Amherst College - Olio Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

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IN MEMORY or 2gI 2l 1'DQ EG1u1 t u 1r grlgzcll, GLASS OF '92, Dlsn Mzmcn 29, l89O.

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FORMER MEMBERS OF '92. J. BAIRD, H. L. BALLOU, C. F. CLARK, R. A. COFFIN, W. S. CORSA, H. W. EDGIQLL, A. E. FIELD, F. E. JONES, R. M. LANE, C. M CCLAUGHRX' L. ROBERTS, J. SEx'1'oN, W. STRONG, W. Tooxnu, F. V11aT0R, R. XVARFIELD, R NVATSON, B. XVILLIAMS.

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fQ fz2-177215243 .ie 2 f i 'aa 7' 1, -31,1 fa Q15 CLASS Y1cI.L. s? -. w!L..y:.:L -- . ffygylw' . , l g,- ni if 'I ' f' . Hiro-lice! Hiro-keel 4' 5, 1 Boom-a-laka! Boom-a-laka ! .gi H Ninety-three l E . , +.tX ,ew it 1 Aj W fi' f Cmss CUIKJRS-01.13 Gomu ANI! GARNIQT. 4 i The Oliometer was a patented, cast-iron registrar. QNO insinua- tion on Swampy, by the Way.j It was of such peculiar con- struction that it could be at- tached to any organization, and as it was recommended to us by Ninety-one as a faithful friend who would record the good deeds of any class, we unwittingly engaged it. Early last spring it was attached to Ninety-three, and this fall it was asked for a report of the numerous escapades and achievements of that illustrious class. Well, Ommie began, I left the class for a short time and took a trip to the moon. One night, as I was looking over the fate book, I inci- dently asked Mrs Clotho about the class of Ninety-three, Amherst College, the Earth. She told me that the said class was des- tined to be unfortunate in all its undertakings. A great disap- pointment, I'll admit. She also said that the cause of all their misfortunes was that they should be so unfortunate as to enter college at the beginning of the Ephriam Ides. Ommie drew a long breath, took two screws from his body and smiled. Then, suddenly changing his manner, he laughed hysterically and rolled to the floor. He darted from corner to corner, X ffptli .Q lm, , '1 WI il Wi' W I wg 'bw , IM MM H f U ',1 ,if Z i if 6 i ur f i f t ' itll' itil' Jli gs X W 29 I