Auburn High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Auburn, NE)

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10 SCARLET AND GREEN Walter Andrews—Let us take the final step. A. N.—All right, but owing to tfte present fashions in skirts it will have to be short. Keamican. Kearney, Nebraska—You come to us for the first time andjwe gladly welcome you as an exchange. Your Christmas story, however, seems a little out of place in a February issue. Nugget, Lead, South Dakota—Your Valentine cover is the best we have seen. Your paper would have a better appearance if you would have it printed straight on your paper. Teacher—Can you tell me how many seasons there are? Freshie—Yes, ma’am, two. Teacher—Only two’ Well, name them. Freshie—Basket ball season and Base ball reason. Orange and Black, Falls Ci y, Nebraska-Get a new cover design and follow the advice of one of your exchanges, the “Nugget,” in its Valentine number. Oakel Young (coming in from the rain)—Gee. my hair is just soaked. Bob Boyd—Are you sure the rats are not drowned out? Optic, Columbus, Ohio—Pleased to meet you. We heartily welcome you to our list. Senior—Why don’t the wheels in that Freshman’s head run? Junior—I don’t know, why? Senior-Cause they are in u vacuum, see? Pharos, Buckhannon West Virginia—Your table of contents would look better inside your cover. A Treatise on High Jumping, The Holmes Gilman Pub. Co. —You are certainly a classy little book in every feature, and althougn not published in the interests of waterworks, should be supported fy every one of the “78.” Your Scaretoonist sh uld be complimented on the likeness to the original subjects which characterized his drawings. Purple and Gold. Bellevue, Nebraska—None better. Come again. Rustler, Fremont, Nebraska—Your March issue is better than the preceding one. Better class. Maybe. Maybe not. Tooter, South Omaha, Nebraska—Don’t overwork your aitist getting such a beautiful tag for your cover. Vera—Is LaVeta an artist? Hallie—Not so much of an artist but she paints well. Early to bed and early to rise, Work like thunder and help advertise The big Annual, so extra fine, The best publication of 1909 Get Your Friends to subscribe for the ANNUAL

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• H Xcttcr J. A man or woman who is dependent on others for bread or clothes is a Slave. A slave to incompetence—and that is the bitterest kind of serfdom. Graduates of good business colleges, absolutely without exception, have paying positions awaiting them. They do not have to advertise for a place, borrow, beg. steal, or stand in the ‘bread line.’ So popular have business colleges now become that most of the big universities have put in a commercial department, trying to meet the competition.’’ “You are doing a great and splendid work and 1 congratulate you on it. ELBERT HUBBARD. T You can not afford to be without a business education, and you simply can not afford to attend any school but the N. B. U., for IT GUARANTEES YOU SUCCESS. Write for information and prospectus. • IFUbrasha Business University Wct'rasfca Cit£, Hebrasfca HAVE YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED AT Geo.W. Gilman Cos West Side of Court House Square AUBURN, NEB. The Drexel The Popular Hotel H. C. Drexel, Proprietor Auburn, Nebr. t A LINCOLN BUSINESS COLLEGE 13th and P Streets LINCOLN, NEBR. The best positions are given to the young people best qualified to fill them. Business men seek our graduates because they know they are trained in real business duties and have the push and energy that makes them capable workers. The SUCCESS of our students is not a matter of luck, it is a matter of training. Start any time. Do it now. • 1