Auburn University - Glomerata Yearbook (Auburn, AL)

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l O . ' Broke ral an One easy answer to the , y simple solution to this giantjproblem, and isss 1 dents are willing to testify qfor a small fee, of coursejg to 1 s the fact that students generally don't have any money. Below are five ways that cause students to be short of 1 funds or what is commonlyrknown as broke. : 1. Books - a must if you plan to pass tat least S60 a quarter. 2. Tuition - a fee that continues to increase. 3. Parties - expensive if you supply food and drink. 4. Clothes - the preppie crowd will sometimes fre- quent Olin Hill's lwell-known for a good selection of clothes and high pricesl. 7 5. Gas -thanks to Iran and the OPEC nations we pay at least S1 a gallon. Once in the hole, it's hard to get out, but here are a few suggestions on how to make money: ,V 1. Tutoring - Some students will hire themselves out as tutors lprobably to the students that couldn't af- ford S60 for booksj. 2. Blood - Sell your blood and receive cash. 3. Clothes - Rent those expensive clothes ibut only to those friends you trusty. 1 4. Babysit - Spend homecoming night changing diapers and singing lullabies. 5. Books - Sell those S60 books tif you bought them in the first placej. h 6. Taxi service - Shuttle people to class in your car charging 25g per person land take up a collection when you get a ticketl. . Well, now that you know how to become broke and ways to recover your losses, you re okay, right? Wrong. No matter how,you balance your checkbook, you still end up in the red. It must have been those purple socks you bought your roommate .... 1 I 1 kiy. V i T ' ' .r.. at ,.., ' .. L , ' . ' i-ti X 'i ' 2122 I s'udeut..l4f5ffsfa?1i it T T ' . f '. 2. H ' . . 2.11 Q www? . , W , .- ..- ' WET? J QE' ' fr .'.. ' ..,i i T WSWS 1... M... 'w

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Body builders - A.U. students' concern for physical fitness. At 65, Coach Albert Martinique has been twisting, turning, and tuning up his body for more than 53 years. He began exercising at 12, attempting to look like Tarzan, and has religiously followed a vigorous program ever since. His attire consists of a faded pair of gym shorts. To complete the outfit, he wears a crucifix on a silver plated chain around his neck. Known campus-wide by almost every co-ed who desires to be slim and trim, Martinique shares his enthusiasm and his love for physical fitness with the 100 students who partake in his daily one hour class. And to perform the 65 sit-ups and 50 push-ups that are a part of his routine, his students must be willing to put forth the energy and the sweat to equal the -effortless flow and smooth pace of their instructor. Everyone comes on their own, Martinique said, adding that, When they have to come, it becomes a drag. Besides taking wheat germ and yeast vitamin supplement, Martinique does not attribute his endurance to any special kind Hof diet, but he does admit that he neither smokes nor drinks. -His interest has always trended toward physical fitness. He 'fame straight to Auburn after earning an M.S. degree in phys- 'cal education from the University of Iowa. Then while teach- 'ing at Auburn, he started a free exercise program 18 years ago which he has continued even though he retired two years ago. , I got married the day l retired, he recalled, remembering that he met his wife in the class he taught. His wife, some fifteen years his junior, is described by Martinique to be, 'fthe greatest. Repeating, She's the greatest. Before he met his wife, he used to own a dog he named Dumbo. Martinique brought Dumbo to all his classes with him and one day he found him outside dead on the ground, apparently from old age. With a wistful lookin his eyes, he said, I loved that dog. Martinique describes exercise as a kind of preventive medi- cine that does not allow depression to set in, as well as being an additive of a feeling of euphoria. l've only been depressed once in my lifetime, and that was during an illness when l was unable to exercise. he said. The exercises performed in class lfor those who have the stamina to keep upj, are to John Phillips Sousa marches, be- cause they have a good beat, Martinique said. Expanding on the idea of his class, Martinique crosses himself, thanking the Lord that he never had any casualties or injuries during his daily program. Other than his exercise class, Martinique has been involved in working with the retarded and anyone physically or men- tally handicapped. For him retirement is a non-existent word. He said that the university encourages him to continue his program and he will, Just as long as I can. Karen Hartley Racquetball is a fun way to stay fit. . Stamina is built by the use of the A jump rope. , ' ' 1 . zizzi ,. - , , V l g I 3,1 5 Nl' A -.. , 9, ferrell c. harris

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This student is in End of the quarter crunch forces this student to' use all of his small change. l 1 ,, ,,,, P A ' L en. student Irfe l s,,sll