Alton High School - Tatler Yearbook (Alton, IL)

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JOHN WOHNLICH— Class Play. BEN POAG— Science Club FORREST OLIVER— Science Club Track, ’21 Rooters’ Club REYNOLD QUEEN— Science Club Class Track Class Basket Ball Tatler Board, ’21 TRACY COULTAS— Track, ’20, ’21 Basket Ball, ’20, ’21 Rooters’ Club DORA DILLON— Valedictorian BERYL KNAPP— Class Play HARRY BURTON— Science Club, ’20, ’21 Junior Play, '21 Rooters’ Club 19

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ALBERT DUNCAN Oh! Oh! Captain! Junior Play ’21 Football ’20, ’21 Basket Ball ’20, ’21 Student Council Minstrel Revue Class President, ’21 GERALD BYRON Science Club, ’20 Hy-Y Club, ’20 Wireless Club, ’20 Vice President Class, ’21 HELEN GETSINGER Secretary of Class, ’21 IS

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Student—“How can that Math. Prof, give me a flunk notice? How does he know I don’t know the course—I haven’t handed in any work.” Customer—“I’d like to see something cheap in a spring hat.” Clerk—“Try this one on. The mirror is at your left.” Some people see two sides to every argument their side and the wrong side. Mr. Stallings—“Jack, do you have that theory in your head?” Jack—“Yes.” Mr. S.—“Then you have the chapter in a nut shell.” “It’s the little things that tell,” remarked Miss Burnap, as she pulled her young niece out from under the sofa when he was calling last Sunday evening. Student—“Did Moses have dyspepsia?” “I don’t know. Why did you ask?” “Well, the Bible says the Lord gave him two tablets.” Batchelor—People used to call a man’s wife his better half.” Benedict—“Well, what of it?” Batchelor—“Why, the way she dresses now days she should be called an improper fraction.” 20