Allendale High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Allendale, IL)

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llQl hiEMOWlDS 49 JOKES . '01 3 W Stanley W.: I heard something this morning that oprieed my eyes. James Watkins: Me too--the alarm clock. W Don R, Davidson: Why don't you like our school, JaW es? James Wolfe: Oh, it's not the school. It's the prin ipal of the thing. Mrs. Lett: Who's the Speaker of the House? Jerry Potts: Mother, ' Yarber: What are you thinking about? W Coach: Thanks for the compliment. What's the best exercise for reducing? Just move the head slowly from right to left when asked to have a second helping. ' W Charles Winter: You say Bill is pretty cocky and sure of himself? C. E. Blood: I'll say he is. He does crossword puzzles with a pen. W James Watkin: I've got a hunch. W Ruth Reed: Zat so? I thought you were just round-thoulderedf' Frank H: I know a good joke, but it's slightly offW color. Alicia B.: Oh, that's all right. I'm color blind. W Don Mann: What shall I do? I have water on the kineef' Dr. Gilliatt: Wear pumps. 1 Bob G.: Where can I get hold of Jo Ann? W Gene Hawf: It can't be done. She's badly sunburnedln W How do you like your hair cut? asked the barber. Coach replied, Off. James Lewis: Hello, Don. Fishing? W Don Litherland: Nope. Drowning worms. y Gene Hershey: Speaking of Africa makes me think ok the time-- Hensley: Good heavens, you're quite right. I hall no idea it was so late. Good-bye. p W Bill F.: That means fight where I come from. W Ron S.: Well, why don't you fight? W Bill: Because I ain't where I come from. W W Carolyn: All extremely bright men are conceited. W Ronnie: Oh, come now. That isn't true. I'm not. W Nelson R.: My father uses an umbrella he's had forWtwenty years. Harold D.: For gosh sakes! He ought to return it.W' Earline: Why do you call your boy friend a small talk expert? Rose Marie Dudley: If there's nothing to say, he'l say it. Evelyn T.: Tea or coffee? Jim L.: Coffee, without cream. Evelyn: You'll have to take it without milk. We hWPven't any cream. McGowen: 'Jerry P. wants me to give him a job. Is lie steady? Hensley: Steady? If he was any steadier, he'd be Wmotionlessf' W W W