Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL)

 - Class of 1939

Page 126 of 136

 

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1939 Edition, Page 126 of 136
Page 126 of 136



Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1939 Edition, Page 125
Previous Page

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1939 Edition, Page 127
Next Page

Search for Classmates, Friends, and Family in one
of the Largest Collections of Online Yearbooks!



Your membership with E-Yearbook.com provides these benefits:
  • Instant Access to Millions of Yearbook Pictures
  • High-Resolution, Full Color Images Available Online
  • Search, Browse, Read, and Print Yearbook Pages
  • View College, High School, and Military Yearbooks
  • Browse our digital annual library spanning centuries
  • Support the Schools in our Program by Subscribing

Page 126 text:

LOUIS j HARTMANN 100 Qeafzfi of eonionuaou Smwce to the Men and Boys of A1ton HART SCHAFFNER 8: MARX CLOTHES STETSON HATS MANHATTAN SHIRTS FLORSHEIM SHOES GENE RANDALL RESTAURANT OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY ALWAYS GOOD FOOD 419 EAST BROADWAY PHONE ABC ... Ca e The future of Amerlca depends upon the character of ILS cltlzen Ice Cveam DeMOLAY BELIEVES That a clean mxnd 1n a clean body 1S the best eqmpment upon Wh1Ch clean c1t1zens1'up depends Alton Bakmg and ALTON CHAPTER Caterlng Company R 31 lb 11 PHONE 123 FRONT 8: GEORGE An msflluiron rn the servzcc 0 youlh 1 917 Bread R Q .. N ' URIDIZ fe " I 0. UISAY . . . . . J,

Page 125 text:

JOKES Orxrlle B1lls body has been recoxered Myrn1 I d1dn t knovu he h1d drowned Orxllle He d1dnt he bought a nevt su1t -o Patty Wdtk1DS What 15 a C1x11 War xeteran called when he r1des on a street car7 Helen Senz Ill b1te whats he calledh' P 1tty A passenger w Mr Ra1n to B111 Son can t you cut down on your school expenses? B111 Well I could do wrthout books H1rxey Moore Why do you call your g1rl Checkers? Robert Boyd Oh exery t1me you make 1 moxe she jumps 11 Old Lady L1ttle boy why aren t you 1n school mstead of golng to the ITIOXIC7 Bentley Shucks Lady I got the measles' 5t1t1on attendant Check your o1l s1r7 Ned Harrlson No thanks Im takxng 1t w1th me -0 Betty Schwartzbeck on a ra1ny day Its the l1kes of you that make the h1ghways dangerous Fancy' dull1ng the po1nt of my umbrellr w1th your glass eye io anet Gee ohn that steak 1n the w1ndow makes my mouth water ohn Well heres a blotter Jem Floss Why the toothbrush ID your coat lapel? Bob Berb Its my clrss p1n I go to Colgate Mr Wood All those who would l1ke to go to Heaven please f3lSC thelr hands fall except onej Mr Wood john wouldn t you l1ke to go to Heaven john Dryden Naw not lf th lt bunch IS go1n All men are not homeless but some are home less than others A good lookmg man IS called 1 catch A swell catch IS a blg fish A b1g fish IS a whopper A whopper IS one b1g l1e Therefore a good look1ng man IS one b1g l1e E1leen Curry I know a glfl who plays p1ano by ear Harry Lueddeke Thats nothxn I know an old man who fiddles w1th h1s wh1skers joe Shaw I hear you knocked 111 your teeth out G1lbert Cl1rk Thats r1ght Shaw How d1d you do 1t7 Clark Somebody rolled a n1ckel under the table On a street car a man gave h1s seat to a lady She famted On recovermg she thanked h1m Then he famted -o F11t I don t want to buy your crackers they tell me the m1ce are always runnmg over them Buck That 1sn t so' Why the cat sleeps 1n the barrel every n1ght in M1ry Gethmg My old mud aunt IS rlways crylng for the moon Lourse Netzhammer Naturally there s a man 1n lt 1 , . , 1 . 1 . , . . . , . , , . . , , , . , . . , , . . , . . , . . . . . , , , , . , . . . . , , , . . , . . , , . . . . , . . , , . - . 1 . . . . bl . , J , . . , . .. . . .. 1 L I . . . , . , .. . . 7.. . . , 1 . . , . . 1 , . ' 2 . . . , . , . , .. . . .. sn 1' ' 1 . . . . . x . ,. 55 ' . I1 . . , . , . . , . 2 : 1 . . . , .



Page 127 text:

JOKES D11 ie won t tell Tell w is Willum s list mme A mme ls what you call your wor t enemy Enemy is the other side The other ide 1 the oppo ing term Te im IS water xapor and cut out the baby trlk or you ll be pu hing up dusics Mmm Bott And ino her thing we hue a bull on thi firm that gets mad .1 heck when he sees pin Ruby Roberts Gee' I thought it was red that made bulls angry Mirxin H1 ha' This bulls isissy in Roy Fenwick Will you hue dinner with me tonight Mirthr Oxerith Certainly Fenwick Then tell your mother Ill be oxer eirlv to Hirold Pitterson fit Melling sj 'Swell hamburgers arent they7 Vlfgll Lrux Yeih good buns too mce md fresh Pitterson Ye uh but when the roll is culled up yonder what ll we slip the hlmburgers between7 7 Betty Lessner When we were in Egypt we visited the pyramids Some of the stones were literally cox ered with hieroglyphics Yxonne umtil I do hope none of them got on you They tell me some of those foreign insects are simply terrible in Mr Freemm Cto Science Clubj Hold on boys oil md water don t mix Ned Harrison Ho ho' Whod wint to drink such a mess anyw1v7 is he threw the bulging briefcase into the corner on the floor He gl inced behind out of the re ir window md then huddled in one corner riveting his weisel eyes on the di il 30 40 50 He gl inced outside it the rushing blur thit wis the ro rdside once more looked forwird and spoke to the driver who nodded and put more pressure on the icceleritor 80 90 the driver brrely slowed for a curve he could see the 100 mirk begin to show He tore his eyes away A whole dollar for a taxi ride' Mrs Criiv ClXll'1l CALVIN' f' rlxm Whit M17 Mrs Cr ug Are you spitting in the Hsh bowl? Cum No M1 but Im comm pretty close Ao john Paul You want to keep your eves open around here today Mary Dehner What for? john Because people will think you re stupid if you go around wlth them shut -0 Dick Yeakey Here comes Jane She s a terrible flatterer lim Voege Oh did she say you were handsome? Yeakey No she said you were Wo Ray Block Yes sir my Uncle Len goes to great lengths to please his restaurant patrons Marth idell In what way? Block With sp ighetti 40 Mr Ash This steak tastes funny Ikey I burned it Dad so I put some xaseline on it 40 Give in ithlete rn inch md he will take 1 foot but let him tike it Who wants athlete s foot? Betty Hisler to Dorothy Klinke You ll hnd thit lowe is not only blind but that it also often turns 1 deif ear to you 13 ss S ' A , 'Q ' 'Q 1 Q Q . Q ' ', ' ' 1 5 , ' Q . s' 's S' Q . Q ' ' , ' Q ' ' 1 1 s 1 QQ' . , 1,0 . Q " 1 " Q t ' , ' Q ' ' 's Q ' 's ' k. 1 N . I 2 ' ' ' .N Q " 2 Q, Q . A l Q ' I .. . V L 2 Q Q ' ' : "1 ' , ' Q A ' Q 1 'A Q , , 2 I Q .' Q 1 " Q , ' Q Q ' Q Q Y' o 4 is V I V 4 ' I I 1 7 1 . , Q. Y Q Q 2 t .. l . . . Q f ' 1 N , Q ' Q Q ' ' Q " : 'I , . Q ' Q ' Q, . ,,,O,,-.. Quickly he ran to the curb and clambered into the waiting car. He gasped directions at the driver l . . . , l t .1 I 2 A ' a Q 2 . Q m We A Q ' Q , Q Q Q , Q , Q , 1 Q Q . - , Q ' f Q k' . r ' Q . ' ' ' ' ' , - fo, ,s,, , . Q hz Ql ' , . ,Q Y' 1 " Q , Q. Ql 'A r " , Q , ' ' ' . tb " ' . L : ' , A . 1 H S . I 2 1 ,, I V 2 " i Q : ,, , , , V , . Q Q Q Q Q Q , . . Q 1 , R , . I .. Q . 2 V . . y I . C L Q Q . 2

Suggestions in the Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) collection:

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1929 Edition, Page 1

1929

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1937 Edition, Page 1

1937

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1938 Edition, Page 1

1938

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1940 Edition, Page 1

1940

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1945 Edition, Page 1

1945

Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL) online yearbook collection, 1946 Edition, Page 1

1946

1985 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1970 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1972 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1965 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1983 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1983 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals
FIND FRIENDS AND CLASMATES GENEALOGY ARCHIVE REUNION PLANNING
Are you trying to find old school friends, old classmates, fellow servicemen or shipmates? Do you want to see past girlfriends or boyfriends? Relive homecoming, prom, graduation, and other moments on campus captured in yearbook pictures. Revisit your fraternity or sorority and see familiar places. See members of old school clubs and relive old times. Start your search today! Looking for old family members and relatives? Do you want to find pictures of parents or grandparents when they were in school? Want to find out what hairstyle was popular in the 1920s? E-Yearbook.com has a wealth of genealogy information spanning over a century for many schools with full text search. Use our online Genealogy Resource to uncover history quickly! Are you planning a reunion and need assistance? E-Yearbook.com can help you with scanning and providing access to yearbook images for promotional materials and activities. We can provide you with an electronic version of your yearbook that can assist you with reunion planning. E-Yearbook.com will also publish the yearbook images online for people to share and enjoy.