Altamont Community High School - Altois Yearbook (Altamont, IL)

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HUMOR, If you ean't laugh at the jokes of the age, Just laugh at the age of the jokes. Miss Ilaefele: Leave the room! Sklz Slone: 1 have no desire to take it with me. Miss llierson: I will answer no questions during this exam. Melvin. Slone: t'Shake. Neither will Il Helen Roekwell: For two cents, l'd kiss you. VVarren. Dunn: Well, here's fifty eentsg let 's get going. Mrs. E. L. Haag: Does the moon affeet the tide? E. L. Haag: UNO, dear, the untiedf' Doris Frazer: VVhat makes vou so male toda Helen? K . . y 1 vi Helen Rockwell: Why, the waves in n1y hair made me sea siek. Miss Pierson: t'At the University last year, we spent six weeks on the eomma. Sy Patterson: 'Ll'l'hen we're not the only elass that 's dumb. Miss Pierson: Tell me one or two things about John Milton. Junior Rehwald: VVell he got married and he wrote 'Paradise Lost.' 1 Then lns wife died and he wrote, 'Paradise R8g8llltxll'.q' Oll R. li. Casey: Why, Mrs. Casey, this meat has the queerest tas'te. Mrs. Casey: VVelI, it shouldn't. l burned it a little, but l put vaseline it right away. - Little Boy: Mamma, what makes daddy 's head so bald? Mother: I4eeause he thinks so much, dear. Little Boy: l l'hen why do you have so much hair, mamma? Mother: Get on with your breakfast. Miss Pierson: 'tHow many of Shakespeare 's plays have you read? t'y Patterson: Eleven Miss Pierson.: Name them. i'y: l'en Nights in a Bar-Room' and g'l'he Merehant of Yeniee'. Harold Bauer: t'Go.sl1, l had a narrow eseape last night. John Pearce: How's that? Harold: Well, l woke up in the night. and saw something white movlng in the room, so l grabbed my gun and sho-t it. After I turned on my light l saw it was my t0e.', put Alvin Ferehow: What's the best way to teach a girl to swim? Linder llevorez 'tWell, you want to take her gently down to the water, your arm around her waist and- Alvin Ferehow: Aw, eut it out! It's my sister. Linder Devore: t'Oh! Just push her off the doekf 3

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