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LOUIS j HARTMANN
100 Qeafzfi of eonionuaou Smwce
to the Men and Boys of A1ton
HART SCHAFFNER 8: MARX CLOTHES STETSON HATS
MANHATTAN SHIRTS FLORSHEIM SHOES
OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY
ALWAYS GOOD FOOD
419 EAST BROADWAY PHONE
Ca e The future of Amerlca depends upon
the character of ILS cltlzen
That a clean mxnd 1n a clean
body 1S the best eqmpment
upon Wh1Ch clean c1t1zens1'up
Alton Bakmg and ALTON CHAPTER
Caterlng Company R 31 lb 11
PHONE 123 FRONT 8: GEORGE An msflluiron rn the servzcc 0 youlh
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Orxrlle B1lls body has been recoxered
Myrn1 I d1dn t knovu he h1d drowned
Orxllle He d1dnt he bought a nevt su1t
Patty Wdtk1DS What 15 a C1x11 War xeteran called when he r1des on a street car7
Helen Senz Ill b1te whats he calledh'
P 1tty A passenger
Mr Ra1n to B111 Son can t you cut down on your school expenses?
B111 Well I could do wrthout books
H1rxey Moore Why do you call your g1rl Checkers?
Robert Boyd Oh exery t1me you make 1 moxe she jumps
Old Lady L1ttle boy why aren t you 1n school mstead of golng to the ITIOXIC7
Bentley Shucks Lady I got the measles'
5t1t1on attendant Check your o1l s1r7
Ned Harrlson No thanks Im takxng 1t w1th me
Betty Schwartzbeck on a ra1ny day Its the l1kes of you that make the h1ghways dangerous
Fancy' dull1ng the po1nt of my umbrellr w1th your glass eye
anet Gee ohn that steak 1n the w1ndow makes my mouth water
ohn Well heres a blotter
Jem Floss Why the toothbrush ID your coat lapel?
Bob Berb Its my clrss p1n I go to Colgate
Mr Wood All those who would l1ke to go to Heaven please f3lSC thelr hands fall except onej
Mr Wood john wouldn t you l1ke to go to Heaven
john Dryden Naw not lf th lt bunch IS go1n
All men are not homeless but some are home less than others
A good lookmg man IS called 1 catch A swell catch IS a blg fish A b1g fish IS a whopper A
whopper IS one b1g l1e Therefore a good look1ng man IS one b1g l1e
E1leen Curry I know a glfl who plays p1ano by ear
Harry Lueddeke Thats nothxn I know an old man who fiddles w1th h1s wh1skers
joe Shaw I hear you knocked 111 your teeth out
G1lbert Cl1rk Thats r1ght
Shaw How d1d you do 1t7
Clark Somebody rolled a n1ckel under the table
On a street car a man gave h1s seat to a lady She famted On recovermg she thanked h1m Then
F11t I don t want to buy your crackers they tell me the m1ce are always runnmg over them
Buck That 1sn t so' Why the cat sleeps 1n the barrel every n1ght
M1ry Gethmg My old mud aunt IS rlways crylng for the moon
Lourse Netzhammer Naturally there s a man 1n lt
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D11 ie won t tell Tell w is Willum s list mme A mme ls what you call your wor t enemy
Enemy is the other side The other ide 1 the oppo ing term Te im IS water xapor and cut out the baby
trlk or you ll be pu hing up dusics
Mmm Bott And ino her thing we hue a bull on thi firm that gets mad .1 heck when he sees
Ruby Roberts Gee' I thought it was red that made bulls angry
Mirxin H1 ha' This bulls isissy
Roy Fenwick Will you hue dinner with me tonight
Mirthr Oxerith Certainly
Fenwick Then tell your mother Ill be oxer eirlv
Hirold Pitterson fit Melling sj 'Swell hamburgers arent they7
Vlfgll Lrux Yeih good buns too mce md fresh
Pitterson Ye uh but when the roll is culled up yonder what ll we slip the hlmburgers between7
Betty Lessner When we were in Egypt we visited the pyramids Some of the stones were literally
cox ered with hieroglyphics
Yxonne umtil I do hope none of them got on you They tell me some of those foreign insects
are simply terrible
Mr Freemm Cto Science Clubj Hold on boys oil md water don t mix
Ned Harrison Ho ho' Whod wint to drink such a mess anyw1v7
is he threw the bulging briefcase into the corner on the floor He gl inced behind out of the re ir window
md then huddled in one corner riveting his weisel eyes on the di il 30 40 50 He gl inced outside
it the rushing blur thit wis the ro rdside once more looked forwird and spoke to the driver who nodded
and put more pressure on the icceleritor 80 90 the driver brrely slowed for a curve he could see
the 100 mirk begin to show He tore his eyes away A whole dollar for a taxi ride'
Mrs Criiv ClXll'1l CALVIN'
f' rlxm Whit M17
Mrs Cr ug Are you spitting in the Hsh bowl?
Cum No M1 but Im comm pretty close
john Paul You want to keep your eves open around here today
Mary Dehner What for?
john Because people will think you re stupid if you go around wlth them shut
Dick Yeakey Here comes Jane She s a terrible flatterer
lim Voege Oh did she say you were handsome?
Yeakey No she said you were
Ray Block Yes sir my Uncle Len goes to great lengths to please his restaurant patrons
Marth idell In what way?
Block With sp ighetti
Mr Ash This steak tastes funny
Ikey I burned it Dad so I put some xaseline on it
Give in ithlete rn inch md he will take 1 foot but let him tike it Who wants athlete s foot?
Betty Hisler to Dorothy Klinke You ll hnd thit lowe is not only blind but that it also often turns
1 deif ear to you
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