Alma College - Almafilian Yearbook (St Thomas, Ontario Canada)

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LYNDA KNIGHT is very flighty. As she poses for playboy in her nighty. JUDY JAMES has given us the sign. It ' ll be fame for her to join a chorus line. MARY BETH is kind of Hep, To be the nurse with all the PEP. ROSALIE RAMSAY, who ' s exceptionally good at hurdles, Is bound for Zellers to sell Playtex girdles. SUE MITCHELL will be the author of a famous book. That teaches both sexes how to cook. Gardener MARY LYNNE will work by the hour. In hopes of accomplishing that flower-power. Our politically-minded HELEN BLAIR, Will be top contender for St. Thomas mayor. CAROL HOWARD, Barb ' s wealthy roommate. Will inherit the garbage dump beside her estate. The two scheming Kellys, SHIRLEY and LYNN Will end up together in a lunatic bin. KAREN MYLES will soon come of age. And finally she ' ll enter the drinking stage. Everyone knows MAR I LOU, She will be out for sports. And you ' ll always see COVEY, In her little short-shorts. A farmer ' s fate is predicted for HEATHER UTTING, She ' ll sit all day and watch the roosters strutting. MAUREEN MASECAR can sure belt out the blues. Off to Hollywood to sing with Julie Andrews. Laughing SUE GIBSON will someday be married. But across the threshold she ' ll never be.carried. The future for our day girls, HUGHSON and SANDERS, Will be picking poppies in the field of Flanders. ree f lantina The 1968 graduates have an unlimited future ahead of them. Each girl will leave Alma a different person from when she arrived. Our friends and memories, our tears and joys will never leave. They are planted firm in the halls of Alma College just as the roots of this tree are embedded in this soil. Throughout.our lives we will meet many difficul- ties. But we must be like this tree Each year it will grow more and more. As we leave Alma we will grow also in wisdom and in years. To each one of her graduates Alma College has given an opportunity. We, the graduates, must use this golden opportunity just as this tree will take in the nutrients that it needs from the soil. As a graduate of Alma College you must stand erect also and carry your golden opportunity and knowledge into the years that are yet before you. Dawn Cochrane President of the Graduating Class 22

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Ljrad [- topneci SUSAN HARTWICK looked into our mirror And asked us about her future career, Burlesque will be it, we said with a grin So prepare to lead a life of sin. We all know PAM TARADAY is certainly no guy So she ' ll beconne the first female rabbi. FRAN BAIRD is headed overseas. And some young Frenchman we know she ' ll please. JENNY WONG is our future model For she has acquired that impressive waddle, And there ' s nowhere else she ' d rather be. Than sitting on her employer ' s knee. PAT NORTHRUP is the girl with the voice, A future singer is to be her choice. Here comes MARTHA with the dress below her knees. No sweat, guys, it ' ll blow up in the breeze! Skating is MARY PATTINSON ' S fate. She ' ll go through life doing figure eights KAREN ROUTLEY is quite a gal. She ' ll find quite a pal. SANDI McCAIG was our best track runner And will become Alma ' s professional plummer. There ' s JANE ANN the only charmer. Who ' ll end up marrying that lovable farmer. Jolly JANE BINKLEY has been here many days. We ' ll see her scooter-racing at St. Thomas dragways. The newest nurse is FRED, No doubt, there ' ll be less MEN dead. ANABELLA is our Spanish enhancer. We predict a famous dancer. Well, LINDA MUCKLE, the Austin Hall chuckle. Will make it through life. Without struggle or strife. JOANNE DES JARDINE is headed for the air In hopes of getting Roger Ramjet ' s special stare. Believe it or not our Bermudian PAM Is headed for wild beach parties on the Elbow sands. BARB GORKI LL with all her knowledge. Will leave and proceed to Meisterschaft College. Housemother and fellow student DIANE will be seen, As the sexy debutante in every boy ' s dream. SUE LANGSTAFF will be manufacturing orange ballet shoes. And be fined for not paying her union dues. HEATHER CLELAND, our appealing May Queen, Will teach engineering and seldom be seen. JANICE GAUTHIER, the girl from Elliot Lake, Is off to the moon to make spongy cheese cake. VALERIE FLEMING with all her hair tonics. Is the next great composer of popular love comics. JENNIFER JACKSON is keener than keen To carry her flashlight as Alma ' s new dean. SARA BARNES ' future decision will send you for a loop, She ' s going to the Virgin Is. to join an army troop. What will happen to LINDA BAIRD? We don ' t know, but we ' re getting scared. There ' s that wonderful MARIA CAETANO, Who ' ll be the next Beethoven on a player piano. JOYCE KENNEDY will be the marrying kind She ' s got that special conniving mind. ANNE BELL ' S the kid who eats petroleum jelly. Please, no future complaints of an aching belly. Laura Secord ' s daughter KATHY, Will carry on the business and sell the taffy. ANITA ARCHER will get a syndicate job. Working as head of the underworld mob. ROSILIND BURNS has picked the time. In the near future wedding bells will chime. Up, Up, and away our beautiful balloon, ana ' s to be the next South American Tycoon. JAN TUFFIN ' s interests have been attracted to art. When seen in the galleries they ' ll give you a start. Here comes the university ' s biggest flirt. Look out guys, SMITH forgot her certs! We think MARG PATON would be on the drum. But instead she ' s going to California to have some fun. DAWN COCHRANE will be followed by that pest of a boy, To Ottawa Teachers ' College, Oh what a joy! The athletic PAT GIBSON will certainly go far. She ' s headed for the Mustangs to be a football star. WENDY LEWIS is inclined to do what the animals do. So she ' s going to the city to work in a zoo. You cal always tell Houly With her hair done in spoolies. Once she ' s out of here, what a surprise! She ' ll let down her hair and tempt all the guys. CHERYL-ANN SIMMONS we know will scream If she doesn ' t appear as the before picture in some magazine. You all know MARNEY? She will put up a fight. When she has to go out. Every weekend night! FRAN WRIGHT will go through life on a shopping spree. Buying boxes of Clairol ' s latest Curl Free. Where ' s Dumbo Ears? Yes JAN SINCLAIR, The one with the passion For our latest fashion. BRENDA NESBITT, who serves us the food. Is headed for Colorado to be a dude.

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Uindetarad 3c araa — ?ona To the tune of SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP We Undergraduates stare and gasp, As we see our graduates pass, Then to see our graduates grasp That diploma! All year long they ' ve eagerly strived. Worrying how on earth they ' d survive. But at the year ' s end they ' re still alive. Congratulations! The gym, the pool, the tennis courts. The spirit t hey displayed there. Their favourite dance rules; their favourite chaperones. The stories they ' ll tell long after! Sadly we wish you a fond farewell. Remember that in our hearts you ' ll dwell. We hope the future finds you well. Alma Graduates, On this most memorable Graduation Day! Written by Martha Gladman Sue Gardiner Kjraduaie ona Our school is true. We ' re proud of you. Alma College is your name. We ' ll fight and win, and enter in To every sporting game. So come on have fun In rain or sun. We ' ll work each happy day. And when all is done and our friends we ' ve won. And we are on our way. We ' ll recall the fun had by everyone And we will proudly say Alma College is the place for us Alma College, hurray! Remember those demerits and jokes we played on you? Cleaning muddy oxfords and chewing gum are through. Those clean and shining faces at each meal every day — We ' re sure gonna miss them when we have gone away. So here ' s thanking you. And we ' ll be true. And we will proudly say Alma College is the place for us. It ' s in our hearts to stay! Fredda Norris 23