Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL)

 - Class of 1940

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, Jokes Ritchey: "Is a chicken big enough to eat when it's two weeks old?" Betty Ash: "Certainly not." Ritchey: "Then how does it live?" -.MOM Miss Perrin: "Name a great timefsaverf' Bill G.: "Love at first sight. " .MOM Mr. Myers: "How's the boy who swallowed the two dimes?" Fischer: "No change yet." --O,.. Hugh Lowery: "just as I said, a horse and a jackass never agree! Jake S.: "Don't call me a horse." MO,- Jack R.: "Dad, what do you call a man that drives a car Dad: "It depends on just how close he comes to me." T, -.O-A Betty: "Does your face burn?" joe C.: "No, Why?" Betty: "It doesn't look so hot!" Bud Dawson: "Ch, I see you got your hair cut!" Carl Carter: "Nope, I washed it last night and it shrunk." --OM- Alberta: "Say, what kind of a dog is that?" Harry: "A police dog." Alberta: "But it doesn't look like a police dog to me. Harry: "Shfhfhfh! It's in the Secret Service." ,,..O,1 Mr. Hogan: "Bill, what are you looking for?" Bill: "Nothing," Mr. Hogan: "You'll End it in the box where the candy was." ..,..O,.... Mr. Hanna: "Did you hear about the fellow who stayed up all night figuring out where the sun went when it went down?" Miss Gates: "No, what happened?" Mr. Hanna: "It finally dawned on him!" .--.OM-. Kathline: "Bill, what do they do with doughnut holes?" Bill: "They use them to stuff macaroni." Compliments of STREEPER FUNERAL HCDMES Alton Wood River

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or 4GG00d" ood, let the TRI-CITY GROCERY PA Y Serve You Sanford: "Did you ever ride a horse?" Olson: "Why, certainly." Sanford: "Did you ever ride a mule?" Olson: "Of course not!" Jokes Bill Gaines: "It simply doesn't seem right. The coat and pants do all the work, and the vest gets all the gravy." .vom- A man was operated on for concussion of the Sanford: "You oughta get on to yourself some' time!" ,,O.i brain. After removing the brain the doctors took it into the next room for a consultation. Mean' while, the man became impatient and left. Mrs. Smithers: "No, you can't take my daughter riding." Art: "Why not?" Mrs. Smithers: "I don't allow my daughter to go out with fraternity men." Art: over at Kelly's pool hall." "But I ain't no fraternity man: I work Three years later they found him-teaching at A. H. S. -40-A Algie saw the bear. The bear was bulgy. The bulge was Algie. ,-O,.w Mrs. Smithers: "I beg pardon sir, my daughter will be ready in a moment." Loi. The rain came. The wind blew. The boys smoked. The bull flew. -Collegian- McCaskill called a hammer a hammer 'til he hit his Hnger with it. 1,01- Mary had a little lamb, Some salad and dessert. And then she gave the That dirty little flirt. wrong address, ..,.O...l Peters: "Watchagotnapachidge?" Olson: "Sabook." Peters: "Wassanaimuwitt?" Olson: "Sodickshunery fullinaims. Gonna gettapoodledog annagottagettanaimferimf' 97

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