Allegheny High School - Wah Hoo Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 180 of the 1922 volume:

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The bed clothes flew in all directions, and the touseled sleepy-headed Red appeared in the midst of the upheaval. "For the love of Mike, Bob, why didn't you call me before? How will I ever catch the train, and what would Nancy say if I was asked to resign ?" As he was speaking, Red was hur- riedly scrambling into his clothes and three minutes later, with his collar and tie in his hand and his coat over PM his arm, hat perched on one side of his head, Red rushed out of the door and up the street towards the station. Luckily for him he lived only four squares away. QI-le was a mail clerk on the Pennsylvania line and this was his last trip before his vacationj Left alone, Bob surveyed the room with a smile on his face. "VVould he ever have left if' I had given him the letter which came for him P" said he to himself. i All that day and the next Bob waited as patientlyas he could for the return of Red. At last that time ar- rived and he was watching at the win- dow as Red swung up the steps. "Hurry up, Red, get a move on, here's a letter for you from Virginia." At the word V irginia, Red entered the room with a hop and a jump. Catch- ing up the envelope and tearing it open, he took one look at the contents, caught Bob by the shoulders, swung him around the room and ordered him to begin packing at once. just look at this Bob, a check from Dad, and an invitation for you. Good old Dad !" Such a hustling as took place ini 0 T H li XV AX II lol O U that room! Shirts, ties, collars, hand- kerchiefs, and various other articles were shoved into a suitcase and in half an hour Bob and Red were ready to start forth again, this time for Virginia. How slowly the time did pass! The next day they landed in a small town in Virginia. NVaiting for them were Red's parents and a group of Red's young friends. They were hailed with shouts and cries of delight. "Hello, old fellow, how's the trip? Glad to see you. My, but you're looking fine. Hey, Red. here's Nancy patiently waiting to say hello." By much maneuvering, the young people were finally settled in the cars and they started on their way to the home of Red. That night, after the evening meal was over and the young people had di- vided up somewhat and disappeared in various directions, Red and Nancy found themselves alone in the living- rooni. Without any hesitation, Red plunged into the subject which was nearest his heart. "Nancy, you know I've always loved you, won't you marry me and go back North with me when I go? You see I am mak- ing good. I told you I would." "Oh, Red, what made you ask me now P" "Nancy, has Dick asked you the same question ?" Although Red and Dick were the best of friends, they were rivals in love. At this moment Dick entered the room and, seeing the expression on their faces, he knew exactly what had happened. "Excuse me, I didn't know I was interruptingfi "I am glad you came in, Dick, and Nancy can decide now which of us she will have." "Oh, boys, I am so fond of you both that I do not know for which of you l care the most," said Nancy. "You must decide now," said both the boys at once. "You boys both know that Colum- bine is my favorite Hower. The one who brings the first one this spring, I will marry. Now please go." The boys turned and left the room. The weeks passed pleasantly and many a good time was had, but the day soon arrived for Red and Bob to return to Pittsburgh. The weeks passed swiftly and when spring came Red and Bob handed in their resignations from the mail serv- ice and started again for Virginia. This time there was no crowd to wel- come them home, and the town seemed quiet, for everyone was doing his bit to help with the great war. The next day after their arrival, Bob and Red started on a trip over the hills in search of Columbine. They found everything but what they were searching for. just as they were starting for home, Red saw a few buds that were nearly open and would be fully so by the next day. Marking the place so that they would be able to find it, they turned their footsteps toward home. Going over a rocky path, Red slipped and fell, breaking his ankle. As it was late afternoon, Bob knew he would not have time to go for help before darkness would he upon him and it would be hard to find his way back in those old Virginia hills with help. So, lifting Red on his shoulder, he managed to stagger down the hill and by resting often Bob was able to reach a small shanty about five miles from home. Here he obtained help and together they were driven home in an ox-cart. The next day Bob started for Nancy's home to tell her about Red. On his way he met Dick, hurrying along at breakneck speed with a Columbine in his hand. Hailing him, he told him of Red's misfortune. 'l' ll E W A H ll O U 7 After hearing the whole story, Dick threw his Flower in the street, turned on his heel and walked away. The next day he enlisted and in three weeks was on the other side of the ocean, fighting for his country. Bob returned home and told Red what Dick had done. The next day Red received a let- ter from Dick, telling him that he had heard of his misfortune and would not take advantage of it, that he was enlisting and would probably' be sent overseas. "I have a feeling, Red. that I will not live to return. I am leaving the field clear for the rightful winner. May God bless you, and may you always be happy." Half an hour after Red received the letter, he was on his way to see Nancy. He shpwed her the letter and told her all he knew. Nancy and Red were married the next spring and they spent their honeymoon in, the hills of Virginia hunting for Columbine. About five months after Dick had gone overseas, tthey heard that he had been killed in action. Bob's resignation was not accepted and he was sent for to return to Har- risburg to recelive his orders. SARAH lIOPEWl'Il.!., '22. l THE HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF '22 Let me take you back to the time when the earth was covered with dense foliage. when man groveled in the dust of humiliation, when the beasts were supreme. How well I can see the picture: a cave in the hill- side, a man within, cowering in trem- bling fear! 'lust outside the cave I see a huge. tawny lion, his eyes gazing in supreme contempt at the poor be- nighted man. During this age, the lion was not only king of the beasts. but also superior to man-so superior that man was afraid to assert himself -afraid even to venture forth and express his opinion of things in gen- eral. 'lihis lirst period corresponds to the dark ages of our high school career-- that old prehistoric time away hack in the early autumn days of V919 when ou1' brilliancy was still hidden-in those early cave days when we were just beginning our gropings for the light of higher knowledge enkindled at Irwin. l.atimer. Riverside. yea. even Millvale and Glenshaw. Then. too, we werel afraid to assert our- selves, afraid lto venture forth with our opinions Nof things in general. Then, too, we, like the early cave man, feared-- . But the pictlure suddenly changes-- the first is forgotten-it is the Age of the Ancient Egyptians and man has somewhat modified conditions. lie no longer fears the other vertebrates. but he has found new enemies, other men. How the old Pharaohs drove the people! How the subjects labored and sufferedli I can see the picture so clearly. In the background is a half-completed pyramid, in the fore- ground a huge stone. Ten thousand ligyptians are' pulling and pushing, trying to dragi this stone to its proper niche in the! pyramid. How they struggle! Our second era -we came to :lille- gheny, the Egypt of our High School history. Then did we toil and tug to put the massiye stones of Geometry, of Latin, of Science, into the niche in the pyramid lof knowledge that we 8 THE WAH HOO were building. How remorselessly the Pharaohs drove us! Only the fit- test of us survived and--but the picture again changes. And then came the Renaissance- that period when Cto quote Pancoastj "men were full of energy and en- thusiasm, and when they claimed free- dom of thought and action," that period which "introduced new sub- jects of study and produced scholars of a new type." We asserted ourselzfesf We were a class--an organized body. Our lead- ers and ' officers were Kier Boyd, Childs ulamieson, Charlotte Mears and Robert Dixon. Our weapons were our Egyptian reputations. VVe had Ieau'a1'.s'--riot masters--we were willing followers, not cowering slaves. We also were introduced to new subject of study: Burke, Chemistry, Trigonometry. We, too, produced scholars QFD of a new type, an en- tirely new type from what A. H. S. had ever seen. To celebrate our awakening we held a picnic at Riverview Park. VVe still had the most profound respect for our leaders, but that respect was based upon love rather than upon fear. We knew that they knew that we knew not and we gladly followed them. About two hundred and fifty of the fittest of the fit survived this rebirth and-- Now we come to the last picture in this series-the Modern Era. Life is a very complex atfair. Every moment is filled with sixty seconds' worth of achievement. We are nearing our goal-but there is yet much to accomplish. In the dawn of this era, we reorganized, electing Kier Boyd president, Louis. Lustenberger vice president, Charlotte Mears keeper of records, and Robert Dixon, the modern Diogenes in search of an honest dues-payer. VVe cele- brated by dressing up in our prehis- toric costumes fdidn't we, Lobie?j. We looked on with envy as 'ZIM strutted through the halls. But Our- Day has come! To again quote Pan- coast, "Old ideas, old ways of living, have been greatly altered or altogether given up." Our power is felt far be- yond the limits of the class of 1922-- we have a following of 1,300 under- classmen. Our ideas spread through- out the whole school. XVe are "The- Class." Our high school pyramid of knowl- edge is almost complete. Of course, the rough stones need much polishing, the niches need to be filled out more completely, but we now know how to do this task in a less arduous manner --we go on to--whatever it may be- with confidence that these four years have been worth while. VVe have "evoluted" intellectually from grovel- ing cave men to embryonic geniuses. But the fourthppicture fades away --the history of the class of 1922 is closed. Utinam ea in rfliqu-um tem- pus egregia sit. VVALLACE E. limi-:co MR, '22. DAWN The Wind and the VVaves a-one, Together-together they run Over the sea, fast and free, To greet their Brother, the Sun: The Sun, their giant Brother, Child of the Moon, their Mother. Together-together they run, Ferly and fast and free, To greet their Brother, the Sun, lfVho was sleeping under the sea. THE XVAH HOU 9 TWO BOSTON BAGS Summer vacation had at last ar- 'ived, and james Bradford, known as 'Jim" among his friends, was prepar- ng to leave Harvard for New York, vhere he was going to visit some friends before going to his home in Slew Jersey. However, just before his depart- lre, he received a pleasant surprise in he form of a telegram. It was a tele- gram from an old friend of his ather's, "Uncle Tim." It was an in- 'itation to a house party at Uncle l'im's beautiful cottage at Lake Chau- auqua. "I'll be there with bells on," aid a telegram which jim sent to Incle Tim before boarding the Col- inial Express" for New York. Four days later found jim in pos- ession of a chair on the New York fentral, bound for Chautauqua. There were not many people in the ar, but even if there had been, jim vould just as easily have noticed a 'ery beautiful fin his estimationj 'oung lady in a chair on the other side if the car. He found himself lost in dmiration. She was alone, too, and im could not help wondering where he was going. "Gee, I'd like to know her l" sighed im to himself. Then he remembered e had been staring at her for the last ve minutes, and, as jim was a very fell mannered young gentleman, he pparently became absorbed in the ountry through which the train was assing. "VVh0 is she? Where is she going FH im kept asking himself. How he wished he knew her, or new someone that knew her, but she ras alone, and he was alone. Now, there are two sides to every- iing, and a Pullman car is no excep- on. While jim was wishing he could trike up an acquaintance, without be- ing presumptuousx or violating any rules of etiquette, lthe young lady on the other side of the car was wonder- ing who he was, and wishing he would say something. i Of course, our hero was handsome: all heroes are. She noticed this, of course, but she was always struck by his athletic appearance and bearing. But there seemed tio be something be- sides thisg he seemed so cheerful, though he didn't smile. His expres- sion had a little Smile in it all the time, and his bearing indicated that he bore a good will toward everyone. "VVhat a nice man," she said. So they rode all day without speak- ing, although each was wishing all the time that the other would take the .first step. j The sun was just setting in the west as the train stopped at the lake. The young lady hurried, out with a Boston bag. "By cracky, she'is getting off here, too!" said our hero to himself. He took more time to get his baggage to- gether, so he lost sight of her. VVhen the steamer touched the dock near Uncle Tim's cottage, it was- dark. but Uncle Tim managed to find him among the crowd ,and gave him a hearty greeting. Most of the guests had not yet arrived, so jim decided since he was very tired from the long trip, that he wouldinhit the feathers." Having washed, helreturned from his bathroom to his room and opened his Boston bag. Out of it he pulled something- i He took a step backwards and rubbed his eyes. NVhat was it? A lady's kimonal Horrors! That was enough for poor jim! He chucked the objectionable article back into the bag hurriedly and closed it. He fell into a chair and mopped his brow with 10 THE XVXH HOU a handkerchief. It was a lady's bag! He was overcome, and leaned back in the chair. His eyes lit on the bag and he dashed over to it and threw it into a corner behind the large chair. "Out of my sightln gasped lim, and collapsed on the bed. "XVhat will I do with it, and what am I going to do without my clothes ?" How did he get that bag, anyhow? Then he remembered That charm- ing young lady in the Pullman car had a Boston bag which looked exactly like his. 'l'hey had been side by side on the Hoor, and she has taken his by mistake. After a time, .lim plucked up cour- age and walked over to the bag and looked at its end. Un it were the ini- tials, E. gl. B. "Edith, Elizabeth. Ethel, Emma-I wonder what it is," he said. Again Jim dropped into a chair. He had been sitting in this chair for perhaps a quarter of an hour when he heard a knock at the door. More trouble! .lim jumped to his feet: what could he do now? He was only a third dressed. Fortunately -limls brain did not desert him, although in his condi- tion it would not have been surprising if it had. He grabbed a spread from the bed and wrapped it around hin self. True, he looked like a Roman his toga, but what else could he do? jim opened the door. It was a mai and the first thing -lim noticed abo' this maid was that she held a Hostc bag in her hand. "Miss Brown says that she mu have your bag, sir. She says she mam a mistake, and wants to know if yc have hers." lim's face lighted up and he hu ried over and got the other bag. E grabbed his own before the ma could hand it to him. "Hurrah!" he shouted, he had l beloved bag, and she was at the hou party. VVhat more could he wish? The next morning Uncle Tim intr duced .lim to his niece, Miss Eliz beth Brown, and lim was supreme happy. The house party lasted two weel and two weeks is ample time for tv young people to become well a quainted, when each is desirous doing so. At the end of that time, s was "Betty" to him, and he was pla ".lim." As for the rest of this story, ti your imagination. lhaowsox Lurv, '22. A SAD MISTAKE Not so long ago our church got a new minister. He is a nice, good, sociable man, but since he came from a different district he was totally un- acquainted with our people. For this reason he made the following foolish blunder: About a week ago he called upon Mrs. Jones. Her husband had died suddenly just a week before and she naturally supposed that his visit h to do with this sad event. So after few minutes she was not surprised hear him say: 'Alt was a sad occurrence, was not? "Yes," she faltered, drawing c her handkerchief in order to be p pared. 'fVVholly unexpected. YJ P77 T H li XX 'A H HOU ll "Oh, yes, we never dreamed of such a thing." "He died in the harness,I suppose ?" "VVhy, no! Not exactly." "I suppose you had grown to love him ?" "Naturally, sir." The minister began to get perplexed, but went on: "He died of old age, did he not ?,' "No, sir," she snapped. "Sun- stroke." "Indeedg you must have worked him too hard." "He could always take care of him- self, sir." "He must have been very intel- ligentf' "He was." "I was told you had to administer chloroform to put him out of his misery." "That was not so. He died nat- urallyf' "He did?" repeated the minister, becoming more and more Hustered. "He kicked the footboard down. in his last agonies, did he not ?" "He most certainly did noty'-very indignantly. "I must have been misinformed. How old was he ?', "Thirty-live." "But he didn't do much active work and you could easily fill his place with another. In fact, you are probably better off without him." "Sir! I am not that kind of woman." Sleep, little stars, like happy children in the spell of dreams: Your slumber should be soft and "You could easily get one as good. lle was wall-eyed, I understand." "He was not"-becoming angry. "I saw him at ivvork one day, and I and sure he had stiff knees." "Inipossibleg he had a cork leg." "But he had his good points, too." "I should hope so." "The way he held his head, for ex- ample." "Nobody else ever remarked that merit. He was 'so generous and so frank." i "That's fine. 'How long did it lake him to go a mile F" "About fifteen iniiiuuesf' "Not much of a voer. Did vou Z3 .1 have to use the whip much ?" "I did not." y "So he went right along without it. He must have been a fine sort of brute." i This was too niuch. and the widow broke down and cried. "Your re- marks about that poor, dead man have been a series of insults. I won't stand it any longer." I At this the minister flushed and stammered, "Are you not M rs. Smith? Has not your old lgray horse died ?" "I never owned a horse, h-but my husband died a wjweek ago." A few 1l1lI'1lltCS,lI:ltC1' a greatly sub- dued minister elnerged from that house, muttering, "And to think that she was talking man, and l was talk- ing horse." l.. l... 22. i LULLABY i And fleecy clouds' to rest your weary heads? . lNhile mother moon watching from above sweet, it seems. For have ye not the blue sky for your beds, Shall light your night with her bright lamp of love. 12 T H li NN A H H U O "I SAID--" He was just thirteen, an only son, red haired and freckled, which may have been an awful state of affairs and which may have been trying to him-but he was in a far worse pre- dicament-he was in love. His heart's desire, a very pretty lit- tle girl, slightly smaller than he, was the only daughter of the Vanders', a family who were residing at their summer home in the central and most beautiful part of the town. Her blue eyes and long curls gave her the position of "the belle of juvenile so- ciety" in Nelson. She could dance, she had a bicycle all her owng in fact, she had everything or could get every- thing she desired. To the younger members of the town it would have meant "sure death" if anything had been said against her or her dog, in his presence. In fact, he practically terrorized the children with his threats of murder, for he was king of the male society there and held full sway over all mem- bers. He had attained this position by being able to turn hve cart-wheels in succession, jump the highest and shoot "commies, knee-heights" the best. He may have been king of all he surveyed in male society, but he soon learned that to rule women was a dif- ferent matter. He claimed her by right of conquest-but, as all con- querors do, he met his doom. One day, while standing near her gate for no fiarfirnlar reason what- ever, he heard voices on her front porch. "1 hate frerkled faced kids, don't you P" p "Uh, my mother said it ain't nice to talk----" just then old Parkins' ma- chine passed, and all he could hear was "faced children " lt was spoken in a loud, haughty voice which he rec- ognized to be "hers.', He was now lost-she had said that her mother said that it a'in't nice to even talk to freckle faced kids, and his face was just full of them! The next day among the mail re- ceived by the Brooks' was a letter for "Master James Brooks." His mother opened it and read: You are rordially invited lo attend a party given by Jllr. and Mrs. Vanders in honor of Miss Grace Vanders at eight o'cl0ck Friday, July 9, 1922 53 Pennsylvania Avenue Nelson, Pennsylvania Mrs. Brooks was filled with joy at this evidence of the social prominence of her son-but jimmy read it with 2 different view. "Aw, what's the use of goin' to that old party? They're a bunch 0: snobsl" Had he been void of "nat ture's spots" he would have been verj willing to go, but he was blest bj nature. However, his mother said ln was going to go-and go he must. But he had freckles "splashed" al over his face-and she hated freckles He must get rid of them. That night he scrubbed his face a it never had been scrubbed before, bu the harder he scrubbed the mori freckles appeared, and the scrubbing made his face sore and red. He once had read that lemon juic takes out spots from clothes--if i worked for spots so much the bette --that's what he had. The next morning he ran down t the drug store and got one of thos medicine advertisement books tha have valuable information on anti dotes. THE WAH HOU 13 He took two lemons from his mother's pantry and went up to his bedroom. He followed the directions specifically, just according to the book, but the book referred to clothes and it was his face that was to suffer. He was rubbing in the last half lemon when his fingers slipped and in went the "darn stuff" into both his eyes. He rubbed them, he dried them, but the harder he rubbed and the more he dried, the more seemed to go in. He soon managed to dilute the lemon juice with water and once more he was able to see through half closed eyes. VVhat could he do now. Suddenly, as not often before, an idea flashed into his head! He would shave them off. But where would he get a razor? His father did not shave until Friday night and he did not know where the razor was. If he asked his mother for it she would become excited and think that he wanted to kill himself-then she would watch him too closely and he would get no liberties at all. He wondered to himself if Frank, the barber, could perform the opera- tion. He ran upstairs and took twenty-five cents from his bank. All excited, with his heart beating rapidly, he was about to open the door of the barber shop when he noticed that the barber had two customers--they would tell everyone in town that jimmy Brooks had his freckles shaved off- and the town surely must know of her dislike for freckles. Then she would know that he had done it for her- that wouldn't do, and the next barber was six miles away. He turned away and was not five squares from the intended shaving when he noticed Freddy Parkins-he had a big brother! "I'll give you five agates if you will :git your kid's razor for me." The price loomed big in Freddv's eyes and he accepted. jimmy had just finished locking the bedroom door and placing the cold steel edge to his face, when he heard a whistle-then someone called, "Ho, jimmy," "Ho, jimmy!" lt was Freddy. j "VV'hat's a matter?', jimmy called down. "Gee whiz, blinnny, our kid came home and he needs his razor. I'll get killed if I go home without it." jimmy's mother heard, but through the various noisesj round about, all she could make out was "killed," "Jimmy," "razor," "home."l She ran hurriedly upstairs and, Ending the door locked, became more excited than ever. "jimmy, what's the matter F" "Open the door! ! !" j Jimmy threw the razor out the win- dow and disgustedly opened the door. "Jimmy, are you hurt? Tell me! What were you saying about 'razor' and 'killed'?" "Aw, nothin' a'tall !" He turned away for fear of more questioning and ran downstairs into the yard. That all happened Thursday. On Friday at o'clock he prepared to dress for the great occasion. He scrubbed thoroughly in the hope that a few stray freckles might come off anyhow. Then came the blow! He was to wear a Buster Brown collar. If one has ever seen a young colt being led about prior to his being saddled--that is the feeling one gets when he wears a collar for the first time. "I ain't goin' to wear no collar like that !" J But mothers will be mothers, so he wore it. Then came the vital parting of his hair-he couldn't find the part, so he called downstairs, "Oh, maw, I ainft goin' to that old party !" "What's the matter now ?" a voice 14 'l' H li XR YXH H00 called up. "Oh, l can't part my hair or nuthin'.'y His mother soon found the part. and changed hlimmy's mind. But for- tune was not against him in every- thing. His father had had to shave that night and leave immediately. jimmy had watched where the razor was placed, and was soon wetting his face prior to the fatal scrapingf He dragged the steel down his cheek in one slow stroke, then up again. He looked into the glass. They 'Z2'01tId1l,t rome off. He knew he wasn't going now! But, as I said before, mothers will be mothers, so he went. It was a nervous, excited, freckle- faced youth instill freckledl that rang the doorbell to "her home." He en- tered, and immediately went into the corner with his gang to avoid intro- ductions. As he turned he saw her, Graff' Vandvrs, in the corner speak- ing to ri freckle-faced, red-headed sissy. K VVhether freckles are significant of courage, or not, he had both. He man- aged to get her alone and asked her: "I thought you once said that your mother said that it ain't nice to talk t'o freckled-faced children, didn't you" with an air of accusation. 'GI didn't say that," she managed to say, reddening a bit. "I said that my mother said that it ain't nice to talk about freckled-faced children." HT-t-then y-you like freckled-faced kids PM he inquired anxiously. "W-well Q she turned three shades of crimsonj, I don't exactly-really like them, but I don't hate themf, she said. "I sure am glad my mother made me come !" sighed Jimmy as he fin- ished gulping down a huge sponnful of ice cream. SYDNEY M. SAW.. '22. THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP Ile was trying in vain, it seemed, to figure it out. VYould he never get the report finished? Besides, he couldn't multiply, then add, then subtract, when the vision of a girl that he had just met a few hours ago was con- stantly in his mind. "XVhy do all seemingly sweet domes- tic girls turn out to be accountants and so on E" he muttered. 'lust then she entered the room. She was neither very beautiful nor was she very homely. "just about right," he had said to himself at dinner. "VVhy all the paper?" she asked. looking around the room, the Hoot of which. besides the chairs and desk. was littered with paper that he had used to figure it out. "lust figuring," he answered, hur- riedly picking up the papers that were nearest him. "Can I do anything for you ?" "Your sister said that I would hnd a vase here that she wants for How- ers. Oh, here it is," and vase in her arms, she left the room. t'Nice old grouchf' she murmured, but then she didn't know he was af- Hicted with an income tax report, which was commonly referred to as It by the family. He evidently had not made a very good impression upon her at dinner and had not improved it any in the last few minutes. THE WAH I-IOO 15 Meanwhile he resumed his work tgain, but he found that he did not rave the book that contained the nemoranda of last year's income tax 'eport. He conducted a diligent search on the desk, examined all the nooks in the bookcase, then turned to ihe desk again and searched through :he drawers. In the last one he came ipon an old snapshot album of his sis- :er's. Out of curiosity he opened it md paged through, amused at the pictures of people they had known ten years ago when they were boy and girl. But suddenly his attention was caught by the snapshot containing a girl entirely surrounded by in- numerable kittens. He recognized her by the kittens. There had been only one girl in their neighborhood who had shown such a marked preference for them. That girl was Sally Mc- Bride, and Sally McBride was she. He had good cause to remember Sally. Sally had made a decided im- pression upon him with her tists and fingernails, for he had incurred her righteous wrath by tying tin cans to a great majority of her kittens and by hanging the minority with their tails tied together on his mother's wash line. The boy next door, who was quitc a bully, had dared him to do it. "I wonder if she remembers me," bemused. just then the telephone rang and picking up the receiver he heard over the wire the voice of the president of the firm telling him to make arrangements to leave imme- diately or as soon as possible for Chicago. ' lie left an hour after, giving his mother instructions concerning his business and also telling her to get an accountant, from the ofhce if possible, if not to hire one to hnish lt. His mother called up the otlice to inquire whether an accountant could be spared, but she was unable to se- cure one. That evening at dinner table his mother mentioned his need. His sister turned to Sally and said: "Oh, it's a shame! That old income tax has caused more trouble than enough. It was the cause of your re- ceiving a bad impression of him, I'm sure. And now he has gone and you won't be able to see him and know him when he is really himself." "VVhy can't I hx that report F" Sally asked. "lt will only take me a short time and it will save a lot of trouble. Please allow me td do it." "You're a dear," his sister answered. "VVon't he be pleased when he comes home and iinds it finished." Sally began lt immediately, worked hard and diligently at it for two hours and then It was finished. The next morning he unexpectedly returned and fourld her straightening up his desk. f'It's a pretty mess, I suppose," he said, "but dlgdnlt have time to ar- range it. t as' been many a day since this desk had been tidied up. VVhy, what's this?" He broke QR staring. There- was his income tax report, Eeagly piled, and, wonder of wonders, e ound that it was finished. "VVhy, mother secured an accoun- tant atter all. VVell, this is a load off my 1lI111Cl.H He rushed off to see his mother. She slipped out ot the room to pack, as she had to return to work tomor- row. As she was coming downstairs to secure a strap for her suitcase she niet him in the hall. "1 can never thank you enough," he began land lstopped. for he suddenly remem merec how he had always viewed girls who did this sort of work. .She smiled and answered, "Oh, that will pay tor that awful scratching that I gave you ten years ago." HELEN HAvsKo'r'rE, '22. 16 THE WAI-I HOO FAREWELL POEM We stood at the foot of the mountain Only three short years ago 3 VVe started to climb to the summit, But the way we did not know. The slope was steep and rocky, The road was long and drear. Some soon gave up the effort: We journeyed on in fear. But how often, oh, how often VVe wished that an eagle strong VVould bear us away in its talons To the height we viewed so long. Yes, we have ever looked upward And step by step we have climbedg Now we find only the sunshine, The clouds we have left behind. Our lessons have been the mountain, Our text-books have been the haze, The summitls our graduation, YNe're ending our High school days. But from the top where we're standing, Other heights appear, And our life work beckons onward Through many a coming year. And we look from summit to summit Where the pathway is rough am long, Determined to pass ever forward, Singing a grand new song. We know we can reach each summit For others this pathway have trod Each bearing his share of the burden, With faith in himself and his God just here We pause to look backwarc And wave farewell to you all, Then we'll turn about and face forward, Responding to Duty's loud call. To Mr. Smith, who has led us, To the teachers who have shower the way, To the students who have cheered us We bid you Goodbye this day. xNS,1'C sad that our school days are over, VVe're sad that today we mus1 part, But while life remain with us, ever A. H. S. will live in each heart. ADAM M. I-IOLLER, '22, THE XY.-Xll HOU I7 M OLLIE ABRAMOVITZ ll It would helmove us a her sunny way to eatih JQY ADAMS "I happy am: Joy is my name. Sweet joy, l call thee." MCCHIQSNIQY .-XDJXINIS Our football uaptain, Clies. A lad of splendid parts: A temper mild, a winning smile. He Ella :1 place in all our hearts. FHARLES ANDERSON Oni: of the quiet buys of the class. PHE WAI-I 1-IOO A. AQUADRO Q I An honest man, close-buttoned to the Ichin, Broad-clothed without, and a warm heart within. -Cowper. WILLIAM ASTON Aston's our dramatic man Who figured out the means and ways That put across with great success The greatest of all senior plays. He's curly headed, handsome, toog A fmer fellow you never knew. HELEN AYRES At first sight you'd think she was very meek, But when you know her, she talks a blue streak. OLIVE BA! R-"Teddy" O is for Olive, a bright little miss, Whose talent in poetry I'm sure we'l1 all miss, So, Olive, keep up the good work you've started, In memory 'twill bring back friends that are parted TH E VVAH HOU DOROTHY BALI, , A perfect woman, noblyplanned To warm. to comfort. and command. RAYMOND BAND1 Ray's no hunter, but his fiddle, at least Hath charms to sooth the savage beast WILLIAM BAUER Bil1's good looking in a way. But it doesn't weigh much. BERNIC E BAUMGARDNER She doeth little kindness Which most despise or leav e undone 20 I H E XV A H H U O WALLACE BAYNE The class photographer, his name is Bayne. And though his looks are very plain U5 With the girls he surely excels, Around him flock all the Allegheny belies, IQLIZABETH BEEZRMANN-"Libby" Ever forgetful of self, all for others, Ever the same kind friend and true. liver a worker, a planner, a helper, Ever the same--that's You. YI-ZR,-X BELEHRAD Heart on Vera's lips, and soul within her eyes Soft as her slime, and sunny as her skies. -Byron l'1LfGl'1hl.A BIRCH If the heart of man is depressed with cares. The mist is dispelled when Eugenia appears. -Gay 'I' H15 XV A H H U U 21 M A UI-11C If HO M lik Let the worlcl slide. let the world gn: A Iig for care and a Fig for woe! lf I can't pay, why, I can owe, And death makes equal the high and low. KIRK BOYD President Kier is very queer. As all sharks usually are: Hut as for Kier, he has us fear. For his tennis fame spreads near and fa DOLORIQS ISRAY A little laugh. a little smile. A light and airy grace. A nature that's as well worth while As her sweet and smiling fave. STANLEY BRICIQIQR His deportment, manner, and valor, Show him the gentleman and scholar. I 22 I H E W' A H H O O GEORGIA BROWN-"Toad" Baby talk. Funny walk, No one can mock Our Georgie Brown. ,101-1 BROWN Oh, joe is ai singer of great and wide renowng We're glad indeed he sings for us in good old Pittsburgh Towng just like the birds in spring time his music fills the airg lt makes his friends all stop and look and makes all strangers stare. Xl ARTHA BROWN---"Mart" Martha, the namesake of George Washington's wife, Tall and stately. but chock full of life. JALPH BROVVN Oftentimes losing long nights of sleep, just 'cause he studies problems so deep, Ne'er shows a weak point in talks or debates. For plenty of time to his subject he takes. THE WAH HOO ROSS BUCK Our Ross, from Perry's Heights, Started for Millvale without any lightsg A fly cop saw him, gave him a hail, And friend Buck landed in the North Side jail. VIVIAN BURIJ Oh, she walks so pit-a-pat And she talks of this and that Such a. wayg just to watch her witching blush Even Socrates would hush Half a day. REGIS BERGER Regie Berger, full of football fire, Rolled around in mud and mireg At Allegheny, in every fight, He did everything just right. HELEN BUSSI1. Here's to Helen Busse, Who from duty doesn't shirkg Whenever you see Helen, She's always at her work. Z4 I H li VV A H li O O ,IRAN CAHILI. VVhc-11 she's around things brighten so Her presence brings delightg And when she sings a solo sweet Her future glistens bright. CECIL CALVERT VVho knows but what our Cecil may be l,4 Baltimore some day! l.l'1O CARMODY But I'll not forget you, darling. In the land I'm going tog They say therels bread and work for all. And the sun shines always there: But I'll not forget old Ireland XVere it fifty times as free. IJQNA LTARRIGAN Quiet and neat, pretty and sweet. A nicer young lassie you never shall meet. 'lf H li XY A H H O U Z5 ESTHER CARTER Her name means good fortuneg VVe wish her good luck. ,lliANNl'1'l'Tli CASHDOLLAR Pretty. pretty Jeanette. oh. so pretty: But, oh, my, what a temper! Saucy saucy. oh. so saucy. "Dare to want a date. sir!" FLORliNC1i CASSIDY Who listens once will listen twin-3 Her heart be sure is not of ice. And one refusal no rebuff. 'Ryl'n:1. ALMA CAVEN Good looking, jolly. tall. and fair ls Alma with her auburn hair: She dresses to the minute, her manner is relimwl. Her life's that happy mixture of work and liarl combined. HE WAPH HOO Rl JBERT CLAIRMONT VVhen you try the Hy to swat, Where sat the Hy, the Hy sits not. lt's the same with Steamboat. .X USTIN COCHRAN Ever smiling, ever gay. Grins at everything you say. They will tell you any day That's our Audie. CATHERINE CORBETT Some call her Kitty, some call her Kate, Some say, "Katherine, you are late." Although she's so small Chardly grew at alll, VVere she not on our list, she'd be sadly missed 9 JOHN CORNMAN If writing themes in English Were as easy as driving a car. John would shine in 307 VVith work away above par. THE NVAH H00 EDITH CORNWELL Grace was in Edith's steps, Heaven in her eye, In every gesture dignity and love. -.Milton VVILLIAM CORSELLO Broadsmile, big heart, good fellow, Such is our friend, William Corsello. DAISY COWPER A bright-eyed little maiden. A quiet girl, 'tis true, And while faithful in her studies She has a smile for you. EMMELINE CRAVVFORD Little dark haired maiden, With eyes of deepest brown. Always gay and humorous, A gentle-voiced clown. H li XX' A H H O U R I J B ERT CRUM P Gentleman of fame and renown, Known almost all over the town. Merry and witty, handsome and gay Never seen around without Mae. NlAUR1Cl'l CUDA Great in oration, Demosthenes: Greater-Cstillj Cuda! I.ll.l.IAN CUNNINGHAM A new girl in our Claw admired hy RlCHARD DAHLINGHR He's a funny little kid, Happy as the day is long. Now, gentlemen, just what anrl bifl For this hoy and his merry song? 'I' ll li XY JEAN DAUB "Her feet beneath her petticoat Lilce little mice stole in and out, As if they feared the lightg But, oh, she dances such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so line a sight." MARTHA DAUBMAN Martha is right there, VVhen it comes to eyesg And if she'd catch a handsome man It wouldn't us surprise. ANNA DAVIDSON Melancholy, tall, and slender, Her smile tells us that she is tender HOXYAKD DAVIS "VVhere thc knot grass twines 'Neath the drowsy pines" And you hear the buzzing bee, Close to nature there he'll be. VVho? Davis. HE WAI-I HOO LILLIAN DAVIS Neither the sunshine nor the rain Can keep the music from the strain Of Lillian. JAMES DICKSON The Dick-Sun will never set. WILLIAM DIETRICH ' 'Who serenades Euterpe with a saxophone. ROBERT DIXON Here's our treasurer, short and fat. And with his jokes and teasing acts He always tries to make us laugh. Wias that a voice I heard say, "Who ?" Why, Bob, of course. square through andithrough THE VVAH HOO KATHRYN DOOLEY It's very easy for you to see That Kathryn' Doo1ey's a studious lassg just come in and listen to her In first period civics class. MARGARET DUNCAN "With gentle yet prevailing force, Intent upon her destined courseg Graceful and useful all she does, Blessing and blest where'er she goes." ROBERT EBETZ Bob is a football player And he can pitch baseball, toog In fact, when it comes to athletics, There's nothing that he can't do. MARGARET ECKERT Margaret, the twin sister. Is Elizabeth's doubleg Each could pass for the other Without very much trouble. 52 I H li W A H H U O lil,lZAl3hlTH ECKERT Brown-eyed Elizabeth, Winsome and shy, ls heloved by all at Allegheny High, CAROLINE ECKLUND A swish of skirts, a sound of noise, And there is Cal, surrounded by boysg What wouldn't we give to be half as gay Or to have one-fourth as much to say? W'Al.l.ACli lilJGl'lL'OMl3 Oh, VVally is a student, VVIIO studies out his eyes: In this he is not prudent. Although in Class he's wise. GUS'l'A'x"lC liLl.liND Gustave Ellend is prompt and ready, And always obeys every rule And never neglects any duty That's required of him in school. THE XVAH HOO EDWIN ELLIS Edwin was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again. -Shakespeare. HAZEL ENGEMANN Hazel Engemann is her name, And frankness is her failingg Oh, she is the very thing When in Frank's car she's sailing. EMMA EVANS "Her height? Perhaps you'd deem her tall- To be exact, just five feet seven. Her arching feet are not too small: Her gleaming eyes are bits of heaven." HELEN FUESSNER just eighteen years of joys and fears, just eighteen years hath she, But her eyes are blue And her heart is true." That's Helen to a curly: HE WAI-I HOO ELIZABETH GAULT She's good natured and dependable, She's loved by all the class, Some say she's sympatheticg Ask Hob, he knows the lass. ISADORE GERSHENSEN This boy is a typist, And a very good one, too. If you ever watch him work You'll see what he can do. ANDREW GOEDICH But alas, alas, for Andrew's faith, Who has from a mob to choose a mate JOHN GORDON "A friend in need is a friend indeed." So the saying goes. If ever in trouble, and in need. Call on John, he knows. THE VVAH HOU MARIAN GROETZINGER Her writing most perfect. Her manner so shy, She seldom says anything: Will someone tell why? ALBERT GUM S "Tho' modest, on his unembarrass' Nature had written-'Gentleman' ROBERTSON HALL A classy boy is Robertson, But never has his lessons done. GERTRUDE HALLER You'd hardly think This little girl VVould have a man that'd workg But, bless my heart, I must impart- She goes with a postal clerk. brow PHE NVAH H00 ,I IMMY HARPER There is a man in our class who's tall and lank and lean, 'And just because he is so tall, he's very easily seeng And Jimmy should aye be glad, without a cafe or sigh, And the happy trait, you know. is one vou cannot easy buy. MERCEDES HART Mercedes Hart made a tart And brought that tart to school. We ate the tart and broke her heart, She thought we were so cruel! V COh, I think you're horridlj PAUL HARTMAN There's a nice little boy in 207, But he certainly will not get to I-IIQLEN HAVEKOTTE Curls and good humor In abundance has she, And a cute little giggle That is most carefree. heaven THE XVAH HOO EDITH HEDDAEUS-Uffldiel' Edith is fair, Edith is sweet. She'd get much thinner If she wouldn't eat. GILBERTA HECKEL "Daughter" can make hats galore If you just allow her to have the floor: She can play and do other things, too: She will even bob your hair for you. ANNA HELMIC The Millvale Local brings to town A girl named Anna Helmic, We always know when she's around, She always acts so comic. HAROLD HERRINGTON "There studious let him sit, and hold high con- verse with the mighty." THE WAH HOO JULIA HILL-"Jewel" Histrionic power has she In tragedy or comedyg Eyes, hands, voice, all three, Expressive to the n'th degree. HILL HILLDORFER In the old high school halls you may find him today Always ready his part he fulfills, And we'll never forget him, But be glad that we met him In Allegheny, among the hills. CLAIR HILLIARD A farmer from the hilly hills of Etna. WALLACE H ITE At tennis Wally's a regular shark. We always did think he was some kind of a fish! THE WAH HOO ARTHUR HOFFMAN "Art" can manage the basketball team Well as anyone ever seen. Next in baseball on him gaze, His playing all his friends amaze. DOROTHY HOLMES Known by her stature, Loved for her smile, A true, true friend That is well worth while SARAH HOPEWELL If you have to write a theme. A very good thing to do Is to ask Miss Sarah Hopewell, And she will write it for you. FLORENCE HOPKINS Bright, snappy, an independent imp, that's Flossieq Studious, yet worries not, that's Flossie. She'll make her mark as sure as fate, Efficient and right up-to-date, that's Flossie, 40 IHE VVQXI-I Hoo EDNA HUGHES--'Eddie-r ' VVas never known to lose her temper. Is always the same sweet maidg To those in distress she is ever willing A hand to lend in aid. MABEL HUTTENHAUER l'But to know her was to love her." RAY HYDE Ray is a chap that is very well known, He is always dressed spic and span, With his hair combed slick and his shoes shined so I'll say he's a fine "Dapper Dan." ELIZABETH IRWIN Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. -,S'hak'vspeare. THE VVAH HOU GRACE JACKSON A girl of many talents, JOHN JACKSON Read the "Jazz Encyclopedia," edited by ,l. ,li ,l. ,l. Jackson. HARRY JACOBS "Harp" says to refer you to "Jac0b's Ladder." CHILDS JAMIESON Our Editor-in-Chief, our Wah Hoo Leader. The president of Litg In dignity, to find his equal, You'd have to Search a bit. HE WAH HOO PHILIPPINE JOHNSTON One of 307's trio Of perfect grades, all A'sg Her brilliancy and knowledge Doth all the class amaze. MARGARETTA KELLER-"Twin" Her ivory hands on the ivory keys, Strayed in iitful fantasy. DOROTHY KELLY There's a girl in our class of Irish descent, Her name is Dorothy Kellyg She's going out to the man of her choice, For him to bake and make jelly. NORMAN KELLY Another Kelly, but absolutely no relation to the other. T H E NV A H H Q C EVA KING Here's to our friend, Miss King, VVliose voice has such a pleasant ring. HARRISON KIRKWOOD When any mischief's brewing, When any joke is stewing, Kirk's there when something's doing. 'Tis the fun of life he's viewing. OLIVE KIRSCHNER To see her is to love her. And love but her foreverg For nature made her what she is. And never made anither. GRACE KLEEB-"Gracie" Grace is quiet and gentle, Her voice is soft and low, She's seldom seen without Georgie, For always together they go. 44 l H XY A H H O O A DAM HOLLER Adam Holler, Adam Kryzkalski disguised. ALICE KUHN Alice never dances, Alice never sings, Tho' she's quite a star at basketball And many other things. GEORGE KANZ Not as he takes, but as he gives, Not as he prays, but as he lives-A These are the things that make for peace. Both now and after time shall cease. WALTER KASTNER Brisbane's rival. For verification see the "Battle Ax." Apply to 207. THE VVAH HO ELIZABETH KOLISH Her eyes are brown, her hair is darkq In chemistry, she is a shark. ALBERT KOHNFELDER "Anything for a quiet life" fin Saxonlmurgj. LEAH KRIIQGER She would stop to grab a bite, That's why she isn't lightg She wouldn't saeriflce her weight just to keep from being late. A bad impression this might leave, But household arts Leah can achieve. MARIE KRESS " 'Where did you Colne from, baby dear. 'Out of the everywhere into heref 'Where did you get those eyes so blue?' AOut of the sky as I came through."' ws r + THE VVAH HOU LOUIS KAUFMAN His face is smiling as the sun When a basketball game they've won, He wins the hearts of all in school. "Be Friendly," is his well-worn rule. LEWIS LEGGATE Of all the gallants in 307, Our Lewis was the last to dot? his short jeans He's small, but mighty at getting adsg He works very hard and uses fair means. HAZEI. LEY And little blue-eyed Hazel Ley VVil1 ever after ramble Through all the years that come to pass VVith dear little Bernard--1 ISADORE LICHTER Isadore Lichter is his name, Some day he'll reach the Hall of Fameg For tho' he's quiet, we can state, That when hc speaks his words have weight. THE WTAH HOO HELEN LIMBURG Fair and haughty, Tall and blonde, Pretty as a pictureg Loved so well By those who know her. lsn't that a mixture? RAMON LITHGOW A budding artist that was nipped in the bud. GEORGE LOBINGIER Lobingier, of dancing fame, Now isn't it really a shame. In the senior play his feet he can't wield, For his part is none other than the butler Smithfield? ARTHUR LUDVVIG A competitor of Burbank and Thoreau. THE VVAH HOO VINCENT LUPINACCI This gentleman's name we will not repeat, For to pronounce it truly is a feat, But when the class of '22 has something really hard to do On whom did they call? You. LOUIS LUSTENBERGER l'For we, who now behold his ways, Have eyes to wonder, but lack tongues to praise. We have not skill enough his worth to sing." Ross LUSTENBERGER " fl Hide not your light under a bushel-let your bril- liance shine. BRONSON LUTY Always, always do your duty, Says the sage, our Mr. Luty. THE WAH H00 CLAYTON MacMILLAN Clayton MacMillan, bright and sedate, Is a good-looking fellow from 308. W HELEN MacMILLAN "She's pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on" ALICE MCAFEE "All is not gold that glitters." CLARA MCCANDLESS "My tongue within my lips I rein. VVho talks too much must talk in vain." HE VVAH H00 LESLIE MCCLERG Here is the man who has the power and skill To stem the torrent of a woman's will. ELIZABETH MCCLYMONDS-"Betty" They tell me that I'm quiet, That I never make any noise. But this only me annoys. I'm as full of fun and frolic As any girl can beg It's just because I'm bashful That my nonsense you don't see, ANDREVV McCREERY A braw Scotch lad, "a strappin' youth. But blate and laithfu' scarce can weel behave," Sac clean and neat he doth appear, "What makes the youth sae bashfu' and sae grave?" SAMUEL MCCUNE We hope that he will not stop At being "Henry" in "The Florist Shop." But that he long will use his gift In giving Fox a great big lift. 'li li E XY A H HO RUBY MQFADDEN "Friendship, esteem and fair regard. And praise. her just rewardf' HAROLD McKEE Bashful, shy, and so carefree, Is this High School man, McKee. JOHN MQKNIGHT From the wilds oi West View McKnight hails forth, A minister's son VVho has proved his worth. MARGARET MAEDER 207's girl athlete Is Peg Maeder, who sing's so sweet' She plays tennis, basketball and all Now that's enough about her, I guess. the rest 3 I HE XVAH HOO XVILLARD MAINHART Mainhart has no heart, they say, but I deny it He has a heart, and gets his speeches by it. LOUIS MAHRONIC A perfect gentleman, kind and polite, In all studies, a shining light, Respected, loved, by everyone, Business-like, yet full of fun. ANNA MARTIN "All that in woman is adored ln thy dear self I End." CHARLOTTE MEARS Charlotte is jolly and pleasant, She does her work with a willg Wherever she's needed she's present, Hard places she's ready to Fill. THE WAH HOU ETHEL MEN SCH Ethel hails from Emsworthg It's near Dixmont. I think! Nui Ced. JAMES MERCER A quiet fellow now is he, But a friend of his we long to be, And tho' funny he may do his party We know what he says comes from his heart. EMANUEL M ERWICK "Among unequals what society consort, what har- mony or true delight." CTherefore, let us be So- cialistsj EDVVARD MEYER A man who has the gift of gab! 54 lun WAH H00 LILLIAN MONTAGUE "A day for toil, an hour for sport, But for a friend, life is too short." VR EDERICK MOORE Owen Moore, Mabel Moore, Tom Moore, Mildred Moore, Watt Moore?-why, Fred Moore! X1 ABEL MOORE Mabel Moore is a girl I know. With eyes as blue as blue. She calls everyone a squirrel. But forgets that she's one, too! M ILDRED B. MOORE-"Mid" Sympathetic, ambitious, jolly is she, Popular among us she could but beg r "Mid" is a willing worker in anything worth while, VVe love to hear her talk and see her friendly smile. THE XVAH HOU H ARR Y M ORETH He resides over hill and dale, Out in the world so far. Where do you think he lives? Why, out in Ingomar. A N NA M ORGAN-"Anne" Diligently studying all the day, "Anne" hasn't much time to play, ALICE MOTCHMAN If silence is golden, As some people say. The treasure our Alice has She never could weigh. VVILLIAM MUELLER Bill is a student through and through, And what was asked, he always knew How to answer bright and quick. And as a fellow he's a brick. THE WVAH HOU L' I .A UDE N EW HART "I find you want me to furnish you with argu ment and intellect. too."-Ibid. LILLIAN NICHOLS Lillian, Lillian, blue-eyed belle, With her work prepared so wellg Studious, modest and serene, She has won over our high esteem. GRACE NUTTALL She's witty to talk with And pretty to walk with And pleasant to think on, too. M IRIAM l"Mini"j OLBUM "If you say a thing loud enough and long enough they will believe you." THE WAH HOU FRANK O'MALLEY Hurray for the Irish Republic! "Two Eggs!" HELEN OPAWSKI . "In mirth and woe her voice is low. A Her calm demeanor never flutteredg Her every accent seems to go Straight to one's heart as soon as uttered." EMMA PATCH'-"Patchie" Ever helping, Always kind,, Sure, and it's Emma Patch. VVith light bobbed hair. And smiling eyes, She surc is a good catch. ALBERT PATTERSON The Encyclopedia Britannica has nothing on him. X S8 llllfl XVA1-I HOO LI LLIAN PATTON "The great and small but rarely meet On terms of amity complete." IOHN H. PETH lt's Johnny this, and Johnny that, And, Iohnny do this work. And you can bet your bloomin' nut That Johnny doesn't shirk. IOHN PRITCHARD Little. hut, Oh, my! M A RGAR ET PROBST Of all the girls that are so smart. There is none like Peggy Probst. -Henry Carey THE XYA H H 1 ANNA RAY "A face that's best By its own beauty drest And can alone commend the r Sl ARR RA Y est." They say that in our civics classes There is a boy named Ray. And every month we know he passes Because he recites every day. LILLIAN REED-"Lilly" An awful tease, a peck of fun, A loyal friend, a jolly chum. ANNA REINING Here is a maid who is rather s On account of her smiles she i mall 5 s liked by all HE VVAH HOO VV ILLIAM REINING An artist great is he, As clever as can beg All drawings in the Wah Hoo I-Ie's called upon to do, HELEN REUTER-"Twin" She giggles and continually talks And when she goes upon her walks She ever lingers near a certain place Hoping for a glimpse of "Johnnie's" face KATHERINE RICHARDS Small and dainty. Fair and sweetg To be her friend Is quite ri treat. JOHN RILEY Riley hails from the Emerald Isle. Upon his face is a permanent smiley To him life seems so well worth-while. THE XVAH HOU MYRTLE AYLEY "An elegant sufficiency, content, retirenlent, rural quiet, friendship, books, ease and alternate labor. useful life, progressive virtue, and approving Heaven" EDWARD RIPPER Mr. Ripper, as you see, Is a good old scoutg Every time he's invited to tea He always manages to be out. WILLIAM ROCK Our Billy, our Billy, Keeps ringing in our ears. My Billy, my Billy, Dispels all Mary's fears. ALFRED ROMITO Alfred-a noble name to live up to. HE XYAH HOG EUGENE RUTH Eugene Roth is a student Upon whom one can relyg In the business world that he'll enter. This trait will rate him high. HARRIET SAMPLE On Harriet Sample you can be stakin All your hard earned gold, For she'1l win out what shes' about, So I have oft been told. KATHERINE SAUER Although her name is Katherine Sauer. She is very sweet, And to know her is to love her: She's a girl that can't be beat. SYDNEY SAUI. "Tut, tut, tut. meah tritlesf' says our Syd. ' VVhich proves our statement. that he's some kid T H E NV A ,H ll U U 03 MARGARET SCHAUER-"Peg" Tall and slender, Black haired, tender, Is there any service She would not render? ALF SCHMIDT Oh,, hear ye, near and far, Of Schmidt, the baseball starg With his astounding game He'll bring A. H. S. to fame. AARON SCHVVARTZ Aaron. the silent. IRWIN SCHWARTZ A second Burke. He would argue the head off IA tack. THE WAI-I HOU ELSIE SCOTT She dresses aye so clean and neat, Both decent and genteel, And then there's something 'bout her gait Gars any dress look weel. ALICE SEMELER Alice's faith and Alice's trust Write the characters in dust. wScott. NI ARTHA SCHUKER A shy little maiden, sweet and demureg Nursing's to be her profession. MINNIE SILVERBERG Minnie is beautiful and therefore may be woo'd She's a woman, therefore may be won. -Shakespeare. THE NXQXH ll EARL SIMMS The Admirable Simms. MILTON SLEEMAN Unlike his namesake, Milton, VVho wrote in days of old. Our Milton likes not English, At least, that's what we're told. HENRIETTA SMITH A common name, but not a commo OLIVE SNYDER Bobbed hair and coal black eyes, Has quiet Olive Snyderg But 'pon my word, she'd be a peach For any boy who spied her. n person PHE WAI-I HOO PAUL SNYDER Paul, as you know, is a wireless shark, And you ought to hear his sending-set bark. But it aids him little in English class, But for a few worse pupils, in rank he'd be GERTRUDE SPARGU-"Genie" Best things come in small packages. DANll'll. SPISAK Rlankety-blank-blank. Qlllank versej FREER STA LNEKER Freer is very quietg Yes, I know that's true, But "still water runs the deepest." Frcer's thorough, through and through, last 'l' H E XX' A H H O U fm CHARLES STEWART With ever a smile and a cheery "Hello," He'll always make friends wherever he may gn, MARGARET STUART Large of stature, Very good cook. She can tell stories Long as a book. LAURISTON STONE 307. You've heard of their But know you the person who rules this domain? Our president, commanding, bright, debonnair, He's Lauriston Stone, with sarcastic air. ELLEN STRAUSS Oh, Ellen's eyes, sweet Ellelfs we Illumined with celestial dyes. They haunt my dreams VVith gentle gleams, Wistful. tristful. twilight eyes. fame, VHF. VVAH HOO DICK SWEARINGTON Of all the boys that ever were seen There's none so fine as Dick Swearington. Xl AY TEMPLER May gave us an "Old Maid's Warnin" in Lit But we know that for her it doesn't fit, For a young man is already-oh, well, Listen some day for the wedding bell. RALPH THOMAS Ralph is not perfect, but of heart So high, of such heroic rage, That even his hopes become a part Of Earth's eternal heritage. -Gilder HOB THOMAS Robert lives in Glenshaw, Near to Pittsburgh's dirt and noise, But he comes to Allegheny, VVhere they raise good girls and boys. 'l' H E XX' A HH MEYER TOLOCHKO "I am the State!" CLARA TRENT Yes, Music is the prophet's art, Among the gifts which God has sentg For hope and faith alike impart Their sweetness to its full extent. PHILIP TUCKER A friend so kind, a friend so true. All your friends confide in you. ESTHER VALE Everyone knows Esther Vale, As she's a popular girl. She loves to dance, is always gay, VVhen all the books are put away. HE WAI-I HOO MERRY VAN HORNE Oh, Joy! Oh, Joy! are words we often hear, And from our eyes they banish every tear. Yes, Merry Van Horne frees us from all care With gayest chattering and laughter rare. VIRGINIA VAN SITTERT-"Jinny" Though not so bright, And not angelic, She certainly is witty, For she writes poems, Oh, so well, And my! but she is pretty. IQLSIE VON HOF lflsie of the bobbed hair, Tresses of dusky brown, And the boys always want to know XVhen this lass comes to town. FILM A WALTERS just a little maid from Allegheny High, Quiet and pleasant, a trifle shy, Can accomplish much does she but try. 'Tis our lilma. THE VVAH HOU OREN VVEINMAN Oren VVeinman of Ingomar Is He rides around in a wonderful happy and carefree 5 car, To see what he can see. THOMAS WHlPPLE VVhipple is another flivverite VVho does not know how to drive aright, But in,scl1ool a straight course he steers, And so for Whipple we give three cheers. DOROTHY WlCliS-"Dot" Here we have a maiden fair, She She She She She who says red is her hair: can talk, she can dance, can cast a wicked glance, has pretty eyes of blue, is a friend, staunch and true, GERTRUDE YNILLIAMS A maiden quiet and demure. Of manner gentle, shy, Of her aim she's very sure: No work she passes by. 12 lHE XVAH HOU MIRIAM WISEMAN Miriam VViseman is sweet and kind. Jolly, lively, and refined, VVith many a smile and much cheery laughter: She is a girl worth going after. HILDA WOHLEBER "She was trained in Natures school. Nature had blest herg A waking eye, a prying mind, A heart that stirs, is hard to bind." SAMUEL VVGLF Samuel Wolf is a lover bold fAs he showed us on the stagej. VVhe11 he made love to Jessie Wills VVhile her lover looked on with rage. FLORENCE YERKINS Florence Yerkins wears always a cheery smile, Nothing her good-natured temper can rileg She's just the same Florence wherever she meets YOU, And you always feel better after she greets you 'I' H li XY A H H O EDWARD YOUDEN His selection of a tailor. His choice of a hatter. Are to dehonair Ted A very grave matter. WILLARD YO UQNG Young and handsome, we all liked him, And vouched for him through thick and thi He got a job collecting class dues And then we began to take different views We all steer clear of Willard now: It's the dues we hate, not Young, I vow. CI-lhlS'l'liR JONES l The mildest manners and the gentlest heart. LUUISI1. jL'NliliR-"VVeedic" Ono might think her quiet, One might think her blue. Hut when you get to know her You'll like her as we do. THE XNAH H00 ALFRED KEEHNER Yea, we verily believe he's the most Bashful boy in our class. . I 4 KA X1 'F 1 . I lv-4 . -, A, ', , 4f'. t D77 .. MJ 'Ii ll li XX A ll H 0 U 75 etzun afssfmifig-ii4i'.kmrnft . vfessza "' 115- Y THE ORACLE THAT WAS BETTER SILENT "Say, what do you kids think I am !" the traffic cop exploded. "A lit- tle squirt jest asked me where the Yale Cubs and the Eagle Midgets wuz playin'g an' this afternoon one of those growed up high school kids with flat shoes and sawed-off skirts and hair wanted t' know what car it wuz that'd take her to her friend's house. She didn't know what car it wuz, but it left every hfteen minutes and what car wuz it?,' "And now you wanna iiztcrvicw me!!! XVhere do you kids get that stuff? Intcrvirrwf Huh!" and to punctuate his disgust he shifted his quid from starboard to port, blew his whistle and raised his arms, at which I instinctively ducked, before realizing it was the semaphore signal to direct traHic. But now, much abashed at his belligerent attitude, as he stood with outspread arms and cheeks Haming with the united effort of blowing his whistle and retaining his quid, I made an abrupt about face, stepped out of the way of two Buicks, over a Ford, and directly in front of an on-rushing truck. jumping to the curb, I looked around in time to see the driver put his hand to his heart and register ab- iect disappointment. He had missed me. I realized I was the cynosure of all eyes, so l slunk into the corner drug store and, in an embarrassed manner, ordered two nut sundaes. With a strange look on his face, the clerk pre- pared them. The lllan About Town was the pic- ture of dejection. He had counted on an interview with the traffic cop, and now, but one day before going to press. no interview had been secured. 76 'l' H E IN A H ll O U Then, realizing he was wasting time which was both "precious" and "gold- en," the M. A. T. summoned the blonde soda expert, who was apprais- ing himself in the only part of the wall mirror not utilized by white- washed letters. The blonde beauty looked round with a bored air, hnished correcting the alignment in the parting of his hair, then produced the check for which the M. A. T. waited. The M. then started across Ohio Street just in time to see his friend, the traffic cop, momentarily forget his pomposity in avoiding a machine driven by a woman. The minion of the law struck a pose, put his hands on his hips, and glared at her, swal- lowing tobacco and words. But the M. A. T. did not stop to gather round with the inevitable mob that surrounds anything from a Korn Kure demonstration to a side street Socialist. He was a victim of cursed melancholy. Mounting the steps to the statue of "The Reading Black- smith," he sat down to decide what he should tell the staff in the morning. "Interview, interview, interview," he sighed, not realizing he spoke aloud. "I can't get one anywhere." "An interview is a mutual sight or view, a conference 3 also the published statement of the material so obtained, so it is," quoth a lanate voice. The M. A. T. looked up with fright. There was no one near! Could he have been dreaming? "It can also be used as a verbg to converse, confer or confabulate. You can't fool me on a word," the melli- Huous voice continued. The M. A. T. then realized it must be the Reading Blacksmith who was speaking. "Yes, I've been sitting here for over two decades, reading this book by a glosso-grapher named Noah Webster. And it was my opinion until recently that the now inanimate Noah had them all backed otl' the boards, as a passerby put it. when it came to inventing words. But now I am fast losing faith in the aforementioned noted but now deceased lexicologist. VVhy, young man, do you know that only yester night a youth in bidding farewell to his friend, stated, 'Ta, ta, old oil can. I'm waltzin' over t' the slide arena to tear off a coupl'a hops with the Rig Berthasl' These high school couples that pause here to sepa- rate use hardly a word I can find in this book. And every day I hear words and phrases that the now de- funct Noah never thought of. Last Saturday night a young man informed a young lady that she was the 'bee's knees'g now, while I have never studied the anatomy of bees, I pre- sumed the remark to imply insignifi- cance, and though he said it in rather a flattering manner, I expected to see him 'propelled for a goal,' if you will allow me to use of colloquialism I re- cently heard." "But do you not find it almost un- bearable-sitting here doing nothing -forever ?" asked the M. A. T. "On the contrary," replied the Blacksmith. "There is not a more in- teresting corner in the city. I have watched the passing people and every incident here from auto collisions to verbal combats between man and wife for twenty-two years. And the best part of it is I am unnoticedg I hear things that are not said for everyone's ears. I see man at his worst. Before I came here I used to feel an affection for people--now the main reason I seldom look up is to avoid seeing them." T "Is that the only reason you keep your eyes glued to this book!" ex- claimed the M. A. T. "Oh, no !" replied the statue. "It also enables me to hear and see things 'rH1z W.-KH Hoo 77 1 never would if 1 were to show my observance. I often sit here reading people's characters by their shoes as they pass. If a man's shoes are com- pletely shined he paid someone to shine them. Therefore he is lazy. If his shoes are only partly shined, and especially dull on the heels and the in- sides, he shined them himself, and only half did the job. Therefore he is lazy." "ln other words," mouthed the M. A. T., in mimic wonder, "you know that all people are lazy by merely looking at their shoes. "Exactly," agreed the Blacksmith, the irony missing him completely. "And if the inside of the left shoe is brighter than that of the right shoe," he continued, "the man is right handed. If the shoelace is tied in a good, firm knot it denotes a good, Hrm characterg in a loose knot, vice versa." "What philosophical observations !" said the M. A. T. derisively. The statue, Hattered at the flow of his own intellect, continued. "Also if a high school girl Hurries past with sport shoes bearing great footprints of dirt on the toes, 1 know that she is either popular at school and the fel- lows think it is clever to step on her toes, or else she comes to school on a Crosstown carf' "Marvelous, my dear Sherlock," acclaimed the Man, Wlatsonically. "Your deductions are astounding." "Yes," agreed the statue, "I have been sittin' here for over twenty years studying and observing. And things are changing all the time. Even when I first came here the Allegheny High School lovers used this corner as a trysting place. The boy then came up in a racetrack suit and a startling mus- tacheg the girl wore curves where they were needed and a hat that sat up on the top of her head like a brooding chicken. And they would rattle away in an old, one horsepower buggy. The idea of a 'speedy young fella' in those days was a boy! who had ribbons on his buggy whip! "Now the dashing high school Don juan bounds up in a Ford and a trick- belted suit, picks up the startlingly dressed young lady and jogs off, hit- ting on all two. yThere isn't much dif- ference except that twenty years ago the maid blushed--Now she shouts, "Howdy, jim!"i The M. A. T.iwas thrilled. He now realized he could use the statue's re- marks for an interview. jumping up, he thanked the 'Reading Blacksmith, who said, "Stop and talk to me again sometime, or if you're ever confused on a word. I intend to invent a new dictionary when I am freed." "Will you then some day be re- leased ?" exclaimed the surprised Man. The statue answered, "Yes, when a Crosstown car passes that is not crowded!" lt was ll P. M. The M. A. T. COV- ered his typewriter, which was still hot. The interview was finished! But the Man was left musing. He had won an interview, but lost a friend. The Reading Blacksmith had always been a comfort to the Man: a silent and sympathetic companion when he needed one and the Man had always thought of him as a strong and deep characterg as firm and indomitable as yon boulders, jutting from yon moun- tainside, as the interviewers say of XVilliam S. Hart. The M. A. T. sighed resignedly, "Sometimes it's a good thing these strong silent men don't say muchg you'd be disappointed if they did." I TEE BEE. THE VVAH HOU ANNOUNCEMENT The Man About Town will review each one of the ten plays recommended by the Drama League appearing here next season. The plays will be re- viewed in the order of their appear- ance. See them, and order your Wah Hoos early. 'lillli XX'.Xll HHH 79 SOVILHOMORE JUNIOR SENIOR CC,,,4: I ' fVrf32 fi .f s'f5HWi V 69' CLASS-'AFFAIRS "Ni 5. DRAMATICS CLUBS , Eff if gmgfm WAI-1 Houma X, 1.i'rE.nAmr SOCIE.'l'Yigig' ggi, WAHOOINGS The editor sat slumped before his desk slowly masticating the end of his "Dixon BB-305." He was vacantly staring straight ahead and his hands folded on the desk before him slowly clasped and unclasped. He swallowed hard two or three times and blinked rapidly as a tear slowly oozed out from the corner of his eye and took its course down toward the end of his slightly turned up nose. NVith a doleful sigh he came out of his reverie, and with a hasty glance about the room, brushed the unmanly tear aside. Then sighing still more deeply began slowly to push his "Dixon BB-305" across the page before him, shaking his head from time to time. What could ail him? Had he heard some of the comments about his efforts in the last issue of the VVah Hoo? No! lt was none of these. The editor was writing his last material for this paper, and he was loathe to do so, for strange as it may seein he is fond of his department. PK HF HK Pie judging from the various scores Allegheny has been piling up, Coach Briggs had better get a little better opposition. How about starting on the Pirates or the lx"lCCil'I1VVlllCl1? if wk Pk ak The Senior Play, as is usual with all Allegheny activities was a big success. Pk as at Pk Before long a new staff will take up where we leave off. During our regime we have done all we could to make this a bigger, brighter, better paper, but we hope the "stall" of 'ZZM will do a great deal more than we have. PK PK Bk Dk To accomplish anything requires workg hard, earnest, persistent wok- but we know you will, 1222. "The Class" wishes you the greatest possible 80 'I' H li W A H H O O success along every line and we know that you will uphold the old standards and traditions of Allegheny. Pk lk Dk bk Aren't Seniors important looking? Don't worry-you'll become that way too. It's natural. :sf 4: if wk It's just about warm enough for the ladies to don their furs. ik -oc ak Pk We wonder how many have perfect records for their 8 o'clock classes. Isn't it a temptation to be late? The bed certainly feels good to us in the morning. . Pk Bk Dk bk We hear there are going to be about 10,000 students here next semester. Question-VVhere are they going to find room? wr ik ir an Boys-Join the "Anti-Coat League." Pk lk ik Plf Well, here we are again. Dk Dk bk lk The Senior Issue! Pk Dk IF bk How we have looked forward to it-our senior issue. :sf io: if Pk Vacation at last! Where are you goin'? Camp. farm. work, loaf,-which? Anyway you are going to have a good time. wk is if ak Isn't it hard to work this hot weather? Hard ?-It's impossible! Pk bk Pls Pk Two motorists were arguing as to the gasoline consumption of their cars! "VVhat's the most you ever get out of your car?" asked motorist No. 1. "l0 times in one mile." answered No. 2. IN WHAT CLASS DO YOU BELONG? There are three kinds of public thinkers in America. They are: fab 'Those who know the facts and can soundly reason them out to a. numbers rational conclusion. In 1 maximum estimatej they are about 3 per cent of the aggregate. fbj Those who do not know the facts, and Qhaving neither industry nor abilityj never can learn themg or who, by accident, should get the facts, could not, because of feebleness, deal with them sensibly. This class num- bers, say, 45 per cent of the aggregate. fcj Those who maliciously distort the facts, or concoct what they term the facts, and are always thinking of themselves C in their scramble for sub- scribers, votes and publicityi and never of the truth or the United States. They number, at least, 52 per cent of the aggregate. The diffusion of bunk, in the main, is directly chargeable to them.-The Nalioifs Bzlxizzess. L RX Q Qk W :gg 1:41-J gk xgg? 'ir s-K if 'iw S ein, sal X ii , A - f- 2' f yggh.. 5 P A , 'h ir 91 l f , A-.L ,W . " W ' ,-A l N Q 82 'I' ll li XY X H H UU CLUBS Lolubasgow Lolubasgow bids farewell to the Wah Hoo and A. H. S. with this issue. In other words, we are all graduating. Our illustrious roll, 8 names long, is as follows: Louis Lustenberger, the hay-seed from Evergreen, par excellanceg Ross Buck, the well-known Ford speed kingg Lauriston Stone, our bright and particular star of the foot-lights: Bronson B. Luty, otherwise known as the class nut, Thomas VVhipple. who doesn't know whether he lives in Millvale or on Brighton Road: William Aston, our shining example. soon leaving as Methodist mission- ary to the starving heatheng George Lobingier. self-confessed lady-killer. Bradford "hick" tho he is: and John Gordon our anaphiaborical presi- dent. The above-mentioned have been very active in Allegheny as a club and as individuals. The Wah Hoo and dramatics seem to have attract- ed most of our attention. VVe have 5 members of the Wah Hoo staff, 6 members and the chairman of the Senior Playl Committee and 4 of the cast of the Senior Play out of a pos- sible six, with its business manager and senior stage manager also. Our dramatics have not been confined to the Senior Play, as the various mem- bers have taken part in plays for Lit throughout the semester. While we have never pretended to excel as social lions, we have managed to have some mighty fine times. As Luty says, "there are Z kinds of good times. those with girls and those without." We have seen his judgment vindicated, having en- joyed both. Our semester's calendar has included a swimming party, and several theatre parties Csaus les femmesi, and on the other hand a Decoration Day picnic. a dinner party, a dinner dance, and two or three just plain parties. Our good times as a club are not going to end with graduation. They are merely ending in Allegheny High. In closing this chapter of our career, we extend heartiest good wishes t-o all oulr classmates and friends of Allegheny, where such fellowship as we have enjoved and are enjoying was made possible. W. A. A. F. Parting is such great sorrow And yet the time arrives Where best of friends must separate Perhaps for the rest of their lives. And now our turn is coming We don't know what to say We will miss you, Allegheny, When we have gone our way. At every fortnight meeting We'll think and talk of you We love you, Allegheny, For we're UW. A. A. F." girls through and through. M. S. '22, THE XY KH HOU 83 Fadiula A Although the Fadiula Club article has not appeared in the last two edi- tions, our activities have progressed rapidly. First, before giving you our social activities for the past semester, we wish the graduating class our best wishes. Now, that the preliminary part is over, let us look over the semester's activities. We have had two house parties, one swimming party at the "Nat' 'and a two-day hike to Zeli- nople. That was certainly some hike, sleeping on the ground and cooking our own meals like regular campers do. On April lZ, Nat the home of jim Neal we held the initiation of three new members, Richard Brien, Elmer Klaber and Louis Leggate. The initiation took, place in an old haunted "Scout Shanty" near the Neal home. , We have now been organized one year and our alumni list has grown to two, Louis Leggate and Ralph Brown. We are certainly proud of this growing list, as all clubs should be. Wishing you all a pleasant vacae tion, we remain, Yours respectfully, i FADIULA., 652080 "Z08" held a picnic at Cabin No. 1, Riverview Park, May 23. About forty of the members were present. An exciting baseball game was the first big event. "Percy" Kunsak pitched a wonderful game. All one could see was "smoke" In the tennis court, Neal and Haler tied Shoub and Dunbar. Neal and Haler won from Zoller and Bayne, 6-O. Muchow and Smith won from McGrath and Bandi, 6-1 and 6-3, while Dunbar and Neal met and defeated Smith and Muchow, 6-4 The supper was great, the hot dogs were so full of animation that they jumped right down the feasters' throats. Cake, lemonade and Eski- mo pies were the drawing cards. After supper the clu-b held an initia- tion and the following members were enrolled: Michael Waroblyak, Ed- ward McGrath, iWilIiam Einhauser. George Kanz, William Maier, Ray- mond Bandi and Marshall Ashworth. The word 0208" will always re- main fresh in their memory. At the short business meeting held in the Cabin, Mr. George Newman was unanimously elected to be an honorary member of "208." Night settled down, the remaining Eskimo pies were passed out and the club members went their way home. recounting to each other their differ- ent experiences. Was this picnic successful? None could be better. But wait till you hear about our big picnic in June when all members hope to he present. . Sl Tllli XY Xll HHH I,lC.Xl'1'RQ t'l,l'P Euterpean Trio ln the fall of 19.21, a trio with Raymond if liandi, violing Russell R. Cook, flute. and lilla Stribrny, piano, organi7ed at Allegheny High School as the 'tliuterpean Trio." This trio had been working to- gether for two years-their first public performance given for Chapel in the fall of 1019. The members then were R. C. Randi. violin: R, li. Cook, flute: Alice llolmes, piano. Their last performance before the reorganization was at Com- mencement, 1921, when R. Ii. Cook and Alice Holmes graduated. The trio played not only for school activities, but for public recitals, at the llfilliam Penn Hotel and with Ur. Koch at the organ recital at Carnegie Nlusic llall, April 9, 1922, rendering the following program : l. Herd Girl's Dream ...,....... rl. l.ubit.vky Z. Romance from lfliclair .... I". li. Ilalevy 3. Nocturne 1 ................. lfrarz: Bchf -1. livening on the Sea ........ Frou: Behr On lune 5, 1922. the trio played in Alle- gheny Chapel. rendering: Swiss ldyl .....,............... .fl Lange Serenade ...,.....,............. 11. E. Tit. The last named piece was the first piece which the trio played in 1919. june S 1932. will be probably the last appearance in the Allegheny High School. This trio has presented a grade of music which is technically more difhcult anc from the art standpoint more intellectua than is usual among high school musicians Allegheny High School has prophesiec that a line future lies before the lfuterpear Trio. 'I' H E W A H ll U O 85 Lit I am sure you will all agree with me that the peppiest period of the week is the Sth on Friday. It is true that having Lit before lunch is quite a hardship fto the actors especiallyj. Every bell that rings reminds us of the lunch room and the "contents thereof 3" the sounds of walking and talking in the hall add to the con- fusion and usually just at the climax of the recitation or play-ding-a- ling-a-lingg and t-he whole thing is spoiled. However, l think we have adapted ourselves to this inconven- ience and are getting more out of Lit than we used to. Then our programs-Our class. abounds in great tragedians, and tragediennes, comedians and come- diennes, orators, musicians and de- baters and they all gave excellent examples of their ability. Our pro- grams surely vvere spicy, for vari- ety's the spice of life you know. But when all's said and done -credit should be givenl where credit is due -therefore we tall heartily join in giving Miss Hoyve a' vote of thanks for all the benefits and entertainment we have derived from "Our Lit." The A. H. S. Band T The 1922 Band of Allegheny High School is recognized as one of the best bands ever turned out in the school. The organization of the Band was very difficult, owing to the fact that the Band is made up of Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors, and that a schedule had to ble m-ade up which would ht the varying schedules of the Band mem- bers. The Band consists of forty-six pieces, under the direction of Mr. Ralph E. Blakeslee. and the manage- ment of Robert C. Dixon and Harold Morewood. The instrumentation of the Band is as follows: Comets- Keith Vlfildeson, Carl Dawson. Harry Scarlatta. Edwin Ellis, .Toseph Jarvis, Samuel Lichter. Charles Low. John Thomas, William VVieg' mang B Hat Tenor Saxaphones- Edward Keil, Charles Berg, George Hawk. VVilliam Dietrich: C Melody Saxaphones-Walter Scott, Maurice Bigelow, 'Carl Volkwein, Eldred Yochem: Alto Saxaphones--Robert Dixon, Harold Stangeeg Baritones- Stanley Dodsworth, Kenneth Baird, Altos-Earnest Sevcick, James Mc- Donough, Ross Buck, Gilbert Sar- verg A 1 Clarinets-Alvin Rudert, John Jackson, Charles Herpich, Ralph Ramacciotta, Maurie Cuda, Julius Harris, Drums - Lyman Thompson, Harry Morrison, Robert Dell, Oran Weinman, Francis Elia, Cymbals--Edward Downes: Trom- bones-Jacob Hill, Thomas West, Harry Moreth, Ralph Welerg Tubas -Harold Morewood, VVilliam Mar- tin: Piccolo-Mark Ray: Flute-f John Rathgeber. The Band has played successfully for the school several times this year. It opened the Baseball Season with a parade to Phipps Field. It has played in Chapel twice, once for Senior chapel, and once for the Sophomore group. It was given the honor. and was asked to represent the Bell Telephone Co. in its annual tournament of music at Motor Square Garden. lt played for the 86 'I' H E KN x TAH HOU Memorial Day parade. in which the entire Allegheny High School paraded to the Carnegie Music Hall. The band has several more oppor- tunities to represent the school in the near future, namely, to play for a corner stone laying in one of the city's new schools, and to play in ichapel again for the Seniors, and for the Sophomores. The credit of or- ganizing one of the most successful Bands of Allegheny High School has ever' had falls to Director Ralph E. lilakeslee, and managers who aided him, and the faithful boys that did the playing. ROBERT DIxoN, Manager. FOR THE GIRLS ONLY! IBy a Male Cynicj You girls make me laughg you who dress and walk like peacocksg you who don't know what to say to a fellow when he tries to talk to youg you who are full of affectationsg you who never forget complimentsg you who "never sit anywhere but the first floor"g you who walk down the street a rainbow-riot of colors and think that all the boys who are look- ing at you are admiring you: you who go to a theater late and jostle into your seat without begging any- one's pardon: you who gaze at your- selves in your hand mirrors so often that you must think you are beauti- fulg you who can't keep your mind on anything for live minutesg you who chew gum incessantlyg you who finish your egg and ham sandwich in the hallg you who call a fellow "cute"g you who scream like mad whenever our team makes a pointg you who think you are entertaining callers when you "tell fortunes" and play the Sheikg you who can not forget that you are girlsg you who are.shocked at anything you don't understandg you who wear party dresses to schoolg you who let a fellow take you to a baseball game under the impression that you uh- derstand itg you who say "it's the berries"g you who read Billy and Betty and their love through the agesg you who "just love Hart, Schaffner and Marx boys"g you who think the "Herd Girl's Dream" is musicg you who keep all your mush notesg you who get a new "case" every monthg you who giggle half the timeg you who dream of moon- light canoeings with your male flap- perg you who don't seem to realize that there are other things in life be- sides getting the seams straight in the backs of your stockings. You girls make me laugh. "The father of Success is XVork. The mother of Success is Ambition. The oldest son is Common Sense. Some of the other boys are: Perse- verance, Honesty, Thoroughness, Foresight, Enthusiasm. Coopera- tion. . The oldest daughter is Character. -Some of the sisters are: Cheerful- ness, Loyalty. Courtesy, Care, Economy, Sincerity, Harmony. The 'baby is Opportunity. Get acquainted with the "old man" and you will be able to get along pretty well with all the rest of the family." Du. FRANK CRANE. xx, "7-3 I? 11,1 A 'Ah x 1, ' ,mmAk N ?'f? 'Ew l QQ k ' L' 'v Xen wwf-wffga fr' ' Ima.: ,I - ,Z ll' -5 .-r'--1+ M " ,ggfix .. 'Wy- gi 'Inq 'l'll li 'XX .X H HOU l9Z.Z Ll'l' PROGRAM Hi-Y Club The Allegheny Hi-Y has just tin- ished one of its most successful years. The membership was larger than it has been for several years. Under the able guidance of Chief Xkilliams. the club steadily and successfully strove towards its object, namely. to lift Allegheny higher. Over 200 fel- lows were interviewed in M. Lf F. week, a banquet and reception was given to the football team, and later in the year, to the basketball players. One of the best events of the whole year was a reunion held for all .Xllef gheny Hi-Y members since the forma- tion of the club in l9l2, with the present members serving as hosts. 'lihe season's program included many fine speakers, including llr. ll. H. Davis, joe Mears, Reverend G. A. Long, Mr. il. C. Mace, Mr. and Mrs. VVill Cressy, Tom Anderson, R. A. Mellowel, Herb Mcfracken and Mr. Li. l'. Vlluertenberger. The otiicers were: Childs Jamieson, presidentg blames Neal, vice president, and .lohn Gordon, secretary. The treasurer for the first semesteriwas Robert Mckiune. and at his graduation in February. McThesney Adams was elected. 'lihe club is losing Chief XVilliams next year, the pressure of his outside work being too great for him to con- tinue as club secretary. Mr. Rope. from llultalo, will have charge next year and is expected to keep the club up to its present high standard. 1 . If QQ lp y iq rw., ww. gr. LIB' r' , 1229- N 5, N'Il'nr 'vs Q iI1iN.4'rq, XA' ,iff x WYIA " 2 1 di L!5:'7i1Qx-...b,- 2 , esQl?P 6 X 'r "FW h ,, Q fi aff, ,S mf'zfifg b vlbxdixxlfk ' 'A ,Q fxxvg' lfhxs gg' KN! A W fs 'Gia 1 llll XX XII HHH if K: 5 , 3 4 iq J V , 5 xii gs, LQ A A 'X S' -ff wg , X M, Q mv Ba gg , 5 H Q 5 Q' R. f , Q 'E ix tx? 'i ff! 1 , Q f?'N f 4 ig 'S Q, jf. Wk 5 15 4 1 X Q x. J , I il mv Mmfw iff M KV Le W -:fi , T gif was A fffif. - 155553. . ,A w .5 , aa:-A Zim ,Bw W N, ggi? R Xie Riff! MK is QQ ,X 5 mx Q Q' Nm Ev Q' X xi W A -W K : HIS, f X N mr.--.-, -2.-'1::.'z-" f 4 92 TH Ii NVAH H UU Reverend M. B. Sloan The reason that the class of 1922 dedicated this year book to .Reverend Sloan is, of course, the fact that he is the "Father of Allegheny High," having drawn up the resolution to establish a high school in the old City of Allegheny, now the :North Side. But this is by no means Mr. Sloan's only claim to a niche in the hall of fame. To quote Mr. Sloan himself, "There were but two things that kept me from being president of the United States-the nomination and the election." But seriously speaking, he was Captain of Company F, 105th Illinois Infantry during the Civil War, a member of the Board of Education that established the first high school in the City of Allegheny, and is at present Chaplain of the Baptist Or- phanage of this city. Mr. Sloan was 85 years "young" on the 13th of June, and if the wishes of the students of the Allegheny High School come true, he will be spared for many more years of usefulness and happiness. Wanderlust The surf breaks brave, milk white on the wave, A star looks down on its graveg But a joy set free comes surging through me Q Aff I gaze on the silver sea, Though the shimmering star sends its beams afar Engulfed in eternity. The sea's breast gleams in the moon, Like the light that lies in a gypsy's eyes, 'Neath midnight skies in June. The dark wave seems like a sea of dreams, And my soul it longs to see The land that lies past those western skies, VVhere the crimson sunsets be. THOMAS Bonus The iireily must be sternly warned To keep our laws in mind For brazingly he always has His headlight on behind. YALE To attempt to tell you, in a few words, all that Yale offers and is, is beyond me. Perhaps the best way is to describe those things which most impress a Freshman on arriv- ing in New Haven. For Yale, you know, is in New Haven, some seven- ty miles, or two hours and a half fsome say less, but that all dependsb from New York. New Haven is on Long Island Sound, has a beautiful QD haxbor, lighthouses, and all those marine effects. Alighting, I mean getting off the train in the New Haven Station of the N. Y., N. H. 81 H. one balmy summer afternoon in late September. the twentieth to be exact. the towers of New Haven rose before me. QNote-They were not really towers. I just said that because it,sounded nicej. Unlike the arrival of Frank Merriwell or Dick, his famous rela- tive, or other famous Yale men, I was not o'erleapt and -made rude sport of by a crew of frenzied sophs, for people regarded me not at all or with a "VVell, look what the wind blew in." Inquiring of a kind lady at the Traveler's Bureau fahem! cough here for effectj I found where Yale was located and proceeded to go there. For a fact, Yale has been in New Haven some centuries but several New Havenites looked at me as if I were speaking Chinese when 'I' H E WAH li UU 95 l asked the way to Yale. l"0h, he means the college," said one intelli- gent, keen looking youth, with a re- ceding chin and a pearl tie-pin. Pro- ceed-thenceward. I found the col- lege, got a room, and next morning proceeded into the entrance exam- inations. I emerged a week later, with my status as a Yale man still undetermined. Then came a session with the Board of Admissions and finally admittance. Then I embarked on my college career, full steam up. Big Organ- ization Meeting for Freshmen! The Dean, the Registrar and all the big professors in attendance! Much solemnityl Much interest! Much attention to the learned Dean's re- marks and then Rules! The book of Rules they gave us could have made Mister Hoyle sit up all night to think up something better. Having been told all we needed to do to uphold Yale traditions and to stay in school, we were released with schedules and lists of books to be bought. Once outside, we had to pass through a crowd of fervent students selling everything from subscrip- tions to the "Yale Daily News" to chapel seats. But a kind, patient smile of resignation and lofty pur- pose, and a gentle, but firm refusal usually turned aside a rabid sales- man. About the second night after school starts, the Freshmen-Sopho- more rush takes place on the old Yale Campus. In all seriousness, the campus is the finest part of Yale: great elm trees, the grass, the old fence, carved, covered with so many initials, the walls and the old ivy- clad buildings bring a slight appre- ciation of all that Yale has and is. On the Campus is Connecticut Hall, the oldest Yale building. It is a dormitory used by sophomores. Nathan Hale. Yalelgraduate. roomed here. Today, each of the inmates claims that he has Nathan's room. "Some rooms for Nathan," says I, The Rush starts about 8 o'cloclr. The Sophomores have a fence to guard and the Freshmen have one. The idea is for the Freshmen to cap- ture the Sophomore fence. The Sophomores do not want it to be captured. Result? Collision. Neither rules of International Law nor those of the Marquis of Queensbury are used. In fact, no rules are needed, for the object to be attained is easily understood, undertaken--sometimes, undertaker. Night has now fallen. Nobody heard it? Well, it fell. Flaring torch lights cast a lurid, flickering light over the mass of struggling, tum- bling young Americans, seriously in- tent on their 'business at hand. Oc- casionally, a protesting disheveled figure is dragged from the mill by a group of high-minded, good-hearted boys who believe the overheated youth should have a nice cold shower. So farward to the shower, and again, the youth yells. brings a mob of allies to his side, and the cap- turers are the captured and the show- erers get the bath. And so it goes, till everybody has enough. Also, those big football games! Imagine the Bowl, filled with some 80,000 people, the keenest looking girls ever, and color, noise, action, life. The Princeton game when we twisted the Tiger's tail and sent him fresh from a victory over Harvard down to defeat! The studes went wild. Led by the University Band, there was a snake dance. Nothing in this world is more glorious, joyous, and gener- ally exhilarating than a snake dance. Try it sometime. The whirling, swirling mass swings every way, in and out, back and forth, little know- ing where it's going and caring less, 94 'li H li XX 'AH H U U and above all rises the wildest up- roar of songs and cheers that ever fell to the lot of God's heavens to receive. And then those football rallies in Wookey Hall to practice songs and cheers. The cheer leader yells for a loud one, and gets it. Then he announces the football captain will talk. Mac Aldrick, all-American half-back and captain tries to, and is overwhelmed by the rising tide of cheers that will not be stopped. He promises that he and his men will give all they have to bring victory to old Eli. Cheers break loose again. Some more songs and cheers. The meeting is over. After all this up- roar and noise, come many quiet hours put on the books, for studies I are a stern necessity. There are so many, many things I have not mentioned that should not be slighted. If you want the "do-pe," the Registrar of Freshmen will give you a lot of it-all about Self-Help Scholarships, and all those not-so-interesting but essential de- tails. Finally, the biggest thing Yale has is her spirit. It is an intangible something but it is real, it exists. It brings Alumni back from all corners of the globe and keeps alive count- less Alumni Associations. The chief attributes of the spirit of Yale are cooperation, tight, and loyalty to God, to country and to Yale. ' DANIEL S. NEWMAN, '2l. 4' A MONOLOGUE My course in A. I-1. S. is done, the race at last is run, I must go out into the world and earn a little "Mon." I must decide what I shall be, what business I shall follow, but when I start to think of it, my head still seems quite hollow. My mother says a doctor be, my dad thinks law would do, my grandma says that. "preaching ought to be all right for you." They really think I'd be most anything, or so 'twould seem, but I'm not saying much about my pri- vate little scheme. I'm going to own a big estate and have a fine machine, and let some other fellow's dough. pay for my gasoline. I'll own a I sig the berry bouth of Bay, The bagic busic of her breezes, I would dot sig it quite this way yacht that sails the sea, and on it I'll go touring. To all the countries far and wide, to see the sights allur- ing. I'll buy an aeroplane or two, to fly among the clouds, and do all sorts of daring stunts, and folks will come in crowds. A man of popu- larity I'm aiming for to be, so that the handsome movie stars won't have a thing on me. I've decided for a life work, that I'll be a financier, and make as much as John D. Rocke- feller in a year. And so you see. l'm going to be the wealthiest of men, and--er-say, if it's convenient, could you lend me five or ten? L. 5. '22. Exce-bd for sprigtime colds and seezes. r Fr Gi' -6 , :ef rx. ,, f' 5 .W Q 'J' . 5. Q23 X J., A NL 'A E Q, ,I 'a gin, 1:2 sr: ' .1 V fib- 'vp-. M 1 ,Q . ' Q.-Y., 07' ,li '?X:Q,,4. 'XM'x:1ll..'f7 Lxsw- J- yi-'pr bfpu Y PM I?-tail' elf if Lg if 5: U' Q. 13 X. W: .Q ' an .5 SA .r gs.. ve X N" .Q 5,19 1' ff: fi 01:7 p-',lf gswzv 5 ' A , vi ag: + .ry A f 9? ... K' f x 1 1 L. 'gm 'f . 3 N?" X N , ., -, ex, 1:.3wL1,LL X 4 'f- .N 1 5 "U Il: pr ffsmg 04" A ' we -Q N1 - M, i1'?'::50' 5 E 0.5- 'fir' S43 ,... X 5 11 V-" ff' 'XSQQ 'Wav A Aam- "Ji-F17 Qmx Ah,.x ff-wk r:4.'1fY :ur ff'-' , X Q. wry 1 ' ' sfzqfi-. l K ' 3 -VNQL 5 Q, X ' fv:::-"' ' A ,' . ,gt 3,13 K-"H Kb. We L . my rl. m, x h. X ff. nf., '.tQ':' J- gs '3 X V: 'Q '55 ai ' -fl ' ,I 3, F-na' K ,. Q -wg xg Q X1 - 5 Y' 7 Nw? V wg X S A K QQ' sf 5 THE VVAH HOO 97 E D I T O R I A L S A Defense of the Flapper Who and what is this much-talked of person-the American flapper? Most countries have a special name by which they designate young girls in their teens, the are called fiedglings, buds, debs, and what not. In our own country, we call them Flappers. However, "VVhat's in a name ?" Of course the fiapper is being criti- cized today, as was the bud, or the debutante, or the fledgling, of 25 years ago. Does the flapper deserve all this criticism? Did the debutante deserve it 25 or 50 or 75 years ago? The girl of today is, fundamentally, no different from the girls of any past generation. It is natural in the period following a war, for the youth of the country especally, to break from the bonds of restraint. They become gay and care- free as a natural reaction from the depression caused by the war. Who cared to dance and play when our boys were being shot down on for- eign fields? And now the pendulum has swung back! Is the flapper noth- ing but a candy-eating, soda-drinking, empty-headed person with no ambi- tions, no ideals, no serious purpose in life? No! No! 'No! Is she the sophisticated, self sufiicient, heartless creature that the older generations consider her? Again, No! If the flapper does fail to take her responsibility as seriously as her mother did 25 years ago, whose fault is it? Her parents are to blame. They do not thrust family responsibility on these young people-how can they ex- pect them to develop a sense of respon- sibility? Parents, teachers, and pas- tors know so little about the younger generation that they do not build up intimate relations with them. As one modern flapper explained the situa- tion, "Mother, you just don't under- stand." Mothers, you should understand- your Happer daughter should find in you her closest confidante. Teachers, you should understand- your flapper pupils should find in you a congenial friend, not merely an in- structor. Pastors, you should understand- the flappers should find in you their sympathetic adviser. The responsibility is yours, you older generation. The flapper has come to stay-what are you going to do about her and for her? Are you merely going to criticize her or will you attempt to understand her and to guidr her? Vocational Guidance A very large proportion of the high school pupils of Pittsburgh are now training for "the game of life" with a more definite aim than was common in former years. VVith the help of the Counselors they are dis- covering their vocational tendencies and desires, and planning their courses to better advantage. VVe at Allegheny thoroughly appreciate the efforts of Mr. Porter, our Counselor. Are you making the most of your opportunities, along these lines, to get ready for the game? Do you know what position you are to oc- cupy on the team after graduation? Don't be disappointed if you do not like the first thing you try. There 98 'l' ll li W A H H O O are several things you are capable of doing and succeeding in. Make as many contacts as you can, then elim- inate, choose, and concentrate. The Public School Employment Service, 403-404 Nixon Building. Sixth Avenue, is doing field work for our Vocational Guidance Depart- ment to help you in your employ- ment problem. Those who are car- rying on this work find in their con- tacts with -business and industrial men and situations, that the most valuable assets which young people can possess when starting to work are honesty, alertness, dependable- ness, together with adaptability, careful training, and a strong person- ality. The employers are more and more demanding high school gradu- ates, possessing these assets. Plan carefully and finish your high school course. A diploma is not an indica- tion of great mental achievement, so much as it is of the accomplishment of the task you have set out to per- form. It pays to train for the game Y" A LOVE SONNET The silent woods in mists are bathed tonight, . The sun has long since sunk beyond the hills, No friendly bird from leafy covert trills E And e'en the moon exhales a jaun- diced light. All day the bubbling brook gave ine delight. I watched it leap the rocks in count- less rills, But now its distant lonely murmur chills I That happy mood that was so blithe and bright. Could I but from my tortured sight erase The shadow which a rival's figure throwsg To look again upon her lovely face, VVould make the gates of paradise unclose. But while that threat'ning shadow keeps its place l'll be compelled to wear a yellow rose. R. A, l,1'rHGow, '22. 'I' H E XV A H H U U OU ll ' ng Il HM Ii i Emil W TTTF Wim W W: X I I ' I QIIII . .I .I Il' Yrgg5gf,g+41,jalSvirf'2fg I ly 6 II, I 4 N' Il, TIVA' Ji fill 1 ,gjifii ii' I I I l ul l I Ill 'V I' X , I ,..,.,. wg II. X .i lh li 1, Azifiils ' K , V! If I 1 4' I I I Q I,iI,Ti'I 35' STI' in A' 'ii i ii '-ith .fir I I I I' qi Ii, I ,iff I II EV I ,.'n:I5i,.'., I 'II up I, , I get 5 p I .W II -f-5 ,g.v,,p,5gApI. gg: -. I p 'nn " I 'w I it-ffr-wiffrviiiiilifilI -A I I I ' , ,' Ii' 'W 'f' ' gy ,4 " " " ' Wjqfgfll ' I1 .II . I ,I I N - l Ir. lm ii 123' will Q fl : If iw Ivnl WTI' I I - I . xx OUR DRAMATIC ACH IEVEMENTS The dramatic history of the class of '22 has been a glorious one. As her representatives have starred on the athletic Held and Hoor, so they have advanced the art of Shakespeare and jonson in A. H. S. As usual, however, the class dicl not appear much before the public until its last semester. But when it did it came with the proverbial "bang" The members were well pre- pared from their intensive training in Miss Howe's classes to take up the work where the preceding class left it. They were first called upon to co-oper- ate with the Teachers' Association in producing a masque, "The Wlasterf' The success of this undertaking was largely due to the tireless efforts of the class. VVhen the school was again at nor- mal after the irregularities caused by the masque, the seniors turned to the task of furnishing programs for Lit. Any member of the Literary Society can Well testify to the unexcelled re- sults of these efforts, for the quality of the declamations, recitations, mono- logues and even orations, is without equal in the annals of tlie society. Also the Oral Expression classes pre- pared a number of plays for I.it. Some are: "Suppressed Desires" Henrietta Brewster. . . .Margaret li. Probst Stephen Brewstm' .,...,...... Vlfallaee Hite illabel .... ...................,... , Iulia Hill "The Pot Boilers" .1112 Sud .......,.............. john Peth Mr. Ivory ................... John Gordon ilfixs Ivory .... ..... H elen McMillan Mr. Ruler ..... ..... L auriston Stone Miss Pencil ..... ..,... A una Martin Mr. Inkuwll ................ Wallace Bayne Mr. Would-Ili' ....,.,... George Lobingier "An Encounter with an Interviewer" Mark Twain ..,..,..... Wallace Edgecomb A Reporter ........,.. lPhillipine Johnston The Maid ............... Katherine Dooley "Fourteen" Mrs. P1'1'ngIv .......... Elizabeth Burgoyne Elaine ....,............. Adelaide Meighan Duuhmz ................... Edward Downs "The Florist Shop" .llaudc ........... - ..... Merry Van Horne Slausky ........ ..... H arold Moorewood Henry .................... Samuel McCune Mr. farkron ................ Samuel Wolfe .llixs Wrl1.r ........ Elizabeth McCly-monds 100 'l' H E VV AH HOO at "Pawns" "A Night an Inn" Crigar. .. ................ VVm. Rock - - farther ,--- Q.--.W. ---1-. M y ef.T01Ochk0 Zlliultff 1111:111111::11easfggKi?5biEQi? lla... ....................... l .A1vm. Voges Sniggennnl 'HHU.UJOhn Gordon Russian Sergeant ...... Harrison Kirkwood Alb t Wallace Ed ecombe Peter ....,.,.............. Charles Fawcett er ""' ""' T homas liccrath Michael .....,.........,..... Robert Dixon Priests Ralph Thomas "When Patty Went to College" Patty ............,............. jean Daub Priscilla ........... .... C aroline Ecklund Georgia Merriles.. ...... Anna Morgan Freshman ....... - ............ Marie Cress The Twin ................... May Templar "Voices" Peasant Girl ................ Louise Junker Spirit ............,............. .julia Hill "Joint Ownership in Spain" Mrs. Mitchell ............. Hazel Engleman Mrs. Fullerton ............. Edith Cornwell Miss Dyer ..... ...... A nna Davidson Mrs. Blake .... ..... E ugenia Birch Freer Stalnaker The Idol ........... .... R obert Claremont "Nevertheless" l Billy Cleaves. ..,.. ....... L auriston Stone Louise Cleaves ........... Helen McMillan Burglar ........................ Kier Boyd "A Proposal Under Difficulty" Miss Andrews ............ ..Alice McAfee Jenny ..................... Georgia Brown Mr. Y ordsley .... .... L ouis Lustenberger Mr. Barlow ..... ..... X fincent Lupinacci "DEMAND AND ATTEND BETTER PLAYS"--Mr. Kenyon "I wonder who that good looking girl can be?" muttered the Man About Town as he watched the dis- missal of Schenley High. "Kier Boyd says there is one pretty girl at Schen- ley. Maybe that is she." A dignified, thoughtful young man came down the hall. "A senior, no doubt," surmised the M. A. T. "A senior of great promise." "Pardon me !" said the Man step- ping forward, "Could you direct me to Mr. Kenyon ?" "Mr, Kenyon ?" repeated the digni- fied young man with surprise. "I am he." The M. A. T. mentally apologized, but Mr. Kenyon would never realize he had been mistaken for a high school senior. "So you are the interviewer from the Wah Hoo ?" questioned Mr. Ken- yon. "Let us go to my office." Seated in the office, embarrassed by Emerson's critical gaze from the cor- ner and disapproved of by Thackeray, who looked down in cool superiority, the M. A. T. began: "As president of the Pittsburgh Centre of the Drama League of Amer- ica, Mr. Kenyon, could you inform us of some of the causes for the deca- dence of the modern drama ?" "The main reasons," he answered immediately, "are the lack of good playwrights and the acquisition of wealth by an uncultured set who now occupy the orchestra instead of the gallery. Their only demand is the privilege of keeping time with one foot to the 'Won't You Write U-s a Letter' song, sung by the 'ladies of the chorus,' as they hold out pencil: and pads with stagey coquettishness This set now controls the theatre, anc in catering to them the trusts' have lowered the standards." "Don't you think the war might bi responsible in a Way?" ventured th' M. A. T. "The war is the scapegoa for everything, from crime waves ti flappersf' "Yes," laughed Mr. Kenyon. "Ni one can disprove it. And, in trutli the war, or the reaction from it, i partly guilty for the flood of foolisi T H E NY A H H U O l0I farces and superficial musical come- dies usurping the stage today. It is a natural result, for tensity is generally succeeded by laxityg it has been so in the past. These are the main reasons why today instead of seeing Ibsen's 'Doll's House' we see the 'Country House' of Dick Harrington.. Dick and his roadster and tenor voice and tennis racquet are entertaining the ladies of the chorus, now 'society debutantesf Instead of Moliere's 'Middle Class' we see the 'Middle Room,' where all sorts of antics and acrobatics last through three hours because some slightly befuddled gen- tleman enters another gentleman's apartments." "This truly seems to be a period of deterioration in the theatre," said the M. A. T. "Does the drama flourish and fall in cycles like music and litera- ture, M-r. Kenyon ?'.' "It does," answered he, "but not so often and so decidedly as the other arts. In fact, there-have been only about three great eras in the history of the stage. Its first, during which the drama grew in the hands of men like Sophocles, ZEschylus and Eu- ripedes, the Golden Age of Athens. has in some respects never been equaled. Since that time there have been only two great sustained rises in the theatre-in an eon of over two thousand years! The first came in England at the end of the Renaissance and was led by Marlowe, Shakespeare and jonsong the second did not occur until nearly 1900, and was fostered mainly by Jones, Ibsen and Pinero. And it is a strange fact that each of the three ages was lead by three mas- ter dramatists. However, there were several masterpieces created between these renaissances, as 'Everymanf the greatest of the many moral and mir- acle plays of medieval times, and Gold- smith's 'She Stoops to Conquerf But these plays mark no Age of Drama: they are like Gray's Elegy, written during a period of poetic decline." By this time Mr. Kenyon had re- ceded deeper ini his chair, while the conversational sort of interview had caused the M. A. T. to forsake his business-like attitude Qwhich is a lot harder to assume on a spring day, anyhow.j Then in a voice far from the clear, crisp ltone of an alert re- porter, the Man, remarked, "You say there are but two peaks in the Range of Drama? Then surely there must have been valleys of decline------of de- teriorationf' "Sounds like Pilgrinfs Progress," smiled Mr. Kenyon. "Peaks of Prog- ress and Valleys of Decline and De- spair. Yes. there were many Sloughs of Despondency. Can you remember the old Bijou, now l.oew's Lyceum?" "Remember ?" exclaimed the Man. "No one could ever forget the Bijou." "These plays like 'Bertha, the Seam- stress,"' continued Mr. Kenyon, "which were made up of an invalid mother who never complainedg a hero with an iron profile and big enough to look impressive when he knocked down the villain with a 'Take that, you dirty dog l' g' and Bertha---torn be- tween dishonor and saving her mother's health. But the beautcous Bertha always saved both." The M. A. T. laughed and an- swered: "And the 'feature melo- dramas' that were built around a single mechanical device, the saving of Sadie from the sawmill, or Thel- ma's thrilling release from the rail- road tracks to which she was tied as the toy train galloped like a glacier across the stage. And whenever the hero did not quite unloose the hero'- ine's bonds in time, the gigantic jug- gernaut considerately chugged with its nose in her side until the Seigfried frantically finished his death-defying deed. These plays required a hero 102 T H E VV A H H O O who could heave his chest and a vil- lain who could sneer and leer and rant, and wear a big black mustache -and whisper loud enough for even the gallery to hear. And he simply had to be able to leave the stage with cackles of fiendish glee and rantings of diabolical rage. VVhat a terrible condition in the theatre," sympathized the M. A. T., "when a man was a vil- lain if guised in a two-quart hat and -a hit and run suit, and a hero if clad only in working clothes. The stage of today is 100 per cent better!" de- clared the Man, with all the effotism of his age. "Like all adolescents," murmured Mr. Kenyon, half aloud, drawing up from the depths of his chair. He then added, "The stage of today is not much better. What are the plays that most people go to see? 'Scandals of '22,' 'Hello, Hortensel' and 'Up in Ruthie's Room.-' And instead of M0liere's 'Don Juan' or 'The Middle Class,' we see nothing but shows like 'Maid in America' with the chorus moving to and fro in the old one, two, three step. while Dick sings 'I Love Them All' And it is a poor reHection on Pittsburgh and America that the b 'Bat,' a claptrap. antiquated melodrama with slamming doors and oh:-stage cries, and 'l.ightin',' a comedy-drama with all the sympathy-stirring ingre- dients used in melodramas of the day we were laughing at, should be the two most popular plays in America today." "The old melodramas are not dead. They are living in these photoplays that press agent as 'Tremendous Love- dramas in which Smiles, Tears and lrfeart-Throbs are welded together by a Master Hand !' No, just because we see how foolish our grandparents were does not prove that we shall not be so to our own grandchildren." Then with a cordial handshake and a pleasant word of parting Mr. Ken- yon closed the interview. The office grew dim in the gather- ing dusk. Emerson turned, and said to Byron, "The modern plays are poor, but there is Compensation in the younger dra- matists such as OlNeil." "Man marks the earth with ruin," said the cynical Byron. "1 see where I made my mistake in writing for the theatre," sighed Shakespeare. "The audience must not think." Shelly, alone, looked out of the window, dreamily. "The heaven is mauve and the crescent moon is like a scimitar in the east. The vault is becoming violet-a deeper and deeper purple. The silver stars shimmer like the points on the spears of the gods. And there, beneath the opalescent glow of yonder are light, paces that boy interviewer. He has been waiting half an hour for a car." 'FEE BEE. Twenty Good Plays The following lists have been sug- gested by Mr. Kenyon, plays that won the unqualified approval of the Drama League: Ten Succesful Plays of Last .Sea- son-"Rollo's VVild Uats," "Mr. Pim Passes By," "The Bad Man." "The VVild Cat," "Honeydew," "A Bill of Divorcementf' "Abraham Lincoln," "Emperor jones," "Good Morning, Dearie," and any one of the Russian operas. Ten Plays VVorth Seeing Next Sea- son---"T he Claw," with Lionel Barry- moreg "The Truth About Bladyes," "Sally," "He Who Gets Slapped," "Blossom Time," "The Hairy Ape," "The Skin Game," "Beyond the Hori- zon," "The Dover Road and l.iliom." THE VVAH HOO 103 "THE CLIMAX" A The senior play committee, consist- ing of Margaret Maeder. Daniel Spisak, Mabel Huttenhauer, Margaret Duncan, George Lobingier, Louis Lustenberger, Anna Martin, NVil1iam Aston, Lauriston Stone, Helen Opaw- ski, Katherine Dooley, John Gordon, Harry Jacobs, Bronson Luty, Char- lotte Mears, Julia Hill, Louise Junker, Alice McAfee. Harriet Sample and john Peth, was appointed in Febru- ary, but for a time was hindered by the masque. However, they Finally started to work and from the list of possibilities chose for the senior play the comedy, "Come Out of the Kitch- en," as dramatized by A. E. Thomas from the story of A. D. Miller. Three performances were given, a matinee Vtlednesday, June 21. and two evening performances, the succeeding Thursday and Friday. All three per- formances went off without a hitch and were well received by large audi- ences. The cast was as follows: Charles Daiugvrjield .... ..Lauriston Stone Paul Daiilgerfivld ........ George Lobingier Elisabeth Daingvrfivld ....,..... lean Daub Olivia Daingvrfir'Id ............ .julia Hill Randy Weeks .......... Louis Lustenberger Mr. Crane .................... Kier Boyd Mrs. Falkner .... ...... I ,ouise junker Cora Falkner .... ..... A nna Martin Solon Tufkfr. .. .,... john Gordon ,Mandy .................... Helen Opawski Lejferls. .......... L ............. John Peth The plot is the story of the attempt of the four children of an old South- ern family to raise sufficient funds to defray the expenses of their father who is in Europe for his health, and to pay the mortgage on their home. To do this they are forced to rent their quaint old mansion to a rich North- erner. The Northerner rents it only on condition that it be equipped with a staff of white servants, and herein lies our tale, for the servants fail to appear when wanted and in despera- tion the brothers and sisters decide to act as the servants until the real estate agent, an old friend of the fam- ily, and admirer of the older daughter, can secure others. Julia Hill played the part of the beautiful Southern girl, masquerading as cook and trying to keep her, broth- ers and sister on peaceful terms with the guests, in a most charming man- ner. ln making the production of the play the success it was. the senior class received invaluable aid from the woodwork, arts and crafts, and type- writing departments, for which it takes this opportunity to sincerely thank these and all others who helped in any way. l--1- 104 'I'1l E WAH 1-100 Cv Mil' 'Mp 7799 MMM H00 ,5v.vfffe.r.r If 47 fV"f739Ef.f' 191791117 141110, ii , V 4f'f2r wan mm 4.1.1- , 1,4 I A W 1' 6 HN x 'lf I 7 ' w 3 X f Nw Q , mxom, 'W W7 7 THE UQ f lf' .. mv. All 4, couzcron v H I A ' if 1 1 ll W . b rg ? ' N ' 'f ,f Y , - Y 'T v """- ' 1' I - - -'-'3'.,.,L.b:7 L.C?, i R .f4+ifz..: 1 KASTNER 3 PAT N I Wo Df6'l6Si0lY PM W 511' 56 if 165 Z- It 3 4 5: f mu'r'r naar? vw ,M ,, f Jv 7, 1 Q X? X if Z fu 1 WG f44lCf?EA.fE I ' ff ' Wiz f . . , f K1 L DRM-:ffm bE? ' f A925 f 7 S ,,.:fzz::i:,C, , My Dgirzce-:ff 51 94.733 . X , ' 1 f ,ff ij 41' ' -1 s . dqf H Niyxi-'fiqi '1 9'at73'of" ap ou fTE5fLC!f'Vf .1gQzgf:ssz:fzf5 uf, ' X ff f THE VVAH HOO 105 S ' GPQWETBALL Foo1Y5M"' N A LETUCS S ACK V BASEBALL TR 1- ! -W H- I-RIB. 1 BASEBALL Batter Up South proved to be no match for A. H. S. and were walloped, ll-l. Considering that this was the first game our team played fine ballg Schmidt pitching up to standard, the South team got only four hits. Cochran and Rooney did some line hitting. Ask "Andy" about his fa- mous homer. South got their run in the first on a single by their lead-off man who stole second and scored on a double. Allegheny came right and got 2 runs. "Audy" got a free pass to First, Art sacrificed, Alf singled and went to second on a wild throw to get him, "Andy" scoring. Van then singled, scoring Alf. ln the second Berger doubled and scored when "Andy" was safeon the short stop's wild heave. He wentito second and from there on home on a couple more wild throws. Rooney's double followed by Hig- gins', brought in one run and "Audy's" triple made the 2nd in the sixth. In the eighth we ran wild and when the smoke cleared away five runs had been scored, making a total of ll. The lineup: Allegheny-ll A R H Po A E Burger, s.s. ....... l l l 2 .0 Cochran, Znd ..... 3 2 2 3 O Hoffman, 3rd ..... l 3 I 1 0 Schmidt, p. ....... 1 l l l 0 Van Horn, l.f. .... 0 2 l 0 l VVittmer, r.f. ...... O l 0 0 0 Rooney, lst ..f.. . 2 3 8 O 0 McCaw, c. .... ... l l 13 l 0 Stotz, c.f. .... . . . O 0 O 0 0 Higgins, r.f. ... . 2 2 0 0 0 Baker, l.f. .. ... 0 l O O O Totals ....... ll l7 26 8 l South--l N R H Po A E Hoffman, 2nd ..... l l l 2 l Edgington. c.f. .... 0 O 0 0 0 McCoy, c. ........ 0 l l2 2 l Pemberton, p. .... 0 l 3 2 0 Casey, l.f. ........ 0 0 1 0 4 Prunkard, r.f. ..... 0 l O O l 106 THE NYAH HOU Alderdice, lst ..... 0 O J U 0 Protherol. s.s. . . . 0 O 1 1 1 1-Ieally, 3rd . . . . . O 0 1 1 .2 VVeaver, c.f. .. . . 0 0 0 O 0 1 Totals ....... 1 4 2-1 8 10 Two-base hits--Burger, A. Hoff- man, Schmidt. Baker. Rooney 2. Higgins 2, McCoy, Prunkard, Pem- berton. Three-base hit--Cochran. Stolen bases-Cochran, A. Hoffman, Rooney. Higgins, Hoffman. Base on balls-off Schmidt, 1, oil Pem- berton, 1. Sacrifice bunt-A. Hoff- man. Sacrifice ily--Burger. Struck out by Schmidt, 13: by Pemberton, 12. Umpire Case. Beg Your Pardon! Oh, Allegheny, of Course! lt took us only seven innings to carve Peabody into mince-meat on their home grounds. We were just getting warmed up when the game was ended. The fourth was the big inning. seven runs being scored. Peabody played poor baseball all the way round. Dillard was the only man to get a hit While they managed to pile up 15 errors. Alf has now pitched 15 scoreless innings in I1 row. "Shades of Swetonicf' The lineup: Allegheny-13 R H Po :X E Burger, s.s. ....... Z 2 2 Z O Cochran, 2nd ..... 2 3 O 0 O Hoffman, 3rd ..... 3 Z Z 0 0 Schmidt, p. . . . . . 2 2 0 2 0 Rooney, lst ....... 2 1 4 O 0 Wittmer, r.f. ...... 1 1 2 0 0 Van Horn, 1.f. .... O 2 O O 0 McCaw, c. ........ O 1 11 2 0 Higgins. r.f. ...... 1 1 0 O 0 Tota1s... 1315 21 6 0 Baker for Higgins. Ebitz for Van Horn. Peabody-0 R I-l Po A E Guckert. l.f. ...... 0 O 1 0 0 Bluestone, 2nd .... 0 0 3 0 1 Dillard, s.s. ....... 0 2 2 2 1 Buckley, 3rd ...... 0 O 0 0 6 VVilson, c.f. ... ... 0 O 2 0 0 Osterlie, lst ...... O 0 3 0 3 Foster, r..f. . .. . .. 0 0 1 0 0 Runnette, c. . 0 0 9 0 2 Blackburn, p. ..... 0 0 0 0 2 Behrenburg. p. .... O 0 0 1 0 Totals ....... O 2 21 3 15 Two-base hit--Rooney. Three- base hit-Burger. Double play- Schmidt to Burger to Rooney. Base on balls-Blackburn, 1 g Behren-burg, 25 Schmidt, 1. Wild pitches, Behr- enburg, Schmidt. Hit by pitched ball-Schmidt, Burger. Struck out -by Schmidt, llg by Blackburn, 33 by Behrenburg, 2. Umpire Heid- rick. T H E XX' A H lil O O 107 We Put the 'Brakes on Them! Allegheny severely trounced West- inghouse to the tune of 10 to 0 at the D. S. 8: A. C. park on May Sth. This was rather a dry game al- though the field was in an aqueous condition. It was a pure walkaway for Alle- gheny, Westinghouse men on only two 'occasions reaching the third sack. Two home runs on Alle- gheny's part, one by Burger and the other by Rooney served to liven an otherwise dead game. Rooney's home run in the fifth with the bases full, was the high spot of the game. Up until this time it was anybody's game, but after Rooney lost the ball, Allegheny had the game in her pocket. On to the championship! Lineup: Allegheny-10 R H Po A IQ Burger, s.s. ....... 1 l 2 0 0 Cochran, 2nd ..... l I l 2 0 Schmidt, p. ....... 4 4 O 2 0 Hoffman. 3rd ..... l l 1 0 0 Rooney, lst ....... l 2 6 0 0 Wittmer. c.f. ..... O l 0 0 0 Count 'Em as We Go! Allegheny took a nice juicy slice of bacon on the 12th. The brand was "South Hills easily digestible- never touched by human hands." The score was 7-23 the place Phipps Playgrounds. This game was not very spectac' ularg an incident which made South Hills stand on their respective ears, Van Horn, l.f. .... 1 2 2 1 1 McCaw, c. ........ 0 2 15 0 0 Higgins, r.f. ...... 0 0 0 0 0 Baker. r.f. ........ 1 O 0 0 l 0 O 0 0 G. Burger, r.f. .... 0 Totals ....... 10 l4 Z7 5 2 Westingholise-0 Po Hardie, s.s. ....... l Grunagle, 2nd .... Ament, lst ....... Farmer, l.f. .. ... Bert, p. .... . . . Stayer, r.f. . . . . . . R H A E 0 0 l 2 0 1 2 3 0 0 l 9 l 0 Arch'bd, c.f. ...... 0 l 3 l 0 Brosie, 3rd .. 0 l l l 0 0 0 l 0 0 0 0 2 5 l 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 5 0 I Lantz. c. Totals ....... 0 4 2712 4 Two-base hits-Schmidt 3, Hoff- man, Can Horn, Ament, Brosie. Home runs - Burger, Rooney. Double play-Bert to Ament to Brosie. Base on balls-off Bert 4: off Schmidt, Z. First base on error- Hoffman. Struck out-by Bert, 4g by Schmidt. l5. Umpire-Case. Two More to Go! however, was a home run in the early part of the gamei Perhaps Alf Schmidt just let them have that to make them feel good. As things now stand we are the only undefeated team in the league, having won four games and lost IIOYIC. 108 T H E VV A H H O O Lmeup: 'l'itz,lst ...... .. 0 0 8 0 0 Allegheny-7 Davies,3rd .. l l l 3 0 R H po A Ii Peterson, c. .. l 1 8 l 0 Burger, s.s. ....,.. 0 1 1 3 0 F1mH,C-f- ---- 0 0 3 110 Cochran, 2nd ..... 1 1 0 0 0 R0SS,,2Hd ---- -- 0 0 2 1 1 Schmidt,p. ...".. 1 0 0 2 0 De P1erre,r.f. ..... 0 0 2 0 0 Holfman,3rd ..... 0 1 1 1 0 Hefshbefgefvv- 0 1 0 3 0 R0Oney,1St '...--. 0 0 6 0 0 Kestner, s.s. ...... 0 0 l Z 1 Wittmer, r.f. ...... l 1 0 O 0 " - -' "' '- Van Horn, l.f. ..... l 2 l O 0 Totals -'-'-'- 2 3 24 11 2 MCC?-W, C- ----- . 2 1 18 2 0 Two-base hits-Peterson, Hersh- St0'f2, C-f- -.-- - - . 1 3 0 0 0 berger, Burger, Wittmer, Van Horn Totals ....... 7 9 Z7 8 0 South Hills-2 R H Po A Donahoe,l.f. ...... 0 0 0 0 0 E 2, Stotz. Three-base hit-Stotz. Home run-Davies. First base on balls-Oil Schmidt, lg off Hersh- berger, 2. Struck out-by Schmidt, 18: by Hershberger, 8. Sacrilices--- Cochran, Stotz. Umpire Hartman. "T he Thrill That Comes Gnce in a Lifetime" 1 ' "Ain't it a grand and glorious feel- ing, Alf ?" Al Schmidt entered the Hall of Fame by pitching a "Perfect Game" against Fifth Ave. on the Soho Field on Monday, May the 22nd, Only 6 of the Fifth players got a whiff at the ball for 21 of them carried their bats back to the bench. The game was one-sided, as the score, 20-0, shows but up till the last two innings when we gathered in a dozen runs. Fifth held us with the exception of the fifth when we gath- ered 7 markers. Triples by Alf and Van Horn and a homer by Stotz were the hitting features. "Audie" Cochran connect- ed for four safe wallops, one of them a double. On his other two trips to the plate he got sacriiice hits, so all in all it wasn't a bad clay's work. The lineup: Allegheny-20 R H Po A E Cochran, 2nd ..... 2 4 O l 0 McCaw, c. ........ Z 2 Zl 'O 0 Schmidt, p. ....... 3 2 0 l 0 Rooney, 3rd ...... 3 0 0 0 0 Van Horn, lst .... 2 2 6 O O Wittmer, c.f. ...... l 1 . O 0. 'O Stotz, l.f. ..... . . 2 l 0 0 0 Berger, s.s.... .. Z 0 Ol 0 Baker, r.f. ........ l O O O O Higgins, r.f. ...... 2 2 0 0 0 Totals ....... 2014 27 3 O Fifth Ave.-0 R H Po A E Irwin, l.f. ..... . . 0 0 l 0 l Stabile, c.f. ....... 0 O 3 0 l Howell, Zncl ...... 0 O O l 2 Rubenstein, c. .. O 0 13 O Fife, 3rd' .... . . 0 O 0 Z 0 Green, r.f. .. .. O O 2 "0' 'O Gay, s.s. .......... 0 0 Q2 l White, p. ......... 0 O O l O Hendrickson, lst' .. 0 O 6 0 2 Totals ....... 0 O27 5 6 110 THE WAH HOU In Which We Uphold Our Record Gnce more Alf's trusty wing led us to victory, backed by the war clubs of the champions of the city. for this 15-0 victory gives us that honor. Only one Schenley man reached first base, and he didn't hit-Alf just passed him for "Good Luck." There were not many features only that our "Old Reliable" Van Horn hit a homer with the bases full-and that is not all-the next time up he hit a double with three on the paths. A pretty good day's' work for him. He deserves credit. Allegheny High can now boast of the City Championship for Seven Consecutive years. The lineup: Allegheny-15 R H Po A F Stotz, l.f. ......... 1 0 O O 0 Baker, r.f. . . . . . . O 0 0 0 O Burger, s.s. ....... Z 2 0 O 0 Higgins, r.f. . .. . l l O 0 0 Ebitz, r.f. .... . . . 0 0 0 0 0 Totals... .... l5 12 Zl Z 0 Schenley-0 0 MacBeth, l.f. ..... O O 0 0 Allsop, 3rd ....... 0 0 2 O 0 Hollingsworth, Znd. 0 0 2 l 2 Wrabley, c ....... O 0 8 l 0 Scanlon, lst ...... O 0 3 O 1 Heitzel, c.f. ....... 0 O l 0 O Steinburg, s.s. .... O 0 l O Z Cardon, r.f. ....... O 0 1 O 0 Davidson, p. ...... 0 O 0 2 0 Totals ....... 0 018 4 51 Two-base hits-Cochran, Van Horn, Higgins. Home Run-Van Cochran, 2nd ,.,., 2 2 2 1 0 Horn. First base on balls-Schmidt, Mccawrl C1 .,,, 11 2 1 16 0 0 l-Davidson, 6. Hit with pitched Schmidt, p1 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 0 0 ball--Rooney. First base on error- Rooney, 3rd 111111 2 1 0 1 0 Allegheny, 2. Sacrifice fly-McCaW. Van Hom, 151 1111 2 2 3 0 0 Struck out-Schmidt, 16, Davidson, Wittmer, c.f. ...... l 2 O 0 0 7. Umpire-Ahearn. Time-2 100. This One Was Great Butler come to Bellevue on the 2nd of June to defeat Allegheny in the first game of the VV. P. I. A. L. elimination series, but they were sadly disappointed, Allegheny win- ning the game by a score of 12 to 0. Al Schmidt, our star, pitched a fine game, having 16 strikeouts and allowing only l walk and 3 hits. His work at the bat was note- worthy also as he had four hits, among them a triple and a double. His team mates starred at the bat also, McCaw having a home run and Van Horn and Stotz each having doubles. The whole team altogether had 13 hits. .Allegheny gave Al time support, only one misplay being charged against them. Butler played loose in the field, having 5 errors which allowed two or three of the 12 runs. Their pitchers were ineffective, giving ten walks and allowing thir- teen hits. T H E VV N H H O O 111 Lineup 1 Butler-0 R H Po A E Dufford, s.s. ...... 0 O l O 1 Hepler, l.f. ....... 0 1 2 1 0 Parker, m.f. ...... 0 0 1 0 0 Lobaugh, p., c. .... 0 0 4 5 l Saylor, lb. ........ 0 1 8 0 0 Perifaus, 3b. ...... 0 1 0 0 1 Biehl, 2b. ......... O 0 2 l 1 McNanee, r.f. ..... 0 0 l 0 0 Gallagher, c. ...... 0 0 5 l 1 "Anderson, p. ..... 0 0 O 1 O Totals ....... 0 3 2-1 9 5 "'Subbed in 7th. Allegheny-12 R H Po A li Cochrane, Zb., s.s.. . 2 2 l 2 1 McCaw,c. 1 116 O 0 Schmidt, p. . . . . . 2 4 0 3 O Rooney, 3b. ...... 2 1 1 O 0 Van Horn, lb. .... 2 2 7 1 0 Wittmer, m.f., Zh... 1 0 O 0 0 Stotz, l.f. .... . 0 Z 1 0 0 Ebitz, r.f. ...... . 0 0 0 0 0 Burger, s.s. ....... 1 O 1 0 0 'l'Higgins, r.f. .... 1 1 0 0 0 1:Baker, m.f. . .. . 0 0 0 0 0 Totals ....... 1213 27 6 1 'l'Subbed for Ebitz in Sth. jZBatted for Burger in 8th, Two-base hits - Schmidt, Van Horn, Stotz, Three-base hits- Schmidt. Home -run - Mc'Caw. Stolen bases-Cochrane, Van Horn 2, Wittmer, Higgins, Stotz. Double play-Hepler to Biehl. First base on balls-Off Schmidt, 13 off Lo- gaugh, 5, off Anderson, 5. First base on errors-Gallagher, Rooney, Stotz, Burger. Sacrifice bunts-Mc- Caw, Wittmer 2. Sacrifice fly- Schmidt. Struck out-By Schmidt, 16, by Lobaugh, 55 by Anderson, 3. Time-2 :1.0. , Umpire - 1. Ahearn and Bolster. Champs Again Well we brought home the "bacon" for fair this time, by de- feating McKeesport High School at Forbes Field on VVednesday, june 7, 1922. By doing this we annexed the NN. V. I. A. I.. Championship for the seventh consecutive time. Al Schmidt pitched perfect ball, allow- ing only one hit, and striking out twelve men in nine innings. He was given excellent support by his team- mates, only one error being charged against them. . The Blue and Red scored a tally in the first frame, after Cochrane was out. McCaw fanned, but was safe at first when the catcher missed the ball on the third strike. Schmidt don-bled down the left field foul line. McCaw speeding over the plate for the first run of the game. In the sixth inning, Rooney the first man up hit the first ball pitched for a home run. lt was a clean hit, the ball rolling almost to the Hag-pole in center field. The other runs were made in the eighth inning after two were out. McCaw walked, went to second on a wild pitch and to third on Schmidt's infield hit. Chase then fanned the next two batters, Rooney and Van Horn, but Wittmer's Hy fell safe between Sarpe and McAllis- ter in right Heldg Stotz singled, ac- counting for the third run of the inning. Higgins was fanned by Chase, ending the inning. 112 THE WAH HOO The score: McKeesport High-0 R H Po A E Horne, s.s. ........ 0 0 1 l 0 jaycox, 3b. ....... 0 0 4 2 0 Kalbaugh, l.f. ..... O O 0 0 0 Weckerly, lb. ..... 0 0 6 0 1 Hirshberger, r.f. .. 0 0 0 0 0 McAllister, r.f. .... 0 0 0 0 0 Kincaid, m.f. ..... 0 0 l O 0 Sharpe, 2b. . . . . . 0 0 4 0 2 Fleming, c. . . . . . 0 0 8 3 0 Chase, p. 0 1 0 0 1 Totals ....... I . Allegheny High-5 R H Po A E 0 0 4 2 Cochrane, 2b. ..... 0 McCaw,c. 2 012 1 0 Schmidt, p. . . . . . 1 2 0 1 0 Rooney, 3b. ...... 1 1 4 0 0 Van Horn, lb. .... 0 0 1 0 0 Wittmer, mi. ..... 1 1 0 0 0 Stotz, l.f. ......... 0 1 3 0 0 Higgins, r.f. ...... 0 0 0 0 0 Burger, s.s. . . . . . 0 0 3 0 l Totals ....... .E 5 Tl- Tl McKeesport High.. 000 000 000-0 Allegheny High.. . . 100 001 03x-5 Two-base hit'- Schmidt. Home- run - Rooney. Stolen base - Mc- Caw. First base on balls-Off Schmidt lg off Chase 2. Wild pitches-Chase 2. Passed ball- Fleming. Hit with pitched ball- by Schmidt 23 by Chase 1. Struck out-by Schmidt 123 by Chase 10. Time-2:00. Umpires-Cal Bolster and Jim Ahearn. Allegheny High Season Batting Averages Millard Baker ...... .200 Gerald Burger . . . . .125 Regis Burger .... . .375 Austin Cochrane .... .405 Robert Ebitz .... . .200 Paul Higgins ...... .388 Arthur Hoffman .... .412 Howard McCaw .... .310 james Rooney . . . . .310 John Stotz ......... .277 William Titzel ...,. .000 Charles Van Horn. . . .382 Al Schmidt ........ .459 Edward Wittmer . . . .333 TRACK They're Off ! The Allegheny High School "tracksters" got a flying start by vir- tue of a 69-39 victory over South High. The first meet showed a well bal- anced team. No one man stood out as the big point getter, a condition that is more desirable than having two or three stars do all the work. We have one man who has a good chance to break the interscholastic record in his eventg viz., Lutz in the high jump. Spotts and Yochan took third in the 100 yd. and 50 yd. respectively but did not get their points owing to the rule permitting only 2 men from one school to place. THE WAH HOU 113 Results : 100 Yard Dash- . 1-Schoemaker, A 2-Weinman, A 3-Thornburg, S 220 Yard Dash- 1-Paschaday. S 2-McCaw, A 3-Luty, A 440 Yard Dash- l-Spotts, A 2-Thronburg, S 3-YVilson, A Discuss- 1-Munn, S 2-Van Horn, A 3-Clairmont, A Mile Run- l-Howells, A 2-McCurdy, A 3-Yokum, S High Jump- l-Luty, A 2--lackson, A 3-Kling. S Broad jump- l-Muns,i S 2-Schoernaker, A 3-Paschady, S Shot- 1 1-Van Horn, A 2-Cook, ,A 3-Smith, S 50 Yard Dash for Sophomores- 1-Spottsg A 2-Wehs, A 3-Long, S 75 Yard Dash for juniors- 1-Groves, S 2-Wilson, A 3-Youngechlager, A 75 Yard Dash for Seniors- l-Bleckbum, S 2-Smith. S 3-Leggate, A 440 Class Relay- Allegheny-Wehs, Heard, Van Horn, Youngechlager. A Feast on Fifth 1 ln about as one-sided a track meet as ever took place, we Walloped Fifth 00-19 at Phipps, May 2nd. We took first in every event ex- cept the 50 yd. clash for sophomores: Van Horn with a First in the discus and shot, and Luty with first in the 75 yd. dash for Seniors and the high jump and Ches. Schoemaker with Hrst in the 100 and 200 were the big Scorers. Van Horn gave promise of break- ing the record for the discus with a heave of 102.10. Luty completely outclassed the jumpers as did Bill Howells in the mile. Ches. Schoe- maker surely stepped in the dashes and I'll dolf my chapeau to the man that shows him his heels. For the second time the mile re- lay went to us by forfeit. Both South and Fifth failed to place teams against us in the event. Evans, Durbin, Weinman and Kammieur Hnislhed third in their events but owing to the fact that a school can only place two men they failed to get tlieir points. Tough luck fellows! i - l00 Yard Dash- 1-Schoemaker, A 2-Luty, A 3-Hirsch, S 220 Yard Dash- 1-Schoemaker, A 2-Spotts, A 3-Levinson, F 440 Yard Dash- 114 'l' H Ii NV A H H O O 1-VVi1son, A High Jump- 2-Greinich, F 1---Luty. A 3-Ways, A Z-Bilistiuc. Mile Runm 5-jackson, .X 1-Howells, A Bmad JUmP'- 2-Adams, A 1-Hoffman, X 3-Macuson, F 2-Schpehmaker A Class Relay- 3-GT61U1Ch Allegheny 50 Yard Dash for Suphomoru Bucher 1-Bilistine. Heard Webs, A McCaw Stotz. A Hoffman 75 Yard Dash for jumorx ShUtE XVilsm1. .X 1-Van Horn, A 2-Lynn, A 2-Cook, A 3-Passal. F Discus- 75 Yard Dash for Scmors I-Van Horn. A 1-Luty, A 2-Cook, A Z-Hoifman, X 3-Landas, F 3-ul. Crmlan. SWIM MING TEAM - '5 X if , m w Lffv Nw MQ iz-ff F i E 5 5 llf, THE WAH HOO Second Thoughts Are Always Best! In the Championship Meet the A. H. S. girls took second place with 14 points. Miss Penny took the only indi- vidual first in the plunge, although we got another first when the Sopho- more relay team composed of Misses Penny, Snyder, McStay and Schnar- renberger, finished in the lead. The regular relay team, composed of Misses McNurney, Brown, Snyder and Haun finished 3rd. Other point winners are as fol- lows: Miss McNurney, fourth in free style and third in back strokeg Miss Espenchade 4th in diving. Relay-Schenley- 1-Rief 2-Douglas 3-Davis 4-Taylor Breast Stroke- 1-Nicksler, S. H. S. 2-Rosenberg, S. H. S. 3-McStay, A. H. S. Plunge- l-B. Penny, A. H. S. 2-Davis, S. H. S. 3-VVilkinson, S. H. S. Free Style- l-Taylor, S. H. S. 2-Davis, S. H. S. 3-McNerney, A. H. S. Dive- l-Rief, S. H. S. 2-VVilkinson, S. H. S. 3-McStay, A. H. S. Backstroke- 1-Taylor 2-McNerney 3-Turner S. H. S. A Total Points 38 COACH HARRISON R. 'BRIGGS IHE VVAH HOU 117 THE WMA Hoo STAEF- Lefvi SEE -mR.A Arivlfm. B- nu sec Pfioffxxsew us Ari R90 APXECE- 13 nm-r1nE BW' SQMEONE wsu. HAVE ,To ' Avmefmg era AFTER THEM' So KCTUES5 I, PICTURES WEEOZQQTN ARE THE '-iii TAKEZQ S 1 f gf 7 qua ENERQETVJ -, f , 4 'lou N11 BUSINE-J-S KQER LET X M51-gp, QERSF x .-:Q 'qeokqex' Do X ,: Tu.n.ae SRE! ff-5 THE X- ,af W 7546-'55-f -I fg-fvr-5 QJAMISONQ Zfifij, SE A J f tg, E HERE. YoU ?,-'55 BHQDS -f Youll, BAYNE on THE Q?f"""Zg HAVETO GET Joe' 1' 121 Your-A mATERuxL -Q -. To 1-HE PRXNTER " Jah. ,Q YouR5Ex.Ff"'MTxREDRuqu J J' ov oon-H.-f Ag THE WO 6 Z - we wwe JUST Founo g X Anrmw OH WHY MM 4 X Lowa NARTNN IS ALWAYS A HAVE LATE wma new , X BEEN MATERIAL-" , fi XX AFTER Emu f f 5 5 f Ku:.KxNC1' JOKE SHE X 3 Q JW! 5' FOR K AL mon DOES 0 A WC - OF wk Q www WASTE MONEY HYsTEmQ5,,--- WHEN wEvHAvE ART C1 ANU LOUIE-' llo 'I' ll li NV A H H O O - , ' 0 , 6 'M lmyi 1 . or w t' it NMS " f' lf it 1 UAXN, W2 4 d I "Till We Meet Again" Everyone else is saying goodbye to his school friends until September and so, of course, the XVAII Hoo must bid a fond farewell to its exchange friends. How we have valued your comments on our paper and how much we appreciate your co-operation in the exchange of papers! XVe wish to thank the editors of the past term for their faithful work. "Au revoir!" Exchange NVQ received during the last month the following school papers: Chc'1'1'ya11d l'V1ziz'r', XYilliamsport High School, XYilliamsport. Pa. Cmm' Tcrlz, Crane Technical High School, Chicago, Ill. The Forge, Central High School, Akron, Ohio. High School Retfivtu, XYilkinsburg High School, XVilkinsburg, Pa. Hi-Erlzo, Donora High School. Don- ora, Pa. Irwimzrr, Irwin Avenue junior High School, Pittsburgh. Pa. Lariat, XVest High School, Akron, Ohio. Ltztianfr Life, Latimer Junior High School, Pittsburgh, Pa. Mtzizzzal, Manual Training High School, Peoria, Ill. Mmztor, Dubois High School, Dubois, Pa. No1'rwi11, Norwin High School, Irwin, Pa l .Pasq11i1z0, Potomac State High School Keyser, VVa. Va. Patfcrsozziafz, Mt. Joy High School Mt. joy, Pa. Peabody, Peabody High School, Pitts- burgh, Pa. Rayon Record, Rayen High School Youngstown, Ohio. R007 and Blue, Mclieesport High School, McKeesport, Pa. Sclienley Trimzglc, Schenley High School, Pittsburgh, Pa. The Stccllzead, Dalles High School, Dalles, Pa. Sesame, South Hills High School, Pittsburgh, Pa. Teflz Tattlcff, Technical High School, Harrisburg, Pa. J J As Others See Us "Who ever thinks a faultless piece to see Thinks what ne'er was, nor is, nor e'er shall he." -Pope. .Xgain you have taken one of our teachers, this time Miss Scott, Senior English teacher and faculty advisor of the Scsanze. XVe feel keenly Miss Scott's departure. and miss her pleas- THE NVAH HOU 119 ant smile and helpful suggestions. South Hills wishes her happiness and the greatest success at Allegheny. Your magazine is always welcome. VVe're glad to receive this newsy lit- tle journal from one of our neighbor schools.-South Hills High School. VVe judge by the news in your paper that your school backs up ath- letics. The only suggestion we can make is "not to hll your pages too full of athletics."--Cram? Tech. "Vergil Up to Dateniwas line. I think your Latin classes must be very interesting. VVe enjoy your paper very much.-Thcf Forge. Words cannot express our opinion of your Alumni number. Your alumni must feel quite flattered to have an entire edition devoted to them. -f-High School Review. Your literaryl department is tine. The story, "He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best," is especially good.- The Manual. l The cover design of your Sopho- more issue is very attractive. The lit- erary department is one of the best we have seen. ' A few cuts would improve your paper.--The Voice. i As VVe See Others "Trust not yourselfg but your defect tor know 3 Make use of every friend-and every foe."l e-Pope. 1 blurry and lflfliitc-We would sug- gest that you vary your cover with a design. We know through our own experience that your magazine would he improved. The Norwin-A newspaper with a good cover design. We liked the little poem hy Sara Gandnew--it is so true to life. The IJClff6'l'S0ll'fCl7l--VVS would say the same to you as we said to another friend-why don't you vary your cover design? The Peabody-XVe are glad to have received a copy of your magazine. It is a very attractive one indeed. As a new exchange friend we would like to have you comment on our paper. Rayon Record-Your Alumni notes are well written' The April cover is very attractive. Red and Blue-You are just as good a friend as lever, but we certainly would like to hear what you think of LIS. W The Steelheod7-Your cover for the junior Class number is beautiful. Your whole magazine seems like a "breath from the NVest." You have such a fine solccfioii of editorials. Sesame--It is: quite a line idea to have a championship magazine when you have so many champions to Whom you may show the school appreciation. Tech Tattler-fWe admire the very envelope in which you mail your paper. The "Smile Post" lives up to its name. lZLJ THE VVAH HOU PQH L ,V 'D "T,.Q,,- A 1: C - . ' I x' fibre' 'V ff' ff erase : e :ess ES a f K O' . R Q M L E t 1 -1 9'5',x-4 Y' 1 K .632 ,-5 . I 4 V ,F .3 luwxllf A m.4,2.4f9' J VVe understand that Paul Snyder speaks the Chinese language quite fluently. Wonder why Louis and George like to rehearse the second act of the Senior play? Yes, Merry, a few women can drive cars, but the majority sit at the wheel and are taken care of by kind fate. Money does not make happiness, Nor drive our ills away: But it comes in handy nevertheless. When we have bills to pay. Teacher lto literary classy: Now give us some word like he-moan. First Pupil: Bedevv. Second Pupil: Bedaulu. Third Pupil: Bespatter. Carinody: Begorra. NVe gather from the remarks of the younger set that a llapper need not he flip to Hap properly. Teacher: Arthur, what is a float- ing population? Hoffman: People who live in the Hooded section of the Mississippi Valley, I guess. Teacher: lfVhat does this sentence mean? "His face has come down to us Chnish senteneej. Irwin Schwartz: Maybe it means an aviator. VVe didn't know Harrison had such a delightful voice until he sang, l'The Sheik." VVe, the girls of 204, would like to know why Edie Heddaeus has such a deep interest in the Dollar Savings Sz Trust Co.-just opposite Boggs Sz Rnhl's. Question: VVhy does Helen Lim- burg frequent Boggs 81 Ruhl's so much of late? Vlpnder what the big attraction is, down Dixmont Lane for Mid and VVallie? Ask Mildred Moore. THE WAI-l HOU 121 She had blue, blue eyes as the sum- mer skies And hair of a golden sheen A baby stare, the innocent air Of a violet that's bloomed unseen. A young man met and said, "l'll bet l'm the only man she's known, She is so pure, so shy, demure, I'll win her for my own." He called all right, that very night. With a firm determination And found her sitting so shyly sweet ln the midst of her relations. "This maid I must gain, for 'tis very plain A sheltered lily is she: I must be kind and always mind To guard her tenderly." And night after night he curbed his love, Not daring to hold her hand, But her guileless touch Cfor he loved her muchj, The lires of his passion fanned. So at last he told in wavering tones The story of his devotion, She raised her eyes in shy surprise At the depth of his emotion. He gave from his vest, what he loved best, ' The badge of old A. B. C. She modestly blushed and her voice was hushed As he clasped her tenderly. The young man sighed, "What a pure young bride," As he pressed her to his chest. But he failed to see that S. O. pin Concealed in her lacy vest. By AGONY. It isn't everyone who can be sec- retary to the business manager of the VVah Hoo, is it, Mabel? We suggest that Mr. Porter cap- ture Childs Jamieson for his next tag campaign, as he seems to be fond of flowers, Speaking of ihitiations, ask Jack- son, Bigelow of Higgins how they liked their reception in Ingomar. Beauty is only skin deep. Freckles are apt to 'be more genu- ine than blushesp. Will some one ask jane McCorkle how she puts her spit curl up? Jud Finkins says folks often try to speak kindlyi of a bad show be- cause they hate to admit they haven't had their money's worth. New York is getting so crowded that soon we shall have to stand in line before being robbed. Prof.: Do ,you know where shingles were first used? Fresh: I'd rather not tell. She: I wouldn't marry you for a million dollars. He: But I have live millions. She: Oh, well, that's different. Popular Sets - Radio, Social, Onion, Sun. First sorority sister: I'm sorry I couldn't have tea with you, dear: but, you see, er--I had a class. Second sorority sister: Yes, darl- ing, I saw him: some class. Daily Beauty Hint: The girl with the pug fretrouseej nose will find that she looks best in one of these hats that resemble an overturned jardiniere. .wi Wonder who will rent Jean's win- dow sill, after graduation? 122 'I' II E XY A H H O O ROBBINS ELECTRIC CO. sao LIBERTY AVENUE ELECTRIC AND RADIO SUPPLIES G. P. ZAHREN Baker and Confectioner HOME MADE BREAD, PIES AND CAKES 1814 Beaver Avenue, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Bell Phone: Cedar 3330 Brindley 8: Mushrush REGISTERED SANITARY PLUMBERS 1127 Pennsylvania Avenue, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. E. U. Snaman Bell Phone: 3607-J Cedar B E N K N A U R Automobile Painting and DOWNTOWN Lettering Vmu-h Painting Since 1880 M Int r d H z lt A . NOR'I?H SIIDE? PITEiI'gBtI?RGxIfIT PA. lie-II I'hone: PFCIRII' 3575 W. A. 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We wonder how come that Dot Wicks was without her money on a certain day after the night before. For further information see Carl Dawson. Emm Patch has been having so many trade lasts handed to her since she got her hair bobhed, that it keeps McChesney busy making up enough compliments in return. .-Xsk Teddy. she knows. Rondeau ln France of old, the poets say 'Twas good to be alive and gay, 'Twas Heavenly bliss to merely feel The soft air's breath, the dawn's appeal. Life was Elysium every day In France of Old. The lightning Hash of rapier play CFor one false move one's life would . PHY.-5 . have life a zest-'twas steel 'gamst steel In France of Old. Thosegolden days, though far away Still wield a subtle, magic swayg An age of romance, vivid, real, VVhich centuries cannot concealg VVould I might live-but one short day- ln France of Old. 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Bad time may be good time for the clock repairer. "So you bought that hat for your wife. Well it makes her look fierce." "That may be, but she would have looked a good deal fiercer if I hadn't." Cat Needed Tuning The landlady bustled up to her new lodger as he came down to breakfast the first morning. "Good morning, sir," she wheezed. "Good morning," said the lodger. "I hope you've had a good night's rest," said the landlady. "No," said the man. "Your cat kept me awake." "Oh,', she replied, tossing her head, "I suppose you're going to ask me to have the poor thing killed." "No, not exactly," came the reply, "but would you very much mind having it tuned?" The difference between the stuff Rip Van NVinkle drank and the stuiic some are drinking today, is that Rip woke up. livin liahin CONFECTIONERY ICE CREAM LUNCHES Ingomar Road and Perry Highway Bell Cedar 9495 P. an A. 1631-B Hot Light Lunches, Soups, Sandwiches SANITARY LIGHT LUNCH Antonoplos Bros. GUS CONFECTIONERS 800 Federal St., N. 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I grow- . iopine, Her pouting hps would bend the ' M1lady's always powdering he-r stoutest Will. nose. Compliments of A. B. C. Club THE VVAH' H00 oh, Class of 1922, Now that your work At school is through May you meet success In all you do. May you have few sorrows and many joys Are our wishes for you- The teacher and boys Hz 'l' H li W A H H U U 131 Essen BROS Theatrical Costumers 322 Liberty Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa. FOR GRADUATION V PRESENTS SEE ommer, fewefer 1524 Beaver Ave., N. S. Our New Lneation Miss McCreery still thinks that Pepper's fight for senator was very hotly contested. The Mystery. It was the year 2008. The main street of Fitchburgh, West Va., was crowded with people of every nation- ality. Bells were sounded, whistles were blowing, street-cars jangling- all helping to do their share in the confusion. Little street urchins were yelling at the top of their voices, the grown-ups were jostling each other to get a look at the object of mystery, and on the whole every thing was bustle and confusion. Everybody was asking everybody else what they were looking at. Was it a fire, a hold-up, a robbery, a mur- der, or what was it? Finally a man in front yelled at the top of his voice. "lt's a horse." Hvmr HARRrsoN, IOH. The Bumble Bee. The bumble bee goes buzzing 'round, And makes a kind of lazy sound, As if he wasn't carin' much- Or clidn't have much spunk. or such. But you just get him angry once, .Xml then von'll Find out who's the dunce. Yon'll think some dynamite ex- plodedg And you'll be right: his wr-apon's loaded. -5 You can talk about your artists who pointed long ago, Of Raphael, Turner, Reubens, Hunt and Michael Angelo, They were near divine you say: their paintings were sublime! But for true beauty l will choose Coles Phillips every time. l need say nothing more of him, for everybody knows That he's the guy that paints those ads for girls in Holeproof Hose. Ry Aoowv. Bell: Cellar 1357 Pitt Furniture Co. LEADING HOME FURNISHERS 113-115 Federal Street, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. If you desire a reliable pen, or Eversharp Pencil, A. H. S. Seal Pin. greeting cards, dance programs, etc., call at Singer Pen 8: Gift Shop in Jenkins Arcade or see Alvin Voges-Room 309 ' '-Xll HOU 'l' ll la Nl A Pugh Bros. Jewelry Company WATCHES--DIAMONDS-JEWELRY SILVERWARE - CLOCKS - PHONOGRAPHS m'sn'.xL 1Ns'r1ammN'rs or ALL KINDS JEWELERS AND OPTICIANS PITTSBURGH, PA. Watch Inspectors 1'vV0 ST0RES :j0Ebiflvi,Rklgg Seconldggve. 2 if: : 3 , . , gzgll'-ll'-Iii-Ill eu 1101123 qiuildin 3-gg-PRQQ, UV A l Smithfield and Wa ..:..:0.1s.fe.' Sffrfs '7i'E'm, I T he - W RITE TW INS 1 1 1 I ,V rgfuv M ill! will W I in 1 EM!! M! 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You'11 never quit it. 5C Since the introdulction of Nesblt 8: Bollen :1':5:1,:ws1,125123, Tiffin WHOLESALE DISTRIBUTERS 403 Liberty Ave., PITTSBURGH most impossible to supply the KICIIIZHICI. THE TASTE TAKES B I 1 I TH! Re-side ll 1 I 4 l J. O'NEIL REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE BUY AND SELL BARGAINS West Ohio Street N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA Sl It B ll 0 1 K Post Oliive 134 THE XVAH HOO USE YELLOW CABS For Commencement H I L A N D 6 2 O O Wall Papers THAT PLEASE G. J. Hatch 81 Company 104 Ohio Street, East, fNear Allegheny Market? N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Bell Phono: Linden 2 779 John T. Giovengo PRODUCE WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 195 Hazelwood Avenue, EMSWORTH, PA. C1-dnr 9980 Cedar 9517 Albert F. Stuertz DRUGGIST The Suburban Stores with City Prices SODA, CANDY, CIGARS 25538 East St., vor. Evergreen Road 3882-3881 Perrvsville Avenue Myself and Me l,11l the best pal I ever had, I like best to be with meg I like to sit and tell myself Things confidentially. I often sit and tell me If I shouldn't or I should, And I find that my advice to me ls always pretty good. I talk with me and walk with mc, And show me right and Wrong, I never knew how well myself And me could get along. lt's great to know yourself And have a pal that's all your own 3 To be such company for yourself, You're never left alone. just get together with yourself And trust yourself with you, And you'll be surprised how well yourself VVill like you if you do. First Senior: VVhat shall we do? Second Senior: I'll spin a coin. If it's heads we'11 go to the movies: tails we go to the dance, and if it stands on edge we'll study. Reporter: l've got a good piece of news here this morning. I found a person who has been confined to his room his entire life. Editor: Good, send it up. Who is it? Reporter: W'hy, a three-day-old baby down at our house. "Willy was Dr. Cutter so severely reprimanded by the club librarian?" "They caught him absent minded- ly removing the appendix from the book he was reading." THE XVAH HOO ldv Two More Songs of the Male Vamp Number 3 tApologies to Byronj There is a pleasure in the drawing room, There is a rapture on the dancing floor, There is society where none in- trudes, By fragrant ferns, far from the trombone's roarg I love not Man the less but VV'oman more, From these our interviews in which I steal All that I may-all I have stol'n before: To mingle with the debutantes and feel What I can ne'er express, yet cannot all conceal. Number 4 We grow a-weary of women, We grow a-weary of wit: We pay our dull duty to ravishing beauty But soon we grow tired of it: We grow a-weary of kisses- O. pity the last caress, When he looks in her eyes And mechanically lies With a heart full of dull distress. Tm: REE. We are deeply worried about Katherine Sauer and Louis Lusten- berger. Cause of worry-such a long postponement. 'Fess up, chil- dren. we may be able to help you. Clergynian: Iive brought back the second car I bought from you last week. It's too obstreperous. Dealer: What's wrong? Can't you run it? Clergyman: Not if I remain a minister. LAST WURU IN HUTUMHTIC PENCIL5 Made p yo rsziitool clots, with 1? e c gra Rmbeaut ful p actlc l perigil Y ' Z1 UW POST Pill? Y cil postp d ua rn Se d l0t The smooth blending of an b l e olorsmakesthsapenultobe Ne er B e lc proud of le ds' to Gt N uch al eve offered. Money pendlk x back 'f n t satisfied. Zi Se d check oney o de or cash, st t colon dhedandgie a tobcngr ed. THE UNITED PENCIL CO. INC. I , IIB BROADWAY, NEW YORK CRB FT5NXfl N I9 u in u c 1 nam n v in . 5 X i , r ' a . Simpl can' s of order . l en ' -ai V Liberal reduction on tj' nl es. n 1 ? r doz n ,F c ' ' v - r a - D, . Zn o s v ue r 1 1 o X n ,m r r ae es v n me c av HAVE YOUR EYES EXAMINED AT Sam C . Chessman OPTICIAN 414 Federal Street, N. S., PITTSBURGH Real Estate Savings Building BASEMENT Barber Shop Hair Cuts, 50c 516 Federal Street, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. IV 'I' H E XY A H H O O "K1ean Klose Guaranteed" "The Duquesne Way" Duquesne Dye Works Hodgkiss and Stayton Sts. N. S. Pittsburgh, Pa. Ph. A. Haler, Pres. Theo. Haler, Sec. -illi- Linden 2020 Branch Ofiice: 14 W. North Ave T H E XY A H H O O Q 131 30 We had planned to record our glories, And set forth our several fames, But "Wah Hoo" Went to print too soon, So we merely signed our names. joy Adams "Bill" Aston "Wallyf' Bayne Dolores Bray Ross Buck John Cornman William Corsello Jean Daub Howard Davis "Bob" Dixon "Peg" Duncan Robert lfbitz The lfckert Twins "Cal" Ecklund "Gus" Ellend "Emmy Lou" Evan Helen Fuessner Marian Groetzinger "Al" Gums Harry Howard Mabel Huttenhauer "Chilly" Jamieson Phillipine Johnston "Chefs" jones "Kirk" Kirkwood Lew" Leggate Lobyn Lobingier Lupy" Lupinacci U an it n Ross Lustenbergel' Louee" Lustenberger "Daisy" MacMillan "Andy" lVlcCrcery John McKnight Louis Marolinic ".-'Xnne" Martin Jay lllercer "Bill'y Mueller Helen Opawski "Pest" Peth Anna Ray "Bill" Reining John Riley "Gene" Roth Elsie Scott Milt Sleeman "Cl1ink" Snyder Freer Stalnaker "l.z1ury,' Stone Tom XYhipple Gertrude XVilliams Hilda XYohleber NYill:1rd Young Our P. G's. Harriet Clark Frank Dickson Paul Dodworth Gordon Dovel Ruth Grusch dlZl"gfZll'Ci Mcllflillan james Patillo 138 I THE VVAH H00 Allegheny Trust Company General Banking 413 Federal Street, N. S., Pittsburgh, Pa. MM, Interest on Savings Accounts Open Saturdays 9 A. M. to 9 P. M. BOYS FROM 208 Mr. R. E. Blakeslee Adams liinlmuser Nicholas Altvnter Haler Noggler Ashworth Hinsey Patterson Benny Hopf Potter Bandi Howell Reynolds Bishop Hutchison Shott Bomer Kanz Schaulm Bryant Kearney Smith Carmody Kunsack Starkes Cook Maier Steinnieyer Dodsworth Mainhart NYaroblyak Dunbar Muchow Vifauset Downes McGrath Viiesterman Durbin Neal Youden ESTABLISHED 1824 TROY, N. Y. Rensselaer Polytechnic lnstitute A School of Engineering and Science Four-year Courses in Civil Engineering 1C.E.J, Me-clmnical Engineering QNLEJ, Electri- cal Engineering fE.E.5, Chemical Engineering fCh.l'I.J, und General Science tB.S.J. Gradu- ate Courses leading to Muster and Doctor Degrees. Modern and fully equipped Chemical, Physical, lilectricul, Mechanical and Materials Testing Laboratories. For catalogue and illustratcd pzunphlets, showing work of graduates and views of buildings and campus, apply to Registrar, Pittsburgh Building, Troy, N. Y. THE NN All li UU 139 KODAK There's more fun when you have a Kodak to keep the picture story. lt's all very simple by the Kodak system. DEVELOPING AND PRINTING VVIE GIVE YOU RESULTS J. F. Niehaus 412 Federal Street N. S., Pittsburgh Taken From a Test on "The Cotter's Saturday Night." "They had a very nice supper with more cow's milk on their porrage than usual and even cheese which was much cherished by the mother because the oldest daughter's sweet- heart was there." In other words he was the Big Cheese. Assume virtue though you have it not. liven a woman's complexion may be all put on. Teacher treading Silas Laphamj: All his friends wonder what he sees in her, and all her friends wonder what she sees in him.- Kirkwood: Yes, and after they're married, they wonder what they saw in each other. SAVE and PROGRESS You cannot stand still in the race for Success -you are either slipping back or moving ahead. Those who save something out of every pay are consistently moving in the right direction. Open a Savings Account Today S1 Is Enough to Start 4M Compound Interest .loin the Purpose Club-the most convenient plan for saving for a definate object. The Union Savings Bank Capital and Surplus, 32,100,000 FRICK BUILDING, FIFTH AVE. AND GRANT ST l40 'l' ll li W A ll H O O We 405 B's are high Byers NYe're way up on Hoor number 4 just look who we are and take notice You've surely heard of us before. NYe'ye noble Veg XYallaee in our room The best in atheltics they say -Xnd Olga Fekula whose brother Had a perfect record of A. You all know of George Lobingier XYho with business keeps the Wfah H X-Yell, sl. Huston L., his young brother, Also resides in 405. Our leader is now Charles Limburg His helper, Ben Fleming, and then For secretary, Peg XN'allace, For we thought she was good with tl Our artists are now two in number Virginia and Jean, by the way XYho. for our daily class paper Sketeh on the board day after day. Last but not least there's Miss Bower XYho is always our helper and friend As what you hear last you remember I have placed her now at the end. So this is the end of my jingle Though simple and small as you see. lt was written for only one purpose, To sing' praises of 405 B. oo alive ie pen. 'l'lIli XX All HOU 1-ll SUMMER SCHOOL DAY and NIGHT School open all Summer "That Easy Boyd Shorthand" GREGG if you want it Boyd Business College H. S. FINLEY, Principal "A Short Course School" WE SAVE YOU HALF THE TIME Both Phones VVe Deliver Lefkowitz Bros. PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS Five CSD Stores REAL DRUG STORE SERVICE 142 'I' H li XX' X ll ll U U 30 Elizabeth A. McCreery Kier l9ioyclfQueer Hoy joseph Brown-joe Samuel Mcilune-Big Bertha Charles Stewart?-Churtk Catherine Corbett--Kitty Bronson l,uty-Hee lfva King-live XIYITI. liuckwwliill Robert Tlionias-Torn Putter Stanley Bricker-Stan Myer H. 'lloloclikoe--Mike Sydney Saul-Hootch listher Vale-llobhie Merry Van Horn-Yan Harriet Sample-llet Phillip TllCliCff,llllllllllj' Harry vl. ,laeoba-gl-larpe l.ara Hopewell-Hoopie Charlotte Mears--Char lsadorc Liehter-Is Arthur llciffinan-Artie Claude Newhart-L'laudie Regis Burger-Regie VVni, D. Hillclorfer-Ponzi Austin Cochrane-Audie Louis Kaufman-Lou Mark Ray-Mawk lsadore Gershenson-lzzfr Miriam flllllllllllllllll Gilherta Heekel-Daughter james M. l-Iarper-.Iimmy Wallace lirlgeeoinb-aXVallie Albert Kol1nfelderMA.B.l-Q. .I Kathryn M. D0oleyvRynn Ralph Brown-Brownie Anna Helmicli--Annie Myrtle Riley-Myrt Samuel VVolfASammie Harry Moreth-Speed Florence Yerkins-Flo lflma VValcler-Elin lfmanuel Merwiek-Manny 'I' H E XY A Il H U U 143 BOYS! Keep Up Your School Spirit After Graduation by Trading With a Graduate of the Class of 'ISLQ SAUL MINTZ, Haberdasher and Halter A Successor to A. F. Lanicker 410 Federal Street, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Stationery and Complete Fresh Home Made Candies Line of All Styles and Ice Cream of Booklets ocro E, SPARTA'S CONFECTIONERY ocbo J. MAROHNIC 605 East Ohio Street 501 E. Ohio Street, PITTSBURGH, PA. N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. A College Education on TWO BONES Two juni- 'ZZ gracluates of zz Pittslmurgh school are securing college: scholar- ships gootl for four years because their father cared enough to ask about our "Educational Policy," Pt-rllaps the-rc are in your family the necessary "two bones":-lNishhone and Iiackhone. lYritc for "Life Insurance for Young People, Ages 16-20 Particularly." IIIE STANDARD LIFE INSIIIIANQE COMPANY 0F AMERICA Home Office, standardiiiiig Building, Pittsburgh, Pa. 144 'I' H IL W A H H O O Nnrth Auenuv flllvthnhiai Epinrnpal Glhurrh THE YOUNG PEOPLE'S CHURCH f I X, X , I Q X Z X I f If f N rth Avenue at Arch Street--Rev. JOHN S. ALLISON, Minist T H E W' A H H O O 145 Phone: 1868 Cedar CARL.W. HERMANN FINE FURS 516-520 FEDERAL STREET NORTH SIDE, PITTSBURGH MACK'S MARKET H. McCLAIN, Proprietor Meats, Butter, Eggs, NOTICE-All medicines are com- pounded in the most careful manner with strictly pure and fresh drugs and in strict accordance with the Doctor's prescription. REAL ESTATE SAVINGS BUILDING s O GFOCCHCS Davld W. Roush HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS Ph s: - Cor. Taylor Ave. and Monterey St. 5234? 55,1631 ggi" 433 gfilaiitxepgf' Telephones Cedar 9815-2638 ' ' N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Official Bulletin The teacher asked her class to ex- plain the word "bachelor" and was very much amused when a little girl said, "A bachelor is a very happy man." "Where did you learn that ?" asked the teacher. "Father told me," came the reply. Dependent on the Mule Teacher: James, write on the board, "Richard can ride the mule if he wants to !" This Jimmie proceeded to do. Teacher: Now then, can you find a better form for that sentence? Jimmie: Yes, ma'am. "Richard can ride if the mule wants him to." Phone: 2816 Cedar Member of the Pittsburgh Rn-ul Estate Board NORTH SIDE REAL ESTATE COMPANY REAL ESTATE DEPARTMENT OF THE Dollar Savings 8: Trust Company Real Estate, Mortgages and Insurance lil. R. BALIDINGER, Pres. JOHN A. FAIRMAN, Vice Pres. E. HERBERT GILG, Sel"y Q Trans. 526 Federal St. N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. 146 THE VVAH HOO JOHNSTON CONFECTIONERY CANDIES CIGARS ICE CREAM 222 E. Ohio Street - JACOB'S LADDER His Way to Renown by Wit and Humor Peth: Why don't you tell people that you are a good mechanic? Morewood: Yes, and have my neighbors forever wanting me to come over and tinker with their cars. 'I guess not. L Jacobs fexcitedlyjz Do you 'smell smoke? Mainhart: Yes, I wonder whose head is burning. Polly: I can't make up my mind whetherdto marry for love or for money. Dolly: Well, love is blind, but money talks at any rate. Some people we know are so stupid that they think the Missis- sippi levee is a tax. In Civics class: Lobingier, when does the long session of Congress end? Geo. falbsentmindedlyjt VVhen it adjourns. Teacher: Sherlock, did you lose your book again? Martin: No m'a1n, only the first twenty pages. Can You Imagine Such Things In 305? john Gordon wearing spats. Audie Cochrane not on a social committee. Het Sample with her hair bleached. Joe Brown singing high soprano. Merry Van Horne not talking in civics period. Harry Jacobs without that famous smile. John Jackson without his patent leather hair. Kier Boyd trying to imitate a coo- coo clock. Bob Thomas not without a ready answer. Art Hoffman practicing ping pong instead of basketball. Mim Olbum remaining silent for live minutes. Louis Kaufman playing the hero in the Senior play. Miss McCreery saying to her iirst hour, Civics class: "Pupils, you did so well on your last Civics test that I shall exempt you from any further examination in the subject for the rest of the term." Training For the job "XYhat does your son expect to be ?" "VX'ell, from the hours he keeps, I should say he is cut out to be a lllllkllllllln COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND 'I' H E XX' :X H H C' O 147 FOLLANSBEE BROTHERS CO. General Offices: Pittsburgh Mills: F ollansbee, VV. Va., and Toronto, Ohio Manufacturers HAMMERED OPEN HEARTH TIN PLATE AND SHEETS "Scott ' s Extra Coated ' ' Roofing Terne Plates Makes Lasting Fire Resisting Roofs A Standard of Quality During the Past 40 Years F ollansbee Electric Sheets FOLLANSBEE HIGH SILICON TRANSFORMER SHEETS FOLLANSBEE SPECIAL MOTOR SHEETS FOLLANSBEE SPECIAL DYNAMO SHEETS FOLLANSBEE IMPROVED ELECTRIC SHEETS FOLLANSBEE ARMATU RE ELECTRIC SHEETS Exceptional Electrical and Magnetic Properties, High Permeability, Low Core Losses, Non-Aging, Satisfactory and Uniform Punching Qualities. Catalogue for Engineers descriptive of Follansbee Electric Sheets mailed upon request. 148 'l' H E W' AH' HOU David Weir 0. Home Builders 330 Sampson Way Repairing and Remodeling Promptly Attended To "But can't you and your husband live happily together without fight- ing ?" "No, not 'appilyf' A gas which causes violent sneez- ing is among the American war in- ventions. It would play a large part in bringing matters to an ishoo. Visitor: Is it really true that the ex-mayor of this great city is living on charity. Citizen: Well, yes. You see he's Chief of the Municipal Board of Charity. Nurse: There's no reason to cry. Maybell, you have a dandy new baby brother. Maybell: That's just it-I wanted a sister. I'll have to go on doin' the dustin' and washin' the dishes for the rest of my life! University Training in Business Administration is Your Best Insurance Against Incompetence, Unemployment and Inadequate Compensation School of ccounts, F mance and Commerce DUQUESNE UNIVERSITY Economies Business Organization Spanish Business Management English Corporation Finance Traliic and Transportation Commerce and Industry Money and Banking Credits and Collections Ad vertisin g Business Law Psychology and Selling Taxation and Tax Reports Accounting, all branches, including preparation for C. P. A. and American Institute tlixaminations. IN THE HEART' OF DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH 4th, Sth and 6th Floors, Vandergrift Building, 323 Fourth Ave. 'l'EI.EPll0NE: COURT 339-I-COURT 3395 XV. H. IVALKER., Dean H. L. IIARNI-IR, Vive D0 'l' H E XX A H I-I O U 149 SPECIAL MACHINERY Thomas Spacing Machine Company PHTSBURGH,PA. 'Ilxvo negroes were lying behind a packing ease on the docks at Brest taking the labor out of the alleged Labor Battalion. Said one boast- fully 1 "Boy, Ah comes f'um a tough breed. Mah ole man done cut his nails wif a ax an brash his teef with a hlef' "Huh, ainlt so tough. Mah ole man am a plumber, an twice a Week he done shave hisself wif a blow torch." i-- "Shall I go over the top 7' asked the talkative barber, poising his shears. "Yes, as soon as your gas attack is over," answered the weary cus- tomer. 'lllear Lord," prayed little XYillie. "please watch over my mamma." And then he added as an after- thought: "And I dunno as it would do any harm to keep an eye on the old man, toofl TARPAULINS CANVAS COVERS TENTS Pittsburgh Waterproof Company MANUFACTURERS 435 Liberty Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa. 50 T H IC XY A H II O O J. F. Apple Company Manufacturing Jewelers LANCASTER, PA. Class pins. rings, fl'ZllC1'I1if:x' pins, Imzlsketlmils, fmmtbzllls. medals. EllQ'l'ZlX'CCl stzltionery, i11Vif?ltiHY1S mu gm111111Qss. Special rlcsigns :md CIlt2lltlg'L1C fm request. MAKERS OF THE 19 2 3 C L A S S JEWELRY 'I' H Ii XY A H H O U 151 ,ff--CST:-1lN05fAND-oQyQs:ELEcTR1CAL - WIRING - - FIXTURES - - APPLIANCES s'roREs 3 STORES 814 FEDERAL ST. 1012 WOOD ST. 406 FIFTH AVE. N. S., PITTSBURGH WILKINSBURG MCKEESPORT Telephone: 1334 Cedar R 9 W r 8 C o m p a n y Edward G. Lang Public Accountants and 0111 an . C P y Aud1tors INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE Federal and State Tax Report Specialists 619 West Diamond Street, jenkins Building, PITTSBURGH N- S- SIIIHIIHPIII l577 Telephone: Cedar 63 DHUHI G79 Helm Hardware CO. COMBINATION STOVES, RANGES, ETC. 623-625 E. Ohio Street, cor. Nash Street N, S., PITTSBURGH THE VVAH HOO Smoky ef Bofzkezzr 21 La Clause de 1922 -Mlff. Afberfi T H E W A H ll U U 153 204 AX jolly erowcl of girls are xve That hail from 204: just look us over and you will see NYC make Z1 line three score. Miss Hazlett is our mother dear, .-Xnd she has done her part: 5he's watched oe'r us for one whole And we'l1 keep her in our l'lCIll'l.' XYe've had the jolliest kind of times- But now that they are oler. XYe,ll not forget you. clear old school Till time is never more. .Xnd so I guess XYe'll say goodbye. lYe do not mean farewell, lfor you may see us soon again. You know you never can tell. THE XVAH HOO Complimefzfs of L. Henderson 81 Co 16-I Henderson Street THE XVAH HOG 155 Patent Flexible Military Service Ribbon Bars D I E G E S 81 C L I rx 15 JOHN si. NEVV Yomq MfzfzzWc'fufz?1g i5becz21!r1f .ii fewefef za' Class, Fraternity, Club and Society Pins and Rings, Medals, Prize and Loving Cups, Plaques and Trophies, etc. WE INVITE CORRESPONDENCE PERTAINING TO SPECIAL ORDER WORK A Matter of Taste 'l'eacl'1er: Can any little boy tell me the difference between a lake and an ocean? Edward: I can. Lakes are much pleasanter to swallow when you fall in. -at Signs of the Times "Has your mother started her spring house cleaning?" "I guess so. The hired girl quit yesterday." f NVonder how Gordon Dovel, Ted Youden and Childs Jamieson liked the walk from Glenshaw to Etna? For one whole day Helen was de- prived of her one greatest pleasure, talking to the boys. Aren't initiations awful? lkfe want to know why Sam Wolf's coat, is always covered with gray hairs? AUTO AXLES STRAIGHTENED SPRING CLIPS Steve s Tire Shop LAMP BRACKETS N S PITTSBURGH PA ic 115 First Avenue , ,, , PITTSBURGH PA Wireless and l'Il9l'tl'll'1ll Automobile I S 1 I I es Supplies 9 2615 Perr sville Avenue R G 8 S C Y . racey on 0. . ., , . l 9 Tire and Tube Store, 5313-1 'Q-dur Yulcanizing lies., 1875 - ' 'emlar 1 - 56 'l' H E XV A H H O O To The Young Men Graduate- lVho wants to look his hest we suggest Langham-High suits- P 'irc cspecimlly clcsignecl for the young man who V K considers style, qurility and workmuiship as well - as price. '- .k,gg3jj .1 L'mgli1n1-High Suits 'lrn smartly twilorccl of ' terus that 'uc new .incl right fm the xouug men bi? ll ' Make your next sult a Langham-High Q ' and you will be well satzsfzed 1 in I . 5 , , , -9 Q L Yi, 4 f 1 1 f 4' D h nf liigh-ffraclc all-wool materials' in stile! and pat- fkx .V" x " , . . ' . ' A l p 7 C m f U' ' ,M K , . ' 6 ,. 5 T N B A B Wi' 2 l MMG? W R l ww PURER ICE--N Dependon get Hcczuise with our .inotlmcl ut. nizuuifzlcture tr we zxvuul all l1llilt'Sll'ZllJl6 qualities: such as muclcliness, ccmtzllniuaticm with zlinmuilizl or hrine, use of Chemicals in the water. etc., "M giving you a clear, harcl from-n :mil healthful 6:9503 Olqctq, . 1 l' ta I 5 'O .E 'l'l1i i g., on 1 ui 'Q S T" ' ' procluct. XVil,Ll'UllN Ulll' Qfllilr- Ill atm' fn vnu BETTER SERVICEee llc-cause we clcvute our entire clturt to the nizuuifacturc :incl flistrilmutiun of UNION lfli, which assures you close attention to your ncecls, all the year. UNION ICE COMPANY Cedar 2763 Beaver Avenue at Western Telephone your Order to 303 Miss C. scoTT 10-B 58 'I' H E VV A H H O O atson Paint 62? Glass Co. 101 WEST or-no STREET Cedar 1674 Disarmament of all Nations Is a great enterprise, But to arm your estate Is your duty ' Before your income dies. Royal Union Mutual Life Insurance Company THEO. J. SCHAUB, Manager Eleventh Floor Fulton Building, ' PITTSBURGH, PA. Smitlltii-'lil 2l8l Realty Sales Company Fulton Building Phone: Smithfield 670 City and Suburbzin Property for sale. Property owners list your property with us for prompt at- tention and results. Rents collected Fire and Automobile Insurance Evenings will : WM. J. SMART Phone: Linden 2344-M :re D Bell Phone: Cedar 5345-R 'M' J. F. WYSSEIER is .f LW N09 i ii ' 1, E4 li J 'x 1 tl, Wir if . '52 NIANITFACTURER 0F AND DEALER IN LIGHTING FIXTURES Show Room und Ofllvt-: No. 268 Watsonia Boulevard, N. S., Pittsburgh, Pa. ird Bnilcliugf froln Punsxille lu- Tnke P1-rrynvillu Ave. var und get nfl' at Valley St. Stop. XX AH H OO 159 'l' H E ' EFFICIENT SER VICE with a SMILE THE BANK OF PITTSBURGH National Association Washington Personals A pair of dumb-bells: Bronson Luty trying to beat the elevator to the bottom ofthe Vifashington monu- mentg and Lou Lustenberger hunt- ing through the Mt. Vernon stables for the horses that drew Our Father's coach. Virginia says Jack is just as sweet as he ever was. Good old Jack. what! YOUR DRUGGIST P. H. McCullough Druggist 1500 Allegheny Avenue, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Store and Re-sirk-lu Phone: CPIIIII' 1008 Cut Flowers Funeral Designs Decorations ALBERT BR IGG FLORIST 904 Federal Street, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. XV. ll. Rllilllilfl .L B. RICIIEY Bell l'hrmr-: 365 Cedar Union Transfer 8: Storage Co. General Hauling Contractors Piano and Furniture Moving and Hoisting a Specialty MOTOR TRUCK SERVICE 907 West Diamond Street, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Estilmlies Furnished on All Kinds of lllllllillg-Tflghsls FOR HIRE 1HE, WAH HOU Compliments of IHP XNXH HOU lfl .HANAN 85 SON HANAN sHo1-is 533 Wood Street 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 P P HOW TO GET A GOOD POSITION TODAY THE GREAT QUESTION "The Man who Made Goocln Tells how. Write or phone for it today. DUFFS COLLEGE PENN AVE. and STANWIX ST. Court 5577 C C C C C C C C C C C C C C 16.2 'lillli XYA li 1100 Bell Phone: 3976 Cedar Open Evenings During Decemlrer JAMES G. STEDEFORD Watches, Diamonds and Jewelry Watchmaker and Jewelry Repairman . High Grade Railroad Watches a Specialty N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Bell Phone: Cedar 2985 When you want the real thing in Edna . Kunz Q 1 . SPORT 'EQUIPMEIQT Dealer in f you instinctively FRESH AND SMOKED 13 .Q think of ' O MEATS 211 Federal Street Q3 E 1 7. 1. f J at 'i HSPALDINCC' STALL NO. 4 A. G. SPALDING 8: BROS. ALLEGHENY MARKET 608 Wood Street , , pittsburgh North S1de Pittsburgh, Pa. WE KILL THEM Our Gas Fumigation Exterminates A11 Insects and Their Eggs, Rats, Mice and Germs 952.00 PER ROOM All Work Guaranteed One Year HI-POWER EXTERMINATOR SERVICE LICENSED FUMIGATORS L0C2l1CDH:lCCf una.-W in 65 cami.-5, r. s. A. Ph0l1C 817 Federal Street Cedar 9565 11111, XY X11 1101: w 1.5 ,Hr 1 661 . 7'3X Q1"'1"' 11? Aix X "" in X , X 72, X eww N1 'f AS A Wfgf Qi 1 A XJXLJ --1 1111 LJ I S , -3 N 1 M ,1 -f ql r 1 V I4 - 1 f 2 f. X , 14 'V Q 1 5 f I 4 l 1 .ff s Q? 'fn It ,W Z-47 I hr - - X O vc, X -, L "X bf ' 1 's gi j ,f,XfG 'INK 'J ':1,,i, s 5 'Af 2 mylffvfi X211 A- ,. 'I 'V ' X ' A f ' '! If-,gakzhri J mb YNY v l SC f ,7.i7lpmlf?1i2v.i.A 1 L 5 ir Sfrt? 31" . fl ' - .. iii ' f" X X " f lv A .. NX N ,- Q ' 7 fb 1 WIP!! N11 WU' v 1 f N f, ,V V, gum - 'X' Q A CL Q 0 . . kc QC Q q'gQE'122zl, 'Uv 207 'Pr-Hi: RQQM QF I , 1.. 2 ks - CAVA1..I1fl1:iS AND PRELTTY LASSES THE NVAH HOO Phone: Grant 241-242 P. 8z A.: Main 241 v W. S. BROWN sPoRT1Nc Goons Guns- Ammunition- Fishing Tackle- Camping Outfits- Athletic Goods- Golf and Tennis Supplies- Fine Cutlery- Q Corner Wood and Oliver Avenue, PITTSBURGH, PA Phones: 1027-9208 Millvale H. H. DIXON REAL ESTATE And All Branches of INSURANCE 320 Grant Avenue, Millvale, Pa. 'l' H li XY A H H U U 16 3 O 9 3 0 9 Compliments of the 12B's of t O 9 3 0 9 3 0 9 SCHRAFFTS CHOCOLATES . Made From Pure and Selected Ingredients THICK COATINGS SMOOTH CENTERS RICH FLAVORS J. K. McKEE COMPANY, DISTRIBUTORS 444-446 Seventh Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. 166 'l' H li XV .X H H O O Bell Telephone: NU'l'gXRY VUBLTC 49 Cedar 3325 Cedar R. T. Pearson Co. REAL ESTATE, FIRE AND AUTO INSURANCE gYv.I'l In 116-118 Ohio Street, West I'u.vf0jfirv N. S., Pittsburgh, Pa. PATRONIZE THE W A H H O O . ADVERTISERS Bell Phone: 1645 Cedar J. E. GIBSON Fine Creamery Butter High . Grade Cheese WHOLESALE and RETAIL Stands 197-198-206 Allegheny Market At a southern railway station it is the custom of the darkies to sell chicken-patties and other delicacies to passengers. A passenger who had enjoyed a patty was leaning out of the Window to buy another, asked of the dusky salesman: "VVhere do you get your chick- ens ?" The darky rolled his eyes. "You all f'om de No'th, ain't you, sah?" he queried. "Yes," was the reply, "But why do you ask that?" "Cause sah, no gem'1'm'n f'om de South ever asks a nigger whor he gits his chicken."--The Argonaut. PHILIP D Shaving Parlors - REHER 801 IRWIN AVENUE 'l'IIli XYAII HOU 107 i Learn1ng to save is an 1mportant part of your eciucation A CHOR SAVI GS BA K PITTSBURGH, PA. John D. Brown, President Charles R. Barr, Assistant Cashier ' L. P. Monahan, Vice President james J. Waters, Assistant Cashier H. C. McCaughan, Cashier Ansley D. Smith, Auditor --HOW difl the tener get his Cold pw Professor: Mr. Hawell, tell me UAH - A ' what brain sand is? thi, ltT?,qraft5!1t1 the bank gn Hawell: XVhy, why, it's what is Hug! Us Lage' cmnmonly called nerve. COMPLIMENTS OF PHIL. LENEHAN Union Barber Shop, 1226 Pennsylvania Avenue This Is the Place to Get the Famous BAKED HAM SANDWICH - ATHENS -- Confectionery and Light Lunch Hot Weiners - Soft Drinks 907-909 Federal Street 58 Tllli NIA H HOU 'l'elvph0lw: 2 I '2 Cedar Frank W. Simons FUNERAL DIRECTOR Parlors for Services 2025 Perrysville Avenue, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. S P E C I A L ADDING MACHINES Few 1919, 1920 and 1921 model Daltons at reduced prices- also used Burroughs. Thos. W. Symonds 611 Bessemer Building Smltlllielcl 1344 Cedar 2891 FORD The Universal Car Dixon Motor Co. 109 Montgomery Avenue, PITTSBURGH Bell Phone: Cedar 6714 The Homemade Candy Made by REGINA CANDY CO. 817 Federal St., N. S. Butter Cream - Our Specialty A. ENGELHARDT fo? COMPANY Packers and jobbers of PROVISIONS Pham-: 4729 Court 439 MARKET STREET STALL 49 DIAMOND MARKET 'I' H 12 XY ,X lol ll CJ U 16 Take Your Business Course in a BUSINESS SCHOOL PARK INSTITUTE SUMMER SCHOQL Offers you the opportunity to continue your business Course or to complete it quickly. New classes first Moiiday each month. IVU Tmzvlz ffI'L'fVlfj .Sl110l'f1IflIlff O. B. HUGHES, Manager 8 W. North Avenue Cedar 1312 North Side For That Sfecfaf Occas1'on ICE CREAM IN FANCY MOULDS Slippers, Bells, Roses, Etc. Made from "Tile Cream of p1'ttsZ9urg7z,, PITTSBURGH ICE CREAM CG. . Phone Cedar 6400 70 T H E XY AX H li CJ O 3 1 4 3 1 4 Compliments of 3 1 4 3 1 4 CLEANING DYEING Linden 1544 Hiland 2001-R "Chas. H., jr. William T." "I-IESSOMH DRY CLEANERS "AT YOUR SERVICE" 1820 Morningside Avenue, E. E. PITTSBURGH, PA. A Ablzolzc call or a fosfal will bring IIS to vour door "double quirk." PRESSING REPAIRING T Ii li XX I ,Ii U U EXIDE BATTERIES Perry Battery Service Co. T. F. WILLMAN, Prop. 2400 Perrysville Avenue, N. S., PITTSBURGH, PA. Repairs Charging Rental n-inn mms R. BISHINGER Ha1'r Goods JENKINS ARCADE COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND For It First--Class Hzlirciit fm to Wayne Barber Shop W. J. Schmitt, Prop. 306 Federal St., N. S. SALES-SERVICE 040- THE UNIVERSAL CAR West View Garage B. Luchsinger, Prop. West View, Pa. SNAPPY STYLES 34.50 and 35.00 Lowest Prices for Men and Young Men PORTER-SEITZ SHOES 214 Pittsburgh Life Bldg. 219 Sixth Street 172 'l' H li Xl "AH HOU Philadelphia College of OSTEOP ATHY Incorporated 1 899 lim-utr-ul in 1P1lClll1f.'f lll0lll4'Ill 1-c-mer oi' A1114-rim-:lx llD'i0-llilfi-' lIlllilI'ilf1lI'li'S for Study uf vheniistry, physivs. lvEolu2A'. :1:1:1to111y. physiology, putlmlugy, lm:-ts-riologk sul'- frvry, Q-tv.: 1-mnlllecte-d with the new mul tlioruuglily ewyuippc-11 Osteupmliic Hospital of Pllilzule-lpllin: nnvx:-1-llml fur-ilities for vxlre-1'il-1141-'. yours' 1-uni-sv of stmly, with rv- vliliimll Foul' quiw-il :lTtvl14l:lm-v :lt f'llllll'S :mtl illlPl'1l0- ship in cle-lphial, pnlhy. tho Ustnulmtllic- Hvspitzxl of Philm- lvauls to liogrivv. llmwtur of Oslvu- Grzulllutes :ulmiitml to Stntu liourll l'lXflllllIlilll0llS flllvlllillllg' thosl- of Nl-xv Yurkr :lull lwzlvtive Slll'Ct'SSl'llllj' lllI'lll'IgllUlli thc- lfniu-al Srnrvs :mil many l'4'l'Ul2'li renun- tri!-s. l'iiltl'ZlllI'6! liO1lllll'f'lll0lliSZ Siilllllflfd foul'- ytiill' High S4-lmnl l'lJlll'Sl'. Slll1lOlllS desir- ing to qualify for pruclim- in l,PllllFX1Villll2l require credits for il ye:ir's work in each of the Sl-if-in-vs. biology, physics :md chem- istry. C0114-:O Ib1'9UilI':ltUl'y work is vuln- aihle, but is not essential to Success in practice, mul is, fllQl'6l:Ul'P, not exncu-d. Four ya-:urs in the ljllllilllllllllllll College of flsfeopntliy will tit you for your prufes' sion. Next ferrn opens Svptoinlwi' 12, 19:12. For 1-mining: :mil other lite-mtllro .ulmlress The Registrar, Box 162, Spring Gar- den at 19th Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Compliments of FADIULA CLUB P 'TRONIZE WAH H00 ADV ERTIZERS 'I' ll li XX X Ii IIKHP NEW 6 APED fl PROGRAM QDYEDTI SING I?7?ffgf1Z'gQ,J Layoufs OR ENGRAVING m'B'l'2S' 3?Fi-TJ' DADUETT PITTSBURGH. ,,f4 14 llll XXXHHUC Efrinitg Glnurt Stuhinn Ralph Johnston O79qc7'a7 photographer of the june 1922 Gracluating Class Stucllo at 313 Sixth Avenue Pittsburgh. Pa. lll la XX .XII ll HU 175 Court 1214 Printers and Publislle The Andresen Company INCORPORATED PRINTERS OF THIS BOOK Thaw Building Pittsburgh, Pa. 4 x N 4