Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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CLASS PROPHECY Last wednesday, April 20, 1975, was the scene of the first flight of g passenger ship into space There were twenty passengers with the Commander Richard Brouwer It SSONS all the passengers were trying to escape and forget their worldly troubles for the time being Our first couple to enter the ship is the former Carole Lea Mor fitt and Paul Saupe of Archer, who are on the verge of a divorce after raising a family of twelve It seems Paul has fallen for their maid and Carole has taken a tumble for their butler Next we see the distinguished Dr Lawrence Paul Koepnick who is taking the trip into space to find out what kind of medications are used on Mars He also plans to build a hospital there for the care of broken hearts Next in line is nSquirrely McGou , alias Roger Lemkuil, who has just escaped from the penitentiary He has been sentenced for 99 years for shooting paper wads at the squirrels Now coming aboard is Thelma Peelen,who is noted for her long hair the world over She has many rivals, since her hair is insured for billions of dollars It takes ten maids to comb it At her last wed ding her hair took the place of her train Next we see General Krauss and Lt Koepnick, the former Marvis Krau s and Farjorie Koepnick They were dishonorably discharged from the WAC'S for being too wacky It seems they learned this at Archer Now we see Gordeane Habermehl the great interior decorator of all times Her most famous work is decorating dog houses The dogs like it, at least they haven't complained The great Professor De Boom is coming aboard He is studying the great question of all times, how to use ain't and hain't in place f is and are This 1 very technical and he needs time to think about it Here comes Mrs Ruth Rockefeller, the former Ruth Bruggom,who mar ried the mutli millionaire from New York City He sent her on a trip into space to give her a rest from d sting all the piles of money Now we see the famous Janice Williams,who now is owner of a chain of re taurants, which are famous all over the U S She has become fa mous for her recipe ot bean soup, which she obtained from the Archer cooks Everyone seems to want to eat at 'Jan's Here comes the famous spinster, Syliva Dystra, who lives alone with her many cats It seems she prefers cats to men She had t Next we see the great columist 'SNOOPY CLEVERINGA , the former Ruth Ann Cleveringa from Archer high, where she was taught everything she knows about journalizing She writes for the great 'SNOOPY JERTIES CHRONICLE' There also in line is the agriculture expert 'Soily Kuiper the former Leo Kuiper, who is going into space to study how to change the color of the soil by what he learned in good old Archer High Next we see Miss Niebuhr, the famous teacher, who has devoted her life to teaching little innocent children She has been teaching in Nut Grove, U S A for twenty years Now she is going into space to start teaching on the moon Perhaps everyone of you has seen the 'Great Crooner the former Marlin Idso of Archer He is now entering our space ship He's start in a new show and a TV program station MARS on Mars H9 3 promised two million Mars candy bars for his first performance Going with him is his side kick, Gary Ballou, who is also his arent Marlin and Gary are ooth from Archer, where they be an their close friendship while still in school Now Senator Reekers is entering the space ship She is going into space to escape the problem of 'Child Labor ,which she has been debat ing with congress since she was a graduate from Archer High She should be very successlul, since she as several children of her own. Our last passenger is Sheryl Storm, who is now librarian of a do it yourself library She is very efficient at doing it herself, since she acquired this talent when working in the library at the Archer School Now e eryone is on the ship, and they are ready for their journey into space de hope they have a happy and successful trip ahead and we Juniors wish them luck I C 0 O 0 O . . l N I- D s O I e 0 I O S A g ' 7 O O I . 0 . 0 0 . ' o . s . ' 0 u . c a ' Y! 0 O . -' . o move outg the cats are taking over. I II I 'Q Q 0 - O N O I O O I 0 O N I I 0 ' 5 D . - p , fr . 1 . A . O I n - . 0 1 . ' O V . 1 0

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