Augusta High School - Wapiti Yearbook (Augusta, MT)

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SALLY IRENE TAYLOR Nickname........................Sal Birthday. . . .................. . August 2, 1949 Pastime.........................Driving Dad's cars Ambition.................. To be a cosmetologist Pet Peeve.......................Bruce Williams Description.....................Only beautician knows Ideal Mate........................ Tall, dark, lean, and eggy Saying .........................Ohhh! Memory..........................Christmas Vacation 66, Fort Benton Drags, Septem- ber 65 Activities: Pep Club 1,2,3,4; Band 2,3,4; Chorus 1,2; Drill Team 3; FHA 1,2; Class Play 4; Cheerleader 4; Class Sec- retary 3; District Music Festival 2,3,4. JEROLD SAMUEL WARREN Nickname........................Spuds Mariono Birthday........................August 19, 1949 Pastime.........................Hustling and such. . . Ambition........................To be an Oceanographer Pet Peeve................ Chemistry tests Description.....................Groovy Ideal Mate......................5'5 , dark hair, blue eyes Saying..........................Oh, come on strong Memory • • • ..................Sophomore picnic and Montana Wildlife (Girls) Activities: San Diego, California 1; Track 1,2, 3,4; Football 2,3,4; Basketball 2,3; Play 4; A Club 2,3,4; Prom Prince 4. BRUCE R. WILLIAMS Nickname. .......................Governor Birthday.........................May 24, 1949 Pastime..........................Pushing my black bomb Ambition........................... To be like Mr. Day Pet Peeve........................Anything to do with His- tory Description......................Short, fat, and happy as heck Ideal Mate.......................Tall, skinny, and beauti- ful Favorite Saying...............You old heifer Memory. .........................Kick the can, Basketball tourney, Divisional and District Track. Activities: Football 1,2,3, 4; Track 1; Basketball 4; Class President 3; Class Secretary 2; FFA 1,2,3, 4; A Club 1,2, 3, 4; Boys State 3; Class Play 4. 12

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TIMOTHY A. MALA TARE Nickname........................Hawk Birthday........................February 5, 1949 Pastime.........................Going on parties Ambition........................To get a motorcycle. Pet Peeve.......................Geography quiz's and sociology Description.....................Tall, dark and handsome Ideal Mate.................. Medium height, and dark hair Memories........................Sophomore party, and Basketball tourney Saying..........................I'll slap you severly about the ears Activities: Basketball 1,2,3, 4; FFA 1,2, 3,4; Football 1,2, 3, 4; Track 1,2,4; A Club 3,4; Annual Staff 4; Chorus 4; FFA Secretary 4; Lariat Staff 4; Prom King 4. JAMES WILLIAM MILLS Nickname........................Pieface Birthday........................January 13, 1948 Pastime.........................Cars Ambition.................... To be an electrician Pet Peeve.......................Smart people Description.....................Unique? Ideal Mate......................5'6 , long blonde hair Saying..........................Hey cats Memory..........................DeMolay Conclave Activities: Football 2,3,4; Basketball 2,3,4; Track 1,2,3; A Club 3,4; FFA 1,2,3; DeMolay 4; Class Play 4. MARGIE FAE SHORTRIDGE N ickname........................M agy Birthday.........................December 26, 1948 Pastime..........................Fairfield Dances, Riding Ambition.........................To become an archeolgist Pet Peeve........................Conceited people without reason Description......................Tall, beautiful, and fun Ideal Mate.......................Longhair, 6'1 , neat Favorite Saying.................. Bug off' Memory...........................Bridger Bowl and The Reef Activities: Pep Club 1,2,3, 4; Band 2,3,4; Chorus 1,3; Drill Team 3; Cheerleader 2; Annual Staff 4; Sophomore President 2; Play 4; Homecoming Candidate 4; FHA 1,2,3, 4. 1 1

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CLASS PROPHECY In the year 2000, we find the class of 1967 a part of the civilization who immigrated to the moon. As we walk around the moon we find the popular Go a There-There, owned by JIM MILLS, and we see Suzanne Balek, a there-there girl, dancing and singing as usual. We discovered KEVIN CORNELL to be Vice-President of the Shellinger Destruction Company. He is now a converted Morman with two wives, Shelley and Kelly, speciali- zing in raising basketball players. SUSAN GELS INGE R has found that a steady diet of Green Cheese is much more ef- fective than the Metrecal she used in high school. JOYCE HITCHCOCK, a resident of the moon for five years, has just won the first an- nual hog calling contest. CHARLIE GINTHER also set a record, as the first man ever to circle the moon on foot. We are unable to find LEO JOHNSON and deduced that he has not been able to reach the moon in his '57 Ford, because of all the miles he put on it with his many trips to the Gelsinger ranch during his senior year. We also could not find BRUCE WILLIAMS. Either he is waiting for Leo, or he has died laughing of his own corny jokes. MARCIA MILLER spends most of her time in a firehouse watching the fire alarm. MARGIE SHORTRIDGE'S favorite pastime is ridding schools of incompetent teachers, and her friend, JEAN TUOMI, has been hired as coach of Jake’s Drinking Team. TIM MALATARE founded the Marlboro Country on the moon so he could scalp any paleface that may ride through. SALLY TAYLOR, fashions' consultant for the Magazine, The Old West, is current- ly doing an article on Space Cowboys. JERRY WARREN, due to his enlightenment received in Chemistry class, has invented a hair-growing tonic used extensively by his old teacher, Mr. Wilson.