Auburn High School - Invader Yearbook (Auburn, WA)

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Senior Class Prophecy CC OW Father, what makes you bring out that album every time somebody comes? Mother Time sighed heavily and went on with her work. C'mon boys, gather round the table and let me show you some pictures. Father Time put on his specks and with much pride began to introduce his friends. This first picture, here, is Mr. Oakley. He was a good friend of mine. He used to be superintendent of schools in Auburn, but he's retired now. Kenneth Barkey has taken over the job. This young fellow, here, is Sylvan Kasper. Saw by the paper yesterday where he'd got his walking ticket out of the Senate for filibustering. Now, this group here, let's see, oh yes, Here's President Eagon himself and his cabinet-Poquette, leffries, Hadfield, Osterholm, Norman, McCandy, Hoffman, Westberg, and Tsurasaki. Used to be that woman's place was in the home, but now it's every place but home. They've even taken over the legislatin' of the country. Here's Lewis Armstrong-you know that debater that appeared in the Algona Civic Auditorium last year and argued that baby bonnets should be worn on Campus Day. This young lady here, Elsie Roettger, is President of the Nurses' Training School in Pacific City. She, with her assistants, Stella Knowlton, Azuel lordison, luanita Welch, lda Pettengill, and Toshi Tsuiikawa ably took charge of the fellows laid out in that Kent-Auburn game this season where lack Reiter lr. starred. Father Time stopped for a moment, relighted his pipe and started on again. Those fellows there, Colby and Brand are Supt. Barkey's office assistants and Elizabeth Laughlin is head stenographer. layne Miller, here, has edited two volumes on The Art of Excuse Writing of which 2,000,000 copies have been sold in the last six months to high school students in the U. S. alone. Kiyo Murakami and Yoshio Natsuhara are contractors for Esculator Installing. Saw by the paper tonight where they were putting in these new tangled contraptions in Kemp and Griffin Merchandise Co. 'Richard Tiedermann succeeded Rev. Logan as Baccalaureate speaker at Auburn High. Ada and Alice Armstrong are the owners of a White Rat Shop. Great ideas these women get into their heads! joe Brewster is now History and Civics instructor at Harvard. All the credit goes to Ray Rowe for makin' that boy what he is. Father Time chuckled, took a chew of his favor- ite brand of snuff, which, by the way, is put out by Ray Arnold and Company, and went on. Now, that young lady there, Rachel Hughes, by name, has charmed millions of people with her wonderful voice. Even the canaries have gone bankrupt. Buzzy Besancon recently invented a false voice box to be used by yell leaders. twenty-sigh!

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Senior l-lisl:ory The success of a class is determined by the attainments of the individuals. Leadership is essential. The Scholastic lead was taken by Ellen Turner and William Shimasaki, being valedictorian and salutatorian respectively. Senior officers in the Girls' Club were President, Rachel Hughes, Vice President, Sadie Sutherland, and Treasurer Azuel jordison. Robert john- son was president of the Boys' Club. Lewis Armstrong was the veteran debater having won three letters. Helen Swearengin, Eunice Beierlein, Arnold Colby and Lewis Armstrong were leaders in drama. Paul Knowles led the boys' athletics, having won three letters in football and three in basketball and was therefore awarded an honorary letter. Emeral DeSpain, jack Reiter and Robert johnson also won at least one letter each in both basketball and football. The football team was captained by Roy Calkins. All Basketball awards were made to seniors. The boys receiving these awards were Paul Knowles, john Berghuis, Emeral DeSpain, Robert johnson, jack Reiter, Sidney Kvalheim, Mel Hamilton and jim Eagon. The Seniors won the intramural basketball championship for the second consecutive year, and lost none. Members of the team were: Captain Stanley Brown, Ray Arnold, Roy Calkins, Al Brand, Dori McGath, Calvin Walton, George Hirai and Milton Gordon. having won 8 games Baccalaureate services were directed by Rev. j. A. Logan on May 27. Class night was on May 3l. The guest speaker at the graduation exercises on june l was Dr. W. L. Uhl, Dean of Education from the University of Washington. Ellen Turner and William Shimasaki also spoke. -Courtney King. Irrenty-sewn

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Senior Class Prophecy Fat johnson and Eugene Okins became famous comedians in the Doxon, McGath Coast to Coast Circus Co., and Eddie Ryan is employed to carry water to the elephants and feed peanuts to the monkeys. Sidney Kvalheim is the owner of a chain of lake resorts, North Lake being his head- quarters. Helene johnson, Lida Page, and Eulalee Day opened a Charm School for girls in New York. Masao Yamashita became editor of the 'Algona Lightnin' Rod' and jack Oversby is columnist. Norton Lunn, Frank Larsen, Emeral DeSpain, Cal Estrem, and john Berghuis have built a craft and as soon as the icebergs on Green River melt the boys will start on their expe- dition to find the East Pole. Pa, will there ever be any let up to your prattle? interrupted Mother Time. Now, Ma, if this was the latest gossip that you'd heard while leanin' over the back fence, you wouldn't kick. Aheml Now let's see, this picture here. Yes, yes, Al Leslie hisself-he became a photographer and invented a machine that takes moonlight pictures. Names that will go down in history for bringing the world back to prosperity are Roy Calkins, Louis Hough, Richard Stom and William Shimasakif' Sadie Sutherland and Vera Manning became palmists and brightened Mahatma Ghandi's future by their prophecies. jane Swan with the assistance of Helen Neely invented a trap to catch grasshoppers for biology students. Beverly jackson, Marie Horton, Lyle Foreman, and Elmer Ewing have recently opened a home for disabled faculty members. Frances Highland and Mary Hoggatt became bathing beauties. They tied for first place in swimming across Soos Creek. This fellow here, Eldon Ford, has at last inherited his millions after spending twenty-five years in persuading Henry Ford that he was his long lost son. Betty Wolters and Doris Ellings- worth won the Nobel-Pulitzer honors for writing plays for sophomore assemblies. Florence Davis went as a missionary to the heathen in Kent. Mary Ann Cass and Eunice Beierlien are in the fishing business. Their motto is Buy- yer-line-and cass it. While in Spain, Doris Goodson, vagabond traveller, found Bud Brown in the king's palace acting as court jester. Bernice Avery and Florence Vinoly became proverbial old maid school teachers. Suzanne Bertsch and Frances Felkel with the aid of Bill Hamm and Courtney King have at last perfected raspberries that do not need to be picked. Charles jones has returned to his native state, taking with him Ken McGilvray, Lester johnson, Frank Larson, and Tom Walsh. 'Ride 'em, cowboyl' Paul Knowles recently published a book, 'Why Fathers Get Gray.' Experienced, eh? Evelyn Erickson became an ad chaser for high school annuals. Bernadine Freeman and Ellen Turner are employed at the Old Soldiers' Home in Orting. George Anderson and Mel MacDonald have made themselves famous as life savers at the swimming pond in the City Park. Olive Campbell, Frances Bingham, Murna Freeman, and Marian Sandelius attempted to go through the Panama Canal in rowboats. Helen Hansen and Leona Hardesty are milkmaids at the Goodson-Kvalheim Dairy. just then Mother Time turned on the radio to hear Class of l934 signing off, your announcer, Bill Hansen. -Lorena Hall. twenty-nine