Allendale High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Allendale, IL)

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N- NNNN IW :Mom s s-Ww-e---1--- 41 KAMP MOTOR CO. CARLTON MOTOR CO. Dodge and Plymouth Cars and Trucks Parts for All Cars Ford - Mercury - Lincoln Cars - Trucks - Tractors Mt. Carmel, lIlinois Miss Owen: Shirley, wake Dorothy Goodwin up. Shirley Mogomcry: Wake her up yourself, you put her to sleep. COLBORN BROS. G.M.C. Trucks Auto Body Repairs Glass Work and Painting Compliments of Lee Chevrolet Company Alicia Becslcy: I'm thinking of having my voice cultivated. Mrs. Busenhart: I would suggest you have it plowed under. Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss, I had considered kissing you The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology, I sit and sigh and moan, Six million mad bacteria, And I thought we were alone. I gazed into her dark blue eyes. I thought, How she adores me. She whispered as I took her hand, Go 'way, pal, you 'bores' me. I c0u1dn't sleep for thinking of her. Such paths my thoughts did foller. Was I in love with her? Heck no. She owes me half a dollar.

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..,..,.,,..,..,..,..,. .,..,..-..s..,.,..,.., A SCI-IULTHEIS AND SONS 522-524 Main Street - Vincennes A Name That is Backed by 37 Years of Fair Dealing Complete Home Furnishing Low Prices - Easy Terms Landlady: Ito prospective tenantj How do you like this room as a whole? Prospective Tenant: As a hole it's fine but I'm interested in seeing a room. Compliments of l TI-IE FIRST NATIONAL BANK Allendale, Illinois Wabash County's Oldest Bank Mr. Shepard: So you desire to become my son-in-law.' ' Bobby Dicus: No, but if I marry Eileen, I don't see how I can get around it. Photographs By SPIETH STUDIO Olney, Illinois

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