Arts High School - Vignette Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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HUMOR Mrs. Fulop: “Spell “Straight’.” Margolis: “S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T.” Mrs. Fulop: “Correct; what does it mean?” Margolis: “Without ginger ale.” x ok OK oh) Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. After, the “Y” is silent. % “You're a lowdown, spineless jellyfish, and do you know what I’m going to do to you?” “What?” “Tm going to break every bone in your body.” k Joan: “She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell.” Olga: “The mean thing! I told her not to tell you I told her.” Joan: “Well, don’t tell her that I told you she told me you told her.” ok e OR Miss Kruck was giving her class a test on a recent natural history lesson. “Now, Cooperman,” she said, “tell me where the elephant is found?” A moment's hesitation: then his face lit up. “The elephant, Miss Kruck,” he said, “is such a large animal it is scarcely ever lost.” eho! aes te It’s never necessary for a man to have his face lifted. If he’s patient it will grow up through his hair. cae ke Wier eek” Mrs. Fulop: “William, construct a sentence using the word ‘ARCHAIC’.” Winter: “We can’t have archaic and eat it.” hoi pan teak Miss Travelsted: ““What is the difference between valor and discretion?” Bolinsky: “Well, to travel on an ocean liner without tipping would be valor and to come back on a different boat would be discretion.” . oe ae eee ee” Miller was riding in a taxicab when the driver suddenly lost control of the car which sped forward at a terrific rate. “My!” yelled Miller, “what's wrong?” “T don’t know,” answered the driver grimly, “I can’t stop her.” “Well for Heaven's sake!” shouted Miller, “can’t you at least turn off the meter?” xe ok Ok ® Diner: “Do you serve crabs here?” Waiter: “We serve anyone. Sit down.” et ee ee a He leaped gaily up the front stairs, flowers under one arm, a box of candy under the other. At the door he met her little brother, Johnny. “Hello, Johhny! Sister expecting me?” “Yes.” ‘How do you know?” Rohe SEP ONG Olt © et Ek tnt a eee po Lae Young: “I shall be everlastingly indebted to you, my friend, if you'll lend me a buck.” Dan Caruso: “Yes, I know. That’s the trouble.” ey ee ac Miss Kruck: “Can anyone tell me where Pittsburgh is?” Moschuk: “Please, ma’am, they’re playing in St. Louis.” ed ROT ten The orator, mounted upon the usual platform, was trying to convince a small and unenthusiastic audience. “What would you say,” he demanded, “if I told you that all of the rivers of the world were drying up?” From the back of the crowd came a voice: “Go thou and do likewise.” Pee et Mer ee On mules we find two legs behind, and two we find before, We stand behind before we find what the two behind be for. eee a es ASS RIEL ASRS COI I 2 ET Er reREES

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VA vVereNEAY Ee Rie PALE. | OSE ES OR FEAR 2... ? The blush of Nick D’Ambola upon sight of a girl? June Dunn not speaking of her Johnnie? Walter Glenn not trying to cause every new girl heart pains? The three B’s, Jean Burlick, Olga Boucouralas, and Annette Braelow without one another? Alex Jannicelli, not sighing over his little (Squeegee) Louise Julian? Gilbert Kadish and Mike Moschuk without going into a huddle? Morton Margolis bossing anything and everything? Warren Young taking Mary Picon seriously. Poor errand boy! Anthony Roback picking on the poor freshies to push around and thinking he is a Junior policeman? Sam Pennetta always being a sport over everything? Leon Miller gushing all over himself? Herman Rich telling of his experiences in the Turkish bath? Nat Klein not wrinkling his brow, and giving you that come hither look? And last but not least Wesley Schoendorf ever without his bodily characteristics (spats, derby, raccoon coat, etc.)? Tiles eARS SEE DOUBLE 5 Angelle vy lee Ues 1G Ruth Batson......----.---..----------- Claudette Colbert Stay As Sweet As You Are... Miss Gronheit SOLED: TaN aol aeled Ge a ean Aa Charles Butterworth ahiscceN ices eee oe. Wes Tee Peg tee Dt aclOW ea Se seh Barbara Stanwyck nce PAnE Oldusmocchy eee Mra Fulop OSS SN ee eee a ey ie LeOnlysHavesEyesstot) You tac hee Mr. Perry Nae Klee INed Sparke Here Comes the Britthinnsnnn Miss Eddy (ne achiimethee Ak ee eens Nancy Carroll Hagder Across the, lables oan Lunch Room ROR Rich tae eck terete, be William Powell Mou resaeb ulcer Up pe ressssemersee ses Mr. Wishnefsky i 7 Fea TSE ES itp eee ee oe Patricia Ellis Be Still My Heart............-.----------1eee- History Tests Satie WMS TE G ee eee ese aera Fredric March Awan Deaticir ul f0f,s VV OLSince asa sc ceat arene Miss Vitello BOR CPU OAN meh ae 5 sna oh ean oy nteae vt cs ecate Jean Muir Neh ye Atte La VO e 280 eee oe node eens he feos enaks acy Wy ealeysochoendort:...):.-2 -2-:eetss—- Robert Woolsey Take a Number from 1 to 10.............. Mr. Deardorf Rhoda Rosen...........-----------------seseeeeeteeee Kay Francis Pardon My Southern Accent...........- Miss Travelsted Marwan ROSCNCraNte:..2 3.2.00 ic asee-ecaccasee- Richard Arlen Rhapéodyin Bliss) nscasden- Report Card Bee CAGES Serratia ne rere Marys brat Bieeetion Wy allo eM ce i oh Mr. Rich Brett Millers scen ei cesrertconnensenenctese Wallace Beery huba¥er A AGUU IS) halon Set Mea een rere eee Miss Beane [ee L La) Lesa Se ee cet ee oe ae een ees PSS Una Merkel CR Ki, Be eee Nea Seer LINENS (Glee R00 ae ee ee a Francis Lederer Sn bc ttc Pew a wet eee Mise Kruck ETUC oA EVs bo eae ee et ee ee Pat O’Brien INS tee ero o rite eens te ee eo en = Maurice Chevalier Moonlight and Roses.......--.------------------ Ma Packard Charles Jackson fie akc, rete exe DOD ee Steppin’ Fetchit Happiness Valli (ors BOL Mt ore ere per Graduation Night Melvine Grainger.221. ese Douglas Montgomery Star Light Star Bright..........-.-.----------+-- Mr. Faber ERI Cre Cox [etiam et 8 ag eee 2 oer Paul Robeson Looking for A Needle in A Haystack BA Sen poy MA GTUCIME VAT EONS. a8 ce 2 on teins kena Morton Margolis Not Bad. caore ears rare eet re ata Bean et cowa de Mrs. Meek

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ALICE eh GS € To our coach, confidant and “pusher” we dedicate our sports flashes—Mr. Robert Criswell— who has placed Art High on the Sport Map of Newark. @ Our pioneer athletes, the Letter Men: Walter Glenn, shot-putter and javelin thrower, scored 53 points during outdoor track season; “Sharlie’’ Reed, track at Robert Treat, East Side, South Side, Good Council, New Jersey State meets, scoring an average of 4.8 points per meet; ‘““Ted’’ D’Ambola, no noise, but there to feed us, rub us down, remember our forgotten implements, and cheer us through our training; and not a bad High Hurdler at that; Sol Lustig, our Splash of °34 and °35, only 5 first places in free style swimming events. What a captain for us swimmers! “Baby” Styles, our trainer, doctor and assistant manager, got tired of watching us so took first in High Jump in six meets and secured first champ- ionship record held in Arts High; average 5 2 3 points per meet; “Chick” Bialochick, third place in half mile, third place in Sunday Call and West Side meets, jinx, all even numbers; “Bill” Phillips, veteran 220 yard dasher, 2 first places, West Side and South Side; scored in City and Board of Education meets. Verdell Brown, one of the Big Five High Scorers, °34, best developed legs of our runners. Tom Shirley, the High Flyer, our outstanding pole vaulter. Champ Maxel, big, ambitious, expects a letter next year. Officer Roback, track team, shot put, discus and javelin thrower. (@ Our splashers do splash away! Jimmie Woodruff’s strong arms and legs are bound to get him his letter soon. Joe Todres got us 34 points with his breast stroke and free style. Sidney Somalsky back strokes and free styles to first rate on our °35 squad. Alex Monastersky is a member of our first winning relay team—a good placer. @ Here’s another letterman, first class Timber T op- per Jackson. @ Mr. Wishnewsky has joined the faculty ranks to help our athletes get there the way they are getting there. @ Our track team suffers the loss of Walter Glenn, William Phillips and Charles Jackson. As long as they are getting out by graduating, we can’t very well complain. We'll hear more of them, though! @ Our Boxing Club has lots to brag about. How about these hard hitters and victories? Paul Ceravolo knocked out Anthony Del Gercio at the Y. M. H. A. in the Star Eagle Tournament. We won the decision against Market Street High. All of our victories are not in competition. We staged an exhibition in Assembly. Paul Ceravolo, Nick De Luca, James Jones, Harold Gillespie, Norman Tokar, Tom Mesca took part. Walter Glenn and Squeeky Castellano staged a comedy bout. Boxing Club thanks Mr. Faber, faculty advisor, for advancing its success. Meets with other schools are being arranged. (@{ Who says lack of space and equip- ment can keep a good school down? Our athletic accomplishments prove the contrary. SKC MHOXKONE DASHA VAES (@ The Social Problems Club, under the direction of Miss Ruth Eddy, faculty adviser, successfully dramatized a World Court scene to the student body, December 12th. (@ The cast consisted of the boy members of the club. (@ December 13th, the C. W. A. Philharmonic Orchestra played for the student body, who greatly enjoyed their performance. A soprano soloist attracted most applause and was recalled twice for encores. The second most interesting number on the program was the song, “My Old Kentucky Home”, played in the style of several different nationalities. @ On November Ist, the student body entertained by a few reels of moving pictures presented in the auditorium in celebration of Youth Week. The climax of the entertainment was a feature depicting the activities of Youth Week in Military Park. The best film footage was taken up by the Arts High Exhibition. @ Mr. Strong, the Color Expert, visited the school, October 17th. His lecture on color in every day life was illustrated by fascinating slides. (@ Columbus Day was observed in assembly Thursday, October 11th. The program included an inspiring address by Rev. Dr. Gregory Schramm, of St. Benedict's Preparatory School. Father Schramm spoke on the high ideals of Columbus and the qualities that made him realize them. (@ Under the efficient direction of Mr. Rudolf, Professor of Music, three orchestras were formed. There is a Senior, Junior, and Dance Orchestra. The first two will feature mostly at school plays and concerts, while the latter will supply the music for the various dances. ( Paul Fisowitz was elected mayor by a remarkable vote of 502: Albert Lindsy opposing canddate, received 224 votes. eee TS IE TM SU