Allentown Preparatory School - Alprescho Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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tl LP I'li,fCI-ICD JDIKEI I he Lynn I wouldn t stir myself two feet To see a football game Not worth the trouble I repeat X Besides they're all the same. X You pay three bucks and then you get A seat behind the goal. And after that you fuss and sweat ' X j I ij A P. VE M l y T F I T I I! I Eh ' llli Ill llleli 2 . in I 1 I O Il., li ull 'lim A xl x I X I I I X X I ,. , .' 5 I I . , f I N I : o I N To even reach the bowl. I'd rather see a third rate show- This football makes me sick What's that - two tickets - you can't go? Say - let me have them quick. FROMER -- Would you call for help if I kissed you? SHE - Do you need any help? SWEET YOUNG THING - My goodness but I'm warm. SCHNEBLY - That's what they all say. GRANDE - Why are you looking so fed up Bunny? STOKES -211 bought a book called How to make love. and I don't know what to o. GRANDE - Why? I STOKES - It says you should take the girl's hand and say, 'I love you Beatricef GRANDE - What's wrong with that? STOKES -- My girl's name is Betty. Laying down ilze law. SPOTTS - Every time I kiss you I feel like a better man. COED - Well, you needn't try to get to heaven in one night. FETHEROLF -- I think nothing of studying live hours a night. MILLER -- I don't think so much of it myself. -J filo rf w Q Rel x. One Hundred Thirty

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,,, . . .. . Af A ALP12.1-3fCL1o M929 JUIKEI It s the little things in life that tell, said the flapper as she yanked her kid brother from under the sofa There was a voung maiden from Ember, YVho went to New York in November 5 She got a good job And being no slob She married her boss in December. Coedlr verwion of a Proverb. As you rip so shall you sew. lust one more glass and then I shall leave, said the dishwasher as he picked up a cake of soap. RYAN - Vtlhat would you do if you burst your sides laughing? RICE - I'd run till I got a stitch in them. STEVE - I've got a surprise for you. MR. HERTZOG - Well what is it. STEVE - I've just swallowed a tack. A youngster came crying to his mother. NVhy dearieln she exclaimed, YVhat's the matter? Dad was lifting a box and it fell on his toes, exclaimed the child between sobs. But that is nothing to cry about, you should have laughed at it. I did, replied the boy. GRANDE - Catch me quick, I'm dizzy. COLE - Yvassamatter? GRANDE - I've just been reading a circular letter. CEDAR CREST FRAIL - Men are like a tube of toothpaste. SECOND DITTO - How come? FIRST DITTO - You have to give them a squeeze before you can get anything out of them. X N , One Hundred Thirty-one