Alma College - Almafilian Yearbook (St Thomas, Ontario Canada)

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oLower i V lac BACK ROW: M. Paabo, M. Paton, C. Grightmire, J. McKenzie. CENTRE: H. Rowsom, S. Gardiner, L. Macdonald, P. Tal- entino, B. Weeks, G. Stec, P. Micks, J. Wolfe, P. Metherell, J. Barlow, A. Tayler. FRONT ROW: J. Kennedy, D. Krueger, J. Blachford, M. Morrison, H. Utting, R. Ramsay, B. Methven, L. Spettigue, V. Pollock. LOWER McLACHLIIM COURT Presiding Judge: Stecler Glory Prosecuting Attorney: Jo-Anne McKenzie Attorney for the Defence: Rosalie Ramsay The following accused of: JANET BARLOW and JENNIFER BLACHFORD HELEN ROWSOM BARB BJARNASON PENNY MICKS and CAROL GRIGHTMIRE ANNE TAYLER BARB METHVEN SUE GARDINER MARG PATON JOYCE KENNEDY LORNA MacDONALD JANE WOLFE MONICA PAABO BONNA WEEKS and LYNNE SPETTIGUE MERRI MORRISON HEATHER UTTING PATTALENTINO Mat slaughter white deoderizing, dusting and disinfect- ing their room. Assuming a maternal attitude towards the children of Lower Mac. Wilfull desertion of the ranks. Wanton use of vaseline and other lubricants. Dawdling in the first degree. Reading peanuts in an illegal time zone. Consuming a black brew of undetermined content and undiscernable strength. Over-exposure of under-nourished limbs. Unlawful concealment of a ouijiboard during Miss Anderson ' s OUIJIBOARD BLITZ. Disengaging the plaster from the ceiling of the library through undue activity on the floor above. Failing to keep her halo polished. Over-taxing the elasticity of a certain white stretch skirt. Expending valuable time in the quest for truth . Man-hunting out of season but sentence suspended because of previous engagement. Mimicking Judge Stecler Publicly wearing that Little White Robe . 55

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oDob don BACK ROW: P. Hughson, S. McCaig, L. Kelly. FRONT ROW: J. Bell, M. Martin, N. Sanders, K. Sanders, P. Wilson. AB- SENT: M, McCormack, J. Dingman, DOBSON ' S AMBITIONS JANE BELL MARILYN MARTIN PAT HUGHSON PAT WILSON MARILYN McCORMACK LYNN KELLY NANCY SANDERS JOANNE DINGMAN SANDI McCAIG KAREN SANDERS to exterminate Anne of Green Gables Defend the faith to be mother of quintuplets as soon as possible. to become the first woman Anglican priest poet laurette 1969 to buy out Hostess Potato Chip Company to organize all future Alma Geography expeditions the universal winner of the efficiency, neatness, and industry award. to become Alma ' s first Rhodes scholar to see the Liberals get a majority government in the future election. 54

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Uipper V Viae w BACK ROW: M. Orellana, F. Wright, M. Leard, C. Howard, C-A. Simmons, S. Gibson, P. Northrup, K. Myles, M. Wallace, N. Hindmarsh, J. Grimm. FRONT ROW: C. Davidson, D. Gardiner, M. Beacock, L. Jones, B. Corkill, C. Snyder, M. Thorson. CAROL DAVIDSON DEBBIE GARDINER JANET GRIMM MARY WALLACE SUE GIBSON CHERYL-ANN SIMMONS MARY BETH BEACOCK LAUREN JONES CAROL HOWARD BARB CORKILL MARILYN THORSON CATHY SNYDER MARY LEARD FRAN WRIGHT SAM LEMAN PATTI NORTHRUP KAREN MYLES MARIA ELENAORELLANA NANCY HINDMARSH The bigger, the better, the happier, the nicer. In two years I ' ll be free and off to Europe. Oh boy! Another dear Dick, Bob and Jan. Eagle . Tiddly Turn It ' s off to Chamberlain hum! Who me? I haven ' t got an accent. I got two letters from Chapleau today! Let ' s start a riot, baby! What did I say in my sleep last night? Let ' s go get weighed. Yummy, yummy I ' ve got love in my tummy. Ban won ' t wear off as the day wears on. I was Miss Bone once. Remember? Well, in Jamaica My friends are all illiterate; they never write me. No mail. Samu-e-lllllll ! What would I do without my Rightguard? I ' m seventeen and still not married! and I was so embarrassed, you wouldn ' t believe it! 56