Allentown Preparatory School - Alprescho Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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5 I ,. I I slr! gli I c I fXlJpE5ELfC3L1CD-'5A l ILIM' ' 172. ni livin ii JDKES PARNELL Do vou beliexe in heredltvq HARKINS How manv tlmes haxe I told you to come to class on txmeq FREEDMAN Honest ProfI don t know. I thought you were keeping score. X T ' l SNOW - Of course that's how I got all my money. SALESMAN STETTLER - Is Mother in? LITTLE GIRL - Yea. But so is Papa. One in a .fllillion A dumb little coed named Stella Had never been out with a fella But half an hour later If by luck you could date her There wasn't a thing you Could tell her. SMITTY -W Do you object to petting? SHE - YVhy that's something I never do. SMITTY - What? Pet? SHE Q No foolish. Object. Fax! Tlzfnkfng I STUDENT - QAbsentlyj You're a clear sweet girl Anna. O HAMILTON PREP. GIRL - Anna. My name is Barbara. STUDENT - I say you're a dear sweet girl and I love you with all my heart. is f 0 '1:Ly5w-:sou f v , 6' I-x0Auu.' . P., TNUEIIYOQ -7 :In-Qggg,-x 1415 Assur Ul' PART' 911 7-Hs .S fAFE if woRK WN5 VLH? J fl en uf X ,Xl 1 X E X x L l l One Hundred Thirty-three

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I ALPREf CI-I CD 'ff' gg . JUKES Geffyfburg flddremx a la Prep. School. Two years and seven months ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent an idiotic law, conceived the day after the night before and dedicated to the proposition that all liquor is intoxicating, yea even unto shoe polish. We Ii lilliii - , , :II lllili xl X f N, l 4 l I are met at the morgue. We have come to identify the last few remains of our lawful friend who has given his life trying to prove this. It is altogether fitting and proper that we bury him. But in a larger sense we cannot live, we cannot be merry by drinking orange ade. The brave men drunk and sober have concen- trated it far above our poor power to add or subtract. The world will little note what we say here, but they shall always remember our cry for better beer. It is for us the drunk rather than the sober to be left here with the un- finished flasks which they have so nobly given. It is for us the sober to be here dedicated with the large flasks remaining before us, and that from these honored dead we take their last full quart for consumption, and that we hereby highly resolve that these men have not drunk in vain, and that this nation under God shall have a new brand-for the people, in the people, and by the bootleggers which shall not perish from this earth. By H. C. Freedman KRAUSS - Did youse hear bout de treek someone played on Iacobs? FISHER - No. I KRAUSS - Some one left von of dem there birth control pamphlets in his hen house and he ain't had no eggs for a whole month. GENT: Cengaging chaufferj - And when we're not using the car there's the poul- try house to clean, the dogs to look after, and you can give the gardener a hand in your spare time. APPLICANT - Yes sir and what kind of soil is it? GENT - Soil. Why? APPLICANT - I just thought if it was clay soil, I might make a few, bricks to fill in the time. SELL - How many barrels do you sell a week? TRINKLE -Q About twenty. SELL - Well I can tell you how to sell twenty-five barrels of beer a week. TRINKLE - How? SELL - Fill the glasses properly. SHE - I wish I had thought twice before I married you. HE - I'd be satisfied ifl had really thought just once. J fljx M7 N. 2, X I , One Hundred Thirty-two

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, hw ALPREJCLIO il .IIDIKEI Its unlucky to open an umbrella in the house In a modern apartment it isn t unlucky it s impossible DIL RPI-Ii I call her my dauntless sweetheart lllilil .l.!l.!l.li HEADLEX How come? MURPHY - 'Cause she's always saying, Oh, dauntless do this and dauntless do that. Will Back-Seal-Driving Come Io Tluir? Be careful, Iohn, you almost hit that Zeppelin! You did! You did so! You didn't miss him by more than six inches. There is some one behind you wants to pass us, you better pull over. Iohn that looks like an air pocket ahead. Don't you think you'd better shift? Oh, I can't remember whether we locked the kitchen door. I'm afraid we better go back. You're sure? Yvell, if there's any of my jewelry missing - STOP! Goodness you scared me. Iohn, are you sure our wheels were all right when we took off? I've got a feeling the left one has dropped off. I'll take a look. Yes it has - no -- yes - no, it's all right. You'd better slow up over this town. They are terribly strict. Don't you think you're flying a bit low. Say, look at that adorable field of buttercups-couldn't we stop? Are you sure you have gas enough? - Iohn its raining. Yes it isp I felt a few drops. YVe'll have to put the top up. No, it was only a cloud. Do be careful ofthe next one you can never tell who is inside. Eeeeeee! W'hew! I thought you were going to skid right into him. Iohn stop speeding! Stop, I say, there's a cop behind us. You don't care! There what did I tell you? XVe're pinched. Now you keep quiet and let me do the talking. HELVIG - You remind me of a gold fish in a bowl in that gown. H. S. SKIRT - How do you make that out. HELVIG - You have so little seclusion. Our idea of tough luck is being a yes-man during leap year. REED 3 Yvelsh wears such smart hats. SEABURN - Yes he gets them from only the most exclusive restaurants. alll- '7 One Hundred Thirty-four