Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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CLASS PR OPI-IE CY We are assembled here th1s even1ng to b1d farewell to the graduat1ng class of 54 Of course we are all xnterested ln know1ng how the members of th1s class w1ll be occup1ed IH say 65 We s1ncerely hope that there is not one among you Sen1ors who will take this prophecy ser1ously However anyone W1Sh1Hg to see us after the Jumor Senxor banquet will find our present addresses unknown On Sunday morn1ng 1n the summer of 1965 as we tune 1nto stat1on WMB Saint Anthony Idaho we hear someone preachlng It doesn t sound too 1nterest1ng so let s try another stat1on NO WAIT! Doesn t h1S voice sound fam1l1ar? It s Reverend McQueen orxglnally from Archer H1gh My how he changed! It seems somethmg attracted h1m to Idaho it couldn t be a gal he met back in the summer of 53 could 1t? lt seems another stat1on 15 trymg to drown hun out Let s see who th1s 1S Well Lf lt isn t Gabel Gertie the well known opera star She has just f1n1shed her song and IS now being 1nterviewed It 15 the one and only Mary Ann J arv1l from good old Archer H1gh Now as we change stat1ons we hear the successor to John Cameron Swayze w1th the pre historic news of today Roland Andersen who IS reportmg on Professor Ronald Swede Storm He is giving one of his large bu1ld1ngs to the college of Nonsense! Mr Storm has made out very well m his l1.fe s work Next year he plans to pay off the U S National debt Smce the news IS over let sl1sten to the famous French Horn Player successor of Harrey Jacobs of the Chicago Symphony Norman Howard Philby While he was 1n the Archer H1gh Band he advanced so much and became so accompl1shed that he quit and now he has advanced to th1S h1gh position Now back to Roland Andersen w1th the pre h1stor1c news of today Master Detective Ray Shovel Spade who 15 d1gg1ng in a very bafflmg case now reports that one of his old time pals the late Coach Heppler has turned up mlssing Last t1me we saw h1m he walked onto the basketball floor and yelled get to work Dld the boys mob h1m or Ray dlgs h1m out Now to tell of a most fascmatmg' woman truck dr1ver who has had only 10 accidents 1n the past week As the driver is being interv1ewed we find that she 1S Da.rlyene Harms for merly of Archer Hxgh A late bulletln has just been rece1ved concermng the escaped convict Clamity K1tts al1as Larry Menke formerly of Archer He was caught m the act of stealmg a show He was conv1cted 1n court and while U1 pr1son was such a perfect model of a cr1m1nal that they made h1m the warden When readlng the evening paper we notice that Rockhead Blankers the former Robert Blankers of Archer Hlgh was recently elected the most valuable hockey player for the New York Yankees Well well what IS this? Clalre De Waay known as Snoopy D1g em up Joe has recently returned from excavating a pyram1d at the North Pole There he found tlfe remams of h1s w1.fe Naghead Magg1e We are t1red of hstenmg to the radio and readlng the paper let s turn on telev1s1on for a while Oh look it s K1dS Corner and who should be on but a couple of l1ttle Andrmgas who have lnher1ted their mother s ability to smg Let s take a look at the parents who are sitting in the audience Well if it isn t Margene Andringa the former Margene De Kok of Archer We have tuned 1nto channel 11 and are now v1ewing a cowboy show It seems it 15 our western star Hopalong Cassidy and h1s w1fe Dragalong Casulty Hopalong has been havmg trouble keepmg Dragalong out of the way ofthe bullets because she can t dodge them as good as he can Mrs Casulty is the former Glenda Morf1tt of Archer High As we v1ew the wresthng tonight lt seems a couple of former Archer g1rls have taken up the profess1on In this corner we have M1ll1e Muscle the former Jeanette Rolfes and in the other corner Lose Limb Leona After all the hair pulling and f1ght1ng the referee has determined It to be a draw We smcerely hope that th1s prophecy will be rece1ved by each of you w1th the same sp1r1t of fun with whlch lt has been prepared did Larry Menke bump him off? Tune in next week and find out what happens when Spade Shovel