Appomattox State Agricultural School - Agricola Yearbook (Appomattox, VA)

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SAG R MA jokes Heard in the Dormitory, during Aurora Borealis, 11 p. m.-t'Graeious CBealeD I'm afraid the judgment day has come. '4Huh5 who ever heard of the judgment day coming at night. Just before French Examination: Kathleen R.- Wouldn't you like to have a French beau to sit by you?'l Virgina H.-'gI'd like a Latin beau all the time. Kate O'Brien- I Wouldn't, because he 'd be dead. . During 7th Grade Englishg lesson on conjugation: Ned H.- Miss Willy, I just can 't congratulate these verbs. Cheatham securing ads. for AGRICOLA: To Prospective Advertiser-'LEr-er-Cheat-Cheathamls my name- Appomattox, Va. To Assistant- Here-here, hold my hat. Cheatham Csecuring ads. for AGRICOLAD- Howdy-do-sir. Cheat-- P1I17S my name. ' Prospective Advertiser-4'Well, sir, you ain't got such a bad name after all. Prof. Crawley Cin Chemistry classl- Shot, what is ozone? I-I. Shotwell- It's something you smell after a thunder storm. Nelly Robertson- Have you ever eaten Italian Eggs? Vescor Club- No, what on earth are they? Nelly R.- Why guinea eggs, of course! Miss Holland- Roy, you were out after two last night. Roy- No'm, I was only after one. 69

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SAG a na Nellie Robertson ............,, Virginia Hancock ,..,.,....,.. Kathleen Rucker .,...,,.... Lonnie Finch .....i..,...... Julian Gills ............. Susie Booker ,......... Kate O 'Brien ............., Mildred Trent ............. Anna Vries .......i.i.......,...,,.,,.,.,...., Annie Laurie Marshall ........., John Zellers .,........,..,..........,... Miss Rollings i.....,.,........... Kathleen Morgan .............. Elliott Cheatham .....,.....,,. Herman Bass ............i.. Mortie Morgan .......... Lillian Evans ,.............. Elsie Payne ....,...........,. Harry Shotwell ........,...... George Martin ,...,...... Roy Shotwell .............. Harry Plunkett ............ Ressa Evans ................. Robert Beale ,.,,.....,. Eloise Atwood .................. Elizabeth Wagner ........... Elaine MoDearmond ........... 64 ra Wanted ' Mumps ' ' Coj re beaux to catch a Bass Whip-poor-will whistle Chemistry book Virgil Pony ride on the submarine and a nerve .................,..............Non-disappearing glasses hammer CHamnerD .....,,,..,,Free access to the pool room yellow sweater get oh? the campus mirror ............To own a pet cat bottle of Iodine will of her own heavenly smile new kind of tooth paste shock absorber rubber annihilatoi encyclopedia 'tStone with a heart 68 .....,.........Grcen striped socks .....,.,,......Adam's pepsin gum dance ,........,iFour CForej beaux

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SAG Les Sain Ferguson- lVhat good will Latin and French do you? Miss Godwin- They help you in English. Sam F.- l've done finished English. Elaine b'lCD6H,l'1l1OI1Ll-KCI could not get a inan out of a hundred that I'd have. Mildred Trent-HCould you get one out of four CEoreD J! Mortie Morgan Cin Dieteticsj- Miss Gold, is there an enzyme to digest buttons ? ' ' Miss Rollings Cin Englishb- Correct the following: 'The toast was drank with good will'. Virgina Hancock- Why, I guess it was eaten, who ever heard of drink- ing toast? Miss Rollings Cin Englislij- W1'ite a debate on the following subject, 'Resolved, That animals should not be killed for sportlf' Sain Ferguson-HI don 't think that's a good subject, because we are all animals. , Miss Rollings Qin English I-Iistoryj- Why was Raleigh beheaded? . Anna Vries Cdreaniing of far-off soldierb-' 'He had red hair. Roy Shotwell- I see here in the paper where Mr. Brown was killed in an accident. Robert Beale Cinnocentlyl-HDid he'die? BRIGHT Mildred Mcllearinond-''Robert, are you going to see 'Every WO111H.D,, to- night? Robert Duncan- No, I don't think I can get to see all of them. 70