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T HE KEY ' -- - THE CLASS PROPHECY It is World’s Fair of 1973! IIow differ¬ ent from the fair of 1933—the year in which 1 was graduated from A. II. S.! Now, as star reporter for the Steuben Republican. I am canvassing the grounds in search of items of interest. Suddenly, my eyes are attract¬ ed to a gaily colored Persian booth. Upon entering it, I encounter a woman whose limpid, brown eyes seem somehow familiar. After a look of astonishment, she cries out my name: despite my white hair she has recognized me, and I remember her to b e Barbara Parsell. although she now wears foreign garb. It seems that “Babs” has married a Persian prince, Abdulla Bubal Orwig. (Ralph Orwig to you). Barbara, who seems very well informed on the whereabouts of the members of the class of ' 33, tells me that Wendell Simpson has joined the Foreign Legion in an effort to forget Margaret Yoder. Wendell was broken-hearted after Margaret eloped with Dick Pilliod, Little Caesar of the Angola underworld. “Of course,” exclaims Barbara, “you know that Lowell Hall is president of the United States, but how his cabinet can en¬ dure it when he gets up and yells ‘tear my hair!’ is more than I can understand. I’ve heard that Joseph Kolb, head of the Tariff Commission, does not always agree with Lowell. They must argue. “If you want to see Helen Musser and Beatrice Ho’linger, just run over to the Sor¬ rel-Top Salon on Fifth Avenue. They are famous beauticians.” As Barbara seems to be determined to tell me of all my old classmates, I let her continue. “You should have seen Margaret Miller in the role of Madame Butterfly last night at the Metropolitan Opera. It was quite astonishing! “Wendell VanWagner has disgraced our class of 33. He was sent to the insane asy¬ lum for trying to shoot the elephants on a merry-go-round. “Edith Burch is selling apples in Cen¬ tral Park and has employed Mona Barnes to push the cart. “Yirgcne Klopfenstcin and Roberta Van- Ouilder have gone to Siberia where they hope to raise a new kind of chickens. They claim that they are not afraid of the Rus¬ sians. “Milton Garrison was awarded the Pulitzer prize for his latest novel, “This Dishfaced World.” He is often seen with Florence Brown, a mannequin at the Cast- ner and Thobe Department Store. The last time 1 was there Faye Diehl was their Paris buyer, but they were threatening to give her position to Laurence Slick unless she stop¬ ped reading True Stories. “Lillian Horn and Bruce Diehl have re¬ juvenated the show, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” Helen Wert is playing the part of Little Eva, and Warren Care has the role of Simon Legree. The producers can’t seem to forget how beautifully Helen died in the senior class play. “Viola Jackson is a spinster. There are rumors of an unhappy love affair. The man’s name was Greene, I believe. Anyhow, she will not be lonesome as long as Hazel Shoup stays near. “Robert Allion is making a great deal of money in Hollywood. The producers say that his impersonations of ghosts are in¬ spiring and that he is the only living man who looks more like a ghost than a ghost does. ‘Babe’s’ latest picture is ‘Two Blind Mice’ in which Osean Dick and Catherine Coe have the title roles. “Louise Fast and Ettafred Kankamp are well known architects. Their latest project is an underground skyscraper—only they have called theirs a groundgrater. “Thomas Devine has begun writing poetry. IIis latest poem is about the part in John Pence’s hair.” Here Barbara’s recital is cut short by a deafening crash—and who should fall through the top of the tent but Frances King, who explained that she had been try¬ ing to invent the perfect man—synthetical¬ ly—but had evidently put the wrong things together. As I left the fair and my classmates of ’33, I was rejoicing at the interesting news I would have for my paper. —Marjorie Golden. Dick Pilliod—I want something to wear around the dormitory. Wendell Simpson—How big is your dor¬ mitory ? Dick Wilder—I put my arm around her five times last night. John YanAman — Some arm you have, boy!
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