Archer High School - Eagle Yearbook (Archer, IA)

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Class Prophesy, Cont. and here's an interesting item headed, WGuest MINISTER at Archern. Last Sunday, the Virst Reformed Cathedral at Arches was privileged by the appearance of Reverend Robert Craig, from Peterson Charel in Texas. His address was titled Wwhy smoking and Gambling Should be Abolished.W Sudienly my eyes become wide with shock as I see written in the right hand corner of the want ad section an item about our owr Miss Rohwer. It reads: WAre you alone? Wanting the companionship of a- nother? We'll do anythig for a price so brine your disillusionei hearts to me. If in doubt about these methods write to may other customers who will confirm this report.U The Miss Jean Rohwer Matrimonial Com- pany, 26 and Court Streets, Archer, Iowa. And always remember WLove is sunshine, Hate is shadow.H I just about missed this item about Jack. If I remember right he was drafted in 1950. It says here that he has re-enlisted again. After three weeks back in camp as a Seargent, Jack Tanner is a Private again and was put on special duty--K. P. Duty. He now holds the honorable positions of Chief Potatoe Peeler and Garbage Clearer. Seems as though Jack was assigned to be special guard to the General when he returned. By some slight misfortune, the General received a bomb and went to pieces and that explains Jack's predictament. This large ad features Betty's Beauty Shop with manag r Theora Saupe Now she cin fulfill h-r high school ambition--getting into people's hair ani twirling pin curls for hours. I can bet Iheora is wishing everyone had curly hair. Seems her business has been fallinr since she was un- successful in dying Mary Sanem's hair blonde. Now we can imagine Mary with a great deal less hair. I rather doubt if lheors's business will dror.because she is quite famous for her marvelous dandruff remover which has taxen years to perfect. As we read farther we see Rose has carried out Mr. Maxson's Dro- rhecy that one Senior whouli walk up the aisle to the strains of Lohen- grin's wedding march within three months after graduation. The Orange City tulip festival has been eiven with her husband as manager--a ter- rific success! This year a feature of the show was different varieties and shades od tilips displayed as the result of Rose's patience in cross- ing tuli-s. Ah, Jummy Tiller, alway' my favorite colurn. Nell, well, Conald Roleman, alias Ronald Vander Sluis, has again remarried. One could hardly expect anything less from so'eone who is so used to playing all those dramatic love scenes in the movies. His latest picture is HMess in the Moonlightw in which he plays opposite Jane Russell. I see Russell is mentioned too. I always wondered what he would do after graduation. WRUSSELL TE PASKE, FAMED PROFESSOR OT HISTORY, T0 JOIN ARCHER UNIVFRSITYH Russell, a former student of Archer High, has raised to the highest position a teacher in history could obtain--prof- fessor. He has just signed a contract to be with the Archer University for the next fall term. Perhaps most of the citizens remember 3 cer- tain Mr. Kuhns. Now professor Te Paske has him employed as his private typist and there's olenty of work for him as Russell has been the star contributor to the Wamerican Observeru for the past two years. When asxed what was the secret of his success, Proffessor Te Paske states, WI owe my success to the precise way my entire existence has been calculated. Every individual should endeavor to obtain some re- laxation that will divert their mental trends from the toils of every- day life. Toillustrate this debatable fact, I shall reveal my unfal- tering, refreshing, exciting, secret--WI raise chickenslq

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