Augusta High School - Wapiti Yearbook (Augusta, MT)

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CLASS PROPHECY In the year 2000, we find the class of 1967 a part of the civilization who immigrated to the moon. As we walk around the moon we find the popular Go a There-There, owned by JIM MILLS, and we see Suzanne Balek, a there-there girl, dancing and singing as usual. We discovered KEVIN CORNELL to be Vice-President of the Shellinger Destruction Company. He is now a converted Morman with two wives, Shelley and Kelly, speciali- zing in raising basketball players. SUSAN GELS INGE R has found that a steady diet of Green Cheese is much more ef- fective than the Metrecal she used in high school. JOYCE HITCHCOCK, a resident of the moon for five years, has just won the first an- nual hog calling contest. CHARLIE GINTHER also set a record, as the first man ever to circle the moon on foot. We are unable to find LEO JOHNSON and deduced that he has not been able to reach the moon in his '57 Ford, because of all the miles he put on it with his many trips to the Gelsinger ranch during his senior year. We also could not find BRUCE WILLIAMS. Either he is waiting for Leo, or he has died laughing of his own corny jokes. MARCIA MILLER spends most of her time in a firehouse watching the fire alarm. MARGIE SHORTRIDGE'S favorite pastime is ridding schools of incompetent teachers, and her friend, JEAN TUOMI, has been hired as coach of Jake’s Drinking Team. TIM MALATARE founded the Marlboro Country on the moon so he could scalp any paleface that may ride through. SALLY TAYLOR, fashions' consultant for the Magazine, The Old West, is current- ly doing an article on Space Cowboys. JERRY WARREN, due to his enlightenment received in Chemistry class, has invented a hair-growing tonic used extensively by his old teacher, Mr. Wilson.

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SALLY IRENE TAYLOR Nickname........................Sal Birthday. . . .................. . August 2, 1949 Pastime.........................Driving Dad's cars Ambition.................. To be a cosmetologist Pet Peeve.......................Bruce Williams Description.....................Only beautician knows Ideal Mate........................ Tall, dark, lean, and eggy Saying .........................Ohhh! Memory..........................Christmas Vacation 66, Fort Benton Drags, Septem- ber 65 Activities: Pep Club 1,2,3,4; Band 2,3,4; Chorus 1,2; Drill Team 3; FHA 1,2; Class Play 4; Cheerleader 4; Class Sec- retary 3; District Music Festival 2,3,4. JEROLD SAMUEL WARREN Nickname........................Spuds Mariono Birthday........................August 19, 1949 Pastime.........................Hustling and such. . . Ambition........................To be an Oceanographer Pet Peeve................ Chemistry tests Description.....................Groovy Ideal Mate......................5'5 , dark hair, blue eyes Saying..........................Oh, come on strong Memory • • • ..................Sophomore picnic and Montana Wildlife (Girls) Activities: San Diego, California 1; Track 1,2, 3,4; Football 2,3,4; Basketball 2,3; Play 4; A Club 2,3,4; Prom Prince 4. BRUCE R. WILLIAMS Nickname. .......................Governor Birthday.........................May 24, 1949 Pastime..........................Pushing my black bomb Ambition........................... To be like Mr. Day Pet Peeve........................Anything to do with His- tory Description......................Short, fat, and happy as heck Ideal Mate.......................Tall, skinny, and beauti- ful Favorite Saying...............You old heifer Memory. .........................Kick the can, Basketball tourney, Divisional and District Track. Activities: Football 1,2,3, 4; Track 1; Basketball 4; Class President 3; Class Secretary 2; FFA 1,2,3, 4; A Club 1,2, 3, 4; Boys State 3; Class Play 4. 12

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CLASS HISTORY 'Twas our first week of school in ole A. H. S. We freshmen were donned in our unearthly dress. We crawled through the streets on our hands and knees, While the heartless sophomores ignored our pleas. Our first president was Vickie McKnight. As vice-president, Leo did quite alright. For treasurer we elected Suzie B; And Bim was our first secretary. From Lincoln came Vickie, Marty, and Dean. Bruce Williams joined them to complete the scene. With our return dance our future was set; Before we knew it our class was in debt. Losing Marty, Dean, Jerry, and Vickie Moss Left our class with quite a loss. 0ur sophoraore year started off with a blast As we welcomed the incoming freshmen class. When the year began Vickie McKnight was gone But we gained Jerry, Terry, Marilyn, and Tom. For president we elected Marge. When she was gone, Joyce took charge. As secretary, Bruce had a skillful hand. Our money was guarded by Suzanne. Before the year had a chance to dim, We had lost Tom and Bim. Our Sophomore picnic we'll never forget; We haven't recovered from it yet. Our junior year was still more fun, For we had become upper classmen. Two new students joined our plight. They were Marcia Miller and Vickie McKnight. But someone else had taken leave; It was none other than Terry Reeves. President and vice-president respectively Were Bruce Williams and Suzie B. Sally kept notes that were neat and clear. Charlie kept all our money secure. Before the year had barely begun We'd lost Art, Lloyd, Gene, and Marilyn. A ballroom scene of pink and white Was our prom, Tender is the Night. Of course, our senior year was best. We ruled the school with bliss and zest. Vickie was gone when the year began And so was our dear friend, Ross Flamm. For president Leo was the one A good secretary was Susan. Vice-president was Suzie B. Marcia spent all our money. At Christmas time our funds were small, So we had a party instead of a ball. The senior play was lots of fun, 'Cuz we had three plays instead of one. The junior prom was a success, And we were filled with happiness. For our Queen was pretty Joyce And King Tim was our first choice. The senior banquet was quite a treat; We had more food than we could eat. Soon Commencement Day was here And the end was drawing near.' Now our high school days are gone, But our memories will linger on.