Allentown Preparatory School - Alprescho Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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f ALP152.ELfcL1o I fir l l A ,Q ,, !il llsllll! JDKES PALL REVERE Qshoutxng in a window Husband home? LADX Yes PAUL Tell him the British are coming PAUL another window Husband home? LADX Yes PAUL 4 Tell him the British are coming. PAUL fstill another windowj - Husband home? LADY - No. PAUL: CDismountingj - T'hell with the British. ' X 5 -in 1 Think ihzlr over. DUKE W- Frederick it gives me great pleasure to give you a 90 for the month. FRED - Why not give me a 100 and give yourself a real thrill. SHE - If I were your wife I'd give you poison. RHODES - IfI were your husband I'd take it. POP - No I will never recognize an actress as my daughter-in-law. SON - But really she isnlt an actress. She only thinks she is. KONSCHAK - I have a suit for every day in the week. RICE - Great! Let's see them. KONSCHAK H- Here it is. 1 PERKI STUDE - Say, how come you didn't Ag? dispute Allentown Prep's claim to the H State Football Championship. BELLEFONTE DITTO - Brother - there isn't X any claim worth the beating you'd take from that team. f In L-fl 5-'1 -gfigii j J XX i .. X l One Hundred Twenty-seven X

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G ALPREf CI-I C3 ' 1' mln H ull JDKES The world is old Yet likes to laugh New jokes are hard to find A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind So if you meet some ancient joke Done up in modern guise Don't frown and call the thing a fake Iust laughg - Don't be too wisel PROF HARKINS - Who was Queen during the Elizabethan Period? FREEDMAN - Queen Anne. SCHILLER - Men of my type are not found everywhere. STOKES - Of course not-that's what they have insane asylums for. PROF. FREITAG - What's the formula for the area of a sphere? HESS - One half the base times the altitude. HU'rcH1NsoN - May I kiss you? HELEN - Say! What do you think I'm waiting for? A street car? In Biology PROF. KNAUSS - Do fish perspire? DUBELLE - Of coursel That's what makes the ocean so salty. May I have a drink? the girl friend asked. Here's a tumbler of water, quoth I. She tilted her head and angrily said, Fm not dirty you fool- l'm dry. RASKIN - Have you ever heard the Hebrew Song? TEMKO - No. What is it? RASKIN - Don't Iewish you knew. On A Spree. VOORHEES - Hicl Tom shall we Hicl gggo to the fire sale? PERRY - Lesh not. Ain't got no use for a fire. Nz' bf V9 -lin . -x X E - X X 1 S S S 1 I .f I Z One Hundred Twenty-six

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. J' ,ALPREfCI-ICD i Sl, illillali i . i !.l!lhl-5 JUIKES Can I ou Imagzne I Can! Can you imagine the Duke with a smile? Prof Abbott making a mistake in Englis . Prof Arner without a smile? Prof Boulanger without a cigarette? Prof Freitag weighing about l20? Prof Gebert giving an easy final? Prof Harkins with a full head of hair? Prof Herzog chewing tobacco? Prof Knauss without a wisecrack? Prof Miller with a mustache? Prof Riddell without glasses? Yvinnie Slemmer not spending a Saturday nite on . Diadison Street? 1 7 I I , Q X i f - 7 -BY- - Or h? Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or S Or Pop without a chew? Dedicated fo lfze Third Floor RESOLVED: Vtlho drinks more liquor than is wise Is sure of gaining paradise. PROF: Vtlho drinks too much, as I have said, Will sleep for long like someone dead. Who sleeps the sleep no dreams are in Does not, of course, plan any sin. YVho plans no sin, you must agree A sinner surely can not be. Therefore who drinks more liquor than is wise Is sure of gaining paradise. For good looking people only. -Buiqq 914151 paqiaauoo nolr lqo if ua! an 1. -f-- x 1 J wx 2 gl PM One Hundred Twenty-eight