Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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PRCPHECY It is 1980, and the feature staff of the New York Times is in Archer to do a story on how the people live in this bustling city As we set out to interview the Hman on the street,n we come upon Thomas Wllliams, going into the private entrance of Casey's Department Store Tom related that he has been employed here as the head of the complaints dept for the past 20 years, and went into the work directly after graduation with no further education nFour years of having high school teache complain about me made an expert,H says Thomas Quick' Out of the way' Roaring through Main Street is a a green streak It must be some sort of car Certainly traveling at a speed faster than sound' Yes, here comes putting along behind We weren't able to interview the frightened pedestrian told us that it was Wendell Fykestra, cloud of dustad this vehicle is the sound now, driver, but a 15 times winner of the Indianaplois Speedway races, and owner of his own drag strip on the edge of town A newsboy is coming down the street, yelling UEXTRA EXTRA, Read it what is this? Why, the entire front page is taken up with ular advice to the lovelorn column, uDear D1ckie,N written by that author on love problems, Sir Richard Bogaard Sir Richard told us relys entirely upon his own hlgh school experiences in his work We now see a sedate looking man, dressed in conservative black du about the pop emminent that he coming down the street It is Warner Bonderman, professional Quiz Program player who had just won two million dollars, and is returning gome with the loot I understand that even though he owns the largest bank in Iowa, he is havkg trouble finding places to keep all his money Saunders Barber Shop Jerry is quite busy with his work today, but in the unused Barbers chair, sits his faithful companion Delores sewing for her hope chest, CI understand she's still hoping J The two have a very unusal hobby, Now street entire The they save green stamps we see the popular boxer, Charles UBoBon Roelfes, jogging down the Charles has a very interesting record, only H2 losses in his career, of N2 fights local movie theater is featuring a picture starring that handsome, dashing, romantic leading man, Gene Ehlers Gehe is currently appearing in a gripping suspense thriller with Kim Novack called 'I was a Teenage Tree Surgeon ' Here comes the best, and richest farmer in Iowa, Raymond Buse Raymond owns a ten thousand acre ranch, and hundreds of head of cattle I under stand that Raymond came to town today to buy a new Cadilliac, it seems that the old one lost a hubcap In the park we meet the towns busiest undertaker, Stanley Wilkins Stan says that he is out looking for the one that got away Drop over some time he told us, and I'll show you our friendly lay away plan speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty Hide the silverware, David Cowboy Dekok is in town Dave really doesn't cause too much trouble but every Saturday he comes into town to shoot holes in Roberta Blok's flying Lessons sign These ranch hands are more trouble aD the time Last of alb we see Douglas Morfitt, on his way to work as janitor of the High School Doug began this work 20 years ago, not because he was unable to get another job, but because he loved the old school so well, that he couldn't bear to leave it As our plane once more streaks back to New York, we are not sure that we will be able to use any of this facinating story material after all, who would believe such fantastic tales anyway? . rs ll 5 - Down the street we see a new glass-fronted building. Why! It's the Jerry . I I A ll l ll ll I ll .