Auburn High School - Invader Yearbook (Auburn, WA)

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I97O, Anno Domini ll ELL, strike me pink, if it isn't Earl Hardin! What are you doing here on Mars? l'm the janitor here, but who are you? Why, don't ycu recognize the little boy who earned the undisputed title of 'Pest'-an Invader reporter way back in '33? Wilbur Hoveyl Sure enough. What do you want here? l'll explain: l was assigned by the Associated Press to find out what our old '33 senior class did before it left the public eye for retirement. I wanted an authentic report so l've traced them across the Milky. Way to Mars and here l am. They're nearly all here, Will, rather old but still peppy. Step in and get a good story. Greeting, Ivan, Since you were president of the United States and recaptured prosperity in l955, histories have been revised, it is now Cornwell, Lincoln, and Washington. ' Well, Wilbur, l give all credit to Algona,-and Kent. So Wilbur went on, shaking hands and asking personal questions, let's look over the notes he jotted down on his way: joe Kasch had coached Notre Dame to nine world football championship and then had left on request of Southern California, Eunice joy opened an institution with Margaret Hall to cure all girls of sophistication, john Darst was president of Georgia Tech for twenty-five years after graduating there as the inspiration of the football team. iM. S. wears four strips and a starl , Walter Moore lost his voice leading yells for the army of the unemployed, Ruth Stewart established herself as an accomplished authoress on How to Grow Rhubarb , and Dick Poyser had made several pictures co-staring with Marie Ryan. Howard Stacey won a place in Believe It or Not by making a trip around the world as a peanut vender, Eunice Hoglund, Mildred Stark, and Phyl Ciooge, were picked on Vic Meyer's All-American orchestra, Wes joy succeeded Mr. Rowe as history prof at A. H. S.-and a fund had to be collected for a pension, Stuart Lagris and Martin Hirabayashi were asked to bring an admittance slip to get back into the U. S. Senate after being temporarily suspended for fillibustering, Adah Roberts and Wyone Roberts won the Nobel-Pulitzer-Gold Medal-Poet Laureate honors for their poem written about the Old School , and Francis and john Haas became famous by the motto of the curio shop- Ask the men who 'haas' them. Ed McClelland, Allen Mull, and Kenneth Cioodson had operated a beauty solon, Ed advising the type of rouge to be used, Allen telling them how to smile to bring out the dimples, and Keeny showing them how to play tennis to avoid that future Iwcnty-four

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Senior Class Will N order that our renowned learning, our superhuman understanding and our undis- puted studiousness may ever be remembered by the students of Auburn High School, we, the Class of 33 do sadly and mournfully bequeath in the last will and testament certain rights and properties: To the juniors we leave the revised editions of our books, plus some of our excess knowledge and dignity. To the Sophomores we leave our positions in the Cliff Society-a big bluff. To LeRoy Olsen, l Ray, Evans most generously give my struggle as stage manager. l, Merle jones, will my dancing ability, red hair and gracefulness to Bette Wolters -eventually, why not now? Unto Calvin Walton, l, Dick Poyser, leave all the idle time I have spent pestering other people. We, Eunice Hoglund and Mildred Stark, will our teamwork and love for first period history to Eunice Beierlein and Eddie Ryan-you'll need teamwork ond love! I, Marie Ryan, not only will but gladly give my permanent wave plus a bottle of sta-comb to Dorothy Ferguson. My nice clean hanky do I, Kenneth Neely, grant to Helen Hansen-you can use it for our parting-you darling. Some of my pep and school spirit I, Miche Yasumura, bestow unto Doris Goodson -eat grapenuts. To joe Brewster, l, William Brandt, do hereby most lawfully will my enchanting eyes-make good use of them. l, Bob McGandy, give 5 ft. 9 in. of towering, stately stature to Myron Doxon in order that his feet may touch the floor when he sits on the radiator in Mr. Rowe's room. To anyone who can get him, l Florence Pinasco, leave Knowlzie -just try! My place in a certain blue car, l, Loretta Kirsch, will to Ellen Turner--O-o-h Billie. I, Willard Nelson, do without a tear, bequeath my job as jeff's assistant to Sylvan Kasper-you lucky people. Unto George Hirai, l, jerry Calhoun, leave my ability to do McFadden's Seventh Grade English. To you, sister Bobbie, I, Gretchen Garber, will my power to charm the male population of the school. Specialize in Student Body presidents. My ability to lead the band and courage to argue, l. Wesley joy, leave to Lewis Armstrong. Practice makes perfect. To Rachel Hughes do l, Margaret Smith, grant my leadership ability-guess l'll keep johnny, tho. With much pride, l, joseph W. Kasch, will my serenity in the face of tests and semester cards to jack Reiter. Therefore, we the Senior Class, having willed and bequeathed all our demerits, dignity and other worldly possession, hereby appoint Mr. Kal Hall, our adviser, as the sole executor of this, our last well and testament, revoking all former will by us made. Witnesses: CLASS OF '33, Miss Nettie Roberts, Mr. E. O. Oakley. May 23, l933, A. D. Iwenly-Ilzrfc 4,

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or 37 Years After shadow, Kermit Googe and Wallace Colby were often staged together as The Sheik and the Villain g Scientists josephine Namba, collaborating with Albert Lacey, Lloyd McKee and Virginia Ewing discovered a new microbe which they named 'jerry' lC?l 3 june Fields found a lot of friends through her circulation job but in the end had settled right down in Auburn, lvisited Hiline occasionallylg Gretchen Garber, Irma Smith, Merle jones and Ann Zanette became pious nuns and had written several manuscripts on 'Love-you-funny-thing-lookit-what-you've-done-to-me'3 Woodrow Wilson turned Republican and belittled his great namesake, with Dick Turner, Elmer Saurial, Albert Lacey, Roy O'C-rady, Takeo Tsuji, and Mar Heibert in his cabinet. Ray Evans was Secretary of the Treasury. Millions were made by lack Reed for his invention for keeping class rings on the rightful owner's finger, No trace has ever been found of Fred Auer, jack Arima, Albert Farrow or Robert Golden since their attempt to cross the Styxg Evelyn Wedeen, pianist, Vera West, Frances Repovs, Loretta Kirsch, and LaVera King, dancers, went to Paris and made all the mademoiselles jealous. lndia's weaving industry was kept going strong filling out Bob 'Mhatma' McGandy's extra size linen sheet orders. Chuck Larson's Safety Pin Shoppe also took care of Bob. As-proprietors of successful Mickey Mouse theatres, Bob Howland and Lawrence Van Winkle served all patrons cheese and rags on Pal Night. Mary Arima, Blanche Casteel, Theresa Kreimseiter, Freda Burton, Nona Curtis, Helen Ellingson, Marion Ferguson and Frances Krug, have finally come to friendly conclusion, for years they tried to out-do each other in crossing the ocean by row- boat-it came out a tie. The Algona Moon a take off on the Seattle Star, had as its editor Dorothy jordan, assistant editor, Mal Peterson and general wise-cracker, Lawrence Hagerman, reporters were Mae Possola, Lou Ray, Vivian Fallgreen, and Shizuko Yamanaka. As a piccolo-playing half-wit, Ed Wolters became a second Charlie Chaplin, after Dad retired, Fred Brannon took over the editorship of the Auburn Globe. Wilbur ran out of paper and finished on his cuffs: ln the coast to coast road show, Mae Ness charmed small town country audiences with her voice, after which Betty Hall sold them Fallgreens' Patent Heart Balm. And just as Wilbur was running for the Earth Train, Florence Pinasco came and handed him a note,to deliver to Knowlsie. lwenty-five