Augusta High School - Wapiti Yearbook (Augusta, MT)

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Now for the longest trip yet. Pam Doughty informed us long ago of her intention to be a pep club president. Her wish has come true in Bechunanaland, Africa where we find her in her home-made bungalow. She has trained the wild animals to talk since no one else will listen to her; and has formed them into a pep club entitled the Pam Doughty Fan Club with her as its President. Heading back to the states, we find we have become a little dry so we stop at Tumwater, Washington where, guess who? Donnie Hilger has started an Oly factory and treats us all to refreshments. As we head back to that dear old school we have just two stops to make before reaching that Godforesaken place. The first one is on the banks of the Blackfoot River where we convinced Ted Winderl that he can stop trying to get his borrowed honda out of the river for the time being. The other stop is in Gilman, Montana where we find two of the characters of the class. One is Jim Anderson who we see right off as he is hearding his sheep down main street. The other one has just run away from home. Donald Erickson, who is now sixty-eight is still trying to get away from his mother who found cigarettes and beer under his wheel- chair. Augusta at last! Here we pick up the last classmate, Jerrie Hoeffner who is waiting for us here. She lives in a secret hidaway in the mountains with her animals, still trying to avoid Kim Hindberg. Somewhere along the long journey we have added Janet Ingersoll and Dee Shortridge to the list. Janet has made this into a champaign flight and is using Dee as her stewardess. Funny as ever, Janet still knows how to be the life of the party. Dee on the other hand is still her old self, quietly passing out the drinks. The final mission of the journey is to stop at Wally Hartman's and pick up the beloved windmill. What would be a 74 reunion without it? Now its off to that farout planet, Mars, where a farout class is going to finish celebrating their golden reunion. CONGRATULATIONS SENIORS STEINBACH CATTLE COMPANY Wolf Creek, Montana Ingersoll's, McDonough's, and Steinbach's 19

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CLASS PROPHECY On the faro ut planet of Mars in the year 2024, the golden reunion of the mighty class of 74 Is about to take place But first they have to be rounded up for the first time in fifty years by their favorite Cr nIe Skinhead Wilson. At his great age he has taken up flying the ultra modern spaceships and has decided to use his favorite one, the D.O.M. (Dirty Old Man) for his Mission. Using the ultra- sonic 91 are of his head as a landing light. Skinhead bravely crashlands his ship at his first stop Hegland s Bar. Inside, not to his surprise, he finds Char Fenner Hegland who is waiting on two'of the old classmates, Frank Shanahan and Kent Neal who are keeping the place in business. After a few quick ones, Char carries the pilot and her old school chums on board and they are soon winging their daLL°.!!e? Yellowstone, just in time for Becky Garland to head her snowmobile into a pit stop where Robbe McDonough, her mechanic and part-time husband, repairs a fouled spark-plug. Since she's out of the race, Becky and Robbe join the growing number of Class of 74 people on the ship Because they re in the area, the group decides to head for Stockett where Ray Swenson owns the largest Rambler Dealership in town. Not doing too badly Ray tells his old friends, but he seems to spend more time re- pairing Ramblers than selling them. On the way to pick up Jay Welch in Washington D.C. where he is running for president of the Snoopy Fan Club, we land at Bismark, North Dakota where Jean Hemmer is taking a correspondence course in shorthand from good old Augusta High. Jean still hopes to become a secretary. Since Washington is such a long ways, we have a stopover in Minneapolis, Minn., where we find to our surprise, Brett Allen, who has a well paying job working as a guinea pig for Breck where they are still trying to discover a straightener that will work on his natural hair. On to Washington and Jay, then down south to Miami where all the retired folks still go. A basketball team has been or- ganized with Jerry Rohlke who has settled there still trying to make the A squad. Back west we go to Houston where Jack Mulcare is doing alright at the Shell Oil Company where they are doing research on his body to help the power shortage by tapping his reserves of excess fuel. Still in Texas we land at Armottillo just in time to see Rhonda Mosher take a turn for the worst in the National Wheelchair Barrel Race. She is there with Mike Arrotta who has entered the Wheel Chair Wild Cow Milking Contest He places a triumphant tenth out of nine participants. Our next stop is in Greely, Colorado where M.tzi Heckman and Lynn Walters can be found. They are the co-owners and cooks at the Senior Citizens Dude Ranch. Tim Cameron we find is doing quite well at his shop in Hollywood where he specializes in unique hairdos. He's had a lot of experience in this line of work as he's worn one since before graduation back in 74 . 18

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Class Will Brett Allen wills his religious faith to next years basketball team. Jim Anderson wills his Copenhagen to Miss Boley to add to her collection, Mike Louis Joe Arrotta wills his name to Donald, Duck Otis Quack Erickson. Tim Cameron wills his hair to Wigg Inc. Pam Doughty wills her running ability to Paula Goodman In hopes that someday she will run the mile in seven minutes. Donald Erickson wills his fleece lined gloves to Wallace Hartman since they are his anyway. Charlene Fenner wills half her quick temper to Mr. Carter. She is going to keep the other half. Becky Garland wills nothing to nobody since she needs everything. Mitzi Heckman wills her quiet ways to all the noisy people in the library. Jeanne Hemmer wills her ability to walk out of class to Robbe Balek who will probably get alot of practice in the next five years. Don Hilger wills his ability to give a good party to the junior class, Jerrie Hoeffner wills her ability to get along with everyone to Jerry Fleming. Janet Ingersoll wills her feet to anyone who needs a good support system. Robbe Me Donough wills his love for Chemistry to next years Chemistry class. Rhonda Mosher wills her old history tests to the juniors so they won't have to workkso hard to cheat. Jack Mulcare wills his built in skiis to any ski run that will take them. Kent Neal wills his frequent absences to anyone who can think up good excuses. Frank Shanahan wills his hair to Mr. Wilson. Dee Shortridge wills her math ability to her little brothers. Ray Swenson wills his Rambler to anyone who wants a good luxery car. Lynn Walters wills her smile to Miss Boley. She lost hers while teaching the class of 1974 for four years. Ted Winder! wills his booming voice to Juanita Matthews so she can keep Gary in line. Jay Bird Welch wills his name to the qudubon society. The Senior Class Of 1974 wills its ability to steal windmills to the class of 1973. 20