Arkansas College - Scot Yearbook (Batesville, AR)

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' 1i!f.f.f.gsl!l2uHvwrgz 4 vs--fs mr IN D E X M- 1 9 2 5 7 - 1 I-I fnfirgfgiiiiliga-'f s . SECRET or SUccEss Push, said the button. Never be led, said the pencil. HT ct ake pains, said the window. 'lAlways keep cool, said the ice. Be up to date, said the calendar. Never lose your head, ' said the barrel. Make light of everything, said the fire. it it rr it ri Aspire to greater things, said the nutmeg. Be sharp in all your dealings, said the knife. Find a good thing and stick to the glue. t'Do the work you are suited for, it, said said the chimney. it -46 if i Stannus conceived the idea of just writing the alphabet as a complete answer to amination and let the teacher arrange ters to suit himself. the ex- the let- aee as we Tillar fwhile taking dinner at The Lurel: You poor fish, don't fold your napkin at an up-to-date cafe. Casey: Well, how do you 'spect me to get it in my pocket ? Coach: Did you come for a new jersey ? Stainback: t'No, I'm from Tennessee. Coach fwrathfullyl: I didn't ask you what state you were from, I asked you if you wanted a jersey. Stainback: No, thank you, I can't milk. 'X' if BK AN A. C. BoY's LAMENT Oh, there's rocks in the ocean, And there's fish in the sea, But an A. C. parlor date within- VVhat a fool I can be. 'li' it 'li Soph: VVhat did he say to the president when he was shipped? Fresh: He congratulated the school on turning out such good men. . Do a driving business, said the hammer. BY THESE YE SHALL KNOW THEM Now, you sorta read that, didn't you ? Now, in a geeneral way, for various and sundry reasons, I'd like to see the following in my oHice the third peeriodl' 'lAccording to the 'Nebula Hypothesis' that's true, anyway, the book says it's so. The following will please see me sometime today at your convenience. The assignment for the next lesson will be the following fifty pages. Now, girls, come ing good-night boys! My French books have come, please get them in the book store. Wait, wait! Now let's all sing together. The entrance to the alimentary canal is a transverse ventral aperture near the anterior end of the cartilaginous .substance sometimes called the cranium, which leads into the buc- cal cavity supported by the maxillae. al-1646 FAMOUS PROVERBS 1. Do not scrutinize the grinders of a do- nated steed. 2. Agitate not thyself, big boy, as to the atom on thy brother's pupil, while there is a crosstie in thine own optic. 3. Don't enumerate your feathered progeny before the process of incubation has been fully materialized. 4. It is a wise man that wears his own pin. 5. The moron is soon knocked loose from his assets. XX-il ECONOIWICS LESSON Overhead Expenses-Hair Nets. Upkeep-Galluses. Improvement Taxes-Powder, R Internal Revenue-Malted Milk. Protective Tariff-Cold Cream. ouge, etc. t'What is an arithmetical kiss? t'Two divided by nothing. 106 - Ef4,g:L19.lt...ii:i'iwrz1e. ' .JV iv 'Q- S M,.m.1m,, W., , ,

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