Alliance High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Alliance, NE)

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McClelland Pharmacy Drugs and Sundries Farmers Union Creamerij Pays the highest market price for —CREAM —POULTRY —and EGGS C. L, Powell MANAGER Quardian State bank The Strongest State Bank in Box Butte County The Smartest Ulillinerq ! The ITlallette Rat Shop The world is (nil of hem. They are continCt44y popping up on all sides. We see them everywhere. There’s the boob who doesn’t know what it’s all about and there’s the one who not only knows, but who insists upon telling you the entire hoop-dedoodle from beginning to end. There’s the boob who believes everything he hears and there’s the boob who doesn’t believe anything. There’s the boob who coughs up twenty eight bones for a pair of tickets to a musical revue and there’s the boob who wouldn’t pay seventy-five cents to see all of Shakespeare. There are fat boobs and thre are thin boobs: there are boobs whose entire families are composed of boobs. There are boobs wrho are born boobs and there are boobs W’ho grow up to be boobs. There are boobs who think that every one else is a boob, and, occasionally, there are boobs who know that they are boobs. “Dad, what’s a polyglot?” “My boy, your father had to leave school and go to work long before he ever got as far as geometry.” Piggly IRiggly Star Grocers Quality Qoods At Right Prices Orders of $5.00 or over delivered free ---------------------+ I E. ESSAY FANCY and STAPLE GROCERIES i For Furniture i ALWAYS GO —TO— I I Glen Miller i The liesI in the Furniture Line The 1 Qolaen Rule Store Everything for MEN WOMEN CHILDREN to wear +

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DRS. VINTON VINTON Chiropractors Rooms 12-14, Rumor Bldg. Phones: Office 148, Res. 221 THE SIGN OF QUALITY— Leavitt TTlcal Co. Laders in Quality Meals ! I 1 Phone 111 Alliance i Steam | Laundry Neil’s Neckties. I wonder if Adam wore a necktie. Perhaps his first garment was a grapevine twisted into a four-in-hand. Afterwards he taught Lain and Abel how to tie them and they taught their sons. The ability to tie a four-in-hand came down from generation unto generation, the father teaching his sons, until the habit was so deeply inculcated that it is now an instinct. A man is born with a knowledge of four-in-hands and bow ties which a woman in all her life can never acquire. When girls are wearing mannish shirts and neck ties, don't you rememlier how shapeless some of the ties looked? Not at all clean-cut and confident like a man’s. You can say all you want to about woman’s inborn intuition, but the fact still remains that she is constitutionally unable to tie a necktie.—Virginia Voorheis. Artist Sehram: McNutty. the art critic, slated my pictures unmercifully. Friend: Oh, don’t take any notice of that fellow. He has no mind of his own; he only repeats like a parrot what everybody else is saying. Visitor: I suppose they ring a curfew in this town? Native: Well—no. They used to, but folks got to complainin’ that it disturbed their sleep. -------------------------- DR. F. J. PETERSEN Osteopath Phones: Res. 158, Office 65 chiropractic—■ the natural wau to health ‘ DR. I). N. AIKEN Chiropractor Palmer Graduate Alliance. Nebraska headquarters FOR GOOD VALVES Fishing Tackle Baseball Goods Special Price on Coif (.tubs Winchester Flashlights I 1 I I I I + A1 Falfa says he’s found out what “etiquette” calls for in every case. If it’s uncomfortable you can be sure it's “etiquette.” First fly on arm of girl, to companion: Have you noticed, my dear, how dusty the roads are today? Rnein Hardware Co.

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Atwater Kent RADIO THE RADIO FOR YOUR HOME Alliance Drug Co. B. M. SCOTTEN Seniors At the close of your High School career we wish you the greatest success in the future. Allow us to thank v»u for your patronage. Ihiele’s Phone 682 EXPERT CLEANING, PRESSING and SHOE REPAIRING Fielding Prompt Service We Call for and Deliver Cleaners C. L. IDilson FURNITURE STORE New and Second Hand FURNITURE Phone 2 6 0