Alma College - Almafilian Yearbook (St Thomas, Ontario Canada)

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Senior Club W. Samlalsingh ' ' G. Barber J. Lapan F. Reiner f Swimmins Winners Billie Gtugh, Elinor Casper, Gwyn fhompqoa, Pli:u'eZh Held. -'mimic 'U-Olifilion E-filler M3LoI' C13 D. non-11: .lrx-. fv1C0-FF'3.2, F. Reiner Klan Frca.D, R. Rn'e7zuwH Henneiy ' ' ' YB JLG x dwiminzon wnf Tennis Winners 2rumuL1: Siu? horn Zuviuon ilut ec.J. 1. Eor is ILHJ Pres H' LLn37cur7' T' wllhd - V' Hifi- 5- 53155 va N ,. , U , Q ' UA11 '1 L F J'm H. Uzrwvu Kip! qu- y. ppl Ur. J, Konnegy' 43

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Student Council F' Reiner unreal' M' Routley QSGCJ ' Track and Field Winners G. Barber C2116 PTSS-3 R. Banninga 12nd Sec.J, lll D. Carnrike, V. Wilbur, C. Otton. S C. M. JJ J HJ J Soft-Bell Team --- ' C. Otton, D. Norris, D. Carnrike, J. Smith, A. Corp lPres.J, J. Grieve CSec.-Treas.J, E. Campbell, L. Seigel, J. Kennedy. F. Reiner, E. Cooper, 9 Pres House Cagtains gggkenball Team J. Kennedy, S. Putnam, D. Baillie, E. Ried, L. Johnson, A. Seigel, J. Henderson E. Hogben, D. Leach, B. Gough, E. Jackson, M. Darby M. Routley, E. Cooper, H. Todd, J. Hartley, R. Panabaker, G. Barber D, Carnrike, E, Reid, 41

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Qpeom N 09 56930 A skeleton is a man with his inside out and his outside off. A miracle is something that someone does that cannot be done. In the United States-criminals are put to death by elocution. Acrimony Ksometimes called holyl is another name for marriage. Excommunication means that no one is allowed to speak to someone. Christians are only allowed one wife. This is called monotony. All brutes are imperfect animals. Man alone is a perfect beast. When you breathe you inspire. When you do not breathe you expire. An equinox is a cross between a horse and an ox. A volcano is the creator smoking. A monologue is a conversation between two people such as husband and wife Examination Howlers: A tailor was sending an order by mail for two of those small irons termed ngoosesu. He wrote: nPlease send me two tailor's gooses.n It didn't look right, and so he rewrote it: nPlease send me two tailor's geese.W Reading it over, he decided that it was worse than the first. Finally he wrote: WPlease send me one tailor's goose.N NP.S. Send me another one just like it.H Diet Table ----- by Isabel Alexander I hopped on the scales as gay as could be, I started back, frightened, my poundage to see. Surely, oh, surely this weight can't be mine! Why wasn't I born like the type that just pine, Worry and worry, grow thinner and thinner, And never must go without any dinner? The problem of slimmers did worry me sore. The answer was, simply, NDon't eat any more.n I sit at the table reserved for the maiden Whose figure is rather too heavily laden, And ply myself with a measuring tape, All for the sake of my unruly shape. Poppy: HMy Scotch boyfriend sent me his picture yesterday.n Marg: nHow does it looK?u Poppy: NI can't tell: I haven't had it developed yet.H WWhy does the man in the moon never give his wife any money?N I WBecause he has only four quarters and he needs them all to get full on.W A dramatic critic gives the best jeers of his life to the theater. Billie: HA train just passed here.n Reubena: WHow do you know?N Billie: WI see its tracks.n 45