Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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PROPHECY One Sunday afternoon in 1970 as we were driving to the beach we saw a large group. It turned out to be the class of '59 having an alumni picnic. The first one who caught our eyes was Johnny Kuil. He is the newest thing since Elvis Presley retired. The famous actor is also well known in the stock yards as nBuy-All-Stan.n He is a very wealthy cattle-buyer. Mr. Kuil was the former wit from Archer High School--Stan Lemkuil. By that big oak tree, we see Mademoiselle Marie,the famous hat design- er from Paris. As you all know, she bases her hats chiefly on chicken and bird feathers. This arose from a high-school fantasy for a liking of chick- ens. Mademoiselle Marie is the former Mary Kuiper from old Archer High. way over there we see the distinguished Professor Ballou, who has been touring the country the last ll years, speaking to many different groups of students on the subject of NRopes.N Although he has never tried using a rope we know one thing and that is that the distingnshed Professor is David Ballou of Archer. Nhile making her home in Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Norene, with her husband Bud and her five younguns, has come all this way just for this picnic. To pass her spare time she changes tires at Bud's Automotive Hospital. We hope that she has an enjoyable time in the United States while she is here. She was Norene Dykstra of AHS. Sitting on the picnic table we ses Professor Van Irvingburg. He comes from Dodge City, Kansas, where he was formerly assistant to Matt Dillion. Ne are happy to say that he has also worked himself up to Professor of his Institute for Mathematicians. CArvin Verburg remains free for all husband seekers. Donna DeBoer, formerly Donna Bogaard of AHS, has now completed M years of home work and also 6 tears of advanced house-keeping. She will soon re- ceive her degree as a very good housewife and mother. She is off again to help Harlen Jr., who just fell off a stump. And here comes Ed Wolthuizen sliding to a stop. He has just arrived from Los Angeles, California, where he had a big race this morning. As you all know, Ed is the world champion in racing. After all these years he has not settled down. He says, uSettling down would take all the fun out of life.n But he is still chasing women. Gnly through exheme preparations was Miss Roberta CParakeetJ Blok able to attend this picnic. For you see she is specializing in raising hybrid parakeets. In fact, she even took a few along to show. Roberta made the remark that she couldn't stay long because she soon had to be back to her little apartment house in Archer to attend to her birds. That much publicized accordian player from the Kentucky Hills has just arrived. He is followed by a string of kids too long to count. Brad 'Hicn Pietens is noted for making the best Kentucky Moonshine ever. Dr. Madeline Florence Nightingale and Dr. Snron Scalpal are also here. The Dr's, formerly Sharon Buren and Bea Ballou, have a very fancy one room hospital on the main drag of Archer, where they specialize in ant brains. Beside this vocation, the Dr's are also very interested in racing and very often participate in the Archer Speed Bowl. when we asked Dr. Nightingale whatymade her horse uOcean Biscuitn go so terribly fast she replied, 'I feed him May-po.' Lets hurry back to tgwn and put this fascinating bit of news in the paper, Maybe Weld better not, no one would believe it anyway.

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