruttis often but she still won't go out with him. In the corner we see someone that we haven't noticed before. It is an old lady with no hair or teeth. Only by the strange cloths can we tell that is Miss Rasmussen, the class of 85 sponser. She still teaches at Augusta and instead of 8 page tests she gives 12 pagers that take 3 periods to do. Rumor has it that she has only given one A in the past 4 years.