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VOLUME 0. JUNE,
1912 NUMBER 1.
The fundamental purpose for the
publication of this magazine was to
knock, because every knock is a
boost, and we desire to boost. If
you are a knocker, read this because
we want your boost. If you aren't
a knocker, read it anyway and see
what you have escaped. If you
haven't been slammed hard enough,
we are sorry. If you haven't been
slammed at all, get busy and get
some notoriety and by next year
you will attract the attention of the
TATLER BOARD sufficiently to get a
slam. Clt pays to advertisel. If you
have been slammed too hard, rejoice
that your faults were so glaring as
to attract the attention of the TAT-
LER BOARD. If you don't like our
slams, why read them? N 0 one asked
you to. Look at the pictures and if
you don't quit slamming our slams,
you ought to be slammed. If you
could have done better, we are sorry
that you weren't in our place. We
haven't tried to please. We have
tried to displease. If your feelings
are injured and you are a lady, don't
speak to the magazine editor,
he'll be sorry. If you are a man and
can spell able, beat him up. His
name is Sylvester De Lacy, and his
office is in the Knocker's Exchange,
sixteen stories below ground. If you
are pleased with our slams, report it
to the complaint department. It will
be remedied immediately. And last
but not least, if you don't like the
ads, we do and we have the say
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We favof Reciprocity.
Buy from those who advertise with us.
One good turn deserves another,
therefore turn the next page.
O. S. STOWELL, President, E. P. WADE, Vice-President.
FRANK A. BIERBAUM, Cashier.
W. P. DIDLAKE, Asst. Cashier,
Ninn Smringa Eank.
Capital - S 100,000
Surplus - S100,000
Corner Third and Belle Streets,
One Dollar will start an Account with This Bank.
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