Allentown Preparatory School - Alprescho Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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. J' ,ALPREfCI-ICD i Sl, illillali i . i !.l!lhl-5 JUIKES Can I ou Imagzne I Can! Can you imagine the Duke with a smile? Prof Abbott making a mistake in Englis . Prof Arner without a smile? Prof Boulanger without a cigarette? Prof Freitag weighing about l20? Prof Gebert giving an easy final? Prof Harkins with a full head of hair? Prof Herzog chewing tobacco? Prof Knauss without a wisecrack? Prof Miller with a mustache? Prof Riddell without glasses? Yvinnie Slemmer not spending a Saturday nite on . Diadison Street? 1 7 I I , Q X i f - 7 -BY- - Or h? Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or S Or Pop without a chew? Dedicated fo lfze Third Floor RESOLVED: Vtlho drinks more liquor than is wise Is sure of gaining paradise. PROF: Vtlho drinks too much, as I have said, Will sleep for long like someone dead. Who sleeps the sleep no dreams are in Does not, of course, plan any sin. YVho plans no sin, you must agree A sinner surely can not be. Therefore who drinks more liquor than is wise Is sure of gaining paradise. For good looking people only. -Buiqq 914151 paqiaauoo nolr lqo if ua! an 1. -f-- x 1 J wx 2 gl PM One Hundred Twenty-eight

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tl LP I'li,fCI-ICD JDIKEI I he Lynn I wouldn t stir myself two feet To see a football game Not worth the trouble I repeat X Besides they're all the same. X You pay three bucks and then you get A seat behind the goal. And after that you fuss and sweat ' X j I ij A P. VE M l y T F I T I I! I Eh ' llli Ill llleli 2 . in I 1 I O Il., li ull 'lim A xl x I X I I I X X I ,. , .' 5 I I . , f I N I : o I N To even reach the bowl. I'd rather see a third rate show- This football makes me sick What's that - two tickets - you can't go? Say - let me have them quick. FROMER -- Would you call for help if I kissed you? SHE - Do you need any help? SWEET YOUNG THING - My goodness but I'm warm. SCHNEBLY - That's what they all say. GRANDE - Why are you looking so fed up Bunny? STOKES -211 bought a book called How to make love. and I don't know what to o. GRANDE - Why? I STOKES - It says you should take the girl's hand and say, 'I love you Beatricef GRANDE - What's wrong with that? STOKES -- My girl's name is Betty. Laying down ilze law. SPOTTS - Every time I kiss you I feel like a better man. COED - Well, you needn't try to get to heaven in one night. FETHEROLF -- I think nothing of studying live hours a night. MILLER -- I don't think so much of it myself. -J filo rf w Q Rel x. One Hundred Thirty