Alma College - Almafilian Yearbook (St Thomas, Ontario Canada)

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oDob don BACK ROW: P. Hughson, S. McCaig, L. Kelly. FRONT ROW: J. Bell, M. Martin, N. Sanders, K. Sanders, P. Wilson. AB- SENT: M, McCormack, J. Dingman, DOBSON ' S AMBITIONS JANE BELL MARILYN MARTIN PAT HUGHSON PAT WILSON MARILYN McCORMACK LYNN KELLY NANCY SANDERS JOANNE DINGMAN SANDI McCAIG KAREN SANDERS to exterminate Anne of Green Gables Defend the faith to be mother of quintuplets as soon as possible. to become the first woman Anglican priest poet laurette 1969 to buy out Hostess Potato Chip Company to organize all future Alma Geography expeditions the universal winner of the efficiency, neatness, and industry award. to become Alma ' s first Rhodes scholar to see the Liberals get a majority government in the future election. 54

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c. armcin BACK ROW: S. LeBoutillier, A. Cousins, S. Mitchell, S. Matthews, R. Burns, B. Nesbitt, G. Baraniuk. FRONT ROW: D. Lang, M. Banda, H. Cleland, J. Jordan, K, Secord, P. Haveling, K. Thompson. DO YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT MARIANNE BANDA GAYLE BARANIUK ROSILIND BURNS HEATHER CLELAND ANNE COUSINS PENNY HAVELING JENNIFER JORDAN DEBBY LANG SHIRLEY LeBOUTILLIER SUSAN MITCHELL BRENDA NESBITT SUSAN MATTHEWS KATHY SECORD KAREN THOMPSON Is Carman ' s star volleyball player? Has long hair? believes in Tahitian gods? Is our very own May Queen? believes that blondes have more fun? knows what she is going to do next year? is the swingingest prefect in the school? forgot her make-up? actually stopped laughing? didn ' t get a letter today? really skinned her chin in the pool? has an English accent? caught the bride ' s bouquet? gained weight? 53

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oLower i V lac BACK ROW: M. Paabo, M. Paton, C. Grightmire, J. McKenzie. CENTRE: H. Rowsom, S. Gardiner, L. Macdonald, P. Tal- entino, B. Weeks, G. Stec, P. Micks, J. Wolfe, P. Metherell, J. Barlow, A. Tayler. FRONT ROW: J. Kennedy, D. Krueger, J. Blachford, M. Morrison, H. Utting, R. Ramsay, B. Methven, L. Spettigue, V. Pollock. LOWER McLACHLIIM COURT Presiding Judge: Stecler Glory Prosecuting Attorney: Jo-Anne McKenzie Attorney for the Defence: Rosalie Ramsay The following accused of: JANET BARLOW and JENNIFER BLACHFORD HELEN ROWSOM BARB BJARNASON PENNY MICKS and CAROL GRIGHTMIRE ANNE TAYLER BARB METHVEN SUE GARDINER MARG PATON JOYCE KENNEDY LORNA MacDONALD JANE WOLFE MONICA PAABO BONNA WEEKS and LYNNE SPETTIGUE MERRI MORRISON HEATHER UTTING PATTALENTINO Mat slaughter white deoderizing, dusting and disinfect- ing their room. Assuming a maternal attitude towards the children of Lower Mac. Wilfull desertion of the ranks. Wanton use of vaseline and other lubricants. Dawdling in the first degree. Reading peanuts in an illegal time zone. Consuming a black brew of undetermined content and undiscernable strength. Over-exposure of under-nourished limbs. Unlawful concealment of a ouijiboard during Miss Anderson ' s OUIJIBOARD BLITZ. Disengaging the plaster from the ceiling of the library through undue activity on the floor above. Failing to keep her halo polished. Over-taxing the elasticity of a certain white stretch skirt. Expending valuable time in the quest for truth . Man-hunting out of season but sentence suspended because of previous engagement. Mimicking Judge Stecler Publicly wearing that Little White Robe . 55