Allentown Preparatory School - Alprescho Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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,,, . . .. . Af A ALP12.1-3fCL1o M929 JUIKEI It s the little things in life that tell, said the flapper as she yanked her kid brother from under the sofa There was a voung maiden from Ember, YVho went to New York in November 5 She got a good job And being no slob She married her boss in December. Coedlr verwion of a Proverb. As you rip so shall you sew. lust one more glass and then I shall leave, said the dishwasher as he picked up a cake of soap. RYAN - Vtlhat would you do if you burst your sides laughing? RICE - I'd run till I got a stitch in them. STEVE - I've got a surprise for you. MR. HERTZOG - Well what is it. STEVE - I've just swallowed a tack. A youngster came crying to his mother. NVhy dearieln she exclaimed, YVhat's the matter? Dad was lifting a box and it fell on his toes, exclaimed the child between sobs. But that is nothing to cry about, you should have laughed at it. I did, replied the boy. GRANDE - Catch me quick, I'm dizzy. COLE - Yvassamatter? GRANDE - I've just been reading a circular letter. CEDAR CREST FRAIL - Men are like a tube of toothpaste. SECOND DITTO - How come? FIRST DITTO - You have to give them a squeeze before you can get anything out of them. X N , One Hundred Thirty-one

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tl LP I'li,fCI-ICD JDIKEI I he Lynn I wouldn t stir myself two feet To see a football game Not worth the trouble I repeat X Besides they're all the same. X You pay three bucks and then you get A seat behind the goal. And after that you fuss and sweat ' X j I ij A P. VE M l y T F I T I I! I Eh ' llli Ill llleli 2 . in I 1 I O Il., li ull 'lim A xl x I X I I I X X I ,. , .' 5 I I . , f I N I : o I N To even reach the bowl. I'd rather see a third rate show- This football makes me sick What's that - two tickets - you can't go? Say - let me have them quick. FROMER -- Would you call for help if I kissed you? SHE - Do you need any help? SWEET YOUNG THING - My goodness but I'm warm. SCHNEBLY - That's what they all say. GRANDE - Why are you looking so fed up Bunny? STOKES -211 bought a book called How to make love. and I don't know what to o. GRANDE - Why? I STOKES - It says you should take the girl's hand and say, 'I love you Beatricef GRANDE - What's wrong with that? STOKES -- My girl's name is Betty. Laying down ilze law. SPOTTS - Every time I kiss you I feel like a better man. COED - Well, you needn't try to get to heaven in one night. FETHEROLF -- I think nothing of studying live hours a night. MILLER -- I don't think so much of it myself. -J filo rf w Q Rel x. One Hundred Thirty

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I ALPREf CI-I CD 'ff' gg . JUKES Geffyfburg flddremx a la Prep. School. Two years and seven months ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent an idiotic law, conceived the day after the night before and dedicated to the proposition that all liquor is intoxicating, yea even unto shoe polish. We Ii lilliii - , , :II lllili xl X f N, l 4 l I are met at the morgue. We have come to identify the last few remains of our lawful friend who has given his life trying to prove this. It is altogether fitting and proper that we bury him. But in a larger sense we cannot live, we cannot be merry by drinking orange ade. The brave men drunk and sober have concen- trated it far above our poor power to add or subtract. The world will little note what we say here, but they shall always remember our cry for better beer. It is for us the drunk rather than the sober to be left here with the un- finished flasks which they have so nobly given. It is for us the sober to be here dedicated with the large flasks remaining before us, and that from these honored dead we take their last full quart for consumption, and that we hereby highly resolve that these men have not drunk in vain, and that this nation under God shall have a new brand-for the people, in the people, and by the bootleggers which shall not perish from this earth. By H. C. Freedman KRAUSS - Did youse hear bout de treek someone played on Iacobs? FISHER - No. I KRAUSS - Some one left von of dem there birth control pamphlets in his hen house and he ain't had no eggs for a whole month. GENT: Cengaging chaufferj - And when we're not using the car there's the poul- try house to clean, the dogs to look after, and you can give the gardener a hand in your spare time. APPLICANT - Yes sir and what kind of soil is it? GENT - Soil. Why? APPLICANT - I just thought if it was clay soil, I might make a few, bricks to fill in the time. SELL - How many barrels do you sell a week? TRINKLE -Q About twenty. SELL - Well I can tell you how to sell twenty-five barrels of beer a week. TRINKLE - How? SELL - Fill the glasses properly. SHE - I wish I had thought twice before I married you. HE - I'd be satisfied ifl had really thought just once. J fljx M7 N. 2, X I , One Hundred Thirty-two