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JESTS OF THE JOLLY
Mr. Ham--"Your answer is as clear as mud."
Leonard--"Well, that covers the ground,doesn't it?
Mrs. Hill--"I am telling you for the last time to learn your lesson."
James Davitt--"Fine! I knew she would weaken sooner or later."
Alice Sequistfto Freshman who had been waiting in line with other Fresh-
man who were signing upl--"What is it you want?"
Freshman--"Can you tell me how to get to room 21?"
Mr. Mossfin Chemistry classb "--Now, Eugene, this gas is poisonous. If
some should escape what steps would you take?"
Ethel S.--"Come and play tennis with me, will you?"
Alice H.--"Oh, no, the net is down."
Ethel--"That's all right. It is always in the way anyhow. "
Philip Inskip--"Don has lost his hatf'
Mable M.--"How do you know?"
Philip--"Because I can't find mine."
Mr. Mossfto students sitting in a corner conversingh--"Now, you get to
work and study back there."
Chorus of voices--"We are. We are doing our public speaking."
Mr. Cooperrideriin Math.11J "How many sides has a circle?"
Mary Titlow--"Two. "
Mr.C. -- "What are they?" ,
Mary-- ' 'Inside and Outside. "
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I'D LIKE TO KNOW
Why you can't walk on the bridge of your nose,
Why you can't grow corn on the ear,
Why you can't hammer the nails on your toes,
And why you can't beat the drums in your ears!
Miss Sample--"Linwood, what is lyric poetry?"
Linwood--"It is commotion femotionl in musical verse."
Alice fto Marie Todd after she had returned from her tripl --"What did you
think of the metropolis?"
Alice--"I asked, how did you like the metropolis?"
Marie--"Oh, that ---- it wasn't open."
Inquisitive senior boy color do you think is good
for a bride?"
Alice--"Matter of taste. Better get a white one. I'
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Too Late Last Night
Ayoung man dashed down the street,
Not looking very fine.
He wore tan Oxfords on his feet,
In size a number nine.
Upon his head he wore no cap,
His tie was in his hand.
For this he did not give a rap,
For he was late for band.
Mr. Ham Qin Economicsj --"Linwood, your notebook is very small--very
much boiled down. Why is that?" .
Linwood--"I take English from Miss Sample."
Mr. Ham--"You mean you take cooking from Miss Graham?
Evelyn Jones--HI heard you talking to yourself, while you were taking a
shower, Margaret. That is a bad custom." ,
Margaret--"I wasn't talking to myself: I was talking to the soap. I slipped
on it and fellf' 3
Miss Samplefln Eng.IIIJ--"Don't make your outlines general like this.: In
his youth he was ambitious: he dreamed of smoking cigars like his father!"
Eugene Hessel--"That's the way 1've been doing, Miss Sample." , aff
Just because Miss Graham writes "No Charges" on the cafeteria notice,
Walter Baldwin thinks everyone can have free ice cream. Q 1
Lois Fiscus--"Leonard, how big is Bayside'?l' A I
Leonard--"Oh, about the size of New York, but it isn't built up yet.'.'
Fern Un Eng.IIIJ--"Great Scott, I've forgotten who wrote Ivanhoe." i V i
Mairie S.--'Tll tell you if you will tell me who the Dickens wrote Tale of
Two Cities?" "
Mr. Moss Cgiving his chemistry class alecture on honestyl--"Now then, sup-
pose a friend lent you his overcoat, and, putting it on, you found rin one
of the pockets a quarter which your friend had completely forgotten. You
would not keep that quarter, would you?" I
Everett--' 'Certainly not. "
Mr. Moss--"That's right. What would you do?7'
In history--"Why was the Battle of Waterloo decisive?"
Bright student--"Because it was fought on a hot Sunday in June."
Mrs. Hill--"We will now name some of the lower species of animals, start-
ing with George Ford."
Mr. Moss fin chemistryJ-- "What is the next element ycu are going to an-
alyze for me?"
Walter Baldwin--"Just a minute. It's on the tip of my tongue."
Mr. Moss--"Well, don't swallow it--it's arsenic."
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