Ambler High School - Pinnacle Yearbook (Ambler, PA)

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--H-if 'T he CPinnacle Ben-- okes S erious ' E gotistical N onchalant I llustrious C ptimistic R esponsive S edate A nxious T emperamental I ndustrious R ighteous E nlightened S tudious Mr. Kerschner fin Chemistry I.ab.j-"Brister, tell me the most important iron ore." Brister-"Well, Sir, I read in the paper that all oars and canoe paddles were made of wood." Recently a lecturer took up a collection. He received 330003. He then said to the audience, "I can understand the S300 but not the 3 cents. There must be a Scotchman in the audience." A man in the back got up and said, "Beg pardon, Sir, but there are three of us." Once when I was in thc army I went to the corporal and said, "Corp, I ain't seen me wife and kids for three months. Can I have a furlough?" "Well," says the corporal, "I just got a letter from y're wife tellin' me not to let you off any more because every time you come home you get drunk and disgrace us all, so I guess you can't go." "Corporal," says I, "in this room there are two of the biggest liars in the world, 'cause I'm not married." . Muir-"How much is that derby?" Fay-"Fifteen dollars." Muir-3'I don't see any holes in it." A Fay-"Why holes?" , Muir-"Any guy who pays fifteen bucks for a hat needs holes for his ears to go through." Collis-"Mit Conductor, how far is it from Philadelphia to Ambler?" Conductor-"Seventeen miles." ' Collis-"Well, how far is it from Ambler to Philadelphia?" Conductor-"Didn't I just tell you it was seventeen miles from Philadelphia to Ambler?" Collis-"Yes" Conductor-"Well, isn't it seventeen miles from Ambler to Philadelphia?" Collis-"Well, I don't know about that. 1t's a week from Christmas to New Years but it's a lot longer from New Years to Christmas." Fortyuseven

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'wif cvfmbler High School Ees- "He done me wrong," wailed the algebra problem as Fay handed in his paper. Miss Bork-"Snell, who wrote 'Hamlet'?" Snell-"Honest, Miss Bork, it wasn't me." Miss Koch-"Brister, take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in." One day the Yanks were playing a team from India. The Indian catcher came to bat and said, "Allah be with me." With that he hit a double. The next inning when Ruth came to bat the next time, he said, "You know me, Al," and hit a homer. In Our World The Legion of the Condemned .................... The Jazz Singer .... Speedy .......... The Covered Wagon .... Beau Geste ....... Beau Sabreaur ..... Casey at the Bat .... The The Telephone Girl Chaser ...... Seventh Heaven . . . The Garden of Eden Doomsday ........ Red The The The The The The The Spri Hair ....... Dove ........ Play Girl .... Circus ....... Escape ....... Patent Leather Iron Horse . . . Lost World ...... ng Fever ...... Daddy Longlegs . .. Girl The Shy ......... Student Prince She Stoops to Conqu The The Underworld .. Chatterbox . . . EI' Straight from Paris The Wreck of the Hesperus In the Valley of Giants .... The Shepherd of the Hills . The Last Command Rookies ...... . . . . Freckles ........ My Best Girl .... Fortyfeight . . . .Shop Gang . . . .Bill Vincent ............Fay . . . . .Muir's Ford . . . . .Bud Snell . . . . . .Bill Brister . . . . . . . .Tim Delaney . . . .Catherine Manns .......Leonidas .... . .june 22nd . . . . .The Library 11th . . . .Clara Wentz . . . . .Dot Bradley . . . . .Bernese Lee . . . . . .French 12 .......3.15, sometimes . . . .Dan Marple Mr. Hunsicker fCarj ? . . .Ambler High School ..........Senior Class .........Joe Bender ...............KatZ ..........Ben Meyers ....Elizabeth Robinson .........Room One .Ashley Collis .........M1ss Koch ..........Snell's Ford . . . . .Duncan and Baker ...............Lear ..........Ol1fS1dC . . . .The Sophomores ........John Romano . . . . .We couldn't agree