Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPnnCY Kl955J Last Friday, Lay 18, 1965 a horrible disaster occurred t approximately three o'clock p m of that day the trans oceanic liner, Clipper, enroute to Europe met with complications and be gan to sink The captain, Richard Brouwer, finally, after much hailing, gave up hope and went down with his ship blue vreen waters. However a very strange and perplexing situation After Captain Brouwer sent his S O S radio message assumed by the radio headquarters thatthe passengerso 1nto these resulted. in, it was f the liner had boarded the lifeooats to await rescue But, when the coast guard arrived no one, including passenvers and lifeboats could be found. Where had they disappeared to? Immediately, deep sea divers were called to the sceneand began exploring the wreckage. After a few hours of search they found the ship's register in which was found the names of the ship's occupants and their apparent destinations. At the head of the list was the famed name, Monsieur Kieth Verberp, the FTgnch ladies hair stylist Monsieur Verberg was returning to Paris aft rgoing to the United States to stape some style shows in the leading American cities. Second on the list was the name, Dr GlendaE1nstein Blok, the intelligent scientist who was traveling to the Sahara desert where sne was going to try out her latest rocket which was also on the same ship Everyone, world wide has been talking of the Also on the list was Lowell Baxter, one of Marilyn Monroe's favorite photographers. Mr Baxter wwaon his way to Rome to help film Miss Monroe in her latest forthcoming motion picture, nThree Olives in a Martini' Jane Qussell's stand in fa'the same picture, namely Judy Andersen, wasalso on the register. Judy who is also the wife of multimilliona1reCount Percivalvon Schloctop hoven from Luxembourg was to visither husband before she went to Rome. Charlotte Dykstra is another name of familiarity. Charlotte, who is a busy marriage broker, was on her way to Switzerland to cinch a weddingbetween a Swiss yodler and a New York opera star. Next is George Blankers, the knothole salesman for the Blan kers Lumber CONPHHY, who had just bought a rare variety of trees containing 1,001 knotholes and was on his way to Russia to make arrangements for shipment to the United States. Another passenger on the list was the celebrated jockey, Evalena Fykstra, who was en route to England to participate in Steeplechase race This was to have been the first tinm 'mm Fykstra was to have raced abroad with her horse, Slow foot Sam. Kathleen Lemkuil was the next name to be found She was tak ing a continental trip in Europe to collect rare snakes Reptile Gardens in Silver Springs, Florida Miss Lemkuil famous for her manufacturing of rattlesnake skln coats. The representative of the Sheaffer Snorkel Pen namely Audrey Koepnick, is the nextname in order She is ing around the world to purchase white dots for Snorkel for her is also Compmy travel s Incl dentally, a trunk filled with 989,572,183 white dots was salvaged from her cabin. Following Miss Koepn1ck's namewas the name, La Verna Nieuwen huis, big game hunter. La Verna was taking the liner to Europe and then to Africa to take part in a safari to capture a very rare species of black lion, just seen in that repicr recently La Verna has been chief superintendent at thechicago Zoosince 1955. Some day she had hoped to start a zoo in her owmsmall home town in Iowa. QI think Archer is the name.J N8Xt WHS H8r01d Muilenburg. Mr Muilenburgwho is the owner of the luilenburg Extermination Corporation was on his way to Buck ingham Palace in England to exterminatea largecolony of termites that had just invaded the Queen's solid granite bedroom. Another name found was that of M1ssPatric1a Ballou. Miss Ballou is the chief diamond cutter for the Cheater's Genuine Rhinestone Company. She was on her way to Norway in hopes of finding the rare raw material used by her company --1 ' , .A O glass rocket sh1p.she has just designed. , - 1 ' O