Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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CLASS WILLS fcontinuedj I Margene De Kok do g1ve and bequeath my short ha1r and halrgroommg sess1ons to Audrey Koepmck my ab1l1ty to go steady to Ke1th Verburg and that squeakmg clarmet to the Ind1ans to use for the1r war dances' Also Harold s teas1ng 1n Typ1ng Lab to Sheryl for years of further use and best w1shes to the Sen1or of the com1ng year I Roland Andersen do g1ve and bequeath my drawmg abihty and speedmg t1ckets to Ke1th V my abil1ty to tease the g1rls to Leo my worn out mud flaps to my l1ttle brother and my ab1l1ty to stay 1n the back seat of the assembly to Gary Ballou I Raphael Portz do g1ve and bequeath my black curly ha1r to Marl1n Idso my back seat U1 the assembly to Harold Mu1lenburg my student manager Job to Ke1th Verburg my ab1l1ty to get along w1th Mr Heppler to Fuzzy my mterest 1n Royal to Leo my he1ght to Gary DeBoorn and my old typing papers to George and anythmg found lymg around to anyone who thlnks they can use lt I Larry Menke do g1Ve and bequeath my dark ha1r to Patty B my he1ght to Harold M my ab111ty to stay away from g1rls to Ke1th V my lucky number 14 to Marlm my ab1l1ty to behave 1n the study hall to Leo any Junk laymg around to Audrey the Job of keep1ng a southpaw on the p1tch1ng staff to Bruce S and the best of luck to the class of 55 SENIOR CLASS PLAY CAST OF CHARACTERS Gertle Ranger a young Wlfe Margene DeKok Opal Peebles Her next door ne1ghbor Mary An Jarv1ll Tommy Ranger a proud young husband and father Wayne McQueen lst Ma.n a husky young mover Norman Ph1lby 2nd Man H15 helper Ray Portz Patr1c1a fPeepJ Manv1lle a teen age baby s1tter Glenda Morf1tt B111 Blodgett Peep s latest boy friend Larry Menke Sh1rley Bond another baby s1tter Jeanette Rolfes .lame Carr st1ll another Darlene Harms Bob Drake and yet another Robert Blankers Jack Norton and another Clalre De Waay Mrs Harper Gert1e s mother Leona Grotters Off1cer O Ban1on a pol1ceman Ronald Storm Synops1s When Tommy Ranger wants to take h1s pretty young Wlfe Gertle out for the evemng to cele brate their wedd1ng ann1versary they have no 1dea of the terr1ble m1x up that w1ll result 1n the h1r1ng of teen age Patr1c1a Ma.nv1lle who IS to s1t w1th the Rangers baby unt1l they come home Now Peep l1ke all teenagers loves T V and Mr Ranger has g1ven h1S Wlfe a per fectly beaut1.t'ul set for an annlversary present So Peep calls all her fr1ends hop1ng that some of them can come over and see the TV set But they all happen to be s1tt1ng w1th bab1es them selves even the boys! But that doesn t deter them They come over and brmg the1r bab1es w1th them' A regular party results but th1s IS broken up by Mrs Ranger s mother who has come to warn her daughter that the man she Jllted when she marrled Mr Ranger and who 1S a mental case has escaped wxth the avowed 1ntent1on of k1dnap1ng the Rangers ch1ldl Well the teen agers rush away to the respect1ve homes where they ve been s1tt1ng But Horrors' Every last one of them has taken the wrong baby So the1rs 1S a mad scraxnble to f1nd the r1ght bab1es before the parents come home In the shuffle even the Ranger baby 1S m1sla1d wh1ch proves to be a good th1ng ln the long run because the kidnapper 1S h1d1ng 1n the house wa1t1ng to steal lt and how can he steal the rlght baby when there are so many to choose from? So he makes the best of a bad bargam and steals Mr Ranger s mother 1n law 1nstead' Every th1ng turns out all r1ght. So that Peep 15 someth1ng of a l1tt1e hero1ne 1n the end , . I . . . . . I I , . . , . -, , , I J ' I I I J . . 01 I '3 'J J , , . . , J I I I , , , , 1 ' J ' Il Y ii J f J I I , , J I ' I 9 J J Larry Simms, an escaped mental case, Roland Anderson . , . 1 . , . . , . J . n . . . . , . . . . ,Q . ' 1 as u - - - - - . , , . . . , . . . . . . . . , . , . --' . - . . . . ,--. 1 ' J - ' I ll ' ' ll - . , , , , -. - . L . . ,, ,, . . . . . .

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CLASS PR OPI-IE CY We are assembled here th1s even1ng to b1d farewell to the graduat1ng class of 54 Of course we are all xnterested ln know1ng how the members of th1s class w1ll be occup1ed IH say 65 We s1ncerely hope that there is not one among you Sen1ors who will take this prophecy ser1ously However anyone W1Sh1Hg to see us after the Jumor Senxor banquet will find our present addresses unknown On Sunday morn1ng 1n the summer of 1965 as we tune 1nto stat1on WMB Saint Anthony Idaho we hear someone preachlng It doesn t sound too 1nterest1ng so let s try another stat1on NO WAIT! Doesn t h1S voice sound fam1l1ar? It s Reverend McQueen orxglnally from Archer H1gh My how he changed! It seems somethmg attracted h1m to Idaho it couldn t be a gal he met back in the summer of 53 could 1t? lt seems another stat1on 15 trymg to drown hun out Let s see who th1s 1S Well Lf lt isn t Gabel Gertie the well known opera star She has just f1n1shed her song and IS now being 1nterviewed It 15 the one and only Mary Ann J arv1l from good old Archer H1gh Now as we change stat1ons we hear the successor to John Cameron Swayze w1th the pre historic news of today Roland Andersen who IS reportmg on Professor Ronald Swede Storm He is giving one of his large bu1ld1ngs to the college of Nonsense! Mr Storm has made out very well m his l1.fe s work Next year he plans to pay off the U S National debt Smce the news IS over let sl1sten to the famous French Horn Player successor of Harrey Jacobs of the Chicago Symphony Norman Howard Philby While he was 1n the Archer H1gh Band he advanced so much and became so accompl1shed that he quit and now he has advanced to th1S h1gh position Now back to Roland Andersen w1th the pre h1stor1c news of today Master Detective Ray Shovel Spade who 15 d1gg1ng in a very bafflmg case now reports that one of his old time pals the late Coach Heppler has turned up mlssing Last t1me we saw h1m he walked onto the basketball floor and yelled get to work Dld the boys mob h1m or Ray dlgs h1m out Now to tell of a most fascmatmg' woman truck dr1ver who has had only 10 accidents 1n the past week As the driver is being interv1ewed we find that she 1S Da.rlyene Harms for merly of Archer Hxgh A late bulletln has just been rece1ved concermng the escaped convict Clamity K1tts al1as Larry Menke formerly of Archer He was caught m the act of stealmg a show He was conv1cted 1n court and while U1 pr1son was such a perfect model of a cr1m1nal that they made h1m the warden When readlng the evening paper we notice that Rockhead Blankers the former Robert Blankers of Archer Hlgh was recently elected the most valuable hockey player for the New York Yankees Well well what IS this? Clalre De Waay known as Snoopy D1g em up Joe has recently returned from excavating a pyram1d at the North Pole There he found tlfe remams of h1s w1.fe Naghead Magg1e We are t1red of hstenmg to the radio and readlng the paper let s turn on telev1s1on for a while Oh look it s K1dS Corner and who should be on but a couple of l1ttle Andrmgas who have lnher1ted their mother s ability to smg Let s take a look at the parents who are sitting in the audience Well if it isn t Margene Andringa the former Margene De Kok of Archer We have tuned 1nto channel 11 and are now v1ewing a cowboy show It seems it 15 our western star Hopalong Cassidy and h1s w1fe Dragalong Casulty Hopalong has been havmg trouble keepmg Dragalong out of the way ofthe bullets because she can t dodge them as good as he can Mrs Casulty is the former Glenda Morf1tt of Archer High As we v1ew the wresthng tonight lt seems a couple of former Archer g1rls have taken up the profess1on In this corner we have M1ll1e Muscle the former Jeanette Rolfes and in the other corner Lose Limb Leona After all the hair pulling and f1ght1ng the referee has determined It to be a draw We smcerely hope that th1s prophecy will be rece1ved by each of you w1th the same sp1r1t of fun with whlch lt has been prepared did Larry Menke bump him off? Tune in next week and find out what happens when Spade Shovel