Auburn High School - Invader Yearbook (Auburn, WA)

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Senior Class Will N order that our renowned learning, our superhuman understanding and our undis- puted studiousness may ever be remembered by the students of Auburn High School, we, the Class of 33 do sadly and mournfully bequeath in the last will and testament certain rights and properties: To the juniors we leave the revised editions of our books, plus some of our excess knowledge and dignity. To the Sophomores we leave our positions in the Cliff Society-a big bluff. To LeRoy Olsen, l Ray, Evans most generously give my struggle as stage manager. l, Merle jones, will my dancing ability, red hair and gracefulness to Bette Wolters -eventually, why not now? Unto Calvin Walton, l, Dick Poyser, leave all the idle time I have spent pestering other people. We, Eunice Hoglund and Mildred Stark, will our teamwork and love for first period history to Eunice Beierlein and Eddie Ryan-you'll need teamwork ond love! I, Marie Ryan, not only will but gladly give my permanent wave plus a bottle of sta-comb to Dorothy Ferguson. My nice clean hanky do I, Kenneth Neely, grant to Helen Hansen-you can use it for our parting-you darling. Some of my pep and school spirit I, Miche Yasumura, bestow unto Doris Goodson -eat grapenuts. To joe Brewster, l, William Brandt, do hereby most lawfully will my enchanting eyes-make good use of them. l, Bob McGandy, give 5 ft. 9 in. of towering, stately stature to Myron Doxon in order that his feet may touch the floor when he sits on the radiator in Mr. Rowe's room. To anyone who can get him, l Florence Pinasco, leave Knowlzie -just try! My place in a certain blue car, l, Loretta Kirsch, will to Ellen Turner--O-o-h Billie. I, Willard Nelson, do without a tear, bequeath my job as jeff's assistant to Sylvan Kasper-you lucky people. Unto George Hirai, l, jerry Calhoun, leave my ability to do McFadden's Seventh Grade English. To you, sister Bobbie, I, Gretchen Garber, will my power to charm the male population of the school. Specialize in Student Body presidents. My ability to lead the band and courage to argue, l. Wesley joy, leave to Lewis Armstrong. Practice makes perfect. To Rachel Hughes do l, Margaret Smith, grant my leadership ability-guess l'll keep johnny, tho. With much pride, l, joseph W. Kasch, will my serenity in the face of tests and semester cards to jack Reiter. Therefore, we the Senior Class, having willed and bequeathed all our demerits, dignity and other worldly possession, hereby appoint Mr. Kal Hall, our adviser, as the sole executor of this, our last well and testament, revoking all former will by us made. Witnesses: CLASS OF '33, Miss Nettie Roberts, Mr. E. O. Oakley. May 23, l933, A. D. Iwenly-Ilzrfc 4,

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ijceg 2 if qt ' .. r E E 1 'A n 1 1 ESTHER OSTERHOLM Home Er. Club 4: German Club 3. HELEN QUALLS Entered from Ballard High, Seattle 3. RICHARD POYSER Knights of Bell' 2. 3. 4: Assistant Football Mgr. 2, 3: Annual Stall 2, 3: lnvader Stall 3. PATRICIA MCCLINTON Operetta 3: Track Z. EVELYN WEDEEN Entered from West Seattle High 4: Glee Club 4, - LORRAINE SODEN Lz't'r Call It a Day HOWARD STACY Vice-Pres. Class 2: Hi-Y Z, 3, 4: Vice-Pres. Hi-Y 3: Pres. Hi-Y 4: Knights of Bell 3, 4: German Club 2, 3: Delegate W. S. C. 3: Knights of David 4: Band 2: Honor Roll Z, 4. Life If ,llul a Bowl uf Chrrrl'w RUTH STEWART Honor Roll 2, 3, 4: Glee Club 2, 3, 4: Operetta Z, 3, 4: German Club Z, 3: Volleyball Z: Class Assembly Z: Girls' Buys' Club Vodvil 2: Declamation Z: Girls' Club Conference 2: Class Play 3, 4: U, of W. Play- day 3: Mixed Group 3, 4: Sextette 3. 4: Green Pepper Club 3, 4: Green Pepper Treas. 4: French Club 4: Valedictorian, Pd Like' lo Take' an Option on You TAKEO TSUII Spanish Club 2. 3, RICHARD TURNER Happy Tirnexu LAWRENCE VAN WINKLE Operetta 3, 4: Knights of Bell 2, 3, 4: Class Plays 3. 4: French Club 3: Annual Staff 4. Roanu'n' for Ronm1u'e VERA WEST ,4iri'l We Got Fun EDWARD WOLTERS Band 2, 3, 4: Orchestra Z, 3. 4: Class Plays Z, 3, 4: Operetta 4: Hi-Y 3, 4: Spanish Club 2. 3, 4. Laugh Clown Laugh MICHIKO YASUMURA Pres. French Club 4: Editor Invader 4: Annual Stall 4: Latin Club Z, 3: Latin Club Sec. Z: Green Pepper Club 4: Glee, Club 3, 4: Operetra 3, 4: Girls' Boys' Club Vodvil Z: Debate 4: Debate Club 4: Honor Roll 2, 3. 4: Quill and Scroll 4. There Is Everylhmg Nice' About Yun SHIZUKO YAMANAKA Cherry Bloxxoni Lady My u 'fw' ANNE ZANNETTE Class Play 3: Baseball 3: Basketball 3, 4: Track 3. lVmp Your Troubles in Dreams MERLE IONES Operetta 3, 4: Glee Club 3, 4: Girls' Club Treasurer 4. fm Alone Became' I Low You MARIE RYAN Class Assembly 23 French Club 2. 3: Home Ec. Club 4: Home Ec. Secretary 4: Home Ee. Play 4: Volleya ball 2. 3, 4: Basketball 2, 3, 4: U. of W, Playday Z. 3: Baseball 3. 4. CAMERA SHY ELMER CAMPBELL Entered from Sumner 4. JAMES DILLMAN Football 2, 3. 4: Track 2, 4: Baseball Z. 3: Knights of Bell 2, 3. 4: Knights of Bell Scribe 4: Knights of David 2. FRED MARSH KENNETH McKEE Invader Staff 4: Baseball 2. MAYSAE YAMASAKI Latin Club 2, 3: Home Ec. Club 4: Honor Roll Z. WILLARD NELSON CECIL MAXWELL

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I97O, Anno Domini ll ELL, strike me pink, if it isn't Earl Hardin! What are you doing here on Mars? l'm the janitor here, but who are you? Why, don't ycu recognize the little boy who earned the undisputed title of 'Pest'-an Invader reporter way back in '33? Wilbur Hoveyl Sure enough. What do you want here? l'll explain: l was assigned by the Associated Press to find out what our old '33 senior class did before it left the public eye for retirement. I wanted an authentic report so l've traced them across the Milky. Way to Mars and here l am. They're nearly all here, Will, rather old but still peppy. Step in and get a good story. Greeting, Ivan, Since you were president of the United States and recaptured prosperity in l955, histories have been revised, it is now Cornwell, Lincoln, and Washington. ' Well, Wilbur, l give all credit to Algona,-and Kent. So Wilbur went on, shaking hands and asking personal questions, let's look over the notes he jotted down on his way: joe Kasch had coached Notre Dame to nine world football championship and then had left on request of Southern California, Eunice joy opened an institution with Margaret Hall to cure all girls of sophistication, john Darst was president of Georgia Tech for twenty-five years after graduating there as the inspiration of the football team. iM. S. wears four strips and a starl , Walter Moore lost his voice leading yells for the army of the unemployed, Ruth Stewart established herself as an accomplished authoress on How to Grow Rhubarb , and Dick Poyser had made several pictures co-staring with Marie Ryan. Howard Stacey won a place in Believe It or Not by making a trip around the world as a peanut vender, Eunice Hoglund, Mildred Stark, and Phyl Ciooge, were picked on Vic Meyer's All-American orchestra, Wes joy succeeded Mr. Rowe as history prof at A. H. S.-and a fund had to be collected for a pension, Stuart Lagris and Martin Hirabayashi were asked to bring an admittance slip to get back into the U. S. Senate after being temporarily suspended for fillibustering, Adah Roberts and Wyone Roberts won the Nobel-Pulitzer-Gold Medal-Poet Laureate honors for their poem written about the Old School , and Francis and john Haas became famous by the motto of the curio shop- Ask the men who 'haas' them. Ed McClelland, Allen Mull, and Kenneth Cioodson had operated a beauty solon, Ed advising the type of rouge to be used, Allen telling them how to smile to bring out the dimples, and Keeny showing them how to play tennis to avoid that future Iwcnty-four