Alfred University - Kanakadea Yearbook (Alfred, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 146 of the 1907 volume:

H X H X c, f V' ,.f. n 1 -"W" X I I ' I- , f -df if Q. 1 H- , f f A ' V!! '11 1 "N ""! ,' iff- - ,J f . 2. f-A N AQ: , 1 X ' 1 1 sq x I ' THE KR!!-HKHDEH HLFRED UNIVERSITY k PUBLISHED BY THE JUNIOR CLH55 1907 QQQ mano mass 'ALFRED NEW YOIK PAGE THREE HE KANAKADEA in this volume a second time appears before the literary public, begging their attention for a few minutes of fun and nonsense. The honor of setting the, precedent for a Junior annual belongs to the class of 1907. But we should be like the actor who appears in his second play, with more inspiration and with greater proficiency, desirous of improving upon his first attempt. 1 We beg you to remember that the comedy presented is a college play, arranged by the inexperienced hands of the students, and that it is college life, spirit and fun that is portrayed. You, who are Alumni or students, you who are far from your Alma Mater, shift the scenery of your existence for an instant and look with us at the free, glorious glad life of your little college town. For this, our unworthy and imperfect eiort, we solicit your gracious clemency and patient forebearance. Q , Y --WA H- -L40 , ,A,,,, -,.., --. - , -A -.--Y ----7 I Li -Na Y To EDWARD M. TOMLINSON, A A. M OUR HONORED AND ESTEEMED LIBRARIAN AND , PRQFESSMROFIEREEK WE DEDICATE THIS 'THESECONDVOLUMECH?THE KANAKADEA I v The Faculty BOOTHE COLWELL DAVIS, A. M., Ph. D., D. D., President, C18955 Professor of Historical and Applied Ethics A. B., Alfred University, '90, A. M. '93, D. B., Yale Uni- versity, '93, Ph. D., National Normal Universit '97' Y, , -D. D., Alfred University, '01, Graduate Student, Columbia University, '97, Member College Council, University of New State, '96-'00, Member National Educational Association, and Religious Education Association. t 9 EDWARD M. ToMLINsoN, A. M., 418675 William B. Rogers Professor of the Greek Language and Literature, Librarian, and Secretary of the Faculty. A. B., Bucknell University, '67, A. M., '71, LL. D., '04, Litt. D., Alfred University, '04, Professor of the Greek Language and Literature, Alfred University, 1867-71, and also Professor of the Latin Language and Literature, 1870 -71, Student at the Universities of Berlin and Leipsic, 1872-74, Professor of Greek, Latin and German at Ger- mantown Acadeiny, 1875-77, William B. Rogers Profes- sor of the Greek Language and Literature, Alfred Univer- sity, 1881-. PAGE SEVEN ALPHEUS B. KENYON, Sc. D., Q18745 Rhode Island Professor of Mathematics, George B. Rogers Professor of Industrial Mechanics, and Registrar. S. B., Alfred University, '74, S. M., '77, Sc. D., '05, Professor of Mathematics, 1874-, George B. Rogers Pro- fessor of Industrial Mechanics, 1874-85, 1886-88, and 1897-, Member National Educational Association. WILLIAM CALVIN WHITFORD, A. M., C18935 Professor of Biblical Languages and Literature. A. B. Colgate University, '86, A. NI., '90, Union 'Theo- logical Seminary, '92, Delta Upsilon, and Phi Beta Kappa Fraternities. . 0THo P. FAIRFIELD, A. M., 118965 P I 5 1 ' William C. Kenyon Professor of the Latin Language and Literature, and Professor of English. . " - A. B., Union Christian College, '86, A. M., 1900, A. B. University ofChicago, '96, Professor of English and Ped- agogy, Union Christian College, 1887-92, Principal of I Clarinda Institute, Clarinda, Iowa, 1892-95: Graduate Student, University-of Chicago, 1895-96. FRANK GREENE BATES, L. B., Ph. D., 118975 Charles Potter Professor of History and Political Science. B. L., Cornell University, '91, Ph. D., Columbia University, '99: Boston University Law School, '92-'93, Graduate Student, Cornell University, '93-'94, Examiner in American History, Cornell University, '94+'95, Fellow in Cornell University, '95-'96, University Fellow, Columbia Univer- sity, '96-'97, Instructor in History, Alfred University, '97-'98, Professor of History and Political Science, Alfred University, '98-'01, State Librarian of Rhode Island, '01-'03, Professor of History and Political Science, Alfred University, '03-, Kappa Epsilon Fraternity, Phi Delta Phi Fraternity, Member of Rhode Island Historical Society, Member American Historical Association. CHARLES FERGUS BINNS, M. C. S., 119003 I Q Director of the New York State School of Clay-Working and Ceramics. Worcester Cathedral Kings School, Kings Scholar, '69-'72, Royal Porcelain Works, Worcester, '72-'97, Examiner in Pottery and Porcelain, City and Guilds of London Institute, '95-'96, Principal Technical Art School, Trenton, N. J., '98-'00, Director of New York State School of Clay- Working and Ceramies, '00-. ARTHUR ELWIN MAIN, A. M., D. D., 119015 Dean of Theological Seminary. A. B., Rochester University, '69, A. M., '95, Rochester The- ological Seminary, '72, D. D., Milton College, '95, Presi- dent of Alfred University, '93-'95. JAMES LEE GAMBLE, Ph. D., D. D., 119019 Professor of Church History and Homiletics. A. B., National Normal Institute, '68, Hartford and Union Theological Seminaries, '72, Ph. D., National Normal Uni- versity, '96, D. D., Alfred Holbrook Normal University, '03, 'CHARLES BEED CLARK, M. Sc., M. A., 119023 Professor of Philosophy and Education. B. S., Battle Creek College, '88, M. Sc., '92, B. A., Michi- gan University, '01, M. A., Alfred University, '02, In- structor in History, Lancaster Academy, Mass., '88-90, Graduate Student, Yale University, '90-'91, Professor of History, Union College, Nebraska, '91-'99, 'Graduate Stu- dent, Michigan University, '00-'01. ' PAUL EMERSON TITSWORTH, Ph. B., 119043 Instructor in Modern Languages. Ph. B., Alfred University, '04, Student in Ohio State Uni- versity, '03-041, Student in Dresden and Berlin, '02, Sum- mer Session Chicago University, '05, Summer Session Uni- versity of Wisconsin, '06. EDITH CLARE PUTNAM, A. B., 119045 U Instructor in English and Expression. Woman's College of Baltimore, '00, Instructor in the Ban- croft School, Worcester, Mass., '01-04, Graduate Student, Columbia University, '04, Summer Session, Yale Univer- Sity, '05. PAGE EIGHT 1? ' Af i. A I I M W wfmlilf nw 'ww FRANZ H. ROSEBUSH, A. ALICE L. UPToN, 419065 Instructor in Art, State School of Ceramics. Teacher's College, Nevv York City, pupil of Arthur Daw Academic Colarossi, Paris, pupil of Alphouse , Mucha Raphael Callin. ' ALBERT W. KELLEY, Sc. D., M. D., 119065 ' Professor of Biology and Agriculture. Union College, 1876, B. S., Union College, 1878, A. M., Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery, 1892, M. D., Otterbein University, 1892, Ph. D., Adrian College, 1906, Sc. D., Chonorary5, Professor of Natural Science, Fostoria College, Fostoria, O., 1879-1885, Professor of Natural Science and Medicine, Battle Creek College, Battle Creek, Mich., 1885-1898, Professor of Science and Medicine, Union College, Lincoln, Neb., 1898-1901, Dean ofAdrian College, Adrian, Mich., 1901-1906, and Professor of Biology, Pro- fessor of Biology, Alfred University, 1906-. B., 09055 0RsoN A. CARNAHAN, Instructor in Physical Training. A F PAGE NINE 2 . 9 E. EVELYN WARD, Mus. B., 419055 Director of Music. Mus. B., Syracuse University, '05, ,Phi Mu Epsilon Soror- 1ty. WENDELL G. WILCOX, Ph. B., C19065 Instructor of Chemistry and Physics. Ph. B., Syracuse University, '05, Assistant in General Chemistry, Syracuse University, '02-'03, in Qualitative Chemistry, '03-'04, in Quantitative Chemistry, '04-, Grad- uate Assistant in General Chemistry, '05-'06, Chemist for the Pittsburg Reduction Company, '00-'01, Chemist for the Northern Aluminum Company, '01-'02, for the Pitts- burg Reduction Company, '04-'05, Zeta Psi Fraternity. CHARLES W. CLARKE, Foreman of the Carpenter Shop. oreman of the Machine Shop. A I , xl, gig f u kg? xg: A-, M O Mm, fi p 1-1' U 'H W, EMAWWE51 2 f 1 2 Xxx x NN 1 N : - 5 -ix ,M . Q 1 MN 1- 2 - 1--S' S" 'N -if x ,, Fi wx. 1 ,- -. X V- , .-S-:Q-Q X Q .a:.,f- wg, ,--My ,::::nN:5s,f-:-'-Q' -we ,.:.-:s' gs' -sq:-1 pg,-v:' .gg R W- .,-.--:v:f'J1"f - , ':,,-.,:,4,-,ww . x A. 1? ,wi x x ix ,f s X xg xv ,. K i -Xe . X Q 4, aw -' X9-:fx .. Hai' ww f- Nsw ' ..-sgwi:-: 115 ,. X . - -ww-as, V -X X - --SSX 5 X SXXQRQ -, if-, . 1- - if 0 -A4 - , .H xi-ff 4, 1 Y :sv Q 1 - 4. 9 of X, J Sf fx eg.,...... H., , W z - X , . Vilisxkg '- -Xgmyxwa - ' 5-g 'A - is . 4 X KQYLX Q- NVZQ 3 Q xxx E- ,X Q H 32 Y E- N . Q ii.. 4 .K Q --- -Q ,I :R xX xi.. : XTX S , , , . - , nm K, x QQ Yyis X X X 1 X xyxx xx X. - f X X X +' xv A , 'v ,QT ., '- - U N yixf bf x gxxjixgkg X1X:g1,1i..fX' ' x k ,ssi:4,' ,- ,Aw ' i.K-9-if-x-7- - x -- . 5 z x . KY3, M - X ,W- Sew' sig The Seniors JIOTTO-Non Nobis Sallie. FLOWER-Flew' de Zis. COL ORS-Biue amd Red OFFICERS ' M. L. BELL, President JESSIE ROBBINS, Secretary MABEL ROGERS, Vrz'cf-President HUBER WATSON, Treasurer YELL I Hey. Ho! Hi, Ho! Wah, W hoo. Wah f sAU'1"ecZ Seven lieth. Rall. Rah. HAT brilliant class of 1907! What have they done? Their great deeds are not counted in thousands, rather their unique and noted members stand forth to tell the tale. But even their common history is not common place. Yes I they were green as Freshmen-truly green as Freshmen can be made I But somehow with little training they developed spirit enough to have a banquet in the dining room of the Brick two days before Thanksgiving recess. It is true they began at one and did not finish until four, but they were hungry in those days and not so fatigued with continuous picket duty. So they ate while their would-be-counsellors serenely, smelled the coffee and went to sleep. ' In that flag-raising contest when the folds of '07 proudly waved from the cupola of the Brick, ill luck attended them, for one poor little brick did fall from the chimney and hit-Yes, it couldn't miss that good sized mark-a sophomore's head. But '07 waved on until noon and then came down by truce according to the intervention of Higher Power. In Sophomore year, having learned by experience, we posted procs. The advice was of great value, but alas! shellac-cloth and cement walks were treacherous. The Nigger Heaven of the White House did its best to turn, out the " where-with-all " to make our advice lasting, but largely in vain, and we sighed for the paper we had scorned, for the cloth refused to wed the walk and many were the souvenirs. , So '08 missed our .worthy advice and as a consequence, one PAGE THIRTEEN I l A I i I I 'rainy night, took refuge with one of the Professors whose only son belonged to that youthful class. They had grown Weary trying to find a place for a banquet and of course had missed our excellent advice, so in their ignorance they thought they could sit on the floor in the dark and have ' ' crackers and cheese ' ' and call it a banquet. They could not wait to finish the cheese and say their pieces but had to tell the rest of the people about it, and when they returned to visit their adopted father, the gas was out and lo! a battle was on-and the poor little childrens' dresses were soiled, so Papa had to come out and send the naughty seven visitors home. Now of course '08 thought they surely knew how to put up a flag--so they secured a square of maroon-a color which wasn't the fashion then as it is now, and their staunch defenders, Romeo, the Fat One, and Paris Green the Slim One, hoisted it on Kenyon Memorial. Of course it was hard to see it without a field glass, or even a telescope, but sharp eyes soon discovered it and a ladder secured, they hastened "to free that building of its encumbrancef' ,But the plaster in Memorial Hall is prone to fall, again the Higher Power intervened to save the children, and another truce was made. In Junior year we forgot our animosity, as ideal Juniors do, and watched that class of '08 which of course had not been ,properly advised and so was inclined to blunder, while we, tired of children's play, turned to other things. We do not like to say it of ourselves, but somehow we had learned to respect our betters, so we, with great sacrifice, inaugurated a newsystem of leaving chapel and honoring the Seniors. Then as we had had some experience with the hammer and its power, we thought to secure unto ourselves and others, some measure of representation in the ruling of college life-so foregoing our customary internal Warefare, we unanimously agreed to uphold the Senate in student government, and the good work went through. When it came to Senior year, we tried to start another precedent and appeared in cap and gown on Founders Day instead of waiting until Easter. But We still kept with us, sad to say, that quarrelsome habit, for we are a strange and many- minded crowd, and when we tried to uphold the custom of the Senior Seal we met defeat, but as in Senior year, one struggles on, so we made peace until the next time. ' In all, we have planned many things, some of which have fallen through and others which are still in embryo. The work of the Student Senate We must leave to our successors-who will, we hope, improve and modify our efforts in that direction. But a class history is not complete without some mention of its bright and original members. In number we are twenty- seven, the largest class since eighteen , ninety, with fifteen original members. We have lost many of the twenty-six of Freshman year, some changed their Alma Mater, some were side-tracked and others made a flying trip of three years. But our number still contains girls of brilliant, intellectual ability and social grace, and men among whom are the Man who Pushes, the Faculty Bucker, the poet, lawyer, critic, physician, the ceramist, biologist, chemist, ornithologist, the scientist and the athlete and all around society man. We may say that '07 does not start out as mighty in great deeds, but in the merit of its individual members. FANNIE BONHAM, Shiloh, N. J. Philcasophical, .Alfriedian, Basketball C21 C31 C41, Y. W. . A. EMILY BOQTHE, Matlock Bridge, England Philosophical, Alfriedian, Y.' W. C. A., Honors C11 C21, Alfred Monthly C31 C41. IDA MABEL DIXON, b Shiloh, N. J. Ph110s0phica1,.Alfriedian, Y. w. c. A., Honors C13. ETHEL A. CHILDS. Erie, Pa. Philosophical, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A. RUTH EVELYN MARYCGRAHAM. V E Angelica Philosophical, Alfriedian, 'Basketball C11 C31 C41, Captain of Girls Basketball C41, Honors C11 C21. JEss1E ROBBINS, ' Bradford, Pa, Philosophical, Alfriedian. MABEL T. ROGERS, Daytona, Fla. Philosophical, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A., Honors C11 C21, ' Competitive Free Scholarship. ETHEL STEVENS, 1 Alfred Philosophical, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A., Honors C11 C21, Valedlctorian, Basketball C11 C41, Competitive Free Scholarship. . GARRELT BAKKER, Rotterdam. Holland Classical, Alleghanian, Tennis Association. MARCUS LLEWELLYN BELL, Ithaca Scientific, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Tennis Associ- ation, Class.Basketball C11 C21 C31, Chairman Junior Prom Committee, President Class C41, Honors C11 C21. ALEXANDER CAMPBELL, Alfred Philosophical, Orophilian, Y. M. C. A., Tennis Associ- ation, Footlight Club C31, Syracuse-Oro Debate C21, Basketball C31. PAGE FOURTEEN WILLIAM M. DUNN, Black Creek Scientific, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Y. M. C. A. Secretary, Class Basketball Q15 Q25 Q35, 'Varsity Foot- ball Q25 Q35, Student Senate Q35, Third Honor Oration, Chemistry Assistant. HARRY VVELLS LANGWORTHY, I. Q - Alfred Philosophical, Orophilian, Y. M. C. A., Athletic Associ- ation, Tennis Association, Student Senate Q4 5, Captain Scrubs Q15, Varsity Football, Q45, Class Basketball Q15 Q25 Q35 Q45, Department ,Editor of Monthly Q25 Q3 5, Editor-in-Chief Q45, Editor-in-Chief of Kanakadea Q3 5, Class President Q15, Honors Q15, Q2 5, Salutatory Oration Q45. . WILLIAM N. LANGWORTHY, , Alfred Philosophical, Alleghanian, Y. M. C. A., Athletic Associ- ation, 'Varsity Football Q15 Q25 Q35 Q45, Captain 'Varsity Eleven Q3 5, 'Varsity Baseball Q15 Q25 Q35 Q45, Baseball Captain Q25, Class Basketball Q15 Q25 Q35 Q45, Footlight Club, Sophomore President Class. JAMES GRAW, Alfred Philosophical, Alleghanian, Athletic Association, Y. M. C. A., Monthly Q15 Q45, Captain Scrubs Q25, Fresh- man-Sophomore Debate Q25, 'Varsity Football Q45, Student Senate Q4,5 Kanakadea Q45. - WELCOME B. LEWIS, Adams Center Scientific, Alleghanian, Y.,M. C. A., Athletic Association, Tennis Association, 'Varsity Championship Tennis Singles Q35 Q45, Class Basketball Q35 Q45, 'Varsity Basketball Q45, 'Varsity Baseball Q15 Q25 Q35 Q45, 'Varsity Baseball Captain Q25. CHARLES JOHN PARKS. A ' Watkins Philosophical, Orophilian, Athletic Association L21 LSI, Football f3j, Class President flj, Freshman-Sopho- more Debate flj, Y. M. C. A. PAGE FIFTEEN DEO O. ROBINSON, , Howell i Scientific, Alleghanian, Y. M. C. A., Class Basketball ljlj E21 f3j, 'Varsity Basketball flj. EARLE JUDSON ROBINSON. . Q Friendship Scientific, Alleghanian, Athletic Association, Y. M. C. A., Manager 'Varsity Football Team f2j, 'Varsity Football f3j, Class Basketball Ill, Student Senate MJ, Class President f3j, President Student Senate MJ. FRANK C. SHAW, Y West Almond Philosophical, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Class Basketball f3j, Manager 'Varsity Football Team f4j, Freshman-Sophomore Debate f2l, Monthly flj, , Junior Prom Committee. A LEON 1. SHAW. ' ' Alfred Scientific, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Business Manager Kanakadea f3j. CARL A. SUTLIFF, 2 Addison Philosophical, Orophilian, Y. M. C. A. C. HUBER WATSON, Q I Alfred' V Philosophical, Alleghanian, Y. M. C. A., Jeweler, Natural- ist, Sailor. Q ARLIE C. WHITFORD, l ' Q Alfred Philosophical, Alleghanian, Athletic Association, Assistant Manager Football Team f3j, -Freshman-Sophomore Debate f2j, Assistant Manager Kanakadea I:3j. Q HOWARD C. YOUNG. Cuba Scientific, Alleghanian, Athletic Association, Football L11 f2j f3l, Captain 'Varsity Eleven f3:I, Y. M. C. A. ' V swwvnnnswu:.vuw1.n-.n.m.....-1..-,.-...,..w..,-fr.w ,,.-,.,.,.,, ,,L, , COLORS Maroon cmd Old Gold MOTTO Olacwucter, the ond cmd aim ojfcluccntion, FLOWER Clwyscm them um The Juniors OFFICERS RUTH C. KENTNER, Prosiclent WILLIAM BEAGDON, Vice-Pofesiclont ALLIE DEALING, Seoonetowy ALFRED LAWTON, Todeaszwev- YELL Rah ! Rah I Rah I Rip f Rap .' Rate I ALFRED ALFRED ! 1908 GEORGE LUASON BABCOCK, Plamfield, N. J. Sc1ent1fic, Oroplnhan, Honors C1 J, Buslness Manager of Kanakadea, 07. J UDD ROY BAILEY, Elkland, Pa. Scientific, Orophilian, Athletic ASSOC13t1OH, Football C13 125, Ceramlo Soclety, Foothght Club, Quartet, Stai of Kanakadea, '07. PAGE SIXTEEN W! Cer I I l 2 X X GRM Man, Kan: X XVILLIAM VICTOR BRAGDoN, A I Belleville, Pa. Sclentific, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Tennis Association, Basketball, C15 CZJ C3D, Ceramic Society. Z' INA A. BRITTON, Fr1endsh1p, N. Y. Philosophical, Ceramic Society. GRACE- ELAINE BURDICK, . V Westerly, R. I. Philosophical, Alfrieclian, Honors CD C2j, Basketball C15 C25 Q3j,Captain Class team fly, Manager College Team Q3j, Footlight Club, Monthly Board Q15 Q25 QSD, Editor-in-chief of Kanakaclea '07, PAGE SEYEXTEEX 1 ar'-'v' ,cr- BUDDINGTON J ENNINGS CARPENTER, - q A AShVi11G, N- Philosophical, Alleghanian, Athletic Association, Football C15 C21 535. RUTH MARION CARPENTER, Ashaway, R. I. Philosophical, Alfriedian Y W C A EMMA KATHERINE CARTWRIGHT, Philosophical, Alfriedian, President of Y. M. C. A. '06, H A .,,,. -A---..-.:-- ,,,,, mov, ,WNWP onors C23 Richburg, N. Y. PAGE EIGHTEEN Y. AR Cla 2 5' E'- TIE P XG -. . . A , .,,,,, , i ARCHIE EARL CHAMPLIN, 7 Alfred Sta Philosophical, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Football Q15 C25 135, Basketball C15 Q25 Class President C25, Footlight Club, Staf of Kanakadea Q35, Klu Klux Klan, Dew Drop Inn. tion Q 3 5, ORVILLE HoX1E CHESEBROUGH, A Clarks Falls, Philosophical, Alleghanian, Footlight Club. MELVIN ERNEST CooN, I Scientific, Alleghanian, President of Y. M. C. A. '07, PAGE NINETEEX Conn Alfred ALLIE BELLE DEALING, Scientific, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A. EUGENE KNAPP DEWITT, Hornell, N. Y. Classical, Student Senate, Alleghanian, Footlight Club, Athletic Association, 'Varsity Eleven 125 135, Manager 145, 'Varsity nine 125 135, Class Baseball team 125 135, Y. M. C. A. Treas. 135, Chapel choir 125 135, College Quartet 125 135, Delegate "Nashville" Student Volunteer Convention 125, "Cornell " 135, Cheer leader 125. WILLIAM T. DoNAL'DsoN, Purdy Creek, N, Y, Philosophical, Orophilian, Y. M. C. A., Athletic Association President 125 , Football 115 12 5, Monthly Board 125, Freshman-Sophomore Debate 115, Honors 115, Competitive Scholarship. PAGE TNYEXT Y Adarns Centre, N. Y. SAN Selcl ,. . 2 E32 iw ,AjUf:i1w- gg 'i 2- 2 .14 5 .: Tv LJ fax.. Q fi 1. .-.. T si Q if 1-Xl SAMUEL RICHARD GUTHIEIE, Franklin, Ky. Philosophical, Orophilian, Athletic Association, Football Clj Q25 GRD, Basketball C25 C3J, Seldom Inn. RUTH CLOVER KENTNER, Constableville, N. ,Y Philosophical, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A., Ceramic Society Class President CSD. A EVELYN IRENE HILL, V Ashaway, R. I. Philosophical, Alfriedian, Basketballflb, Orchestra CZJ. PAGE TXVEXTY-ONE BERTP ALFRED GARFIELD LAWETON, Whitesville, N. Y- . Philosophical, Alleghanian, Y. M. C. A., Basketball Q21 635. lg' S' v,,, HULDAH ANNE REED, Hornell, N. Y. Classical, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A., Footlight Club. ' Q ELMIX ELMER STEVENS PIERCE, Humphrey Centre, N. Y- 4 Philosophical, Alleghanian. FRED l C E PAGE TXVENTY-TXYO 1 X ,wr YY Y ,.-L , BERTHA BELLE RIBLET, 5 Erie, Pa. Philosophical, Alfriedian, Y. W. C. A., Honors C25, Ceramic Society, Basketball 115125 135, Staff of Kanakadea. ELMINA GEORGIANA TITSWORTH, Classical, Alfriedian, Y. W. FRED ERNEST WALRATH, Scientific, Ceramic Society. PAGE TVVEXTY-THREE FERDINAND LEWIS TITSWORTH, Plainfield, N. J. Scientific, Alleghaman, Athletlc Association, Manager Football Team 125, Monthly Business Manager 135, Ceramic Society, Footlight Club, Kanakadea Staff Q25 Q3 5, Klu Klux Klan, Seldom Inn. New Brunswick, N. J. C. A., Honors C15, Monthly Board C3 5, Basketball C15 C25 C35. Jasper, N. Y. .1llnY'RBVv3vl lunior Statistics Name They Chief Chiet Major Minor l Whorf Tilhel' l XVhere They Are Going Go By Occupation Recreation l I Are Fwm GEORGE BABCOCK .... 'Bah Fussing Aglssiieisg Dollars D Sense Stmmanih Stmmanls RoY BAILEY . Bill J' llyilig Screeching Prof- Wilcox CliemiSifY Somew mic Nowhere XVILLIAABI BRAGDON. ,I Billy Minimizing Reedmg Athletics Agreeing Pa Ma. INA BRITTON ,.,. . - Heine Iiigfinfmlpvlie Smiling Jake LcOr1 Ffioiifflfiiiilo Coofisliip GRACE BURDICK uivu Cigarette 0 Basketball N, M, F, U, Footlights '1-he Stage MARION CARPENTER ,,,, Maidie Grinding Studying, English Bible Mable Dixon The Deans 'TO Classes B J CARPENTER ,... Bee Jay Hustling Vvigrififisg at Forgetting Remembering Senior Prom. Dr. Sheppard's EMMA CARTWVRIGHT, , Emmy Y.W C A. Libfafl' - Flifiiiig Elooiiiioii giehni?,iCfli,Cal The Pulpit ARCHIE CHAMPLIIN' ........ . .... I Champ Pegging Gfiiidifig POSt0f5ce The Brick The Station To College QRVILLE 'CHEsEERoUGH ...l I Lizzie Bluffling Hsfggfck Eggs Paul Conn- CFHZY MELVIN Coon. Coon P. D. Q H Q DeWitt Himself Africa Georgia ALLIE DEALllNlGr .,.. Miss Dealing Welcoming Sr, ifitug Loquacity Bakker Adam Sfflii 1-Io' Ifltothc Sf-ite Of Matrimony' EUGENE DEVVITT .... Princelggson Butting-in Preaching Practising 'Lafayette Brick VVILLIAM DONALDSON. .. Bill A Perspicuity Religion Graft Clark Back Country The Bar IRVING FAIRFIELD. .. Longfellow Rushing Girls Hot Air Ideas TIEOEZFY Latin Class SAMUEL GUTHRIE .... Sam Seeggnlfeellie Minimizing Kitchen Becky Brick A D Upstairs EVELYN HILL ..... Tony Accompanying -Bobbing Fiddle Dee The Hills To the Altar RUTH KENTNER .... Prexy Beingenliresi' Being Amiable Designing Emerggncir-35 Way Back Up Yonder ALFRED LAWTON .... Little Minister Doubting Minding Baby Child Study Theology Country , ' Home ELMER PIERCE ,... Big Minister Talking Dancing Smoking Chewing Hclgginlilgiowy I - Z ! I-IULDAH REED .... Auntie Planning Bragging Billy Nephgws Hornell Heaven BERTHA RIBLET ..... Bertha Dreaming Trainping Miss Blanchard ,Who ? Erie Alfred ELMINA TITSWORTH. Mina Chattering Flirting Fasting ? From Waldo's To the Old Harry FERDINAND TITSVVORTH .... Ted Barbering Flunking Chapel Delmonicos Seldom Inn Park Street FRED VVALRATH.. .. Rain'in'the Face State School State School State School State School State School State School PAGE TVVENTY-FIVE Sophomores , E OFFICERS FRED ROGERS, President ABBIE E. BARBER, Vice-President AGNES KENYON, Secretary CLAUDE CARTWRIGHT, T'V6fL8'LL'1'6'In COLORS Blue and Gold YELL Een, dfiea clein, Dieu, clega, diea clein, Aqqrecl, AUo'ecZ, Nineteen nine ' X The Class History of 1909 N September, 1905, there arrived in Alfred a motley throng, some of whom were anxious-eyed and uncertain of motion. -This was the Freshman class of 1909. But they lost their greenness under the frosty kindness ofthe Class of 1908. In a few days they organized in that infant asylum, the history class room, and from plans there formed, came many of the joys of this class. ' During November a subtle sense of an impending event hung in the air. The week before Thanksgiving they were entertained by President Davis, and the nexttnight by theslunior Class. After Thanksgiving they held their banquet in the Gothic, to the dis- appointment ofthe Sophs. The latterleft town in the day light for their banquet, followed by the yel-ls of the Freshmen. Each class claimed the victory, and even now the mention of suit cases makes some Sophs angry. Later they entertained the juniors at Professor Kenyon's. At last in june came the crowning event of their year. A strange parade left Babcock Hall, headed by a band and composed of baby carriages and other infantile accommodation. As they marched about, the crowd on the Campus increased until all else was lost in a mixture ofcollege and class yells. The Freshman Class was burned in effigy, and then the participants went to the Brick for a spread. This closed their Freshman existence. I In September, 1906, they returned to Alfred ready for the Freshmen of1910. After they had organized, they posted their Procs which the Freshmen tried to pull up. But 'their ardor and clothes were dampened enough so that the victory was given to the Sophomores of 1909. On October 20, this enterprising class quietly left Alfred to attend their banquet in Angelica. Not a Freshman suspected that they had left town until all were safely on their way. That was a trip never to be forgotten! The victory was complete and never disputed. The class of 1909 has distinguished itself in athletics. Four ofits boys, Hartley, Ryan, Webster and Sage, have won their A's in football, while two have shown their prowess on the baseball field, and the Captain of the 'Varsity basketball team is a 1909 man. The girls of the class are not behind in prominence, for some of them wear numerals from basketball. This class has always stood for progress and high ideals. It initiated the famous 4' moving-up day.'f Its members are as prominent in the ranks of Non-monopoly as they are numerous in the Fusser's Union. " Here's to the years that 'are stretching ahead, To the days that are blithesome and gayg May the joys ofthe old be the joys of the new, And their sorrows fade gently away." PAGE TVVENTY-SIX 4 p ? 11 IH. .U .izlv Huw ggz ,Q f AM' ll M Jill 4 , - A , 1 I 3: J -., NAME Mary Baker Abbie Barber Howard Beltz William Best Mary Boyce Anna Burdick Dorothea Carpenter Claude Cartwright Charles Clark Maude Congdon Hugh Garwood Ernest Hartley Luella Hood Ida Jones Agnes Kenyon Irene Martin Ethel Maxon Inez McNett Jessie Oaks Elizabeth Riberolle Fred Rogers Ruth Rogers Q Waldo Rosebush John Ryan Lewis Sage Ruth Sherman Flora Slade Laura Trowbridge Albert Webster Margaret Wilcox Raymond Withey Mable Zulauf Sophomores RESIDENCE Alfred Mystic, Conn. Hornell Alfred Salamanca Friendship Ashville Hornell Brooklyn Colchester, Conn. Canaseraga Gouverneur Alfred Hornell Alfred Batavia Utica Hornell Angelica Wellsboro, Pa. Alfred Alfred Alfred Elmira Seeley Cowanesque, Pa. Alfred Adams Centre Albion, Wis. Buffalo VV est Almond Easton, Pa. -i.---. ......... ,,..W....-.:.f.e-.f,-:Jc-..-:.-:::-1,zu f,-.e: --- ----- , PREPARATORY Alfred Academy Broadway High School Hornell High School Ellicottville High School Salamanca High School Friendship High School Lakewood High School Hornell High Scool SCHOOL Brooklyn Manual Training High School Bacon Academy Canaseraga High School Gouverneur High School Alfred Academy Hornell High School Alfred Academy Batavia High School Utica Free Academy Hornell High School Wilson Academy Wellsboro High School Alfred Academy Alfred Academy ' Alfred Academy Elmira Free Academy Elmira Free Academy Alfred Academy Bolivar High School Utica Free Academy Alfred Academy y Buffalo Seminary Hornell High School ' New York High School PAGE TH EXTY BIGHT PM PAGE TVVENTY-NINE Freshm CII OFFICERS J ACOB H. RANDOLPH, President ' NANNIE H. BINNS, Vice-President MARY E. KARR, Seeretcwfy A1 HARRY H. ALLEN, Treolsweo COLORS A . Navy Blue elncl While YELL 4 Rleleety Rack! Rfielcety Raelc! We'0'e the Class that never goes back ' We'll win all froin now till then! Ayred ! Alfred .fl 1910 .' MOTTO Non sellolce secl vitce cl-iselonus The History ofthe Class of 1910 HE responsibility of any historian is always measured in proportion to the importance of the event which he has , to record. Keeping in mind this fact, you may judge of the grave responsibility resting upon the. shoulders of ' the historian of the class of 1910, although it has but yet completed only a few months of its college career. How many upper classmen ever thought, When' they haughtily observed those few young people, registering on the opening day of college, that they were to make the greatest freshman class in the history of Alfred University? With marvelous celerity this class was organized, officers elected, class yells composed, colors chosen 'and banners made, and everything put in running order for the record breaking freshman year, whose first event was so soon to startle the Alfred students, townspeople, yea, even the faculty. Ah, who needs to ask what event that was, as memorable, even now, in the history of Alfred, as was Paul Revere's Ride, The Battle of Waterloo, or any of the decisive battles to the world at large. Other freshmen classes probably have spent as much time and money, planning their banquets, but what other freshman class ever had such a complete success, resulting from their careful plans, as the class of 1910? Were they seen in groups of twos or threes, standing in secret places, discussing the ways and means to defeat their enemies, were their low murmurings heard behind locked doors, scheming. for the dread and world- startling event? No-only a few selected by the class knew even when the affair was to be till the day, itself. ,Ah, yes, the night they set for it, is that not a proof of one of their greatest characteristics of doing things quickly and on time. Instead of waiting for thelast possible night or two, -or one on which there could be any questioning, or doubt raised, a night rigidly set aside for our lyceums, they had it as soon as the first day of the alloted month began, directly after the first stroke of twelve. ' But enough has been said of that banquet. The happenings of the night have long since passed into history, history which will be handed down from one class to another, inspiring and uplifting freshman classes of the future. No need to tell how foxy sophomores and haughty seniors prowled around the town, yea, even passing under the very windows of the banquet hall itself, without a suspicion, of their sly lower classmen's whereabouts. And oh, the triumphant procession that was held afterwards. Never could Cmsar or Pompey in any of their triumphs have experienced greater pride and joy, than did that class, as they paraded the town ever now and then, lifting the mighty shout of ' ' we have had our banquet, ' to the rejoicing heavens above. . They had proven what they could do with respect to earthly things, now they were to show their ability was of no mediocre sort, to fail them when they attempted higher and more uplift- ing feats. Was not their flag raising contest something to be wondered at in days to come? Ah, rusty sophomores and -V -- --'- - ' - --- -iff-Z-tm-::T.:n-1...-.Z-,-rt-.-F, seniors, where were your prowling watchers then? Asleep? Yes, or, if awake, by some miracle struck blind. For when, with stealthy steps and wary eyes, our brave president ascended his airy vantage point, flinging out the flag of 191Q boldly to the breeze, did not one hefty sophomore pass by the victorious place, itself, without realizing in the least what glorious event was taking place before his very eyes ? Soon, however, a few. of their enemy, the sophs, realized the crisis that was going on in the air above them and flocked to the scene of battle with pistols and other implements of war, attempting, in vain, to shoot down the floating obstacle. What a mad war dance was held around that venerable post, what gnashlng of teeth and pulling of hair, there was, when the sophomore inmates of the Brick realized what was happening. So the flag bravely floated above the campus its alloted time when it was triumph- antly taken down by the victorious freshmen. But we have omitted one event, which in time came before this last more spiritual contest, though not in proof of our greatness. That was the occasion of the proc posting. Doubt- less you will say, "but they were beaten. " Yes, they were beaten but, is that the only thing to be considered? Is not the way they defended the honor of their class, and quickly responded to the call of danger of some account? Almost as soon as the first proc was posted, their boys were on the scene, valiantly fighting with their bill-posting enemies. On and on they came to the sound of the ever increasing struggle, anxious to deface the words of wisdom given them by their " would be 1' superiors. And, how well they succeeded, all know, only failing to destroy those on the walls of the Brick, which only a bird or an angel could fly to. Our upper classmen could not exactly think of us as angels and to admit we were birds, although they must have felt it sometimes, especially after our banquet, would be far too condescending. So, although technically adhering to the letter of the law we were beaten, yet for some reasons the victory certainly seems to be on our side. Not only in a martial way is their loyal class spirit to be seen, but in a Social way it is most prominent also. Many times already has the class been entertained at the homes of different members, where always a very pleasant evening has been enjoyed. They even got ahead of their upper classmen in being the first class to have a sleigh ride at which occasion several sophs were heard to say, " Well those freshmen certainly have the best times for they are always being entertained some- where." And this is certainly true. Although they are all good workers and passed high in their exams, from the spirit with which they go into things, we see. how apt their motto is in expressing the general character of the class, which is:- " Not for school but for life we learn " "Non scholae sed vitae discimusf' . ' PAGE THIRTY 'V V , xw .M ww x .. ...Axxwx .... . .. 1 i 1 1 1. 1 W1 , :"11' 11'y K, if ,771 Q- 1'W111 A 1 KI1 1 ,N 1 '11 1 1 Q" 19. X u 1 1 1 1 ,f 1:1111 11 M' ' 1 1:1 Q 1 1 in NN1 fi 1 '1 , 1" 15 4 I 1'2,1. WV V1 1 E 1 'l'5l. 11111 t. . 17, '1 .12 X11 -1 ,, 1 "1 1, 1.1 'Vic' , 1 1 , Wim , , ,,,, , , I NAME Harry H. Allen Lester F. Bacon Nannie H. Binns Albert F. Bivins Alice M. Brown Elizabeth D. Carpenter Guyon J. Carter Ford S. Clarke Rodney C. Dore . Mary E. Karr Laura K. Lyman Claude F. McMaster Charles A. Mourhees Mary O'Connor Pearl C. Parker Grace Parsons George A. Place W. Gates Pope Grover Pratt Jacob H. Randolph Juan J. Santiago Arthur E. Stukey Marjorie L. Wilson Alton M. Young Freshmen RESIDENCE Canaseraga Canaseraga Alfred Bridgeton, N. J. Silver Creek Westerly, R. I. Canisteo Alfred Hornell Almond Roulette, Pa. Arkport Andover Wayland Hinsdale Camillus Alfred Hartsville Hornell Alfred - Ponce, Porto Rico Alfred East Orange, N. J. Petersburg PREPARATORY SCHOOL Canaseraga High School Canaseraga High School Alfred Academy Alfred Academy Silver Creek High School Westerly High School Canisteo High School Alfred Academy Hornell High School Almond High School Roulette High School Arkport High School Andover High School Wayland High School Maplehurst Union School Solvay High School Alfred Academy Alfred Academy Hornell High School Hudson River Military Academy Hudson River Military Academy Alfred Academy East Orange High School Alfred Academy PAGE THIRTY Two rn A minimis W l l :H V 1? is ' X9 A u 1 43 -Qy...-.-vm. 1-N rvurf 'swim-vw rf-vu' . tm k x I l I Q , 3 S 1 PAGE 'T I PAGE"4'PI'II'RTY-FFVE Alfreclian Lyceum E COLORSePzwple cmd White ' FL 0 WER-Pansy MAREL ROGERS, President ' E M 0 TTO -Eazcelsio? OFFICERS ABBIE BARBER. Vice-President DOROTHEA CARPENTER. Secofetcwy HELEN TITSWORTH, TTeas'Lw'e1' EMILY BOOTI-IE. Conitic , .. , - , A f , ,.,. 4 N Q E. W 21.-5 if :gf I fl 12 ' 'f.' 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Il, 1 1 if 1 1 -' 1 I l 1 , 1 I ' A 1 Abbie Barber Dorothy Binns Nannie Binns V Fannie Bonham Emily Boothe Mary Boyce Grace Burdick Dorothea Carpenter Grace Carpenter Marion Carpenter Emma Cartwright Ethel Childs Maude Congdon Grace Coon Mabel Dixon Ruth Graham Evelyn Hill Luella Hood Ida Jones Agnes Kenyon Ruth Kentner ' Ethel Maxson The Alfriedians Inez McNett Myrtle Meritt Jessie Oaks Leona Place Edith Putnam Sabella Randolph Huldah Reed Elizabeth Riberolle Bertha Riblet Jessie Robbins Mabel Rogers' Mable Zulaff Members Initiated in 1907 Alice Brown Sarah Seeley Laura Lyman Anna Tubbs Grace Parsons Amy Weyer Marjorie Wilson Nellie Saunders Jennie Sherman Ruth Sherman Ethel Stevens Elmina Titsworth Helen Titsworth Laura Trowbridge Evelyn W'ard Susan White Margaret Wilcox Minnie Williams ui.,- til ,L-Mikal!!! ,mpmsx an-,w-1. 1 s i 1 l PAGE THIRTY-EIGHT XL I- PAGE THIRTY-NINE Alleghanian Lyceum O OL ORS- Wine and Helfiotoeope M 0 TTO--P67'86'U6fl'CL'7Zlf?:Ct Oznnftct Vtncfit OFFICERS JAMES GRAW, President - . ' CLAUDE CARTWRIGHT, Vice-President ALLAN WILLIAMS, Seefretmy A. E. WEBSTER, To'easzw"e'r WILLIAM LANGWORTHY, Critic S. H. BAKER, Attorney H. C. YOUNG, 1St Mowshttll WILLIAM E. BEST, Qd Mcw'sha.Il The Alleghanian Lyceum O SCHOOL organization exerts a more potent influence for good on student life than the lyceum. It trains a man's character, develops his literary ability, and in- culcates business principles and parliamentary methods that will be utilized in later life. This, then, is the mission of a good lyceum. It places less emphasis on entertainment and more upon things of real worth. It lays more stress on thoroughness and earnest eiort and less on show or superficial brilliancy. To this mission the Alleghanian lyceum has constantly proven true. With these principles her work has always been in accord. To her strict adherence to these things may be attributed the splendid success that has accompanied her all along the fifty-eight years of her prosperous history. The oldest men's ,lyceum in Alfred University, she has in the past set the mark and maintained the high standards characteristic of the work done by her members. But no lyceum can remain in the front rank unless she con- forms to the changing conditions which occur in school life as elsewhere. This adaptability is shown by the fact that today the Allies occupy a larger and more important place in univers- ity life than they ever have done before, and that their influence and prestige is constantly broadening. In many ways is this seen. The growth in members has 1 R I I i I u I I I I I I 1 I I been phenomenal. For the past two years, with but two exceptions, every unaffiliated member of the Freshman class has joined the Alleghanian lyceum. Today, with over forty paid up, active members, she leads all other lyceums in point of membership. Not only has she many members but they are of the kind that do things. The varied and successful functions of the year-Masque Reception, Jubilee Session, House of Representatives, Alleghanian Oratorical Contest, Alleghanian Inter Collegiate Debate-indicate the trend and scope of the work done. Materially, the lyceum has prospered, the room having been renovated, the piano' debt reduced, and many pictures of distinguished members hung on the walls. But the deepest and best work done by the lyceums is that invisible work wrought in a man's character and ability which fits him for the sterner duties of life outside college walls. That this unnoticed work is going on is evidenced by the sincere testimony of former members who speak with feeling of their debt to the Alleghanian lyceum. When' men like the late Governor Higgins of New York, EX- GovernorgUtter of Rhode Island, United States Senator Teller of Colorado, bespeak the merit of our lyceum, nothing need bel added by us. May the work of the past, which augurs so well for future influence and power, be continued, and may many others in the preparation for life's work, advance under the banner, " Perseverantia Omnia Vincit. " PAGE FORTY ,,.,. I , ,. ,.,.-Mi.......... .-.,ii.....-..--W----.-.-V 45.-- ,.-,,Jn...:, i, Q ,J Harry H. Allen Lester F. Bacon Stanley H. Baker Gerralt Bakker Howard Beltz William E. Best J. Hampden Biggs Harold Burdick Lucian Burdick Paul S. Burdick Buddington J. Car enter P Claude W. Cartwright Orville H. Chesebrough Charles W. Clark Howard Clark Melvin E. Coon l Herbert L. Cottrell James A. Craw Ralph A. Crumb Carl Davis Lorenzo Davis Eugene K. DeWitt Rodney C. Dore James Evans M. Fujii Hugh N. Garwood Paul B. Hoffman David K. Howard Eugene Howard R. Yates Howard Floyd Langworthy -William N. Langwo The Alleghanians rthy John A. Lapp Alfred G. Lawton Welcome B. Lewis I Claude F. McMaster Carl Meritt Chas. H. Mourhees Elmer S. Pierce George A. Place Grover Pratt Jacob H. Randolph Roland Richardson Deo O. Robinson Earle J. Robinson John J. Ryan Louis J. Sage Juan J. Santiago Homer Sheppard Arthur Stukey R. Takiyama Charles Potter Titsworth Ferdinand L. Titsworth Edgar D. VanHorn Worthington C. Ward Charles H. Watson Albert E. Webster Arlie C. Whitford Langford Whitford Orman Whitmore Allen J. Williams Grover Williams John H. Wolfe Howard C. Young PAGE FORTY TH o WE I' PAGE FORTY-THREE Athenaean Lyceum Founded 1858 - MO TT O-,La Sagasse Soutient L' Universe A FL O WEB--Mcwguerite O OL ORS- Cream cmd Gelel A OFFICERS RUTH ROGERS, President V , VIRGINIA VOORHE'ES, Vvjce-Ponesident HELEN LANGWORTHY, Secretary IREN E MARTIN, Tffeasfcwnefr FLORA BURDICK, Critic UHLOE CLARKE, lst Teller MARGARET PLACE, Qd Telleo' . 1 . Marguerite What sounds are floating through the air Marguerite, Marguerite, Oh, joyful sounds beyond compare M Fairest Marguerite. Our chosen floW'r of white and gold Shall tell our story bright and bold. Athenaeans, all we greet, Marguerite, Marguerite, Athenaeans, all we greet, Fairest Marguerite. We're proud to sing this joyful strain, Marguerite, Marguerite, For wisdom rules o'er joy and pain, Fairest Marguerite. We'll shout our yell with might and main Till all shall join the gladsome strain, Heigho, heigho, hear the din, Athenaeans, sure to Win, Heigho, heigho, hear the din, We shall surely Win. Then bring the floW'rs of gold and Whit e, Marguerite, Marguerite, We'll standby virtue clear and bright, Fairest Marguerite, We'll struggle on our place to fill, And Win fresh laurels with a Will, Athenaeans, all We greet Marguerite, Marguerite, Athenaeans, all We greet, ' Hail to Marguerite. PAGE FORTY-FOUR 5, x 'K v. 4? 1 il ll' 1 H . l F l 5 rMary Baker - Anna Burdick Flora Burdick Georgia Burdick Chloe clark Bertha Coats Lula Easton Jessie Elliot Frances Fuller Q Euphemia Greene Minnie Hall Esther J acox Veola Jeffrey Marian Jordan Mary Karr Tressa Kenyon Helen Langworthy Irene Martin y The Athenaeans Edna McCarthy Emma McHenry Lena McHenry A Mary O'Connor Pearl Parker Arta Place Bertha Place Margaret Place Agnes Rogers Virginia Voorhees -PAGE -F-FORTY-six , qi -.-V ..,,.,, ,,..,., , , , ,-M .-...,....4-..n. I PAGE FORT PAGE FORTY-SEVEN Orophilian Lyceum ' Fodnded185U O OL ORS-- Oardi-mal' and Orange MOTTO-Eloquentia Munclum Regit OFFICERS CARL A. SUTLIFF, President WILLIAM T. DONALDSON, Vice President CHARLES J. PARKS, Orvjtie A W. GA'l'ES POPE, Recording Secretary A. M. YOUNG, Oorrespondirag Secretary FRED S. ROGERS. Treasurer . ' A. ELVERSON BABCOCK, Assistcmt Treas. WILLIAM M. DUNN, lst Teller HARRY W. LANGWORTHY, ,QcZ'TelZer Crophilian Chronicles 1. It came to pass in the fifty and seventh year of the tribe of Oros that there ascended a loud lamentation from the elders of that mighty tribe, that the youths were departing from the ways of their fathers and yielding to the delusive wiles of the fair goddess Drama, that they were striving to imitate the gladiatorsg and that they were lingering too much at the tents of the maidens of the tribe. 2. The elders, moreover, complained that the youths did imitate too much the gaudy dress of the peacock, and squander too much of this world-'s substance on fine raiment. 3. But the chief cause of the lamentation of the elders was that the tribe of Oros did not prolong their vigils and argu- mentations from the evening of the seventh day until the morn- ing of the first day, as had been their custom, but soon after the tenth hour of the seventh day these youths did cease from their great wrangling and hie them to their homes. 4. And this did grieve the elders greatly, for they feared that the youths desired rather to seek the comforts of soft beds than to attain to the wisdom and stature of men by the use of their wit against that of their brethren. 5. Moreover the elders of the tribe did see that certain of the tribe of Oros were never at the meeting of the council of the tribe, but were led elsewhere by the many wiles of life which had crept in since the days of the elders. 6. ,And because of all these things the elders did weep bitter tears and wrend their garments and tear their hair, crying that the youths of the land were weak, like unto women, and that they would never prevail in battle against the mighty warriors of other tribes. , 7. And some of the youths of the tribe did join in the lamentation and cry out because their brethren had departed from the custom of their fathersg but others in the tribe did think that the council of the tribe did not furnish the youths with the things of which they had need. 8. They did see that-in the older days most of the tribe of Oros were striving to become teachers or preachers or expounders of thev law, and that the council of the tribe furnished a place wherein they could gain strength.. 9. But now many of the youths of the tribe were striving to become rollers of pills, makers of earthen vessels, or delvers in the realms of alchemy, and they did think they had no need of the councils of the tribe. 10. But the elders who had gone forth from the tents of the tribe and become mighty makers of pills, potters and alchemists did bare witness that they had been able to do great deeds because 'oftheir training in the councils of the tribe and that the youths would need this training wherever the lot of their labor should be cast. 11. And because the lamentation of the elders was so loud the eyes of the youths were opened, and they saw the evil of their ways-that they had departed too far from the paths of their fathers. 12. And in the fifty and seventh year of the tribe of Oros the youths began to return once more to the customs of their fathers, for they saw that thereby the tribe would grow in numbers and the warriors would grow in strength. 13. And because they did this the 'Oros waxed stronger and stronger until there were none in the land to withstand them. PAGE FORTY-EIGHT Vai f if 'bi ,z,r 1:-A1 ANY! 5 we IE 'I W 'x I l x QT W M g, L Theodore Abrams Virgil Atkinson Aubrey Babcock Elverson A. Babcock George L. Babcock J. Roy Bailey Jesse Baxter M. Llewellyn Bell Albert F. Bivins Alexander Campbell Orson A. Carnahan Guyon J. Carter Archie E. Champlin Ford S. Clarke Walton Clarke R. Guy Cowan Jay W. Crofoot Alfred C. Davis . Frank Davis H. Eugene Davis Theodore G. Davis Victor Davis Wilburt Davis William T. Donaldson The Orophilians -William M. Dunn Irving H. Fairfield Lewis H. Gardiner Homer Gradinadoif Samuel R. Guthrie Ernest S. Hartley Irving Jones Harry W. Langworthy Shirley Palmiter Charles J. Parks W. Gates Pope John Randolph Fred S. Rogers Waldo E. Rosebush Frank C. Shaw A Leon I. Shaw George Stevens Carl A. Sutlifl' ' Forrest Tefff T. Dwight Tefft ' Chauncey R. Thomas Fred E. Walrath Raymond A. Withey Alton M. Young PAGE FIFTY I HA ,-, , 5 E FII PAGE FIFTY-ONE Ceramic Society e Founded 1902 COLORS Red and Black OF FICERS- RUTH C. KENTNER. President H WILLIAM V. BRAGDON, Vic'e-President A ERNEST S. HARTLEY, Secretary Skin -a-may Slevin-cz-ma, Slain-CL-ma. Slam-a-ma N Y. S O. AMY H. WEYER, ASSY Secretcwy YELL ree, Slain-co-ma-'ro 'l"'LL7l7C'i6 dzmlcie do -ree, Slcivz-cz-ma-Qeczclc .Mn lcie dinlcie claclc --Red cmcZ'BZaclc. Florence Babcock Roy Bailey Stanley Baker Llewellyn Bell Howard Beltz Mary Boyce William Bragdon Ina Britton Alice Brown Ceramic Society p OR the Ceramic Society, the past year has been a very successful one. At the first meeting in the fall, the new plan was adopted of dividing the society into two departments which should hold their meetings separately. This seemed necessary because of the two distinct lines of ceramic work undertaken in the State School. The plan has continued through the year. A majority of the members of the technical department have been advanced students, each special- izing in some line of Ceramic work, and consequently the interest has been greater and the technical problems handled deeper than ever before. The Art Department has studied especially the history of art and pottery, and among other things has named and classified the casts belonging to the State School. In both departments the meetings have been very informal and much time has been given to discussion. Bessie Burdick Georgia Burdick Guy Cowan ' Helen Darling Lucile Davis Rodney Dore ' Margaret Grafflin Ernest Hartley Ruth Kentner . Members Elizabeth Mills Charles Mourhess Grover Pratt Pearl Parker Grace Parsons Joseph Podmore Bertha Riblet Earl Robinson John Ryan Lewis Sage Leon Shaw Ruth Stillman Ferdinand Titsworth Helen Titsworth Anna Tubbs . Fred Walrath Amy Weyer Margaret Wilcox PAGE FIFTY-Two V , fr 4 A1- bin -lu Abi .1 ,,..lbn.' n 1 4 5 i 1 Q 1 A a x 1 g?.. iv '-sm o V fl? VI. ':li kilff-, '.-41. ?5,F. Hif , vm .gr .V 1 ,I 'x v! xx P ! 3 1 4 X I i w Q, V , ' I I 1 I W, N . nl' 34 X QI i, M l X f Q , I , tv , QV ' 0 W ! 'Q K , X I i L11 Xi Fuffwfrni ' AKHY it is and it is heig versities. Yet in + with Whom found that . against eno We are advantage i of western that We are rule which F The pre more promi The tea year, was a In the T their regulz addition of places of la The fre support to several of v Captain squad of wc PAGE FIFTY Athletic Association OFFICERS A. E. CHAMPLIN, President A-. E. WEBSTER, Vice-Pfrcsiclent JOHN J. RYAN, Secretary , W. LANGWORTHY, Tfreastwer I AKTNG into consideration the fact that Alfred, located as it IS among the Pines, in a domain practically of its own, and not enjoying the facilities of railway transportation, it is not at all surprising that Athletics do not reach the D . height which they do attain in some of our sister Uni- versities. Yet in considering the size and advantages of the Colleges with whom we are obliged to compete in Athletics it will be found that Alfred's men have always held their own, even when against enormous odds. f We are peculiarly located and are unquestionably at a dis- advantage in not being within easy access of any of the Colleges of western New York, and it is due to this fact, and the fact that we are unable to play Saturday games, together with the rule which prohibits us from playing town, professional or Prep. School teams, that our financial difficulties arise. However, Athletics during the past year have been more successful than during any recent years. A By the use of the funds donated to us by the Alumnae together with the amount raised from the sales of the Student Senate the managments of the different departments have been able to put the affairs of the Athletic Association on a firm financial basis, and the result is shown by the enthusiasm exhibited by the student body and by the games played by the different teams. The games which we have won havebeen an honor, and those in which we have been defeated have been no disgrace. - Alfred's men, no matter where they are, nor the game being played, always put up a plucky, manly fight, and it is a pleasure to be on the side lines and watch a game won on these principles. Following is a resume of the different departments: Baseball F. L. TITSWORTH, Manager ROY J. BAIL The prospects for a winning baseball team have never been more promising than at the present time. The team of 1906, as prophesied in the Kanakadea of last year, was a winner and one that we were all proud to support. In the team for 1907 nearly all of last year's men will be in their regular positions and these will be strengthened by the addition of several new men, who will be played in the weak places of last year's team. . . . . . The freshman class of this year out did itself in bringing support to baseball, bringing in a " slew " of Speedy men, several of whom are sure to "make good." ' . Captain Davis is on the diamond every night with a large squad of workers that look to be an "aggregation of stars. PAGE FIFTY-FIVE EY, Assist0mtMcmage1' H. E. DAVIS, Captain The management has been exceedingly fortunate in being able to arrange the following excellent schedule, of which we expect to win the majority of the games: April 19th, Alfred Academy At Alfred April 26th, Rochester University At Alfred May 3d, Geneseo Wesleyan Seminary At Alfred May 8th, Allegheny College At Meadville May 14, Keuka College At Keuka Park May 15th, Hobart College At Geneva May 24th, Mansfield College At Alfred June 5th, St. Bonaventure College At Alfred V 4 1 .5 1 li . li l li r ,i Ll 1 ., . ,x I 3. 'S fy vain E -,... -.-v'-- 'O .L N ,Q 1 I . ,i ' sz '. lil Hi ll 1 ff i , ll .2 ,213 ' , 7' si 5. 3 . ll ll l r sl :F l 5 5. ii I5 V l x I l 3 l Football R. G. COWAN, Gnptmin FRANK SHAYV, Manager J . J. RYAN, Assistcmt Zllcmageoc' We were somewhat handicapped at the beginning of the season by the resignation of the captain, S. R. Guthrie, who was compelled on account of injuries received in previous years in football, to keep out of the game. However, R. G. Cowan was unanimously elected captain in his place and practice was resumed as soon as possible. The first game of the sea.son was entirely too easy for the team and hardly could be called a good practice game, merely acting as a medium to keep up the enthusiasm of the student body and to serve as a "work out " for all the substitutes, twenty-two men of. the squad taking part in the contest, the final score was 42 to O in our favor which could have been nearly doubled had thefirst team been played during the entire game. The game was a surprise to every one and the College upon realizing the chances of their team, which had appeared too light previous to this took hold of things with more interest as was shown in the next game. This was the game played with Hobart College on our own grounds, it was perhaps the best game of the season, being a fast snappy one from the beginning to the end. Alfred's men showed up even better than in the previous game and played with a vim that's sure to win. It was in this game that the much dreaded "forward pass " was used, but Alfred was there with the system and were the winners on all of their opponent's tricks. The game ended with neither side being able to score, although the game was fought in the enemies territory during the entire game, Alfred's goal never being in danger. Too much praise can not be given to the Hobart men who were gentlemen every one. The game had no disputes between players, which is a commendable feature. The next game. was the one played against Mansfield at Mansfield which wasa constant fight from beginning to the end. Alfred's men were out weighed by at least fifteen pounds to the man, but in spite of the enormous odds they fought a good fight and in the second half had Mansfleld at their mercy, showing that their endurance was the best to be had. The score stood 12 to 6 in favor of Mansfield at the finish. The last game was played against Rochester College and was a surprise to every one, when the score was seen to. be 12 to 0 in our opponent's favor. The only reason for this defeat is that we were out weighed by a good margin, but in spite of this fact might have won had we played with our usual form. Not having had a game for two weeks previous we were Ein poor condition and were obliged to face defeat, which was done in Alfr'ed's loyal style. The team for this year had eight of last year's men with them and although light was perhaps the speediest team that Alfred has supported in, years. Parks at center, although a new man played his position with credit, and it is unfortunate that he can not be with us next year. Carpenter at right guard was perhaps the star of the line, having his man at his mercy throughout the entire season. Craw in his position at left guard could be depended upon throughout the entire season and was really a wonder. Dunn played his old position of right tackle in his usual good form and could always be depended upon, and Sage in the position of left tackle showed up well. Although the position was new to him, he handled it with credit, and promises to be a great strength to the line next season. DeWitt played the position of left end in his usual form. Capt. Cowan at left end was on the alert during the entire season, and although light was "there with the goods " at all times. Champlin handled the team at his position as quarter back well at all times, often times showing good judgment in places of danger. . Hartley as full back was the strength of the team and can well be classed as the star of the season, his work on defensive being especially commendable. Langworthy was again in his old position of left half. Nothing may be said of his playing except that he played in his old time form, which is a guarantee. Bailey, although the lighest man on the team, did his best at right half and sometimes showed up in end runs, his work in catching punts and tackling on defensive is commendable. In fact the entire team were a bunch of stickers, never knowing defeat until the whistle of the referee sounded. The season might be characterized as one of good feeling between the diferent members of the team, and consequently of the team work which they used to perfection. Although light they made up their losses in speed. PAGE FIFTY-SIX : 4 2' 4 ? ,9 I AM- ,A A-:- Q rr A , I k W PW My' X 5 1 M xgwlf , Iii QXNQDQ . , ' x ! 1, 5 '. , Q. ' I , , ,M if 'F I x '-1 : ' f ,II V UA" 1 K' ,, ld K 1 , 4 I ' N1 1 1 1 my f , I K . fl' 5 Nl I ' 1 X xv R 5 1 ' sq ' , 1 - . ' 'S ff ' ' ' V K V" ,,,j,,7fw T f 1 ,f , N , N , 4 14, ,WA f 4 1 y ,. , Football The Team Football Record Capt., R. G. Cowan Mgr., Frank Shaw DATE SCORE Asst. Mgr., J. J. Ryan Oct. 5 Rochester Mechanics Institute 0-42 Oct. 18 Hobart College 0- 0 Oct. 26 Mansfield Normal 12- 6 ' W' N' Langworthyf L' H' B' Nov. 9 Rochester University 12- 0 C. J. Parks, C. W. M. Dunn, R. R. G. Cowan, L. T. E. James Craw, R. G. B. J. Carpenter, L. R. J. Bailey, R. H. A. E. Champlin, E. K. DeWitt, R. E. S. Hartley, F. L. J. Sage, L. T. Q. E. B. G. B. B. Q Wearers of Varsity W. N. Langworthy W. M. Dunn James Craw R. J. Bailey A E. K. DeWitt L. J. Sage L A. E. Webster H. C. Young F. L. Titsworth ' ' "M '11--w - ' -:Y , K - .:..L-3... ,--,A H. E. Davis ll AH C. J. Parks' R. G. Cowan B. J. Carpenter A. E. Champlin E. S. Hartley H. W. Langworthy E. J. Robinson J. J. Ryan S. R. Guthrie PAGE FI FTY-EIGHT V w -' '31 1 5' 1 1 .r 7' ' 'vgfijxyi . ,.!i1 34 1 Li ref :"'j 1 -L11 1 1 if , '-1 1 1" ' 1,1 , 1 1 1. ! 1 I 1 1 ll W-11 1 I 1 Y 1 4 I 1 X l. , l if 5 ' i 1 1 ' YE '1 1 11 5' fig: 1 J I 1, Y ,! 1 J1 4 1 ,, Ay "' X vw W YN 1 l ,Q ' 1. 1 1 11 1 11 U .1 1 Y Q 1 1 I i Basketball HIS being the first year of a University Basketball team, we did not show up as we might have done had we been organized before. The manager was appointed late in the season and therefore he was unable to get up a schedule. We are not going to offer any excuses, however. The team came out and worked well. In the one game We had they were a surprise to their opponents as well as to the spectators. This game was played with the University of Buffalo. The line up was as follows: ALFRED BUFFALO J. J. Ryan Ccaptj right forward J. Cooney W. Lewis left forward D. Bell L. Sage center W. Lozott J. Randolph right guard B. Leslie Ccaptj W. V. Bragdon left guard W. Richardson Score-Buffalo 24, Alfred 17. This is not bad when it is understood that both sides made 14 points on baskets from field, the remainder from fouls. Several class games were played in which a considerable interest was taken. The team has great prospects for another year, provided we have the assurance of a place to play, as all the men that played this year will be back with the exception of Mr. Lewis, who we loose by graduation. iii na. f ,l.?.,.-..,.....,. .........,... ...W ,,...,.,.,..,:'1.,-l'.'f'L+iL A , g if Y V W Y A N... W L .. ,.4 A , , , -L,..-.. ., ,,,A , . W4 . V Q V 3 1 1 1 S. 3 1 i PAUL '. 1 - Cecil Dr E Victor R 3' 'Q if S Carl Mei M. G. M Fred S. Q v PAGE SIXTY PKG F VN p Mabel Zi w-:wf,,.a..?m-ua-and H- I ....,.i. Q gif f Tennis Association OFFICERS PAUL TITSVVORTH, President y J AKE RANDOLPH. Secretary and Cecil Drummond Victor Randolph Mabel Zulauf Carl Meritt M. G. Makie Fred S. Rogers S RALPH CRUMB, Assistant Treasurer and Mcwcshall Chas. Beckwith Arthur Stukey Nora Binns Chauncey Thomas B. S. Bassett Lucian Burdick MEMBERS Welcome Lewis Shirley Palmiter W. V. Bragdon Nannie Binns Dorothy Binns Jessie Oaks Geo. A. Place T. G. Davis M. L. Bell Alfred Davis R. G. Cowan Jas. Podmore Treasurer PAGE SIXTY-ONE ,,.. xxx 3 up .is Q' f ix. if e - X--,X .. X , 1 X X xl 'Varsity Girls' Basketball Team A Jessie Oaks, L. F. Marjorie Wilson, L. C. Margaret Wilcox, L. G. Maude Congdon, R. F. ' Ruth Graham, R. C. fcaptj Grace Burdick, R. G. CMgrj March l2 Rochester University 4 Alfred University 3 Feb. 12 Alfred Academy 13 Alfred University 13 ! X. I llqi I 4 M W , ,,, . , B 3 I .0 ' 'f-if 'if '-'- .f. .- I 1 Q .. j 1 1 .units , I I ,. "Wx I Q. QP J PlQ,,1L. Z PTO , ,,, Q ...... Y v . . f.N-,,.4.-.....,,, .- 7,7 -,gig 4, -MW: .-A i .:.g,,,,v-g 4L31,,354: J Lg :Lrg Y, i Han 171, , L, ,-A-Y , H W A V xv-um MM , PATRON S President and Mrs. BOOTHE COLWELL DAVIS Prof. and Mrs. ALPHEUS B. KENYON A Prof. and Mrs. CHARLES BEED CLARK The Footlight'ClL1b OFFICERS ALEXANDER CAMPBELL. Presicleozt GRACE BURDICK, Secretary EDITH CLARE PUTNAM, Director CHARLES POTTER TITSWORTH, Trams., Mgo ...N T E I , T ' F 1 M ! 3 PAGE SIXTY-THREE HE Footlight Club of Alfred University is an organization A formed from the student body, and is comprised of those E who have shown marked ability in dramatics. The charter members were those in the cast of " Under Two Flags," given first in December, 1905, for the benefit of the new Parish House, and later twice repeated under the auspices of the club. Plays by the Lyceums, Classes, or Athletic Associ- ation are watched for new talent, and members voted in from time to time. The club pin is a unique design in the form of a dainty gold stage of Greek type with a rowiof footlights and the club name on the curtain. The Club presents only two plays during the year,-one in the fall, and the second about Easter time. The aim is to present high-class, artistic plays of literary worth in a convinc- ing manner, and those given are the result of careful and earnest preparation. - All money that comes into the club treasury is used in producing plays, and the club is thus enabled to give professional, royalty plays, with attention to scenery and correct costuming. A The plays for the current year are " Esmeralda " and H The Colonel's Secret." A Q2 I " Here's Where the Footlights Shine " L ALEXANDER CAMPBELL, He answers to the name of Bill, Kit, Binks, Rocks, Lex, or what you will. He thinks his acting is so great New York's approval he'll win straight. ' But in that great big town he'll find, As always, he'1l be "left behind." GRACE BURDICK, As to Her Grace, Miss Cigarette, My ! she's a hummer, you can bet- When in greater Worlds your glory shines, Pray think of us among the pines. THEODORE DAVIS, Not Teddy Bear, but Teddy Boy- So handsome, brave, and grand- Who played so well the hero's part ' In " Second in Command." Ted's married now and ,quit the stage- But still, you understand, He always was, and e'er will be "The Second in Command. " LUCILE DAvIs, Lucile the reliable, A Clever and pliable, Plays " Mrs. Rogers," the dragon, with ease- " Lady HarbOraugh's " pride, Or the Arab's fair bride, Whatever she gives us she always can please. EUGENE DEWITT, DeWitt is the matinee idol of town, ln the play, " Arizona, " he won great renown, But over his acting there now hangs a pall- No time for rehearsals-just " Wilson-that all. EDITH CLARE PUTNAM, 'Tis she paints faces, not her own, And powders them to a proper tone. - What would We do without our Director ? O Lord we beg thee, to protect her ! FERDINAND TITSWORTH, There was a young man from N. J. Who drew monstrous crowds to the play- He said, H Let mother rear, I'll be 'dumned ' if Ikeer- If I want to I guess I can stay." Q NANNIE BINNS. Nannie's her name, but don't think her a goat- She's the swellest young actress the F. L. C. iioats, Her acting's so natural-and she so demure, Whatever the play is-she'll star we are sure. .CHARLES POTTER TITSWORTH, Charles Potter is always on hand with the cash, He looks young and tender,-but now don't be rash- He can look like a maiden the shyest-and yet He will never give up his beloved cigarette. ABBIE BARBER, Monsieur Beaucaire was a barber bold, But yet was a prince in disguise, we're told- The Barber we have in an Abbie does dwell- Will she prove a "princess " for Ferd as well ? ALBERT WEBSTER. N Our " theolog " actor-a good one at that- When he says "cuss words " he don't talk thro' his hat. He's "on tip-toe " to star- If it only won't jar His parishoners so they will turn him down flat. PAGE SIXTY-EIGHT SIACDE. CONGDON, SUSIXN WfI1TE, ' She made the " cutest " waitress- Susie,-we are glad to know that you will alwaystreat us And how they did applaud! H White, " T Or perhaps twas ' cause some one cried out, " Hee I Haw! her name is Maud !" , IDA JONES, T ' We may well be proud to have in our midst one who RUY BMLEY- t carried off most of the honors for Santiago. " Bill Bailey," the Sophomore, . Of "Toastmaster " fame- WILLIAM LANGWORTHY, ' He's small-but Bil1's there , , With the goods all the same. . We 11 Temembffr y0u"B1uf And your name we ll revere, For those famous old words, HULDAH REED. Q i H The General is here I" HUldHh,S TIQVSI' Bfag 011 Q MAIQJQRIE WILSQN lx Things that she can do, y ' h , ' ' a For shes the meek, demure kind She'll take any part if she thinks she can DeWitt Cdo itj ! "Most too good to be true." i H V WILLIAM DUNN, ' ' L1 1 -fi H RTLEY, c Bill Dlllirll ERN bmi A r What Dunn? A speculator, corruscator, osculator chap Well done! Is he who answers-sometimes-to the gentle name of ca Pap 77- 5 7 If any. girl is waiting- u LGDIS SAGE' O'er his past lite hesitating V- The wise man who can hand James K. Hacketta " lemon " She'll find that he is Earnest when she"s asked to fill the any day when it comes 'to " eyes," and when it gap. , t S - - comes to sleeping-well-Rip VanWinkle will ' have to make a new record. AHCHTE CHAMPUN, T1-1EoDowRE ABRAHAMS, A frisky young arms? from gayest Pafee ' "Here you are, sir-A crust of bread, a cheese and a A breaker OI hearts 1n the Iront row is he. ,pickle yr Nota "bit" does he "champ" A U When the people all stamp . And the girls in the gallery say " Gee !"- ' ORVILLE CHESEBROUGHa ' Orville--strive on-, don't stop because u e ' - When you've acted once or twice J ACK RYAN, And thought that you deserved applause ..HLitt1e--but Oh I my ! ! " ' They all were still as mice. PAH li SIXTY-NINE , , , . , 1 1 1 i WY ,R I l 1 l Qi .f?V 1? R IN MEMQRIAM 1 b " Tho' .lost to sight, to memory dear ' A We mourn for you with many a tear I Your like will ne'er be again tls clear 1 FraneesH Babcock Spec Sarah R Babcock 0 Ralph Bmggs O6 John Lapp 06 Neleon Norwood 06 Doe Stevens 06 Bernlce Whlpple 06 Carl Almy 08 J 1m Randall 08 John Brown O6 6 ' 7 ? L 1 . n , !l.'1.'! ' 7 F 7 is 2? R f ,'i ' - 2 K . '1 , V' if 7 . , KC 37 7 ' y . - ' 2 .- " 7 l:. , ' 4 7 - 1 ' ' 7 5 ! 7 I 4 5 gl 5 . The Romancers By Edmond Rostand And a Scene from " The Little Minister " ' By James Barrie Presented by the students of the class in Dramatic Inter- pretation. Thursday Evening, March 14, 1907 I CAST OF CHARACTERS Percinet, a Lover ' Archie Champlin Straford, a Bravo Albert Webster Bergamin, father of Percinet Ferdinand Titsworth Pasquinot, father of Sylvette Orville Cheseborough Sylvette Abbie Barber SYNOPSIS Q ACT. I.-" The Romancers " " When all the world is young, lad, And all the trees are green 5 And every goose a swan, lad, And every lass a queen. The Old Garden Wall By Itself PLACE: The south of France. TIME: "The Merrie month of May," in a year of the 17th Century. SCENE: The gardens of two adjoining estates. Costumes by Miller of Philadelphia. Violin+Evelyn Hill Piano-Ina Britton A Scene from " The Little Minister " In which Nannie does not go to the -poor house. - CAST ,OF CHARACTERS I Lady Babbie Grace E. Burdick Nanny Webster l . Ida J 01195 Gavin Dishart fthe Little Mimsterj Jack Ryan. Dr. MacQueen Eugene K. DeWitt SCENE: Nanny's Cottage in the outskirts of Thrums, Scotland. PAGE SIXTY-NINE A " The Colonel's Secret " . Tuesday Evening, May 7, 1907 CAST OF CHARACTERS Eugene K. DeWitt Charles Potter Titsworth Albert Webster Jack Ryan Joseph Podmore Orville Cheseborough Archie Champlin Jack Ernest Hartley Theo. Abrams Wm. Langworthy Susan White Maude Congdon Huldah Reed Lieut. Gordan Duff Dr. Bobert Carewe Kerry O'Brian Mr. Dorkington Dodd Colonel Bellamy Gower Corporal Jones Farmer Rye .Ieramy Meadows Lady Barbara Gower Helen Carewe Lady Mary Duff Polly Prim Abbie Barber Abigail Todd Lucile Davis Meg Ida Jones Jane A Grace Burdick SYNOPSIS ACT. I. The Lawn in front of Gower Hall. ACT. 11. The Haunted Room in the Tower. ACT. III. A room in the Doctor's cottage in the Village. ACT. IV.-Scene 1. A room in Gower Hall. Q Scene 2. The Gypsy Encampment. ACT. V.-Scene 1. Room in Carewe cottage. Scene 2. Ball room at Gower Hall. " Esmeralda " . Half Back Sand Thursday Evening, November 22, 1906 CAST OF CHARACTERS Mr. Elbert Rogers, a North Carolina farmer Ferdinand L. Titsworth Mrs. Lydia Ann Rogers, his wife Lucile Davis Esmeralda, his daughter Grace Burdick Dave Hardy, a young North Carolinian Alexander Campbell Mr. Easterbrook, a man of leisure Charles Potter Titsworth Jack Desmond, an American artist in Paris I I Archie Champlin 5313 35321223 E- his Sisters i i 55321253225 Marquis de Montessin, a French Adventurer Eugene K. DeWitt George Drew, an American Speculator Ernest Hartley Sophie, a Maid Maude Congdon SYNOPSIS ACT. I. The Roger's home in North Carolina. ACT. II. Jack Desmond's Studio in Paris. November ACT. III. A room at the home of the Rogers' in Paris during the Christmas ball. ACT. IV. Desmond's Studio-New Year's Day. Y Presented by the Athletic Association Sandy Josiah Krop Bill Short Kenneth Sumner J. ,Booth MacReady February 19, 1907 CAST OF CHARACTERS Franz Rosebush Joseph Podmore John Ryan Eugene DeWitt Roy Bailey Mable Marjorie Wilson Sue Lucile Davis Percy Frank Shaw " Babe " Jacob Randolph Hart William Dunn Fleetwood Lewis Sage Professor Dryden Professor Frank G. Bates Philip Krop Ferdinand Titsworth SYNOPSIS ACT. I. Exterior of Krop's boarding house, Adirondack moun- tains. ACT. II. A student's bungalow at Kingston, fourteen months ' later. S ACT. III. Professor Dryden's lecture room overlooking Kings- ton's athletic field on the day of the game. PAGE SIXTY-FOUR ui.. Y -, x V 5 -a.1a.1.4 H, an . -V6 A z M --i-Q-2 5-1-1- ef.: ff- - ,. W -r , ' A' 'L Ew if 112- -.2 f j X 'S XXX :W W ..fkfX Oi, bs + gi Q '- fs f' JXX..zmf1i2 " r 'ff ' ' ' 1 I J, 1 ""f.':f11:f --J ., . . Feb.. . Q N , Q '35, ' fi' r, ,N BA., . .j b , gfzf' I' -v 1,-, - x 1 xx - -,,,,, - SNK ' bA"r1tvzan,.a A Q' I' . 0 xx -eras-vs C.. ,ht ,N ff, , s 5 l.w,.J'i N0 5 J' l I jm,.1 K ff' hr"'m "1 X F5gp,NpgNp L,Ev-us 'nvswot-XTH 11, fl O 7 wzf i Yrirqg j 'V .bk . ?e. pk' fy' ' ,f! 4 Q 1 V X! I H N, HI U, Y ,fi M J' lv J, -X x s.f .. . ,444-ofa-... 4 N, 1 RLG' WL ' , 5 W! ! gl Q 'J W 1 5: s ll 1,41 ttyl 2 ' f 2 A E i .' 9 -u " Y 1 Q ., 1' 1 xrw 4 ri'l'1 H 5, , g 9 i If lf Q 1 ill I ,.l ' 1 ,A F' Vi 'I 1.1.5 ,L 1 i 53 ww, r li I Ha: QM 14 'Q' :N ha I ,a nn '. 'W v HY' iv! , ,., E 24121 Lx ,uv ,, ff?-fs 1 "1 . fi! .1., '--., Q A Unnatural History Facts BAKER.- Oorfvus Americomms Crow Large bird, great walker, likes to follow farmers. Has a great eating propensity. N ote-call-Scat I I Nest-Top of Brick. BOOTHE- Petrus Azfricdpillus Chickadee This dainty much beloved creature trills merriest on cold winter mornings. Song-Hur-ry! Har-ry! Hat! Nest-Cleverlyiwoven of reeds and rushes, begins nesting about Commencement. BRITTON. - ' Dufolcalovqum Quackibus - Duck A plump bird with pretty plumage. Migrates semi-annually from Brick to White House opposite Post Office. Always seen in pairs-yet never the same mate. Song-Mellow squawk, sounds like "JakeI Oh, Shaw! BAILEY - Pircmga Erytlwomelas Scarlet Tanager Bird of brilliant plumage, easily distinguishable across the campus. Brave and fearless, will boldly enter lair of the Teddy Bear. I Song-Loud cherry call, " Keep a little cozy corner in your heart for me. " BGN HAM.- Spvlzellop Socicaliis Chipping Sparrow A sociable, familiar bird about the house. Common in New Jersey, but migrates to Bradford soon after Commencement. Song-A strong trill on one note-"Can't, you see I'm lonely." BROWN.-- Hylociclzla Musteling Brown Thrush A near relative of Wilson's thrush, found. in same place, very devoted and untiring in attention to her relative. Song-Rich, liquid quality-" Bazooey for Mine." i I I I I I I I I I I I I I r I I I CARPENTER. - Bub 9 Virgin icmus Owl Large bird of solemn aspect and downy plumage. Seen and heard at night, sleeps in the day time. Only seen when ac- companied by a Bud. , Song-Whoop-la I Whoop-la I ELLIOT.- ASt'VCbQCLI'I:'l'L'L68 zfristis Goldfinch Bright, cheery, tho' timid little bird, haunts the Academy Study Hall, cheerfully trills out waltzes, two-steps or jigs on all occasions. Song-" Barkis is willin' I" GRAHAM. - I Stufrnella Magna Lark Quite a larky specimen, brilliant, I' energetic and flighty. Walks and is much on the ground, right on the ground, in fact, when there is anything doing. Song--Liquid and plaintive, with occasional chuckles. BQAXSO N. - Ampelis Oeflrommn Cedar bird Brownish bird of smooth plumage. Lives in any cedar woods, Charles preferred. Dignified and affectionate. Favorite food-pickles and " shavings " from the carpenter shop. Song--A few lisping notes sounding much like " Yes, dear I" MCCARTHY. - Hylocichlce gmitccfca pcallasid Hermit thrush A shy retiring bird, living in thickets and seldom venturing out. Runs tandem with the goldiinch. Song-A plaintive minor in a descending scale. lVlURRAY.-- Pooecetes Gra.niuZus Vesper Sparrow Found in pastures and fields, common to Mansfield, flits silently like a shadow, keeping to shady spots. Is held in sub- Jection by scarlet tanager and nests in same place. Song-Wee-wee-wee I PAGE SEVENTY-FOUR ROBBINS. - Mei-"ala Migratoria Robin-red-breast ' . Flight straight and steady until stopped by a Dore which it immediately proceeds to shun. A faithless bird, for it is seen with a new . mate every season. Sets up an ,lawful hollering about dusk. Song-" Where are you? Where are you, my lad ?" RIBEROLLEL- Columbas Dove Gentle and affectionate type, constantly billing and cooing, only stops at " Oh, Shaw 1" A Mormon, likes Al1en's Bird Food. Song-Frank and cheery, tho' in a minor key. RIBLET .- Passerivza N ifualis Snow Bunting ' This shy, retiring, little bird with quiet colored plumage, flits quietly about, headed for the fgarj woods. . Song-A clear whistle. 0AKS.- Piciclae Woodpecker - A lively belligerent bird, inhabits pine woods, climbs trees in a circle. Tail stiE and rigid, while its sharp beak knocks everything in sight. A close relative of the dormouse. if Song-A deep, shrill rumble like a tree toad. y PARSONS.- Trogloclytes Aedon Houselwren ' ' A 7 Abrave little bird of the orchard, singing merrily. all the day-in color of plumage 'much like a parson, found in same region as the brown thrush. 'Active and.qu1ck on foot. 1 - Song-Much like the " Whip-poor-Will I" f ! . PAGE SEVENTY- FIVE TROWBRIDGE.- Oycmos Piza Gycmea . Indigo bird Medium coloring but turns blue upon approach of examina- tions. Song-" De-o dearie ! De-o dearie !" TUBBS.- ' Oycmio Oil? Uristata Blue jay An awful screecher, lively and vigorous. Constantly seen fluttering about the campus headed for the Brick porch. Es- pecially attracted by bare spots in winter. . - Song-Pap I Pap ! .. Pap ! - -s WEYER.- Dolichonyx Oryzivorus Bobolink ' Of species-Fusser+very common in Alfred, frequently seen in company with kingbird, otherwise known as Rex.. Song-U I'm Wearyin' for you." I WILCOX. -- Psiticac Parrot This famous bird is at home in every clime. Talks in season and out-fon one subject. Hasn't very good table manners, for it champs its food noisily. Song-" A chatter. " SAUNDERS. - Seiurus Aurocapillus .- Oven bird W A little old-fashioned bird, constantly flirting its tail. Native to New York but said to be easily naturalized in Kentucky. V . Song-' ' Teachereteacher-teacher-teacher I I !" SEELEY. - Serivms Oomarfius Canary A downy, 'little bird with yellow plumage, may be recognized by its vacillating flight, generally found in the Sage-brush, but has occasionally been seen in the Potter's field. Song-An ascending trill ending in a squeak. WILSON.- Hylociclala Fuscesceus ZULAUF.- Grazetta- 0cw'zcZicZ1j.9.91Ima, . Wilson's Thrush ' Stork A shy bird of the woods and thickets, often seen walking on A solemn bird of great length below its collar. Generally the Campus, h0WeVeI'- seen in the vicinity of New Alfred Bake shop. Walks between . Song-Weird and ringing, divided in three parts, sounding 3 HOP and 3 h0P- llke H DGWIEE-t00-WOO. U 5 Song-Hasrft any-Minus-, 3 I , 1 if I l PAGE SEVEXTY-SIX ..,, ,,.,,-l ,-.- ,. .,--- ..f,nf-f ff -- -e-----M --f - - ---an in 1,9-1' ,J , -V-.v.f--.-'-MA' -i --- -'-"""""""' ' 'W -. X Q , .x - - XS "gqv' XX X X. x X, Klu Klux Klan ND in the beginning the Klu Klux Klan was created, and it thrived and grew, and bore good fruit thereof. Great was the fame of the Klan and it spread far and wide among the surrounding nations. A In early times there came 'to rule, one Langworthy, the Alfredite, son of Daniel, and deliberate was his council, and peace pervaded the land of the Kanakadea. Now it came to pass that many people from the Gentiles, hearing of the glory of the Klan, came to dwell among them. Many of these had been great chiefs in their own land and they were made welcome in the tribe of the Klan. Among those who came to join the Klu Klux, was one Ward, the son of a Doctor, and a Buffaloite, and he was quiet and spoke little, though great was the mind concealed thereby. Also, there was Louis, the Sage, a Seeleyite and great eater of Limberger. Great was his valor in battle and often did he lead his army to the Very portals of the Brick, and laid siege to this citadel which held imprisoned many fair damsels. C At this time came also one Ryan, an Irishman, old in years and young in action. Often did he go to the land of Elmira, where lived a maid whom he wooed and wished to take for a wife. Among this Klan dwelt one Ted, the fat, a Fussist of great renown. During the day and evening didst he reside at the home of Stillman, in the presence of their ward, a Barber. There was also, Garwood, mighty of laugh and of voice. A captain, was he in the cohorts of Louis, and helped to encom- pass the Brick, where was kept captive, one Riblet, on whom he had set his affection. To this Klan belonged one Charles, the son of Mourhess, an indolent by nature. Much was he given to longing for a help- meet, but lacking unto him was the energy for the conquest thereto. . In 1906, came many children from the family of Freshmen, to cast their lots with the Klan. There was one Allen, the slim, much in favor with the ladies. Oftendid his mind wander, to think of the hills and the craigs of his native country, Canaseraga. Of this family was one Bacon, a sawed-off, of mighty brain, for the damsels did he avoid as a plague and exceeding content was the reward thereof. - His faithful adviser was one McMaster, from the land of Celery, straight of figure was he and good to look upon. In the same year of our Lord, came one Minus, the un- bearably fatigued. Often did he cast longing eyes upon a noted Venus, ensconced within the Brick, but never did he have ambition to .go to battle for her rescue. There was yet another of this tribe, Champ, the tow-haired, great devourer of potatoes. Girded his loins did he, and "Pegged" with all his might, to excel the ravages of All Hardy, upon the wine and honey which flowed in abundance upon the table of the Klan, and hardier still upon the affections of a certain Wilcox, the Buffaloite. . PAGE SEX' ENTY-EIGHT Lfx r Q, M ,rf ., " I ' '. if 4 W ,' I l"z 4. . .Mb U i I , 1 ww xq5.X,j.x ls? ix -- Q . Txiwx X I 4 ' ' x I I 1,1 , I Y Y I I. 1 i H 5 . 5 f 4 3 1 A 1? X 1 1 k 4 A 1, V 1 ,I 5 l , I 1' I gi u 'K ,. 'K ,W X, 3 at if f . EJ H I M i Qu 5 Y ' 5 ' I M- . , - -,.. V V WAV- V 1 V i I 1 f-. . . - . 4 , Y 1 The Clan Alpine I He's sure a jolly good fellow, Who hits Burdick Hall for hash, Though he may get sometimes mellow, And he's always hard-up for cash. In Christianity he is not lacking, Though prayer is not his long suit, Whatever his financial backing, At blufling he is certainly cute. With the face of a politician, He unites the eye of a poet, He's great at education, Though his marks may not always show it. He learns to take his sprouting, And never emits a whine g For the man who is always pouting Doesn't go with the Clan Alpine. WY Y .V V V H- Y.Y, . Y vpn-.. .-. -,.Hi.-r..,7,.,-,.-, .,,,,,, 1 . ,, , .W Yfr. . ,,,,, . , Y, Y ,,,, ,,,-.,-...,., ,.,,,,, ..,,, ,,., A, mean- ,A ,- - ,. ,l.. -. ,......-.-Y,,,, Haig., MA, -f---'I-----f Clan Ballad Tzme- Tammazzy 1 Clan Alpine, Clan Alpine, With our bunch you ought to dine, The grub we get is surely fine. CHORUS Clan Alpine, Clan Alpine, Get directions, make connections I Clan Alpine I 2 Clan Alpine, Clan Alpine, We've no use for crafty swine, On all graft we draw the line.-CHO. 3 Clan Alpine, Clan Alpine, If in Old Col you want to shine, You'll take this straight tip of mine.-CHO. CLAN YELL Gibble, gobble, gibble, gobble, Rif, raf, ruff, Burdick Hall! Burdick Hall l Red hot stuff l W V ,. i F .:.T,i.., ,iff-efzff ,, 4.2,-...al---,.--V W- -- - -F, 7,7 ,WY , -,,,,, Y ,A nr, .. - ..f A --- -Y r ' PAGE EIGHTY V fa, W 14:3 S 1,7 Q 41,41 "1 I I. I . f y e fu 2 ii ,D .. f ,ri 6 I . if I ' I Q? M ilu N 5: ill. 'w, . W. W1 6 . If xi. t, xl I ,x 4 1 , I l xtfv ,I J Inf 1 SLI wh , wg ..u.v M 3' 1 ,,.,.' , 4., WIN J Q Fm' Q mul , xiii M 0 Pimp n 1 y :Rag ' " H ig, i i. :n,,1!1, z M if N' 1 I 1 r fa 5 'xg . if 5 52.2 1, f lj 1! Li "t ' 'Q 1 4 V, 'J A Y 'Ml f A 1:4 -if 5535 '.: QW?" ' .ii 1 "3 2. ' fl . fl' . I f E i' 1 if 1' Hornell High School Club D. O. ROBINSON, '07, Poesident HULDAH A. REED, '08. Vice-President ALFRED G. LAWTON, '08, Secretary-TreaSu1'e0' T.?- .q.i.? MEMBERS Eugene K. DeWitt, '08 Ida I. Jones, '09 Howard C. Beltz, '09 Inez L. McNett, '09 Claude W. Cartwright, 769 Rodney C. Dore, '10 Grover Pratt, '10 I V WW ...-,- ---..,..,--,-.,: hu--,i-iF,g,J,.f,,-l,, --,.-. --,.m-...,...,,.1. - -t ---- - PAGE EIGHTY-TWO i I 1 f ,llc ii V! f'v1 .f'f'1'1 1 ll , 2 I t f I hi I . , 1 1 'W x I A W I Y P ' 1 1 4 Y I 'Nl U I ...,',"-I I if 'l 'H 1, , , l y,, lx. I I-5 w . , . 1 1 v mi W 'u W - ' , 'K rf x V 4, 1 'I wf, V Y A l u ' , r :'l 11 .. The Student Senate OR a long time the leaders of student sentiment in Alfred University have tried to secure some degree of organization looking toward self-government, but previous to last year they met with little encouragment, and it was not until the month of May, 1906, that any real long, healthy tracks were made in the right direction. Then a com- mittee selected from the upper classes to arrange some campus rules not only formulated the present rules but submitted to the student body resolutions which provided forthe election of a Student Senate with prescribed powers and duties. These measures were unanimously supported by the student body and the Senate was elected. The purpose of the Student Senate was to furnish a visible organization that should represent the crystalized feeling of the student body in its relations with the faculty and dealings with its own individual members. It was to act as a mediator be- tween the students and the faculty, whereby each should come to appreciate the point of View of the other, and thus to prevent misunderstandings and discourage knocking. It was also to be the court of last resort in deciding under class contests, inter- pret and apply campus rules, call mass meetings and co-operate with the Athletic Association and other student organizations to arouse college spirit and put college functions ona iirm basis. Although the Senate was handicapped from the first in being nothing more than a judicial body representing student opinion, without executive authority beyond power to publicly reprimand and to suggest' measures to groups of students, yet more has been accomplished than may appear on the surface. As is unavoidable in connection with all steps on the road to progress, some individuals have tried to take advantage of the new order, but we are fortunately able to state that instances of irresponsibity have been no more frequent than before student organization. The general tone of the student body is more spirited and stable and healthier in every way, and the Senate has made itself felt more or less directly in all our college activities. The under-classmen have been quietly initiated and each member of the Senate has been constituted a committee of one to discourage all behavior not in the best interests of Alfred. The import of the rules has come to be much better understood and the movement has gathered momentum so that with right leaders and support the Student Senate will mean much more in years to come. It is to be hoped that next year's under-classmen will be impressed with the principle that they should bring all their troubles to the Senate for settlement and that the upper-class- men will rise to the responsibilities of their exalted position so as to make the difference between the classes real rather than superficial. If these suggestions are carried out there is little doubt that the faculty and trustees will see the efficiency and soundness of honorary self-government among the students and yield the student organization more real power and recognition in all the departments of our college life. PAGE EIGHTY-FOUR ,- .,, , .. . ,-...n V .7 '3-gj,':7s-H153-3---L: -1 13,i:1gg:. --W ----V-f -e - -- 114 , . fs . ' . , . Y., , W, P Y 'Y K as-.-lr., H ..i.-.--.. I 1 iT K K M- -3-7----f ,rgi-V 5 -T, Y X l V Qiwifx X X is A W . Xxx E . M .wx Q X X X x xx XX K X xg .xx THE ALFRED - niversit onthl VOL. IX. ALFRED, N. Y., MAY, 1907 1906-1907 Board of Editors HARRY W. LANGXYORTHY, '07, Editor-in-chief ASSOCIATE EDITORS Grace E. Burdick, '08, Assistant Editor Emily Boothe, '07 James Craw, '07 Elmina' G. Titsworth, '08 - Waldo E. Rosebush. '09 Nannie H. Binns, '10 Ferdinard L. Titsworth, '08, Business Manager Claude Cartwright, '09, Assistant Business Manager PAG E EIG HTY-SIX ? -o f S NW xxx I W Jfffg fffflfl L QQ 6 '7' L IIIIIMWMIHIMIHIIIIlim, Imllllllh is Laws 'P o SWOKFH i Sophomore Banquet Freshman Banquet MENU Leon Sisson's, Alfred, October I, 1906 ' - MENU Blue Points C C d O t Consumme D Saltines , ape O YS ers Radishes Celery Celery Olives Duchesse Soup Braised Chicken Cream Sauce Stuffed Smelts-Scgtch Style Salted Almonds potato Marquise Cucumbers Potatoes Persillade B '1 d Ch' k T t Waldorf Salad White Bread ml e . IC en on Oas Mixed Salad Roman Punch Individual Fancy Ice Cream , Assorted Cakes Fruits Cafe Noir . ToAsTs Toastmaster The Committee Our Fair Sex The Opposite Sex Alfred University The I. I's Coming Events Anecdotes The "Rickety Rack Frosh " Just Nonsense Nuts Fred S. Rogers Maude D. Congdon Waldo E. Rosebush Abbie E. Barber Ernest S. Hartley Jessie L. Oaks John J. Ryan Margaret Wilcox William C. Best Lewis J. Sage Crust of Banana Mixed Fruit Sauce ' Vanilla Ice Cream with Peaches Assorted Cakes Compote of Fruits Roquefort and Philadelphia Cream Cheese Toasted Crackers Coffee TOASTS Toastmaster Alton Young Our College Mary Karr Our -Girls: Harry Allen Our Boys. Nannie Binns The Sophomores Grover Pratt The Brick Marjorie Wilson The Campus Rules Ford Clarke PAG E EIGHTY- EIG H T . --.mf-' ' ' ' W V W - Senior Prom Alfriedian--Alleghanian T Ladies Hall, Wednesday, January 30, 1907, 1. March 2. Selection 3. Valse 4. Intermezzo 5. Selection 6. Caprice 7. Medley 8. Interrnezzo 9. QAD and CB Q 10. Valse 11. Selection 12. March PAGE EIGHTY-NINE COMMITTEE MASQUE PROMENADE Earl Judson Robinson Ladies Hall, Thursday evening, October 11 Jessie Robbins Frank Clyde Shaw Program Grace Burdick' Bertha Riblet OVERTURE Red Feather Earl and the Girl Language des Fleurs Geisha Girl Bohemian Girl Beaumarie Good-bye Sweetheart I Cherry From Bendix Suite Courtship Red Feather Donnybrook 'Fair Arabia Tourist Dixie Rube Midshipman Lucy Anne "Ahoy, My Lads Committee Program Eugene DeWitt Albert Webster In An Auto-Car Rifle Range Red Dominoe On The Shadyside Iron King Bells and Beaux Firemens Hall, February 7, 1907 William Dunn, Chairman of Committee Program For Love and Honor Company D Pawnee Cremonia The Moon has its eyes on you Evening Star Dixie Rube Won't You Come Over to My House Extra 1 Simple Simon Wedding of the Winds Alice Where Art Thou Going Woman's Heart I don't know where I'm going Wilhelmina ' Sir Nigel Golden Sunset Extra Patronesses Mrs. Charles F. Binns Mrs. William H. Crandall Mrs. Frank G. Bates Miss Edith C. Putnam Miss Alice L. Upton Miss Evelyn Ward Two Step Waltz Two Step Waltz Two Step Waltz Two Step ' Waltz Two Step Waltz Two Step Waltz Two Step Waltz Two Step Waltz 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1s 2d 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 t S 2d. 'Valentine Soiree Second Annual Mid Year Assembly Firemens Hall, Monday, December 10, 1906 Earl J uds on Robinson, Chairman of Committee Program PART I Two Step ' . Tuscarora Waltz Golden Age Two Step Pawnee Bill Waltz Weiner Burglar Two Step Ida-Ho Waltz Aetna Two Step Red Feather Waltz Tender Love Two Step Spoon Time Waltz Baduer Mad'lu Extra Two Step Dixie Girl Extra Waltz My Girl Sal PART II Two Step Stand Pat Waltz ' Slumbering Embers Two Step Donnybrook Fair Waltz Amouret Printemps Two Step Cherry Waltz Summer Evening Two Step Cheyenne Waltz Courtship Two Step Colonial Guard Waltz First Violin Extra Two Step Arabia Extra Waltz Trolley Line For Mine Patronesses Y ..a -. Mrs. Charles F. Binns Mrs. Otho P. Fairfield Mrs. Frank G. Bates Miss Alice L. Upton Miss Evelyn E. Ward Miss Edith C. Putnam PAGE NINETY Musicaf S Soiree Given by the advanced students of the Music Department, PART II under Miss Etta Evelyn Ward, Vocal: Love's Sorrow Harry Rowe Shelley Tuesday, February 21 MiSS'Luci1e D-'5lViS Q Program Piano: Hark I Hark ! The Lark fby Franz Schubertj Liszt Miss Elizabeth Riberolle - y PART 1 - i D Reading: Two of Them Barrie PWUO5 Ch0PiT1 Godard. I Miss Susan White S Miss Elizabeth Stillman l Piano: C? Valse D Hat Chopin Vocal: Song to the Evening Star fFrom Tanhauserj Wagner C J Polish Dance Sharwenka T I Joseph Podmore , . Miss Dorothy Binns ' ' Vocal: An Old World Serenade quebesliedb Piano: Butterfly of Love QPapillions D'AmourD Schutt Meyer-Helmund V Miss Ina Britton Miss Marjorie Wilson ' Piano: The Two Larks fLes deux alouettesj A ,Leschestisky Duetf The'SWal10WS QLGS Hifondeu-esl Masini Miss Burtha Burdick - lltlifliss alice Ulpton lst Sopranos . iss uci a is Vocal: The Shade of the Palm CFrom Florodoral Stuart - e V Eugene DeWitt Miss Sarah Seeley Q fMiss Marjorie Wilson 5 2d Sopranos Piano: Valse Brillante M Arthur Whiting I MISS Evelyn H111 ' Concerto: A minor Clast movementj Schuman Concerto: Theme and Variations Shuman . Miss Elizabeth Riberolle, lst piano ' MrS"MaX Cottrell' lst plano Miss Ina Britton, 2d piano Miss Evelyn Hill, 2d piano PAGE NINETY-ONE Univnfrsity Quartet fig 1. x .XXi -M Qx l C: F ---f 'lf' ., 1 2417.5 xx " "W ' 5 -f' 1 I " 1 T" . 1 1 M .,-I . -ff Zffffy ll QVXQX- S: T x , QL., M.-f-1-fgxj Q: 5, b , 2 -Cg , 464' Qxx ...f 4!l TVX X' 1-mniilxra Q! if! X N 'f 1 Qw-"""" T U V ,- ---J ' - -. ,f,-Y -.- f,-,..-.,,,L if 'N-'A A "'4' ' W' ' '- LA Ga un AVN' gl.. 5 TMJ! X --XX 1 Ah QV' X 1 .,,, I ll C 1 wx 1 . Jn ,ff Vf,,::i YEFEEEUXU 5 HUBER WATSON- He is a quiet timid boy Who used to be his Fanny's joy. He's lost the sunshine from his life And now he's in eternal strife. HOWARD YOUNG- He has a sweetheart far away, Among the Cubans she must stay. He won her with a heart so bold g Together they will ne'er grow old. ETHEL STEVENS - ' The brightest lass In the Senior class, Is Ethel, the cute little girl. Soft hair she has much, And of quality such It is prone to artistically curl. HARRY LANGWORTHY- Hat I He's a diplomat, A blamed doormat, To take the kicks And feel the pricks Of those who are nothing but sticks. FANNY BONHAM- Cruel heart to be so cold, And turn away a suitor bold. Cause his noble heart to break And pine away-all for your sake. JAMES CRAWF- Mud slinger Writing grinds 5 But he's a blinger ! Seniors WILL LANGWORTHY- Bill's a lad almost too shy, A But he'll grow braver, by and by, He talks to you with tears in his eyes, Thinking, perhaps, you will sympathize. WILL DUNN- Rill Dunn, Lots of fun, Got the girls a-coming some. Dude at dressing, Keeps you guessing 5 To Freshman Chemistry what a blessing I ALEXANDER CAMPBELL- O, Alexander ! Why did'st thou wander From the nest which thou did'st build ? And with saw and hammer, ' And determined manner Seek to join the wood working guild. RUTH GRAHAM- There was a young lady named Ruth, " Fighting Senior " they called her with truth, How much she could do, Yet have time to help you I A friend worth having in sooth. EMILY BOOTH - , Here, there, nowhere, How, what, is all this Tempest in a teapot about ? O, just look a little harder, It's Emily putting the world in order. PAGE NINETY-SIX :XRLIE XVHlTFORD- Arlie Whit Thinks he's it, Bugology market completely cornered. 1 CHARLES PARKS- Ahem ! War horse Parks, How he sparks ! Dear old grandfather, First on one foot, then on the other, Paws the ground, and rears indeed, Very much like a fiery Steed. DEO ROBINSON- Star gazer I A blazer With the lasses l Spiels by the mile, Twice in a while, In Clark's classes. BIABLE DJXON- Mable is bright as a star, Her light is seen shining afar, Her views broadened so fast 'Tis rumored at last The Dean has hard work to keep up. J ESSIE ROBBINS- Robbins come in Autumn, But ily away in June, , At first they sang a love song, But now theylve changed their tune. FRANK SHAW- ' A O you think little Becky is all your own, The girl with demure, pretty face, But you'll find when you're back at Commencement That a Freshman has stolen your place. J PAGE NINETY-SEVEN A EARLE ROBINSON- Our noble Earle, ' I Has a lovely girl, . . But we're afraid , ' He's too much engaged. MABLE ROGERS- Thricef a,bride's maid A Never a bride, But there are lots of things in this world beside For a maid who is pretty and ,trim and proper Will get there sure, and you cannot stop her. CARL SUTLIFF - ' O thou art a gay deceiver, ever, Think you naught in life doth count but pleasure ? I fear thou Wilt reach heaven never. p ETHEL CHILDS- 1 y An independent girl is she ' She'll not endure a fetter, But yet the more of her you see You like her that much better. LLEWEIJLYN BELL- , He's deep in love with Dorothy Un-individual English tho' she be, Altho' he boasts not many sins He still remains an old "Has-Binnsf' CARL BAKKER -5 , None such ! Rotterdam Dutch But he don't know much. unior' Grinds First comes a Still man, has chug-wagon and rocks, Of him we'll say nothing-he looks over these knocks, Still we'll whisper,--to honors he knows the path, For to Alfred he gave a place for a bath. J. R. Bailey, commonly called 'Bill,' Although quite small is a bitter pill, His voice is edged and cracked and raw, Resembling in tone an old buck-saw. Angelic phiz and swaggering gait, Usually dressed immaculate UQ Staring eyes,-a vacant gaze, Brag's clean bewildered in learning's maze. Irregular face but form petite, Her muddy eyes are 'easy to beat, Still Ina has enduring charm, Although she came from off the farm. To all suitors smiling and gracious, Actress, author, delicious, Hirtatious, Her thinks all come out from the clear grain, And she knows none better than Grace Elaine. 'B. J .' the swift and Satanical cusser Is rapidly becoming an all-night fusser, He boozes and bums and soaks all day, In his room at the Burdick H-all they say. Gentle and good and kind and true, This canbe said of but a few, But what Marion stands for is certainly 'nit, ' Of college spirit she hasn't a bit. Here's to Emma Cartwright, Emma Katherine, Whose sense of fitness is not very keen, Endeavors to shine as a literary light, And in that line is certainly bright. Quarter-back Champ, with hair like straw, Does things outside the pale of the law In hopes to make a hit with a Peg, He'll do it, too, if it takes a leg. Chesebrough, Orville Hoxsie Bab, Crafty, deceitful, hypocritical Sab, In spite of his effort to arrive this season The Faculty voted to hand him a lemon. Formerly single, and steady and straight, Coon's arriving now at a terrible rate, His studies neglected, his work's undone, And for steady fussing he's a son-of-a-gun. Scared and startled, the fidgets she's got, If you notice her gait you'll rubber a lot, She's waiting in hope for June so rare, For then with Welcome she will pair. Gene thinks no stones can be thrown at him That with all his bubbles there's no scum to skim The judgment of the boys is not very shallow And they soon find out when a man rings hollow Assertive, cynical. sarcastic pill, Argumentative, caustive, drastic,-Bill I He's back in school his influence to spread, To enliven the living and waken the dead. Fairfield is next, the Junior slim Jim, He's spare in his waist and lengthy of limb, The plots of his stories are usually punk, His novels are fit to be classed with junk. From the sunny South, the blue grass state, Is where he gets his light hot pate, He has kept his head but his heart has left, Yet for this Sam seems not a bit bereft. Of Evelyn Hill, the Ashaway Maid, Little or ,nothing can be said, Mediocre in style and form and looks, Her thoughts of Bob blot out her books. Good set of molars, ever ready grin, She certainly can take anybody in, Drawist from way back, a healer of woes, Things brighten up where e'er her face shows PAGE xixiari E1GHi Obtrusive, undersized-excepting his head, Preacher, papa, grind 'tis said, NVife and kid he shipped away, And now he's getting rather gay I The next man hails from Humphrey Center, He acts like a good old residenter, Like the Egyptian Phinx he's solemn and silent, Heis gentle and mild and not very violent. Tall and tasteless and really nothing to Bragf djon, Her features have usually a rainy-day sag on Still on the students she has a strong hold, Especially with one, so We've been told. PAGE NINETY-NINE The proboscis of Bertha is her only strong feature, She's an artful student and a charming creature g She aims to please Without display, And generally manages to have her Way. fSkim Milk ' has lately absorbed some expression, From her quiet life she has- made a digressiong If she keeps on in the Way she has started, , She may sometime forget she Was-ever faint-hearted Lengthy as a lath, graceful as a rail, , Rain-In-The-Face sure should be in jail, Voice kind-a squeaky, joints somewhat loose, ' If Fred Was't a genius, you'd be sure he Was a goose. For a fat, happy caricaturist, p I Ted is a specimen of the purest, Managing grafter, large minded sinner, As a college sport he is surely a Winner. Sophomore Grinds 0 Mary H. Baker-This little girl so wise and booky . 1 p Comesto school and gives us a cookie. , . x X ,. Laura E. Trowbridge- ' ' Faithful, gentle, good, ' Wearing the rose of womanhood. ' Fred S. Rogers Eh S " Two souls with but a single love, A. 'Irene Martin 5 2 Two hearts that beat as one." Lewis J. Sage-Let us. H Sally " forth to Seeley. Hugh N. Garwood-Such an absentmindedness. Anna L. Burdick-"A manl A man! My kingdom for a man I Mary C. Boyce-Thou rosy-cheeked daughterof Hebe. Inez L. McNett-'Tis said I won't fuss, . But try me and see. Agnes Kenyon-" Clear-headed lass, whose joyful scorn, Edged with sharp laughter, cuts atwain The knots that tangle college life. " William E. St. Clair Best-"Kind Nature smiled on that wise child. " , Raymond A. Withey-" 'Fessor Kenyon and I instructed the class in Trigonometry. " John J. Ryan-Every time Jack opens his mouth, you can see St. Patrick kissing the Blarney stone. 7 oAbbie E. Barber-"O dear," says aunt Abbie Lizzie, H My nephew keeps me very busy. " Mabel L. Zulauf-So large, but yet a " Minus " quantity. E. S. Hartley-There is a young sophomore named Hartley, Who is minus of hair-at least partly. His elegant Tubb Will soon get a "hub " Although they deny it quite tartly. Maude Congdon-Maude has her collection of dolls com- pleted and is now going in for Teddy ' bears. Dorothea Carpenter-She thinks old maids are an evil to the country. Claude Cartwright-If Alfred life were but more gay, If I to Donaldson dared say: H From Slade's forever stay away "- . How sweet this life would be. Ethel Maxson-H Alice, where art thou ?" Mary Riberolle-There is more danger in her eye than in ten thousand swords. Luella Hood-That studious and modest Miss Hood Would have lots of beaux, if she could, But they're all very blind, Or out of their mind, For they can't tell a " peach " from a prude. PAGE ONE HUNDRED Charles W. Clark-The lark with notes almost divine Has not so sweet a voice as thine. "Alice," we oft think of that time, when You sang for the Class of 1910. Ruth Rogers-U Her wit, beneath its fiaxen thatch, L Aspires to something higher. ' ' Flora Slade-Little Miss Slade Is perfectly made For basketball, Studies and all. r N Margaret Wilcox-For carrying clothes, a very useful 66Peg,77 And for admirers, she never will beg. Her head is swelled and her features rough, - - But she can always make good with- out a bluff. ' PAGE UNE HUNDRED ONE A. E. Webster--He teeters on his toes-Milwaukee gait, Thinks the same wayg can never wait. For butting in, he's just the one, Every question he asks comes out in the llSun.77 a Jessie L. Oaks-"'Don't you see I'm lonely." . Ruth F. Sherman-' ' When Johnnie comes marching home! ' Waldo Emerson Rosebush-Write-ups a specialty! No matter what thefacts are 1 Ida I. Jones-H Darn I ! ! ! ! ! "-CProf. Kelley entersj Howard Beltz--Human being? " That Bunch " That class of 1910 I O gee I Did you ever see such stuff Step boldly through the chapel door, Like diamonds in the rough? With chest stuck out and nose in air, They strut like sure 'nuff men. " Ramblety shack, ramblety shack, We'll do things in 19-" fWhen?j Personified wisdom you would see If Arthur you should meet. How sublime is his air, and that pretty curl Is H simply too cunningly sweet." Hully gee! young Bacon's Tom Thumb No. 2 His bell-clapper claps every minute. Say if he'd only lived at the time of Barnum Poor Tom would have never been in it. Now Jake that poor deluded boy Needs time his sense to find, For now fhow sad it is to tellj, He's the idol of Jake's mind. I Oh Pratt, thou simple, simple thing, So green, so fresh and coy, Although thou seemest but a kid, Thou art a goodly boy. I There's George an upright, steady boy, I He seems quite fair to us, I But say, how strange indeed it is . That such as he should fuss I I I I And then there's Clark, so angular, He's quite a jolly lad, But here again COh these staid boysj To fuss it is his fad. L But now we'll look at a girl or two- I Miss Parsons, say, perchance, I Oh that sweet droop of her pensive mouth I Is cupid's little lance. I And now we'll take that Parker girl I The one with the chest-I you knowJ-- She sticks close by the N. M. Club, I I I l But she's not so awfully slow. I " I Miss Karr, of Almond, exclusive CID demure I To Mamie O'C. a twin, I Is a Wingless angel sweet and pure I Who simply could not sin. I I I Say, Dore, your the main It aren't you, Eh I - I That ever questioned, Eh! I Do you s'pose you'd be the main It, Eh I I If you weren't mentioned, Eh I PAGE ONE HUNDRED IXX O Carpenter-a queer, queer girl. Wie pity the poor thing, though- Please don't " butt-in H g but learn reserve There're somethings you don't know. Flaxen-haired Young, the ex-school ma'am, The pedantic, bombastic chumpg His experience in trying kids' heads to cram Has put on his own quite a bump. Miss Lyman's all right, a real nice girl, A model for Freshmen to follow. T Neither timid nor bold, she knows her place And tries to seem meek as a doll, Oh I Poor Gates I his " tummy's " awful bad But then it's not to blame He talks so fast, excitedly, It cannot stand the strain. H Bazooey " Wilson, fussed by DeWitt, In dramatics has cut some ice. When she paces down street you'll know she's IT Without being told so twice. ' There's Albert F. Bivins, of Simian phiz, Most gentle and meek of those guys. He's treated dirt-mean by those classmates of his Who know less than him they despise. Grave monks we have and blackeys, too, But nothing like O'Connor. Her head's so swelled, she's fiirtive, too, And Irish at that, " Yer Honor." i'.U3I-Q UNE HVNDKEIJ THREE McMasters is a good sort of a lad, What a pity he's in with that clan 5 He has some grit and he's not too fresh. We think that he'll make a man. That lass, Miss Binns, is without sins C???D Of her pa's eye theapple. A word of her we dare not speak For fear 'of a roast in chapel. Thou dainty woman-figured child, O sweetly smiling Harry, - Dost think that thou art handsome, boy? --Go tell it to a fairy. Carter, the Guy, to dance does try, The credulous gullible freak. By his ears so big he can almost fly And his hair comes down in a peak. There's Alice Brown, who has just come down From the realm of her father's farm. One can see from the face withouta frown, That she'll never do any harm. So now you see what a bunch this is, They scarce know where they're at. Their stars are few and far between, Their ideals fallen flat. But now cheer up, the day may come When they may wisdom find. That's what we hope, that's Why W This chastening little grind. e made l f. Specials , A , E43 K I I . THEODORE ABRAHAMS-- A ELIZABETH MILLS- " ,,. nf The only way to find a girl out is to call when she is not in, The smiling countenance showetli the frivolity of the heart. l 1 ' I 3 O ' FLORENCE BABOOOK- JOSEPH PODMORE- tl " Who loveth best, all things both great and small." me tg i1geag.iJFSh,i,ng to accommodate you ifyou will not 351 k' FCE N , I . STANLEY BAKER-- SARA SEELEY- ig. " Who hath ambition suref' .G a H O, whistle and I'11 come to ye my lad." all 5 GEORGIA BUR.DICK- RYOIOHI TAKIYAMA- ' The flower of meekness on a stem of grace." ' Cherry blossoms and a sweetheart in old japan, , HOW could America charm a Jap-man ? I BESSIE BURDIOK- Q I " The reason firm, the temperate will, ' CHARLES TITSWORTH '- A . v. ,, v P Endurance, foresight, strength and sliill. CK Absence makes the heart grow fonders, CLARA CARNAHAN L ANNA TUBES- ORSON CARNAHAN l An Ernest worker. Y We must hang together or assuredly we shall hang separately. HARRIET COLLES- GHARLM WARD Used to love a buxom maid And follow in her wake. But now it is all up thev sav, As a wit, if not first, in the very first line. HELEN DARTJING And nothing but a fake."' RUTH STILLMAN ,, Shining examples of the advantages of co-education. AMY WEYER-- l Amy Weyer l LUCILE DAVIS- IS 8 deaf, So says Guy, X H I am a part ofall that I have met." So say I. 1 I, PAGE ONE HUNDRED FOUR L.,..A....----. .. ,rar L -- isa'-fcftfee' W' mfr--f were X i" E sg! S U., . .,f4.sg an 'C+ ff'- , . nm- f 4. -71,1 A 'wa f 1 -'Q 51.5 -K' K 1. , fs, -Q - ,az 1- ' .avg it-.F f A ,5-sg, 1-gif, ' any fix? , 7 I .4 954- ' 'x Sa ff! 5' 4,1 ff' 'I In APY -53 ,1 " K f .,.- ' .- - -1' A :A 1 5 V A lg fg, 2 1 S. , ' i ,xv NY x if ' 1 g T ' - is fa Ju, The Faculty A ll XX L Tf K A lfff'--Q H I Q , me - -Q54 s A A f PM AN APPRECIATION l ,fn 7 rf hr 5' I :ffflv 7 ti: ,f " A large Faculty, all specialists," the catalogue provides, However, you may know they've special traits besides, ' ll" 'f'9'i:itl?'5 ,X ,uf No malice intended, ' A X, K ' , 1 K X I 1 The Head of Mud Works Prof. Phono ra h Our thoughts now are bended, To parody this unusual lot. 'A Now don't get sore, i f While we even the score, Or for us they might make it pretty hot. Aff The sportiest skate of the bunchfor dates, , S P --1 'E thinks 'e's HO K, a man without sins. T A cynical knocker and grumbler is --- U Yo grafting for mine, Hi don't like your shine, - The American race is the Tot-bed of crime. They hall h'eat like pigs, . if P 3 .25 3 n , , H lf H1 was the President H1'd bring 'em to time. He pulls wires for popularity, He's great on regularity 5 , But if you lack a " stand-in " don t try for eXcuSeS He knows all the ropes, No use for soft soaps, And he's good at shaving abuSeS- Our Philosophy teacher is out of perspective, Great ul in swi s Mail Order or Home Trade he thinks are elective T' But if a Prof's to stay in ,B F ' 'X And influence wig d If ' A He can't squeeze t e pennies too har . V ' X ll x Conscientious and great, l ug I His thoughts carry weight i - P I And he makes each of us feel like his pard. xiii' , K X Y fxwyfllij g 4 Here's to the smoothest of any, mln . X Wlyivolever ransapjked for a penny. p atever it e F f X He's sure to agree, He's full of ideas abstracted I ' f Lean, hawk-eyed old shark, X f He hits in the dark ff Apologies follow,-protracted. Q., A XX N X 1 Z g X Our plastic professor of language and culture Has the greedy claws and beak of a vulture He ll work you like sin With a heavenly grin He s not much besides personal equation, Delightfully sarcastic, ln enmity drastic, What's otherwise lost he'llwin by evasion. The next that we have is that man of reserve, Who, if you don't know him, seems like a preserve 5 So cold and so stern, I I Xlllfff ,Z Q rag-K l fx r , '7 , E t . mm ., . - L' L 0 5 3585 I HAVE 1 M 2 f 'QWZ' With Math to burn, He scratched out his hair, pulled his whiskers to boot, In an effort to try More Math to lay by, So his hairs grow out from square root. With a grisly look and a solemn mien Grandly appears our worthy Dean, Slow in speech With words that blea.ch, He expounds in the terriblest manner seen. When once awake He is no fake And ceases to be an " Old Has Been." Our Steinheim Professor, a cotton-voiced stranger, Looks like the big ragged dog from the manger, But a difference, they say, Is that he likes the hay, Though he likes it fine cut, with a chaser. In classes he rambles, From gold-bugs to brambles, But if a girl swears he can place her. -P' ' Wi 0 0 N ll ull' PAGE ONE HUNDRED QIX A-I-,X 42".s 7 ,-x,..2 l uw: f x -x x ,X f T5 l X X 1 - .. l i f l PAGE ONE HUNDRED SEVEN Co-ed of Alfred, also P. G.- " Pretty Girl, " she says, " an added degree I" Our Preceptress grew sick ' Of running the Brick, And will make quite a Professor. When Alexander had gone And she was alone We wondered who next would address hery Dass Franzosischer Deutscher, Paul, Im Seele und Stature beide small, Spielt tennis sehr viel, Aussi joue-t-il A Die Geige comme il soit insane. Pour passer son exam Kein use zu cram,- Mann muss in die Kirche geh'n. The best of all from Willie to Paul, Is a white-haired man who looks fondly o'er all, His flowing white beard, Is not to be feared, But one commanding the greatest esteem g His kindly blue eye, A Says that Greek is not dry, That he would to the student a grandfather seem, Expert tapper of the wireless phone, Her baby blue eyes have like dew drops shone, Oh, she's the cream! . A perfect dream, , And she has wonderful ideas about art, A straight thin look That snaps like a book, When the boys try to fool with her heart. W....,,i,.1 KIT- -.-Hi:-,H--if-fxdfe,-'Ala . A ,Y-,.Y.. V- ---- -4--M----in -A -f---+A-H ---- Y ' '-Y' F' ni ""'fms' .mmf-5 ,.., ' - - -251, 4f11"E?ff1----5"". H' v.':-:L fa i-'::.--- -,SGT .-.-- r 1--1,.:.:..:"b-:..-...1". wtf- --- -K+ . - , - 1 5,3 ' , -1- I-'22 . 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I 15" H251 I -- "S 'ilfg-,al .. f y He means well you know, A , But his talk's always show That he could call the King some staggering names. A sharp little lad, the deuce of a guy, Is our upstart Professor of S-c-i. With his great "PRooEssEEEEs," It's a wonder he breathes, After going through toils of the medicine quack, If his head doesn't swell, . As we reckon it will, V We'll hand him a slap on the back. Since the menials and mechanics are too cheap to put in rhyme " Alice " and the others will not trespass on your time. So consider yourself in luck At this ending of our muck, And now we'll take our hat and bid you all farewell, Although we have our doubts As to their future whereabouts, If we don't meet them in a better land we'll see them all In---chapel I P 9 I 'Wa 3, i PAGE ONE HUNDRED EIGHT .I l x .4 J. N, 3 4 If.. " 1 2 E l F 0. 4 QQQQTUW .39 'vyi- 1 : e Q, ,, f, if is aff' "EQ ' Yi 4 f X Class Spirits , xi... l - t v in 1-1-' The Freshman, as belits his place, ls fed on milk to give him grace To take his knocks and wear his fetters, The stein stands for the Junior class, ' And look up meekly to his betters. For that means friendships which will last, Good common sense, the simpler life, With days exempt from petty strfe. --gg wig, A 5 . K 'Q-5. gl s . . elasln-'lad' l U The Sophomore with swagger long, They 535' the Senior has fl mind A I A Sxvelling- head and bOaSting tongue, Filled with knowledge, distilled and refined, Betrays in campus, class or street, T0 help himenghis future Way, ' The wine ofinfinite self-conceit. , And brace hun m emergeney- PAGE ONE HUNDRED NINE , 1 To You Here great men reap no rich reward l For recognition comes too slow, 1 Because the deeds of patient good Must pass on earth misunderstood, And they will never know. 1 Will never know the joy they're given, The Wealth for others they have earned, 1 For man has much ingratitude, I And man with scofling is imbued, l And his best help isaspurned. l So now together let us give A tribute to a heart most true, In sympathy now let us raise A cry of universal praise, Our President-to you. 0 sorrowing One I The time will come When we will for him bow the head, And for the life of sacrifice, Lift up our sad and reverent eyes, As to the much loved dead. But then, alas, 'twill be too late For him to hear our grateful word, We then may weep and moan and rave It cannot reach beyond the grave, He never shallphave heard. J 'O8. PAGE ONE HUNDRED TEN The One Night lt is one of those rare evenings in June when the faintest suggestion of the moon shimmers through the pines, and the warni air gently fans their branches up and down. No study -or old Alfred tonight, oh, no, not till ten anyway. It is the vs Wight when everyone comes forth and promenades the highways and byways of the college town. Here and there one almost collides with slowly moving straggles who float slowly along the the campus walks with heads closely bowed together. Or else he runs on to an iron bench which is filled full with low-voiced individuals. although it contains but two. Yes, as the students separate after mail time no thought of study or other common place thing is in their minds. The witchery of the moon, the warm June air, and the great upheaval of fresh life is in their blood. and every one sets themselves to enjoy it all to the full. Gay laughter floats from the front of the brick as the fun-loving girls slip from the watch-care of the preceptress and join the hilarious young fellows who are so ardently waiting. And now as you watch, the preceptress herself comes forth and looks to see what all this unusual excitement is about, and then as the beauty of the calm evening thrills her, she smiles and seats herself in the moonlight. Laughter issues from the pines, gay laughter which floats musically on the air like a duet in which the masculine and the feminine blend. And then a peaceful silence occurs which is suddenly shattered as some one around the town somewhere breaks out in a wild "Ya-hoo-oo" of supreme exultation and thrill, which the night brings to his soul. Then suddenly away off somewhere the cadence of a rollicking college song or popular air rises on the night and high in the chorus one in- stantly recognizes that tenor which is such contrast to the stature of its possessor. . PAGE ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN , . "It is a beauteous evening, calm and free," and it slips off and vanishes all too rapidly for the enraptured ones who are absorbing it so eagerly. Nine o'clock sounds from the slowly beaten strokes of that old town clock, which echo and re-echo until they musically die away in the dreamy, moonlit distance. Everything has become still, listening to that solemn clanging, every one counting the strokes, doubtful of its being more than eight o'clock, and yet-more doubtful that it is not nine. 4'Nine o'clock" they all chorus, and then, after looking about and inhaling the sweet freshness of the night, and allow- ing their thoughts to become lost in the pale white distance of the landscape, they come to themselves again and commence to put the remaining hour to its utmost advantages. All becomes silent again and the small animals of the night are heard lazily singing in dreamy monotone. m Quarter past nine. Who are these that come sauntering past the brick porch? Suddenly they break out into " An Old Love Song"- " And the bitter tears are falling As I think of my lost love," they sing. H Oh, boys, that is too sweet for anything, " calls out a tall, lean form that is just descending the steps with Y. W. C. A. pamphlets under her arm. . The boys grinf and pass on, singing 4' Sally Ann." Nine-thirty. The moon soars higher and some are losing precious ,moments by the thought that it will be soon ten o'clock. Suddenly we hear another song. "What did we do to the fire escape," it ends. Yes, what did they? And now they sing another: l l l 4 e I Q. l l l ll I ls I , l 1. il lx ll gl Q fl ll 5? 1 il l li '1 li . . fe -i . 1 v l ll 5, i 1. il li li 11 l v x l l 2, .: '1 'i 1. E lx i 4 ll gl ll gl ll ff li gi it ll 1 J: ll i X. fr 2 fa ,. .F I ,ii 5. i l .lt 5 4 if 1" " ll 1,2 lii ini its Il lsr ll ll: lil :fill ,sl ll l li 4 -sv 'if ,. li 1' Ill li gl l lil l ll ll l ll lil i l ill 15 l l Ill -i "The Smith girl rides in the automobile, The Vassar girl does the sa-ame, The Alfred girl in the old hay rack, But she gets there just the same. I CHORUS. Round the mountain top, Betsy, Round the mountain top-ee. If ever I see my true love again, Oh Lord remember me." And then, " Who am I? Me,-my nameis Peesock, Peesock Schmidt, mit a d, t." "Huh," we think, " some more of the college manis nonsensef' They wander on, the moon lifts higher in the sky drawing its mellowest beams with it and leaving the keener, colder ones. The night becomes now "like a day made sick." Sud- denly the old clock strikes again, and at once, without Waiting to count ffor all are well aware of the ltimej, everyone it seems, is running toward the Brick. Great shouts of laughter and merriment arise which seem to shake the brilliant moon- beams. Soon the Brick porch is reached, and the girls take hesitating leave of their companions. The preceptress is there, too, holding the door open and at the same time with malicious glances of the eye Cwhich at time sparkle J, hurrying the de- linquent ones to faster movement. That sauntering quartet is there, too, and we hear various songs, 'iRay, Ray, song," " Cheyenne," etc., college songs and popular airs. Then as the last girl lingers to say for the third and last time, "Good-night," and the preceptress starts to close the door, she suddenly comes to herself and hastily leaves her big, dark complexioned friend. " Vat is die mat-ter for you," drawls he, throwing a menacing glance at the preceptress. " Oi, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi," comments a voice below. Then a short, fat, balloon-trousered jollier, who has just arrived from Park street, starts up a song and the whole bunch march off in the direction of the celebrated H Corner." ' Shortly, a great commotion is heard on the square, screeches, shouts of terror and fright arise mingled with harsh cries of " Swat him, kick him, " " Knock him down," H Punch his face, " etc., and then again cries for help. Of course every one runs as fast as he can to the scene of the outrage and immediately find themselves surrounded by a shouting mass of humanity who laugh and whoop at them in the most comical and ludi- crous manner. "Bread and milk or Mellins Food I" is the cry, and it looks as if there would be an outrage after all. It suddenly becomes quiet. All have disappeared and we turn homeward. But here, what is this ? Some mistake some- where 5 probably they thought it was only nine, when ten o'clock struck. Here they come, a party of four, leisurely strolling up the walk. No Freshmen in that bunch. What l Oh a window? To be sure, nothing easier,-and with a skip and a jump the girls are inside. Let's see, ten, forty-five. Oh the wisdom of upper classmen ! And now the guiding spirit leads us home. We are soon in bed and, watching in deep meditation the white spot of moon- light on the carpet, we soon drop off to sleep. J ACK CRAWFORD. PAGE ONE HUNDRED TXVELVE The Bells CWith apologies to Poej Hear the ringing of the bells- , Electric bells I What an hour of torture their ringing foretells. ln the silence of their might How we shiver with affright At the very thought of what's to come I For every sound that rings From those pesky things Makes us glumg And the teacher-little teacher, Would that he had been a preacher, And dumb. Hear the ringing of the bells- Electric bells I What an hour of pleasure their ringing foretells I Though we know it isn't right, How we wiggle with delight, To much hurried now to speak, 'We can only streak, streak Up the walk, To Clark's room in the Hall. Hear the ringing of the bells- Chapel bells I What a long, dry speech their ringing foretells! ln the silence of the night, How we shiver with affright At the melancholy memory of their tone g For every sound that floats From their metallic throats, Makes us groan, And the speeches.-Oh, the speeches! Even in our dreams their influence reaches, And makes us moan. li UNE HUNDRED THIRTEEN Hear the ringing of the bells- ' Electric bells I Yet another bunch of trouble -their ringing foretells I We may struggle with the Math, Up Kenyon's rugged path, Toward the Senior's higher plane I But many a man who plugs, Although he pulls and tugs, Plugs in vain I Hear the ringing of the bells- Dinner bells I What a world of disappointment their ringing foretellsl We may sit down with delight, But we seldom get a bite Of what we want, - So we rise up from the table, If we're strong enough and able, Feeling thin and gaunt. See the beauty of the belles-- Brick belles I What a heap of reverence their beauty compells I In the balmy air of night ,How we loiter with delight, In the hallway of the Brick, Keeping time, time, time, ' In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the sighing of the belles- Of the belles, Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the guying of the belles- Of the belles, To the sighing and the guying of the belles I 1 I I I I I I I 'I 1 II Z ,ll Id: It , I I.I , 5: Il I I I , I III? II ' 'I III If"I Img IEI4 H1 III, ,I ,I II I-' ,II Il II S I ,fha- wa.,L 'iIZL53l.If III Z'-'I 2, I III II IIC II, II If il .yI I l I I III I I. I III I III I: 'I I 'I II WI 5. I N. 'I Y U, Y' H , , ,, ,,-,,,:1I,, 1:-, ,-,- --J' ' Y I !I i II, I II II II III ,II IIII ,. II IL Pa Binns and Ma Put in his little cement hut, Did weekly talk over how the Brick girls' H cut up." Each Saturday afternoon with lordly strut, She went to this sage whose wisdom she sought. " Fussing is a sin I" they both did exclaim, But to stop Brick girls' fussing they tried all in vain. New rules they invented, new tortures did declare, But they could'nt stop fussing, it seemed in the air. ' One Saturday bright as the east wind did blow, Ma Put took her way through the drifting snow, To seek for wisdom she had in mind, Little dreaming that mischief might take place behind Now, while these great minds did together converse, How best they could run the universe, Those who were left behind at the Brick, . Thought on Ma Put to play a trick. " She's been darned mean to us " they wrathfully said, H Now let's pay her back and get ahead. " The card on her door did explain, That the Preceptress resided within that domain. H Preceptress's a nice word, " did some one declare, " Jailer's the word should be written there I The change was made without delay, ' ' And it looked artistic, I'm bound to say. Other improvements they sought to make, Which only a little time would take, For Ma Put at any moment might come back. And then she'd be upon their track. 4'This Y. W. C. A. room is too small!" " Such meetings should be held in the Reception Hall. The sign was moved to the Reception room door, And all was still in the Brick once more. Of the boys who were present, some were quite witty, A senior was present, more's the pity. These, with the Brick girls did sympathize, And the jailor's methods did despise. They were glad to lend a helping hand To make war on tyranny throughout the land. The stunts they did were up to snuff, And they knew to stop when they'd done enough. Now when the hour was very late, Ma Put returned at a rapid rate, Filled to the brim with English tea, It's no wonder that strange sights she did see. The things that she saw when she came in, ust a lok C Would have made the average person grin, On the very front door this sign did loom, " Please wash your dishes within this room. " She was much surprised when she reached her To find that her key didn't work any more, She almost wanted the offenders killed, When she found that the key hole with paper "I'll phone to him, let him come and see, The nasty tricks they play on me, I'll have them fired, that's what I will, Of these mean tricks I've had my fill. " Prof. Binns came at a double quick, When he arrived he felt rather sick. The English of course couldn't see the joke, And so of vengence both of them spoke. " Lady Put," said he, in his loving way, " Their punishment is whatever you say. " So she racked her brain with but one intent, The most cruel punishment to invent. " I have it, " she said with a winsome smile, " A letter of apology each shall write, lt must be done by tomorrow night." And then to herself she softly said, " When I get back to that Connecticut town, And show those apologies around, The peopls will open their eyes to see The respect that is shown at Alfred for me. " Prof. Binns could say but little more, Except, " Shall I help you to open the door ? " He proved himself a hero at call, And climbed the frowning high Brick wall. Try to imagine the social committee, In this position. He must have looked pretty. At last Ma Putnam's door was open, And to him her words of thanks were spoken. Prof. Binns spent a sleepless night, 'tis said, Before the apologies were written and read. He must have considered it an insult, . And he mourned to think of the possible result, He simply raved and tore his hair, When one of the offenders did declare, " That anyone with common sense, Could tell a joke from seriousness." door, was filled PAGE ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEA A Student's Reverie I sit in the dusk by my dying fire, My pipe between my lips. After my love I then enquire, And up thro' the smoke she steps. Her eyes are brown and dreamy and long, Her lips are rosy and sweet with song, Her shadowing form I faintly see Through the smoking clouds that envelope me, As out from the realm of dream she hies, The girl with the dreamy eyes. I gaze with eyes that are filled with tears, My heart beats loud and high, With the dread of my loss when she disappears Way up in the starry sky, I I whisper the words I dare not say Loud, lest she fear me and Hy away. I tell her I love her, and only her, She smiles a little but does not stir, While out in the moonlight the soft wind sighs " O girl with the dreamy eyes," 7 Why can't she come to the earth to dwell, And put her hand in mine, Love to a Vision is hard to tell, For she never makes a sign, But eyes that are long and dreamy and brown, And fathomless, shine so softly down, That I raise my arms to her through the smoke, And then-in a flash the vision's broke, Away from my longing arms she flies, The girl with the dreamy eyes. Back I drop with a heart like lead, For she has flown away. ' I press my hands to my throbbing head, And then madly pray, " O come from the land ofdreams my dear, Come to the one who needs you here, g PAGE ONE HUNDRED FIFTEEN Why must you grant a little bliss, But leave an aching void like this, Come, sweet one, from the sunset skies, Girl with the dreamy eyes I " And then in a trance my eyelids close, I feel her presence near. Over my forehead a soft hand goes, I think there falls a tear, I dare not open my eyes to see, For then I know she will surely Hee, So docilely I rest me there Until I'm asleep in my easy chair ,And sweetly dreaming, I win my prize, The girl with the dreamy eyes. -G. B., 'os The Valley , The valley is a Very quiet one lying amid green hills. A stranger would look long ere he found it but to those who know it the way is short and easyand when they go away for the last time it is with regret. lt is a place where the echoes of the great world come faintly and are ,often lost in the music of college songs. It is a place in which to dream and work and grow-in which to be very content with the present, preparing for something which is to come. So the people there are light hearted and live with zest. What may come to them when they leave that valley no one can say, but while they are there they have place and friends and recognition. And many come and stay a while and go away, again, for it is but a stopping place in the long journey in which all are engaged. But to them it is a joy while they are there and a strong reserve of strength when they have gone out into the highway again in the race which willing or not We all must run. B. R. '08. The I. I's. Patrick Henry said, "Give me liberty or give me death," and from all that I can find out, he got both. Patrick Henry was a great man but he was not alone in his greatness, for we can find many men, and, with all due respect to the gentler sex, women too, that have been able to say great things. Each town has its "big gun " and each organization in each town also has one who aspires to greatness, and as this seems to be an in- variable rule we find greatness within our own narrow sphere here among the hills. The town has its "large pistol " at any rate, and the University has its gun, but it remained for the Brick in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and six to bring before the public " Mother Put," the absolute ruler of Pussydom QThe Brickj. ' Rule she did with a hand both strong and fearless, keeping her right hand upon her browbeaten subjects, while her left, laid gently but firmly upon those of the courser calibre who were wont to disturb the maidenish inclinations of the in- habitants. - But a force acted, by whom started no one seemed to know. For gradually and with an abundant supply of noise the I. I's. were inaugurated much as were the Klu Klux Klan of old. It was their want to openly challenge the greatness of said "Mother Put," and great, at times, was the strife between them. Strange noises issued from the mouths of each and every one of the I. I's. only to be answered by similar noises from every window of the Brick, and at times, stranger still came the- noise from "Mother " herself, but to no avail. It was a rule of the organization of the I. I's, that no one could enter their ranks in the "holy bond of union" that could not reach high c, while imitating the feline family to a degree bordering upon exactness. However many there were in this land of the rising sun that could qualify. There was no special place of meeting, rather, forms seemed to rise from the very ground itself. The destination was the important place, and that was the Brick. Many were the meetings and the feline and melodious calls wafted sweet upon the night air, and lent enchantment as they spent themselves in the dark recesses of' the hill. The answering calls from the Brick were as echoes that added rather than detracted from the sombreness of the occasion. Upon a certain night the I. I's. met and numbered nigh onto three score strong. Their voices were tuned to the highest pitch, and the quantity exceeded it if anything, and yet there were those unkind enough as to be unappreciative, and vented their wrath upon central because she could not get police head- quarters. The line was busy. And so was the Chief of Police, for with three quarters of the town arsenal, in readiness for an emergency, he appeared upon the scene. And there was "beating" and gnashing of feet for all excepting one, who fell into the hands of the law. And great was the fall thereof., After inquiring names and a few particulars funfortunately memory fails me hereb the prisoner was allowed to escape. This was a sad blow for the I. I's. But their purpose to a large extent has been fulfilled, for the Dragon lost her sharpest claw, turning the crank of the telephone, and they all came to have a more charitable feeling for "Mother Put i' and her inmates, especially the latter. PAGE ONE HUNDRED SIXTEEN Bill he's writ home from College, Where he's jined the Freshman Class That they're havin' zaminations, , He's afraid he wouldn't pass. " Flunk's " the word I guess he used, But when I asked his sister Nell, She said it was a college slang,- The stylish way they have 'ern spell, Folks used to say, " Bill's mighty smart I" I thought so too by all the books I had to buy, but people said That they could tell it by his looks. Bill went back the other day,- Christmas time had brung him here,- Didn't like the cows no more, f Come to milkin' how he'd rear, Said all the fellows down to school, Thought that cows war pesky critters, Didn't have no use fer milk, 'Nless 'twas seasoned with some bitters. I calculate Bill oughter know, People say he's smart enough, But as fer me, when I drink it, Don't want it seasoned with that stuff. Down ter see Bill t'other day, . Mighty glad ter see him too, But it kinder seemed ter me He was feelin' pretty blue, Kinder fought shy o' the boys, Didn't want me in his room, Said that we'd disturb the feller W' at he roomed with, name was Broom. So we see'd the town alone, I put up down at the Inn, Bill he didn't like ter stay, ' Said the grub was pretty thin. PAGE ONE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN H B'll ff I Bill, he's gone up a peg, Sophomore's what he calls himself, He smokes vile smellin' cigarettes,- Kinder laid one on the shelf, The ol' man ain't up ter date, We should git a decent hoss, Sell the mare we had so long,- Kinder let Bill be the boss. 'Fraid he didn't like it much, Cause I wouldn't send him more, But we send him all we can, Nell goes away another year. Feller told me t'other day, He saw Bill when he's in town Ridin' in an autermobile, Showin' a crowd o' girls around, Said that they were beauties too, - Wore white hats, and long white coats Bill told him that they were goin' Ter watch the races from the boats. Folks say Bill's a 'gettin' gay, Heard some say that he drank beer, But I told them I knowd better, He's'only been there a couple o' year. J unior's what they call him now, Wears big pants and long-tailed coats, Makes a dandy lookin' feller, Like a colt that feels his oats. Course he smokes them cigarettes, An' he writes to piles o' gals, But it's jes' ez he tole ma,- Makes him stand well with his pals. Folks down town, they seem ter like him, Though he's stuck up jest a bit, But that's the way with college fellers, When their paws don't fit their mits. 1 E . lt: :A ll i J I 1 1 1 Now Bill is in his Senior year, Wants more dough than I can send, Says the old man doesn't realize, Just how much he has ter spend, Got ter git er new dress suit, Second one he's had ter wear, Sayin' nothin' 'bout the others, With paddin' here and paddin there, Course I send down all I ken, Cause we're mighty proud o' him, But ma an' me 'll be mighty glad When he gits down ter earnin' tin. Bill got through the tother day, We all went down ter hear him speak An' with that an' other things Hung 'round the place a week. Bill he spoke his speech up smart,- Told the people what was what, How ter make the mighty dollar, ' No matter how much you had got, Mighty proud I was o' Bill, ' Standin' up there straight and tall, f Glad he didn't have ter farm it, From early spring till late in fall. .Bill came home the tother day, He'd been workin' in the city, An' I get from what he says, The way they done him was a pity, Seems they didn't 'preciate, All his talents an' his knowledge, People did't seem to realize u ' That he'd spent four years 1n college. Wanted him ter start way down,- Work his way up for a spell, 'Long with all the other fellers, Who never heard a college yell. Bill's started in here in the village, Guess he realized after all, That he didn't know it perfect, An' his pride must take a fall,- Readin' law with Squire Lucky, Guess he's kinder settled down, Comes up home here every Sunday, Kinder nice when he's aroun'. Course I know he don't love chickens, An' he doesn't like the cows, But we kinder know each other, Ain't fer havin' any rows. Bill got married tother day, The Squire's daughter ketched his heart, An' after talkin' with the Squire, 1 'low Bill kin do his part. h A Course I understand his failin', I was young once too, yer know, An', while I didn't go ter college, I found no end o' things ter do. So I kinder wink at ma, Tell her not ter worry none, For -while she owns ther most o' him, Remember 'he's the old man'sson. -TED. PAGE ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN 'Twas on the night before the Christmas holidays that the :moved president of the "High Rinky Doo Rals" issued an gwrmzit summons that all members in good standing report ie castle on the hill for their annual celebration and banquet u .ich was to be held in honor of the presence of the sometime arnozis " Pop Corn Randall," who is peculiarly favored in being '11-in Indiana. Accordingly all the members left their deeply interesting uiies and in obedience to the call, wended their silent way to he C-istle where thev were greeted with a hand clas b the ... Q e . s p y " Lord High Gazaboo " whose residence is claimed to be among the " Cubans. " His honor then presented them to the Orator of 'be evening, a man with curly locks and who bore the name of if. Judson, and from whose mouth there flowed words as from other mortal being. They were then taken and introduced the various honored members of the order which included 'Chief Ijnexcelled Hartley" of Gouveneur, N. Y., Grand Marshall Sage of Seeley Creek, Lord High manipulator of the William Bailey, and others. Then after donning suitable robes of which- Some were green and some were blue, And some were kind of a greenish hue, . Then some were brown and some were umber- And some looked to be like robes of slumber. . The grand parade was formed and to the step of marshall music played by the Alfred Tin Pan Band they wended their to the Inn by the church known as "All Inn." Here they 'ffere obliged to awaken two of the most famous scouts in all of Alfred. and amid the cheering of admiring thousandsand the harmonious blasts of the band, the "Pride OfAdd1SOT1-9-Hd E' ' " fell before the Doo Rals and two more men owned imira' , , g , one in pink and one in his national colors, were added to the lanrilfhe parade was reorganized and led to the Inn that stands ,jx the old mill, known as that of "Dew Drop Inn, where ieveral more mighty hunters were added to the ranks. The pro- gession then counter marched for a short distance and next 'stopped at the Inn above the club known as "Seldom Inn" PAGE ONE HUNDRED NINETEEN where an indefinite number of men were added, men of all sizes and forms. lst came Ferdinand of the tribe of Titsworth from that part of the country called New J ersey, a goodly youth of goodly proportions. I 2d came Samuel of the' tribe of Guthrie from that part of the country known as Kentucky, a youth with curly hair and a fair complexion. ' - 3d came the members of the tribes that dwell in a near country' called Canaseraga, first was Hugh of the tribe of Garwood- a boy with a musical ear and a musical laugh. Second was Lester of the tribe of Bacon-a boy wonder. Third was Harry of the tribe of Allen who is neither tall nor short, and last came Stanley. of the tribe of Baker, who dwells in Pennsylvania where the " silvery Cowanesque peace- fully flows. " With these several additions all properly gowned, the pro- cession next moved to Burdick Hall Where " Pandemonium reigned supreme," but the efforts were not in vain for shortly appeared Shorty Dunn, Fatty Parks, I Mucket Abrahams, Fresh- man Young, ,Lantern J awed Shaw and even Sedae Budding- ton Carpenter arose. The assembly then slowly marched under the direction of Marshall Sage to the hall inhabitated by the members of the fairer sex where the Chief Marshall and all his Lieutenants with uncovered heads ordered volley after volley fof oathsj to be fired as a token of their deep and everlasting respectland admiration for the Lord High Proprietor of said Hall, who is soon to be classified with all the great reformers and who is to have her name engraved on the corner stone of the new library fmay bel. All due respect having been paid to the Supreme Authority the assembly proceeded to give a dress parade for the amusements, of the unfortunate inmates, and the maneuvers which they carried out and the drills which they accomplished was remarkable. People who saw it say- it wasa spectacular sight as it must have been, with the beautiful gowns and the perfect forms glistening in the cold moonlight night with frozen crystals sparkling in the air. After the parade Was finished the Supreme Orator of the day, Robert of the tribe of Robinson, and his Assistant, John of the tribe, of Ryan, proceeded With the toasts of the evening. First was introduced the Freshman known as Minus, so called from the Want of ambition. His speech Was a Wonderful pro- duction consisting of nothing multiplied by nothing and added to nothing, and might be well compared to a cipher Without the ring. The second was a. freshman known as Bacon Whose .toast was principally directed to the Windows of the second floor of the Brick. His speech abounded in oratorical conglomerates and his important facts were impressed upon the audience with his manly gestures. Being Extracts fro LEssoN I. Who is that man, mama? That is Prof. Wilcox. dearie. , O, I thought it was a Sophomore. My child, he is from Syracuse. What ails him, mama? He looks cross. Does he ,li like me? No, my child. He is afraid you will fall in love with him. How fuuny, mama I He is not good looking. He is not nice. He will have to guess again. . The next was a Freshman called Young, who although a brilliant youth and undoubtedly a great thinker, his speech was at fault, and it was easily seen from Whom he had been taught the manner of delivery, for even Alexander fthe greatj could not have produced such great ideas. And then it was, With many a sigh from the .poor half-fed inmates, the procession was reformed and majestically marched on its Way to pay its respects to the various members of the faculty. And as the town clock pealed forth the two strokes upon the frosty air the members handed each of the dignified oflicials a hearty lemon, and they separated at the four corners by the park. ni an Alfred Primer LESSON II. Mama. who is that? That is Jimmy. What is he doing? . He is s-l-i-n-g-i-n-g mud. Will he hit me? Yes, my child, if he sees you. Then I will hide. I am afraid he would find you. Does he like to throw mud, mama? E Yes, he loves it. But, mama, I should think he would get his hands d-i-r-t-y? PAGE ONE HUNDRED TYVENTY fi? . 'ff 'L 4 '. 5.. 5 4 Al' f , i ' 2115 , ,.,:5, Non-Monopoly . Y J Spoon not " Fuss not, X Slush, , . -- Don't.get on a crush Allyou fussers 23 A We're the non-monopoly. Y it f As I Went out one morning Into the glad sunlight, I met a maiden running, With face all scared and white. Oh," said I, "Where are you going? I What is the matter? Quick! " J 4, Said she, "I Want the doctor, My Teddy bear is sick." Fussers' Union 11. E' Zip, boom, bang ! I 'lf K Get a man if you can, ' k I l -, Y Get in scrapes for sour grapes, I I I l pf-Q, , K K We're the ones that always take ' l I J' H-:lx - Fussers' union, ' I I A q as Shake, shake, shake. l l I J ii: y l i- u PAGE ONE HUNDRED TWENTX'-ONE -, -w M., ,., A 3:-.1 1.0.1 W - ' '-S"!-In-mah., 'H' IHE. QUTS IN THIS BOOK WERE MAQE. av 'rr-4-E. lmgmic QY EMRAVING Q. B U F-PALO, N .Y., -z.f.w:.nm..: mf. fa ,wr I . l 1 iii' az P . if I L THE SU PTIBLISPIIBTG 1 A U Q UCIAXTI MAKIERS, l..OFl.-T-i ART1sT1C RINTING Wag , 'ye- Fenner Bro SUCCCSSOYS 10 Cottrell V05 .A,A I A A f, f- 5 f -A : Ph an-,S 2:1::wz5af::.:a:1.-:y:2?,- ,.'- E .QQQR-w,g1.5:.ng:-wil A M -T . . . NY .W . 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STAR y gQOME AND SEE' 1 W eO T LI I A L G EI S E flimmniziralzli SW X Copyright I 907 by IJEfXDING CLOTIIIICRS AND FURNISHERS HarrSChaH7nerEE5'M3rX I Zlotbing bought from us pressed and kept in repair one year free of charge HORNEIJIJ, N. Y. ,- Established . A. SHAW JEWELRSY 'A Good Stock of Watches Jewelry Sterling Silver S Cut Glass, etc. College Souvenirs Souvenir Spoons Senior Alumni Pins Paul E. Wirt and V Parker Fountain Pens OPTICAL Our Optical Department is up to date in every detail-- Our tests and prescriptions A' are carefully made-- ii All goods furnished we ofthe s very best quality and linish. Satisfaction Guaranteed PHOTO GRAPHIC ,Local agents for the Eastman Kodak Co. Kodaks Cameras Eastman Films Velox Papers Tank Developers . and a large stock of Photo Supplies POSTOFFICE BLOCK ' -1 ALFRED -af' 13191: ? M, '. Qi 4.11 "2 . w.J "iff ',' 5 :ff 1 :H ,, -:YI f- ,f - Gigi .V ' U! "" ' -Y Students of Alfred University W' H' find themselves Well taken . . . CUSTOM TAILOR care of in everything pertain- f ing to the 46 N. Main St. V Student Work Given Prompt Attention Photographic Art hw'-midi' MMDID it DD D at W. W. Coon, D. D. S. OFFICE H GURS I 9A.1VI.to121VI. 1to4P.1VI. SWCHCYiS Art in iiiii WW it it W J ohners' Cafe 125 Main Street, Wellsville, N. Y. HURNELL, New York James D. Bennehoff The Work is right and up to date, and the p1'iCCS 31'C fight. General Merchandise Come to us and you will be satisfied. Alfred, New York 'I f? 1 I Q . v IE SD 1203+ 1 'E T f it li S 2-- ii 1 2 Q ? 1 Y.. ---...,-., ,-.ws-nn - .. . 1. Y, wl-I EN You wAN'r Laundry Work that is right- . all the time - every time- send it to p Alfred Steam Laundry P Alfred, N. Y. B. A. Barney, M. D. OCULIST AND AURIST . 5 1-2 Centre Street, Hornell, N. Y. y Hours: 9-4. Sundays by appointment. W BASSETT'S Clothes that meet the requirements of College Men will satisfy any Well dressed men. The fact that Kirschbaum Hand Made Clothes are so strongly favored in college towns is the reason We handle this make in large assortment. Other things that College Men are looking for are gerhune Shoes, Monarch and Acorn Shirts, and Hawes ats. We handle everything that good dressers wear, at prices that are as low as is consistent with our high grade of goods. B. SHEFFIELD BASSETT Al.FREo, N. Y. STUDENTS Will find that we make an especial effort to supply their Wants in all kinds of Writing Papers, Pads, Inks, Pens and Pencils. A large assortment of Confectionery, Fruit and Vegetables. D. D. RANDOLPH if 1 2' 6' if lr 1? Fcrdmaml Lcwu 5 'liisworug i , 5 I , . s Efi 'J I tv. 1 m f v i . 4 . 1 ii i f LS i S+ i . 3.1! lx Y. I2 f' 1 5 n 3 1 1 Q Q I f-fr-0-4541-'nodvfilif . ,aff .V 1 1 E x 1. E lf x 5 , . Q f Y, 1 In 31 59 E6 E 'F f X , 1 L E x E P V 5 r I I ei an 1 . 's ? Q v . x L 11. 5, .is , X xl 'Q , . i ,, W w 5 1 1 2 3 . i Q 2 if g. 9 3 i , 4